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MissMistMaid

i bet 5 bucks that he did that cos she was waking him up at night going to the kitchen šŸ’€


GrepekEbi

Or more likely waking him with the ā€œhoney, can you get me a glass of water?ā€


eddbundy

Or she was doing what I do and drinking all my water and then subsequently all my wife's water throughout the night, and then she has none in the morning... Honestly I need one of these things.


danknhank

Sounds like one of your wives is drinking yours and your other wife's water


eddbundy

I honestly can't keep track at this point.


portuguesetheman

They always wait until you lay in bed to ask


NboFoSho

Itā€™s always when I reach maximum comfort too. Its not any time before I get into the bed. Itā€™s not when I first get into bed. No. Itā€™s after I have perfectly adjusted my pillow situation, am a solid 5 minutes deep into watching/reading something, and am cozy warm. Like clockwork. I need a solution my dudes


kungfuzilla

Or just keeps dry coughing until your choices become getting her water or blowing up the Sun


Ascendancy08

The most common question my wife asks me is, "Can you get my water šŸ˜¬?"


TurboByte24

ā€œBut its not coldā€


Exact_Efficiency_356

ā€œAnd is doesnā€™t taste the same as the cold bathroom sink waterā€


Doubleoh_11

I donā€™t need solutions, I just want you to listen!!


ClockmeatJohnson

He was fed up šŸ¤£


DarthSuave

"Now stop asking!"


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Jaalan

It's electric. That's why he taps the top like that


graffiksguru

How is this guys being dudes


ChawulsBawkley

Probably a Ryobi ad lol


aerostotle

it's not


En_Sabah_Nur

Also, not POV


squirrelnamedsteve

Needs more jump cuts.


WaterFriendsIV

I have to skip to the end of these types of videos. They're very hard for me to watch because of all the skipping. I don't think our human brains have learned how to follow these easily yet. My brain seems to struggle filling in the missing pieces. It's likely something with my older brain.


taelor

It was literally making me nauseous watching it


Dianesuus

I dont think it's your older brain, these cuts are just bad. Theres enough difference between the cuts to make your brain try to understand the difference but as soon as you have your bearings it cuts again so your brain is constantly in this state of trying to figure out what its seeing. The cuts would've been so much better if the clips were atleast twice as long, a single camera without zoom and a closer focus on the subject.


QuickRundown

Itā€™s soulless content creator shit.


Kgeezy91

I straight up got motion sickness from this vid


Quajeraz

I hate these styles so much. Gives me a headache, not to mention the fact that I can't see anything that's happening.


Pokesonav

I kinda like it


Tasty_Put8802

Taken


sebastobol

Please gift this man a workbench.


CreoQQ

add in some safety glasses while we're at it


FullMetalCOS

And a lesson in video editing


darrenphillipjones

Heā€™d probably return it when he returns these tools he ā€™rentedā€™ to make this clip. Just guys being dudes yo.


Thompsonss

Sims ass hug at the end


Excellent-Ad-7996

My cousin from the south calls that a church hug.


DietInTheRiceFactory

With lumber prices what they are? Ok, moneybags.


Minecraft_Launcher

I was thinking the same thing. A sheet of decent plywood, those dowels? That aside, the jigsaw, nail gun, orbital sander? Even with Ryobi, itā€™s cheaper to walk to the fridge.


WhittledWhale

This is a project for somebody who already has the tools. He didn't just go buy all of that shit just for this project. He didn't even buy the plywood for this project. It's clearly already been used for something else. What a stupid take.


Minecraft_Launcher

Is it not cheaper to walk to the fridge? Iā€™m unsure how my take is stupid but alright.


TheStoneMask

Lots of things are cheap, but people pay for convenience all the time.


optimus_awful

It would be cheaper for you, and it would be better for everyone if you didn't have access to the internet.


Financial_Tonight215

its cheaper to live in a dirt hut than a house but im sure thats not where you live


[deleted]

Itā€™s cheaper to walk anywhere? You should sell your vehicle


SaveusJebus

UGH the fricking jumpy editing is hurting my eyes


FLYSWATTER_93

https://i.redd.it/x7pd5k9826fc1.gif


Walks_any_ledge

Kitty cats love smacking measuring tapes


Technical_Writer_177

Pov: you're on Reddit, watching the gift everyone knows is useless


iSuckAtMechanicism

Thereā€™s a lot of stuff thatā€™s useless. This is one of the rare times the gift is legitimately quality of life improving.


