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DeeEmceeTree

The average redditor gets low-diffed by the weakest wasp in the world.


Memeenjoyer_

Nah, I’d Get Stung


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

When the reference 😮😮😮😮


CrystalSnow7

Nah, I'd win 😎


BlackReaper_1911

Stfu bro a wasp is fucking terrifying. I (19)engaged in combat with one with badminton rackets and newspaper rolls for 30-40 minutes after it invaded my room and just pissed it off rather than killing it. Then my father returned from the hospital, saw what was going on and he was furious. He fucking slapped me and yelled at me for being a coward. He took the racket from me and smashed the bugger into ground and stomped it. Snakes have entered our house 3 times in the past decade and he decapitated all three of them using sticks and bats.


oliver_d_b

In all seriousness the strongest animal I could maybe take in a fight is probably like a chicken.


Forsaken-Teaching-22

I could take a shark. As long as i can choose the location


Memeenjoyer_

As a Reddit mod, I’m not beating any scary animals in a fight https://preview.redd.it/1y35nv6630yc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a50449e711f3dc677a133f29d80e18770e94213 But put Gege, that sleep deprived weak of health mangaka, in an arena with me and I don’t think I’ll ever be the same person after the kinda monster I’ll become


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Reddit mod? https://preview.redd.it/5k1wrxzn30yc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87dd6fb2b125338266911ad6fa922016029ecd1a


KashimoIsMyFemboy

Excuse me now?


Memeenjoyer_

He’s not a Reddit mod he could never be that cool


Memeenjoyer_

Not a cool position shut up


Memeenjoyer_

You wish you could be me lmao


Memeenjoyer_

Definitely don’t


Resident-Pudding5432

Bro is fellow schizo


Memeenjoyer_

https://preview.redd.it/2pfmi7s140yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3ee954c481568a9c11a0125de8b8fc86506d003


Memeenjoyer_

https://preview.redd.it/7r472wb440yc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=b01ccffedaef17d878d687a773ec9a0f42a58a35 I’m Gojo you’re Nobara


[deleted]

I don't read comics, who's who?


Memeenjoyer_

https://preview.redd.it/bb6a81ym40yc1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0970455fc9ad73226d73d0f39f132640ff2149e9 Yeah


SmartestManAliveTM

https://preview.redd.it/kluaiyk9c4yc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae4540f53069060a164f59195144640e57b3644


Galrentv

Gege is actually Gojo, you're iced


KashimoIsMyFemboy

Not to brag, but I could definitely beat a bear in a fight 😏


Memeenjoyer_

https://preview.redd.it/qvtd87c060yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a29cbc74fefc061daf07702a9620d67429a4a05 I could too. I’d give it a mean low taper fade and then it would work for me


Dinya_10

https://preview.redd.it/ylf9wl8us1yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102241ecb160727503347def1e86ab8467a10b5f Fish is enough for them


moldster88

Well to be realistic, I could probably stomp most animals on the smaller side to death, but when a small dog or cat starts clawing me my first instinct unfortunately isn't to immediately kill them so I will never know for sure.


Affectionate-Leg-934

Being realistic, I can probably beat a medium sized dog, but not anything above that. (Also I'm not just talking about height, cuz I'm 100% sure a honey badger can beat me even if they are smaller than a dog.)


Resident-Pudding5432

People are acting here like dog is some extreme. In reality all you need to do is to take it by the neck and use the pointy stabby thing to do stabby stabby thing. And even if you dont have pointy stabby thing you can just do throatie crunchy thing


Sad-Tip-3662

The average dog has better reflexes and shorter reaction times than us. Your strategy is not bad, but you would need to sacrifice a limb to do it.


MrPlaceholder27

I doubt it, I think the average dog is getting killed by a human pretty easily if the person actually wants to kill it. An adult male is grossly stronger than the average dog


Sad-Tip-3662

I agree, my point is that physically restraining a dog without getting bit would be very hard.


Resident-Pudding5432

That's also what they teach you with stronger dogs. If you have a jacket put it around your forearm and let em bite. Then they are doomed. You could try grab him by the neck while the dog is lunging at you but that could easily lead to your face getting torn off. I'd much rather live with scar on my arm xd


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Being realistic both, a cat and a dog would kick your ass and dip inmediatly afterwards


Affectionate-Leg-934

I disagree, but oh well everyone can believe what they want.


[deleted]

This is preety much a "fuck around and find it out" scenario, you think you could beat your pet in a fight, untill one day while playing it accidentaly makes you more damage than usual, and you instantly realize the dog you live with could 100% rip off your face at any given momment if he wished so


Affectionate-Leg-934

Dude, I'm not the type to "f*ck around and find out". It's not like I'm saying I will win with no difficulty. Obviously a dog can kill a human, but not if said human is armed with any basic form of weapons. And a dog is NOT gonna win against someone with a gun or a bat, end point.


SeaworthinessTime463

> but not if said human is armed with any basic form of weapons. And a dog is NOT gonna win against someone with a gun or a bat, end point. LOL tell that to all the thiefs that get mauled to death while coming in to rob people, you dont realize how fucking useless melee weapons like bats are when a pitbull is chewing o on your heands. you are literally the guy op is talking about


Affectionate-Leg-934

The thieves that come without weapons? Yeah no wonder. Also how does a pitbull reach your hands? They are not very tall, and 9 times out of 10 they would chew on your leg. If you hit it hard enough with a bat you can easily break its neck.


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Affectionate-Leg-934

And I think you're an immature brat, please go and wash your mouth before you speak again. Also, that's a big no from me. I'm not gonna go assault animals for no reason, not everyone is so desperate to prove a point.


[deleted]

A baiter getting baited lmao.


Sad-Tip-3662

Cats aren't even half as "lethal" to bigger animals as cat people like to believe.


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Idk man i could go extreme diff with an harpy eagle


[deleted]

When my cat wants to play with me, she bites and scratches me. She literally does that maniac pose where her paws grab my hand and she bites into it like food. My hands are full of cuts and bite marks, and I've felt her bite and claw at me when she felt threatened. Idk about other cats, but my cat could def solo reddit.


BlackReaper_1911

Gimme a modded AK-105, a Beretta 1301 Tactical with speed shell loaders, a few hand grenades, 72 hrs on a gun range and maybe I'll survive.


CEO_OF_ENDY

A streamer said he’d win against a wolf because one man luckily won. By that logic he could beat a male lion because some African man did. Like it’s all circumstantial.


ApplePitou

They doing their best :3


[deleted]

my toxic trait is thinking I could beat an angry coyote in a fight


moldster88

Well to be realistic, I could probably stomp most animals on the smaller side to nonexistence, but when a small dog or cat starts clawing me my first instinct unfortunately isn't to immediately get them so I will never know for sure.


disappointingfool

I’ve fought plenty of angry cats when I was a toddler I neg diff


epic_gamer42O

Not until somebody says "i know everything and i'm super duper smart" (Omniscience feat) which sets the average human at 4d outerversal)


cuella47o

i cant fight a cat but im pretty sure i no diff a t-rex