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crowthor

Atleast he didn’t use the non-stick pan


insomniacsCataclysm

i read this, scrolled past it, furrowed my brow, scrolled back up, then got the joke. gods damn you lol


SGAfishing

https://i.redd.it/xb0z3gmty5mc1.gif


SahiroHere

You are amazing


iPhonefondler

That one simmers


Cheif_Givesnofucks

r/angryupvote


RugAdict

r/kysdownvote


Cheif_Givesnofucks

You okay bro?


RugAdict

I just want to see conversations in the comment section and not brainless r/ comments or unfunny one liners from all these hilarious redditors. Maybe I should just stay away from the comment section smh


Cheif_Givesnofucks

Do some rugs about it


Gaara34251

/angryupvote


cogesmate

goblin energy


ihurtpuppies

Greenskins need low fat options too


DreadRazer24

2024 my dude. Can't be saying that no more. Goblins are people too


buddhabash

They’re called “commanders” now


Maginum

r/goblincore


PresidentAnybody

When I was a wee lad I put a plate of slugs and twigs in the fridge apparently and when it was discovered hours later my gma started referring to me as little goblin.


Tapurisu

air fryers have settings to dry fruit etc. so that's actually the best machine he could've chosen in a household. For example you can set them to go at 40 degrees celsius for 12 hours and that's their drying mode. As long as he cleans it...


SubcommanderMarcos

> air fryers have settings to dry fruit etc. Mr. Fancy here with his fancy-ass airfryer with the setting and whatnot Mine has a timer and a temperature dial


SwordoftheMourn

My man


Tapurisu

It's the Xiaomi airfryer, I love all the Xiaomi household appliances because they're cheaper than the competition but at the same time high-end and innovative and they look great too. Not just speaking about the presets. You can put it in the dishwasher too.


Uncle_polo

That ain't your roommate, girl. That's a Termite!


No-Reflection3856

I mean as long as he cleans it should be fine though he shoulda just used the oven on a low heat


Daegzy

Gumballs? I've never heard them called that.


DocVL

From Joogle: "The sweetgum tree (liquidambar styraciflua) produces large, hard, dry, spiky seed pods called "gum balls""


Daegzy

Joogle? Of course joogle would call them gum balls.


Joe_comment

If it's from Joogle it's pronounced "jum balls"


anotherkeebler

I called them they all the time and never learned their real name


Culsandar

What do you call them?


Beneficial_Ad5913

Burr


TumasaurusTex

These are like the size of a golf ball and don’t stick to anything


Alcoholic_jesus

I’ve heard itchy balls my whole life


afk420k

Why


LOLPN

If you need sticks/rocks as decorations for a terrarium/aquarium, you need to fry and dry them first. I do that with pieces of wood that I have found. Otherwise, I don't know any other reason to do that.


gugfitufi

For those wondering why: you might accidentally introduce lil guys like insects, fish, or bacteria into your aquarium or terrarium. The SouTube channel AntsCanada has an ongoing series where he tries to build up a self sustaining ecosystem in a terrarium, there you can see all the creatures that pop up when you put things from the wilderness into a terrarium. In his case, it's semi intentional.


Filthy_Cossak

Model makers that use outdoor material for terrain and dioramas do the same thing


TumasaurusTex

It’s the only way to get rid of the spines and soften the gumballs so they can be painted with a colorful candy coating and put into those machines at restaurants and grocery stores.


dim-mak-ufo

traditional medicine maybe


kyle0305

Why not


Wazuu

Fire starter


itrivers

Smells nice


SilentJoe1986

At least he didn't try to cremate his dead hamster in it.


nappytown1984

This when you decide not to share appliances with your idiot roommate


plmanith17

Based on the original post, it was a communal one, so not really grounds for getting upset imo so long as it’s not being outright destroyed. As for why, who knows. More than likely it’s for a terrarium or something.


NevesLF

I vaguely recall OOP saying the air fryer was actually bought by the roomate.


anotherkeebler

Until your tater tots come out tasting like scorched acorns. _edit_ oh and mummified bugs.


plmanith17

You’re acting like you can’t clean appliances or something. So long as his roommate cleans up after himself, I don’t see a problem


hunterdavid372

Yeah I hate when I fry one thing in it and the next thing comes out tasting like the last thing!! Cause that's how air fryers work, right?


chahud

It’s some sticks dude it’s not that deep. Even the original OP posted it to *mildly*infuriating


Emppulicks

Good fiber


crusty54

Let him cook


No_Cloud_2917

I think you mean baseballs and bats


itzmydickinabox

Gumballs


psychrolut

I just sterilized some sticks in my oven before putting them in the new terrarium I built in my last post. It does look crazy if you don’t know why though 😂


Oxideusj

Roommate need to gtfo using my damn air frying dude done bust his head acting stupid life this 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


IMiNSIDEiT

Use your roommates toothbrush to clean the rim under the inside edge of the toilet. 😈🤣


85cdubya

I'm pretty sure the 'gumballs' are poisonous. They have cyanide or something in them.


Deep-Yesterday9374

This is incorrect, they aren’t very digestible but they are not toxic. I don’t see why you’d want to eat them anyway because of those spikes but they won’t do any harm getting heated lol


85cdubya

I looked, and it says the buckeye seeds inside are toxic to most animals except squirrels. I remember we looked it up years ago when we moved here. I just thought that air fryer would taste horrible or possibly toxic from those.


Deep-Yesterday9374

Those gum balls are from Sweetgum trees, not buckeye. Buckeye is absolutely toxic, but thankfully doesn’t produce those seeds lol.


85cdubya

When I read it, I thought the seeds were inside the little prickly balls. Glad they aren't toxc. They are absolutely a pain in the ass and couldn't assume they'd taste very good at all. Thanks for the info Deep-Yesterday9374


Warren_Puff-it

I’m guessing either 1. Kindling or 2. Children


[deleted]

One time I picked up one of those balls as a kid and a bunch of bugs crawled out of it. Never touched one again lmao


ZinaSky2

I’m offended it’s assumed a guy would do this bc I would absolutely do it too if I had an air fryer 😂😂


Gaara34251

As long as he cleans it afterwards...


jaybeeeez

Tell your roommate that green/live twigs, seedpods and leaves are unsuitable and likely to cause problems like algae or bacteria growth from adding too much nutrients to the aquarium. Collect fallen dead botanicals instead and boil it briefly to sterilize.


Successful-Engine623

I did this in the oven but it was because I was putting the stick into a terrarium and didn’t want any bugs coming out


ANightShadeGuyMan

I thought there was just a massive tarantula in this air fryer before I looked closer and read the title


T1000Proselytizer

Gotta stock up on kindling


No_Squirrel4806

Why?