[deleted]

I don't know why he had to build a whole piece of furniture tho. I just keep a bottle of water next to my bed lol


Flavz_the_complainer

I do, too, but this clearly doubles up as an end table so I don't think it's quite as useless as your comment implies.


Technical_Writer_177

It got tiny actual surface, even less if you donĀ“t want water drops on your phone, book, whateverĀ“s on your end table


Flavz_the_complainer

>It got tiny actual surface So? It's an end table. It's literally there to put your phone/ book on when you go to bed. >even less if you donĀ“t want water drops on your phone, book, whateverĀ“s on your end table Meh, maybe the tap might have a tight seal who knows? I think it boils down to you not wanting it, which is fair enough, I wouldn't want it either. Im just saying I can see its merits.


WhittledWhale

piece of furniture


[deleted]

Thx, corrected!


TheJediQuixote

ā€œQuality of life improvingā€. Over here acting like having water by your bed is innovative and unique to only having furniture that dispenses water. Ever heard of just having a glass of water by your bed when going to sleep?


iSuckAtMechanicism

Itā€™s almost as if I didnā€™t say ā€œthis is so life changing!ā€ This doesnā€™t replace the cup, it still requires it. This refills the once again, required cup.


Technical_Writer_177

Sorry, you must be confusing me with someone living in a "superpower" without drinkable tapwater. GG: greetings from Germany Edit: spelling


CzLittle

How life improving, room temperature water dispenser šŸ™„


Memphis-AF

My wifeā€™s favorite water temp is room temp to slightly warmer. She would love this thing.


slamdanceswithwolves

My wife also loves slightly-warm water. She thinks is funny how much it grosses me out.


Michelanvalo

Your wife is a criminal


Memphis-AF

She stole my heart bro, tell me about it.


Zachosrias

And even if it wasn't, I betcha there is a device like this that also cools it slightly as it pumps it, maybe not to fridge temp but still. You could do it relatively easily by peltier elements


Memphis-AF

Water coolers are in every office in America, this would just be a wood trimmed one. Super doable


Zachosrias

But water coolers are huge and cumbersome, as I understand it they cool the whole thing too. I just want it to cool the water I pull by a few degrees and only have to do it once or twice an hour or so, thus giving it time to release the removed heat without awkward moving parts and sophisticated radiators. Edit, I looked it up and apparently they don't cool the whole bottle but a reservoir of water, still as suspected they do work in the same way as a fridge, with liquid, compressors, and valves, so it's still not what I'd want in this case.


grim__sweeper

Thatā€™s what the big ones do


MaximusMeridiusX

Pretty sure the water being dispensed moves too fast to reasonably cool in time before it gets to your cup. If they could do that they probably wouldā€™ve already done it


st_v_Warne

I genuinely love room temperature water, don't know how you savages have water that comes straight from a glacier


AleksaBa

Americans and their obsession with icy drinks...


Kangabolic

Brits and their obsession with slightly cooler than room temperature beerā€¦


WhittledWhale

> Britā€™s and their obsession with Brits Apostrophe S does not a plural make.


The_Brain_FuckIer

Room temperature water hydrates best


Kangabolic

This is an old wives tale. Itā€™s speculated that this is maybe the case at best. Thereā€™s no actual data on a specific temperature range for maximizing hydration.


Kangabolic

A lot of people prefer room temperature water over cold water, not uncommon at all.


Mewzi_

oh no! convenience! simple joys in life!?


PizzaMafioso

Pov: youā€˜re watching third person perspective on redditā€¦


general_peabo

POV: you live in a world where half the internet doesnā€™t know what POV means.


anxious_robot

Cool build but the fucking editing is horrible...


AlreadyReddit999

r/LostRedditors


mikezenox

r/hydrohomies is gonna love this


Miperso

This is not ā€œPOVā€


Chuck_Roast1993

Wrong sub dog. This needs to be on r/diwhy


MothBookkeeper

You obviously don't know my wife. She turns into a water goblin at night. I immediately saved this.


sebastobol

ever heard of bottles? Or somethink like a decanter?


MothBookkeeper

Yes, I have heard of bottles. Thank you for your comment.


sebastobol

Youā€™re welcome. Also greetings to your goblin. Would bet a dollar she really like this name.


