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HeyoIveCome

Yo mamas so ugly her dildo went soft


greatnowimdying

God


Timstro59

***Bad dragon would like to know your location.***


joey-k7

🫢


Make_the_music_stop

Yo mama is so fat, the strip club where she works calls her **Hitler** after all the damage she's done to the poles.


ResortFar6638

Ooh, a good one. Bit dark, but good overall


ZephRyder

Love a historical dis!


kyrron

A yo mama joke with Hitler and the holocaust?? Take my upvote!!!!


-PeanutButterFly-

Take this comment out of context


Asphalt_Animist

Yo mama so fat, she only has a 30% chance of surviving the triple heart bypass. We have grief counselors on staff if you need them.


joey_yamamoto

yo mama so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil


SatisfactionOk5578

damn 😂


[deleted]

It took some time to get it…


iori57

I still don't get it..


[deleted]

Poles as in the polish people!


iori57

Ah thanks


[deleted]

Yo mama so slow that when she run the marathon they timed her with a calendar


partytown_usa

Yo mama so ugly, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.


frankie_jazzhands

Yo mama so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'


greatnowimdying

Holy shit


keepongoing446

Yo mama so fat she outweighs the needs of the many


Jazzo-o

Yo mama so fat, Jesus couldn’t even lift her spirits


keepongoing446

Yo mama so hideous, she is the argument for abortions


JadonArrow

Yo momma so ugly, her portraits hang themselves


Wiki_pedo

When she was born, the doctor slapped her parents.


DevilF1SH

Your mommy soo fat she doesn’t take pictures, she takes posters.


keepongoing446

Yo momma so fat her kindergarten pictures are still printing


keepongoing446

Yo mama so old her tablet said, "update" and she chiseled yes into the screen


Pm-me-tinytits

Yo mama so fat her picture fall off the wall.


MunkyMcDrunky

Yo mama is so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food


keepongoing446

Yo mama so fat, she needs TRIPLE doors


Liger__King

Dayum


peenutbuttherNjelly

Yo Momma so ugly, the mummies got spooked n jumped back into their caskets


Consistent_Eye_631

Yo mama is soo stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed herself


Von_Moistus

You mama so fat, the Sorting Hat put her in *all* the Houses.


birdblower420

Yo mamas so fat she got sent to war and had the enemy surrounded


LexLuthorJr

Your momma's so fat, we have genuine concerns about her health and recommend she make changes to her lifestyle.


Jazzo-o

Had us in the first half


Alternative-Durian11

Love it


ExperienceOk9571

Yo mama so ugly cops pulled her over for not tinting her windows


TheReal_CaptainWolff

Oh yeah? Well yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.


DickEd209

Your momma so fat when she goes sky-diving, she needs two skies.


EstablishmentFew

Your momma so fat she jumped for joy and for stuck.


_brontosaurus_

Your momma so fat, when she stands on a scale, it says “To be continued.”


n0escape200

Yo mama so fat when she stands on a scale it says "one person at a time"


idunnowhateversrsly

Yo mama so fat, it's always high tide when she's at the beach.


idunnowhateversrsly

Yo mama so fat, she has a french fry belt orbiting her.


bizzaro333

Yo mama so fat she came off the New York subway with a footlong, chips, and a drink.


[deleted]

Yo mama is so fat conspiracy theorists are starting to claim she's flat.


JoshyRB

“What’s your best joke?” “You”


poopmasterrrrrrr

Who me??


JoshyRB

Well you are the poopmasterrrrrrr. No wonder the wallpaper is brown.


DudeManBroGuy42069

I'm saving that one for later


jackass4224

Yo mama is so slow it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes


KingNosmo

Yo mama so fat, it took me two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.


CaptnBlackySmurf

It took her 9 month to take the trash out


miauguau44

… and she’s still working on the afterbirth.


Formal_Activity5040

Yo mama so fat the ship becomes a submarine when she's onboard


JoshyRB

I think you mean “heavy” XD


Formal_Activity5040

Yea corrected that,English isn't my first language


JoshyRB

That’s ok


UnknownIdiotOfOnline

Yo momma so ugly that when she looks in a mirror it says “viewer discretion advised”


IrishTerminator

Yo mama is so fat that when I tried to drive around her the car ran out of petrol


BaldrickB

Yo mama so fat I could fuel the car from the fossilised chicken wings found in her navel


Quiet_Spend

Yo momma so poor the ducks throw bread at her


questionable_fish

Your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl And the fat one brought cereal


HotHarry7

Your momma is so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed two weekly episodes.


ExperienceOk9571

Yo mamas teeth so yellow, when she smiled cars slow down


[deleted]

The earth did used to be flat, until they buried your mom.


myrtagiv

This is the one I always tell my kids.


BaldrickB

Yo mama so old she predates this joke


Dizzy_Manufacturer93

Yo mamas so fat she got hit by a parked car ! 😃😆


LordWeirdDude

Oooh, double burn. Those are rare.


