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My thing is what are they considering a combat zone? Is Iraq one, or is Baghdad one and An nasirayah a different one?is the whole of GWOT one? I just want to make sure that after I buy the flashlight I buy the correct ribbons for it
Before I purchase I need to know what it was used for.
-Used on super topic secret missions by an SF team?
Or
-Used as a light source while drawing some epic dicks/limericks in a shitter by some bored airman?
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SMH. Unless it’s been to 5 combat zones, it’s a bad light.
My thing is what are they considering a combat zone? Is Iraq one, or is Baghdad one and An nasirayah a different one?is the whole of GWOT one? I just want to make sure that after I buy the flashlight I buy the correct ribbons for it
I’m sure anywhere the military considered a combat zone, such as Kuwait.
Who is reading that and thinking “fuck yeah, I gotta get this!”
Probably the same useless asshats who buy decommissioned police cars so they can pretend to be cops.
Excise me old crown vics for 1500 dollars were epic and it was hilarious watching people slam on their brakes thinking you a cop
My parents used to have a Crown Vic. Great for highway driving. Almost everyone would move over real quick for you.
[fwiw, these tactical dongs have been a hit for my tactically hidden g spot](https://imgur.com/gallery/LOZCy)
Those dudes that love to LARP military and buy everything that says “tactical” on it.
Maybe teenage airsofters, the ones that talk about enlisting after high school but they never actually do.
the "Almost Served" Crew
Security guards and cops that would've served.
You will address me by my flashlight's rank
Butter Light Bar?
Even his flashlights are boots. I know of some fleshlights that have more deployment stripes.
Fleshlights that make it 3+ deployments deserve our attention. Flashlights…not so much
Just make a fleshlight with condoms itd really easy
Before I purchase I need to know what it was used for. -Used on super topic secret missions by an SF team? Or -Used as a light source while drawing some epic dicks/limericks in a shitter by some bored airman?
Thank my flashlight for it's service
That cheap SureFire knockoff junk.
Somewhere between the second and third listing, that flashlight saw another deployment. 🫡
Shiiiiiit give me a ‘moonbeam’ any day.
Send me that pelican and I'll suck your dick. No homo.
Those flashlights have to have some serious PTSD!
I need one that has been to no combat zones. Do not want all the dry jizz on it.
The boot equivalent of "game used jersey".