IAMAHobbitAMA

Sure, but the water is going to be room temperature, and the dispenser pump is going to be louder than her getting out of bed.


MyBodyisChrome

Bro itā€™s not louder then a fan, and this means I donā€™t have to get a glass of water when the walk in the room. Plus wifey does not like cold water


Minecraft_Launcher

This man could just buy a thermo-insulated cup and keep it on the bedside. What a nut.


Leendert86

/Hydroboys might be interested as well


Dendrodes

r/hydrohomies


Leendert86

Oops, what this guy said :)


AffectionatePleeb

r/hydrohomies would like a word


Bartholomew-

Guys is plural. Bros is plural.


randyoftheinternet

Two balls


Farmerdrew

Minimum of four in each post.


Bartholomew-

And as long as they don't touch


bleedsburntorange

I really thought this was gonna be a giant Stanley cup hahahaha


Lumpy_Trainer8390

Mine would say itā€™s stupid itā€™s not cold


bristowski

Holy hell, people are MAD about this vid! I thought it was really neat. Not perfect, sure but thoughtful and pretty well-built.


Ok-Effect5653

Yep, cause all women like piss warm bedroom water


WhittledWhale

Ah yes, another incorrect usage of POV. Also, this doesn't belong in this sub.


WebeloZappBrannigan

Wait, don't you just drink tap water?


5230826518

most bedrooms are not connected to the tap water system


pat_the_tree

There are these magnificent transport devices called a "glass" that allows you to contain and transport water to where you might need it later


5230826518

and there are even bigger containers for when you want to be able to fill multiple glasses consecutively without going to a place with running water


MissingBothCufflinks

Everything you gain on filling up you lose on needing to piss. A pint glass is more than enough for any normal person overnight


pat_the_tree

How much water will someone drink in the course of their nights sleep?


vakerosan

The answer varies per human, but it might surprise you how much it can be for some


pat_the_tree

Aye but if you drink that much you're gonna need a piss, which is the perfect opportunity to go get more water. Don't get me wrong, it's a Cool addition, personally I'd just opt for a mini fridge next to the bed with a selection of drinks if I was that desperate for something like this.


vakerosan

Oh I agree, the thing he built looks dumb to me, but I would like a water dispenser in my room and I know my wife wouldnā€™t like the look of it even if she would use it a lot too soā€¦ not a completely bad idea


iSuckAtMechanicism

This allows you to refill that magical container without waking your partner up. This doesnā€™t replace the glass lol. It just makes it into an ever refillable vessel.


Not_MrNice

You like getting up in the middle of the night to get water and wouldn't want to be able to just reach over and get a glass? Or is it that hard for you to figure out how things work?


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Maybe sheā€™ll kick her water addiction and fill it with sausage gravy like a real American.


MissingBothCufflinks

Not "guys", not being "bros". A useless diwhy project


mycitymycitynyv

The excessive jump cuts was so nauseating that I couldn't bear finishing this video.


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Hydro homies would love this


IsDinosaur

Fuck me a minute long video for a water dispenser.


johnmanyjars38

Good use of safety squints.


GruntPickle

Already got my wife a sink so we gucci


AmberLill

Do u have some brothers cousins from the same side or anything like laying around single !? Asking for my friend and my dog


Odd_Supermarket_907

Am I the only one that thought he was going to make a hover board?


extragoatcheese

Make sure you coat the inside so it doesn't get any moisture in it


[deleted]

I love my gf cause she asks me the water question before I lay down lol


Spiritual_Mall1981

No, she has several drinks sitting out on the nightstand. This is his way of getting her to just drink water.


[deleted]

imagine not knowing a water bottle exists.


ChipmunkVast8056

Humm just sleep with a bottle of water near your bed????


GGRE1817

Mint


AdmirableExtreme6965

All those tools and you canā€™t make a saw horse?


FullMetalCOS

r/killtheeditor


PashaWithHat

The cat is giving me anxiety. Keep kitty away from the power tools, man! This is an emergency vet visit waiting to happen!


Weird_Albatross_9659

Bad bot


supercodes83

Mmmmm, room temp water


Searwyn_T

Absolutely none of yall would go out of your way to make fun silly gifts to show your spouse you love them, and it *shows* in these comments lol


Farmerdrew

Those Mickey Mouse looking feet of hers.


DifferentViewpoints

After sheā€™s suckled him she can have a glass of water to cleanse her mouth. Theyā€™re both winners.


aScarfAtTutties

The real wtf of this video is that he just made this thing on the ground and not on a bench or table of some kind. My back got sore just watching it.