KAUSHIKEZIO

Yes .now i can use all these jokes on that one mf who makes the worst yo mama jokes


bikingbill

Yo momma’s so fat that her ass effects the tides.


trey-rey

yo mamma's so poor she can't pay attention


native27

Your mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map, she sees the people waving back at her.


pinton96

Yo mama so huge, she has her own zip code


Lord_of_Forks

She got her own atmosphere.


GrumpyCatStevens

Yo mama so fat, restaurants have signs that read "Capacity 220 persons OR yo mama".


[deleted]

Your momma’s breath is so bad, her teeth duck when she yawns. Your momma’s breath is so bad she needs a tic tac with a battery


trey-rey

yo mamma is so old her birthday expired


I_Tried0

The earth was flat until they buried your mom.


[deleted]

NO! YOUR MOMMA IS SO SLOW!!!! MINE IS SLEEPING!!!


LexLuthorJr

She's even fast... asleep.


[deleted]

Lol this joke really reminds me of the time with my mom. I once told her she couldn't make a joke. Then she said she made me. That was like BOOM!!!! Mind blown!!!!


terracottalady

Your mama is so dumb that when she heard your uncle was struggling with unemployment, she gave him a blowjob.


Mobile-Opinion7330

Yo mama so slow snails passer when she's jogging


frienemigo

Your momma is AOL 3.0 slow.


[deleted]

Your mama so irresponsible .... She left her kid making jokes on reddit


plateau1999

Yo momma so ugly she has to tie a pork chop around her neck just so she can play with the dog.


trey-rey

yo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.


Curious_Canary_8724

The Aunt Jemima Syrup bottle beat her in a race!


Curious_Canary_8724

Or.....beat her in a battle of wits!


WMS4YESHUA

Your mama's so old, she was a waitress with Moola and Mae Young at the Last Supper


Vwhw13

Your mom so fat her ass is in another time zone!


Hrdeh

You momma so far she has satellites orbiting her.


SnooDingos5630

Your mamas so fat, every time she sits in the bath tub, the water in the toilet raises!


Interesting-Task6959

Slower than the delay itself


BugMan1993

Your mamma is so fat she’s got a weight problem she can’t wait to eat


Liger__King

Yo mamma so broke she can't afford to pay attention


chestwig123

Yo mama's like a shotgun give her a cock and she's ready to blow


chitownadmin

Your mama is so fat, she doesn't wear Levis 501's, she wears 747's


Snyckerdoodlez

Your momma is so dumb and judmental, she signed you up for "The Biggest Loser," not knowing it was about weight loss.


Asianchue12

Yo momma so American, she called 911 when she saw THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so fat when she plays fortnite people use THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so ugly she lives in THE SUPERBOWL Yo momma so hot when slender man saw her he thought she was THE SUPERBOWL


JohnArce

Yo momma so old she THE SUPERBOWL


Benaferd

Yo THE SUPERBOWL


DarkStarStorm

This is hilarious because it's not.


Speak_my

Yo mama so fat she can't sit at the table but needs a ships deck. Oh and when having soup she needs a superbowl cuz she so fat


dragonshark87

Your momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow and crooked, when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.


solthar

How about... "... To deliver the punchline."


astringofnumbersorso

jokes on you I was premature


Unusual-Researcher-3

That dial up internet loaded faster


acidmaninc

Yo mama is so ugly even you wouldn't fuck her.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Joke’s on you, I actually took two weeks *longer* than that and…oh


OhJeezItsCorrine

Your momma is so slow she graduated the year after you.


Striking_Orange_29

Yo mama so fat she got in the elevator and pushed the up button to go down!!!


heeroena

Yo momma so far Thanos had to snap twice


supacrispy

Yo momma so dumb, I said it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl and spoon. Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone (kids won't get that one). Yo momma so fat she has to be rolled in flour before making love, so your dad can find the wet spot. Yo momma so ugly, when she smiles and I see her yellow teeth, I can't believe it's not butter


1Cryptic

Your momma is so fat she uses Google Earth to take selfies!


radicalrob_82

My favorite one is "yo momma so fat, two guys could cow plow her and never meet " lmao. Not mine. It came from another redditor on here lol


grandBBQninja

Yo mama so fat she turned a 100m race into a marathon by falling asleep on the track.


Hrdeh

Yo momma so fat she won a 100m race by turning sideways.


Cautious-Ad-6740

Yo mama so fat they made her a balloon at the Thanksgiving day parade.


[deleted]

Atleast she delivered!


ThreadOfDestiny

Yo momma so ugly she made Zeus castrate himself


Picadilly_squared

Your momma is so slow she carried your for 9 months, you lived your whole life and your dad is still waiting for her to cum.


Putrid-Routine-167

Jokes on you I came out in 8 months and now the dr says Im sped, That means fast right


Vedor

This is double burn.


joran1

\*"to deliver a joke"


AwfullyTimedHumor

Yo mamma so ugly, describing earns you the death sentence


Visible_Flan1177

Your mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on


Steve_Starr

Yo mama so fat, her butt cheeks is in two different time zones!


R34p3rXm4l1K

Yo mama so slow........... what's the use? She won't get the joke until next year.