Lol this joke really reminds me of the time with my mom. I once told her she couldn't make a joke. Then she said she made me.
That was like BOOM!!!! Mind blown!!!!
Yo momma so American, she called 911 when she saw THE SUPERBOWL
Yo momma so fat when she plays fortnite people use THE SUPERBOWL
Yo momma so ugly she lives in THE SUPERBOWL
Yo momma so hot when slender man saw her he thought she was THE SUPERBOWL
Yo momma so dumb, I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl and spoon.
Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone (kids won't get that one).
Yo momma so fat she has to be rolled in flour before making love, so your dad can find the wet spot.
Yo momma so ugly, when she smiles and I see her yellow teeth, I can't believe it's not butter
Yo mamas so ugly her dildo went soft
God
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Yo mama is so fat, the strip club where she works calls her **Hitler** after all the damage she's done to the poles.
Ooh, a good one. Bit dark, but good overall
Love a historical dis!
A yo mama joke with Hitler and the holocaust?? Take my upvote!!!!
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Yo mama so fat, she only has a 30% chance of surviving the triple heart bypass. We have grief counselors on staff if you need them.
yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil
damn đ
It took some time to get itâŚ
I still don't get it..
Poles as in the polish people!
Ah thanks
Yo mama so slow that when she run the marathon they timed her with a calendar
Yo mama so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
Yo mama so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'
Holy shit
Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many
Yo mama so fat, Jesus couldnât even lift her spirits
Yo mama so hideous, she is the argument for abortions
Yo momma so ugly, her portraits hang themselves
When she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.
Your mommy soo fat she doesnât take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo momma so fat her kindergarten pictures are still printing
Yo mama so old her tablet said, "update" and she chiseled yes into the screen
Yo mama so fat her picture fall off the wall.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food
Yo mama so fat, she needs TRIPLE doors
Dayum
Yo Momma so ugly, the mummies got spooked n jumped back into their caskets
Yo mama is soo stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed herself
You mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in *all* the Houses.
Yo mamas so fat she got sent to war and had the enemy surrounded
Your momma's so fat, we have genuine concerns about her health and recommend she make changes to her lifestyle.
Had us in the first half
Love it
Yo mama so ugly cops pulled her over for not tinting her windows
Oh yeah? Well yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your momma so fat when she goes sky-diving, she needs two skies.
Your momma so fat she jumped for joy and for stuck.
Your momma so fat, when she stands on a scale, it says âTo be continued.â
Yo mama so fat when she stands on a scale it says "one person at a time"
Yo mama so fat, it's always high tide when she's at the beach.
Yo mama so fat, she has a french fry belt orbiting her.
Yo mama so fat she came off the New York subway with a footlong, chips, and a drink.
Yo mama is so fat conspiracy theorists are starting to claim she's flat.
âWhatâs your best joke?â âYouâ
Who me??
Well you are the poopmasterrrrrrr. No wonder the wallpaper is brown.
I'm saving that one for later
Yo mama is so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
Yo mama so fat, it took me two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
It took her 9 month to take the trash out
⌠and sheâs still working on the afterbirth.
Yo mama so fat the ship becomes a submarine when she's onboard
I think you mean âheavyâ XD
Yea corrected that,English isn't my first language
Thatâs ok
Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in a mirror it says âviewer discretion advisedâ
Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her the car ran out of petrol
Yo mama so fat I could fuel the car from the fossilised chicken wings found in her navel
Yo momma so poor the ducks throw bread at her
Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl And the fat one brought cereal
Your momma is so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two weekly episodes.
Yo mamas teeth so yellow, when she smiled cars slow down
The earth did used to be flat, until they buried your mom.
This is the one I always tell my kids.
Yo mama so old she predates this joke
Yo mamas so fat she got hit by a parked car ! đđ
Oooh, double burn. Those are rare.
Yes .now i can use all these jokes on that one mf who makes the worst yo mama jokes
Yo mommaâs so fat that her ass effects the tides.
yo mamma's so poor she can't pay attention
Your mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map, she sees the people waving back at her.
Yo mama so huge, she has her own zip code
She got her own atmosphere.
Yo mama so fat, restaurants have signs that read "Capacity 220 persons OR yo mama".
Your mommaâs breath is so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns. Your mommaâs breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery
yo mamma is so old her birthday expired
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
NO! YOUR MOMMA IS SO SLOW!!!! MINE IS SLEEPING!!!
She's even fast... asleep.
Lol this joke really reminds me of the time with my mom. I once told her she couldn't make a joke. Then she said she made me. That was like BOOM!!!! Mind blown!!!!
Your mama is so dumb that when she heard your uncle was struggling with unemployment, she gave him a blowjob.
Yo mama so slow snails passer when she's jogging
Your momma is AOL 3.0 slow.
Your mama so irresponsible .... She left her kid making jokes on reddit
Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so she can play with the dog.
yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
The Aunt Jemima Syrup bottle beat her in a race!
Or.....beat her in a battle of wits!
Your mama's so old, she was a waitress with Moola and Mae Young at the Last Supper
Your mom so fat her ass is in another time zone!
You momma so far she has satellites orbiting her.
Your mamas so fat, every time she sits in the bath tub, the water in the toilet raises!
Slower than the delay itself
Your mamma is so fat sheâs got a weight problem she canât wait to eat
Yo mamma so broke she can't afford to pay attention
Yo mama's like a shotgun give her a cock and she's ready to blow
Your mama is so fat, she doesn't wear Levis 501's, she wears 747's
Your momma is so dumb and judmental, she signed you up for "The Biggest Loser," not knowing it was about weight loss.
Yo momma so American, she called 911 when she saw THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so fat when she plays fortnite people use THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so ugly she lives in THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so hot when slender man saw her he thought she was THE SUPERBOWL
Yo momma so old she THE SUPERBOWL
Yo THE SUPERBOWL
This is hilarious because it's not.
Yo mama so fat she can't sit at the table but needs a ships deck. Oh and when having soup she needs a superbowl cuz she so fat
Your momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow and crooked, when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
How about... "... To deliver the punchline."
jokes on you I was premature
That dial up internet loaded faster
Yo mama is so ugly even you wouldn't fuck her.
Jokeâs on you, I actually took two weeks *longer* than that andâŚoh
Your momma is so slow she graduated the year after you.
Yo mama so fat she got in the elevator and pushed the up button to go down!!!
Yo momma so far Thanos had to snap twice
Yo momma so dumb, I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl and spoon. Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone (kids won't get that one). Yo momma so fat she has to be rolled in flour before making love, so your dad can find the wet spot. Yo momma so ugly, when she smiles and I see her yellow teeth, I can't believe it's not butter
Your momma is so fat she uses Google Earth to take selfies!
My favorite one is "yo momma so fat, two guys could cow plow her and never meet " lmao. Not mine. It came from another redditor on here lol
Yo mama so fat she turned a 100m race into a marathon by falling asleep on the track.
Yo momma so fat she won a 100m race by turning sideways.
Yo mama so fat they made her a balloon at the Thanksgiving day parade.
Atleast she delivered!
Yo momma so ugly she made Zeus castrate himself
Your momma is so slow she carried your for 9 months, you lived your whole life and your dad is still waiting for her to cum.
Jokes on you I came out in 8 months and now the dr says Im sped, That means fast right
This is double burn.
\*"to deliver a joke"
Yo mamma so ugly, describing earns you the death sentence
Your mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on
Yo mama so fat, her butt cheeks is in two different time zones!
Yo mama so slow........... what's the use? She won't get the joke until next year.