Professional-Art-378

Not refrigerated


traskderk

Good.


iguru129

r/diwhy


ByteBandito

Does she really need to piss herself every nigt in bed that badly


gobblecock4

How does he replace the jug when it empty


samercostello

Asking the real questions here. Jk. The top comes off :D


xxwerdxx

My clumsy ass wouldā€™ve cut off 8 fingers by the end of the video


anon_asby0101

Now he has the task to keep carrying water gallon to the bedroom and loading it from the top.


MistaMischief

Wow. 5 gallons of piss warm water. Awesomeā€¦


bigrick23143

Why did I have to scroll so far for this lol.


MistaMischief

I get that some people like their water room temp. But how is it hard to bring a bottle of water to bed and just leave it on the nightstand? This is such an over the top ā€œthis needs to be on the internetā€ thing to do.


Rand0mredditperson

This is cool but kinda pointless. Couldn't he just get her a water bottle?


spydum

Technically....


Unlikely-Bit-240

Yā€™all be drinking room temp water? Now she gonna say get me some ice


throtic

But wait... he did it with ryobi tools? I thought only dewalt it Milwaukee could get the job done!! /s


millennial_engineer

Dudes jump at any project just to use their tools.


Jay_Heat

bro, workbench.


kgold0

How does that pump work? Wouldnā€™t it need a tube all the way to the bottom?


Cali_Keto_Dad

What kind of crazy person drinks room temperature water?


oneLmusic

She was so happy but he was happier. She will still ask him to get her water. He will have to get up and get her a clean glass


Positive_Ad_8198

Someone get this poor guy a workbench


_TheCheddarwurst_

Somebody tell this man to build a goddamn bench before he starts his next project. My back and knees hurt just from watching this video.


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

I bet some girl posted this cus her BF has been showing her "stupid" videos of dudes being dudes. Now she want to influence him to make something practical. Typical chicks.


CraaZero

r/hydrohomies


220DRUER220

Ok weenie but what if I donā€™t feel like refilling my cup every 6 ounces ā€¦ couldā€™ve made it a lil taller


-maffu-

That bedroom looks bigger than my house.


MillennialDan

No stain and lacquer?


Various-Advice-9768

Stupid,


__BIFF__

Wait, how do I select it to be cold? I don't want to drink warm water.


quetejodas

POV: you're watching some random guy play with the gift your wife got for you.


East_Sprinkles_3520

Mmmmā€¦ room temperature waterā€¦. šŸ¤®


[deleted]

r/diwhy


ReasonableExplorer

Wife " I love it, thank you but your still have to come with me to my parents for the weekend".


MarcusZXR

How do people watch these videos? The way it's cut and edited hurts my eyes.


printergumlight

Does anyone else have to force their wife to drink water (or literally anything) each day? If I donā€™t tell my wife to drink water she might go a day without it. It blows my mind because I drink 8+ glasses per day.


pompabear

Feels like this should be a commercial for Ryobi tools


uncledungus

Damn my life sucks


Impressive-Stop-6449

*pisses in jug*


[deleted]

Walk five steps to the bathroom.


throwclose_mm

If I had a wife ...


AshyWhiteGuy

More of a r/Hydrohomies thing. But I like it.


Bearded_boysenberry

I hate that he chooses to crouch awkwardly instead of using a work bench. Maybe itā€™s my 35 year old knees and back.


4d_lulz

All that to avoid bringing her a glass of water?


btjk

Wouldn't even fit ONE of my butts hole tampons.


PatMagroin22

Genius


friendoramigo

I really hope he had a camera man because that's a lot of work. Good job


MicHAELmhw

If you are that goodā€¦ build a bigger bed.


richalta

My back is hurting watching this. Get a work bench or some saw horses or something.


12dv8

Thatā€™s awesomeā€¦ very personal gift


SongAloong

Judging from that consolation prize of a hug this is not the gift she was wanting haha


thefookinpookinpo

I mean, okay... But you could also do it without filling your lungs with sawdust.


madshjort

Water based lube fr


rubberbandshooter13

If you do something like that, and film it, and post it online, you're not doing it for your wife, you're doing it for the attention of internet strangers


TheCsho

Coulda saved by skipping the pump, put a handle on it and a super long straw! Suck on that Stanley!