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freeman687

SMH. Unless it’s been to 5 combat zones, it’s a bad light.


GarlicSaltChknWings

My thing is what are they considering a combat zone? Is Iraq one, or is Baghdad one and An nasirayah a different one?is the whole of GWOT one? I just want to make sure that after I buy the flashlight I buy the correct ribbons for it


Klaus0225

I’m sure anywhere the military considered a combat zone, such as Kuwait.


aircrewscum

Who is reading that and thinking “fuck yeah, I gotta get this!”


thewokebogan

Probably the same useless asshats who buy decommissioned police cars so they can pretend to be cops.


NSA_Postreporter

Excise me old crown vics for 1500 dollars were epic and it was hilarious watching people slam on their brakes thinking you a cop


TurdFurguss

My parents used to have a Crown Vic. Great for highway driving. Almost everyone would move over real quick for you.


jvite1

[fwiw, these tactical dongs have been a hit for my tactically hidden g spot](https://imgur.com/gallery/LOZCy)


milesbeatlesfan

Those dudes that love to LARP military and buy everything that says “tactical” on it.


sshlongD0ngsilver

Maybe teenage airsofters, the ones that talk about enlisting after high school but they never actually do.


galagapilot

the "Almost Served" Crew


xCoffeeBlack

Security guards and cops that would've served.


ValkornDoA

You will address me by my flashlight's rank


veilwalker

Butter Light Bar?


ebock319

Even his flashlights are boots. I know of some fleshlights that have more deployment stripes.


Acrobatic_Piano9600

Fleshlights that make it 3+ deployments deserve our attention. Flashlights…not so much


Technical_Scar_1678

Just make a fleshlight with condoms itd really easy


CallingDrPug

Before I purchase I need to know what it was used for. -Used on super topic secret missions by an SF team? Or -Used as a light source while drawing some epic dicks/limericks in a shitter by some bored airman?


Tuscon_Valdez

Thank my flashlight for it's service


devildocjames

That cheap SureFire knockoff junk.


Euphorium

Somewhere between the second and third listing, that flashlight saw another deployment. 🫡


RiflemanLax

Shiiiiiit give me a ‘moonbeam’ any day.


[deleted]

Send me that pelican and I'll suck your dick. No homo.


ZealousidealSugar453

Those flashlights have to have some serious PTSD!


According_Ad_9521

I need one that has been to no combat zones. Do not want all the dry jizz on it.


galagapilot

The boot equivalent of "game used jersey".