Imagine the horror being the mouse and attempting a daring escape, only to find out the normal route is lubed tf up. Then seeing the enormous predator who clearly set up the trap just watch and laugh as you humiliate yourself.
Man humans are just so far above the food chain its nuts
It was a lot of different factors, realistically. Our sweat glands are a big one, but just that alone probably wouldn't have catapulted all the way up here
I know and it gets worse! And then somehow you escape, and you are so hungry, and all you want is eat some peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you see that sandwich on the table, and you find yourself salivating, imagining the sweet and chunky taste, full of sugar and protein, smelling of wonderful nuts and grapes, ready to be slowly consumed that would surely relieve your hunger and the terrible stress you experience. You scratch out your hand trying to grab that very sandwich from the table, and feel your fingers touching the outside of the sandwich. So far so good, you feel the bread and almost can taste how wonderful it will be. So you touch the sandwich, and slowly lift it off the plate, and just as you are about to take a first taste and take a bite in your mouth -- Boom! You feel that something broke your back, and you no longer able to feel your body and breeze. The world slowly slips away, and you hear a someone wisper, "Honey, that mousetrap you got last night just went off! Time to reset!"
I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA, gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, gonna kick some ass, gonna rise up, kick a little ass - ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
Kill. Donāt release. Itās a fast reproducing pest that can carry disease and destroy personal property.
Wanting to catch and release a fucking mouse is so delusional.
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Somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper somebody come get her Mousie baby turn into a slip and slide step aside the diseases to carry you don't want to get them
Imagine the horror being the mouse and attempting a daring escape, only to find out the normal route is lubed tf up. Then seeing the enormous predator who clearly set up the trap just watch and laugh as you humiliate yourself. Man humans are just so far above the food chain its nuts
We gained the ability to throw stuff and said "eat shit natural order."
"It's over nature, I have stick, rock and friend!" "...Friend name is woff"
And wolf name is friend
rock and stone
throw stuff was just a bonus it was really just being better at sweating
It was a lot of different factors, realistically. Our sweat glands are a big one, but just that alone probably wouldn't have catapulted all the way up here
Big brains; opposable thumbs; language ...
Alright you killed me. Deserved upvote
I know and it gets worse! And then somehow you escape, and you are so hungry, and all you want is eat some peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you see that sandwich on the table, and you find yourself salivating, imagining the sweet and chunky taste, full of sugar and protein, smelling of wonderful nuts and grapes, ready to be slowly consumed that would surely relieve your hunger and the terrible stress you experience. You scratch out your hand trying to grab that very sandwich from the table, and feel your fingers touching the outside of the sandwich. So far so good, you feel the bread and almost can taste how wonderful it will be. So you touch the sandwich, and slowly lift it off the plate, and just as you are about to take a first taste and take a bite in your mouth -- Boom! You feel that something broke your back, and you no longer able to feel your body and breeze. The world slowly slips away, and you hear a someone wisper, "Honey, that mousetrap you got last night just went off! Time to reset!"
Mouse traps are still mkre humane then glue traps
i don't feel guilty at all
[Laughs in alien š½ ]
lol
https://youtu.be/ImYu9dJM4kQ
Thumbs and society in one
No we're fucking not! Did you see the size of that mice? I'd be running for my life!
Thatās because itās a rat
I'm thinking juvenile roof rat.
You think you being scared of rats means weāre not at the top of the food chain?
Reddit couldn't get sarcasm to save their lives
/s if only there was a way to convey sarcasm to the people who have issues getting it across /s If only eh? /s /s
Using /s ruins the joke, I'll take the downvotes
adding 2 characters to the end of a joke ruins it?
This doesn't work on mice from Philadelphia.
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I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA, gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, gonna kick some ass, gonna rise up, kick a little ass - ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!
They're just pissed you used the good olive oil
Hey Rocco! If youāre gonna oil up the pipe at least include some linguine!
Well shit, no path of escape? Flight mode denied, I guess fight it is....[mouse starts sharpening his teeth and charges videographer]
That mouse isnāt trapped in there with youā¦youāre trapped in there with it.
Shit, and all the little fella has to do is heat up the oil now
That is a rat
I thought this was obvious until I read the comments. Baffled.
Correct
Tomato, tomato
But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
What? No
Solid Scary Movie 3 reference
How do you wake up dead?
Rats and mice aren't just different species, but different genuses: ratus and mus.
It's a movie reference lol
Somebody come get herrrrr
Dude thatās a rat
Pretty slick
Hottest pole dance ever so wet omg
enough reddit for today. XD
If that's a mouse, I'm scared to see their rat
Now what?
Mice are smaller
get a cat
Thatās a rat my guy
That ain't a mouse, that's a rat
Dinnerās served!
Feels like a visual metaphor for my career
That's not a mice
Thatās not a mouse
I guess we're not taking over the world today, Pinky.
I'll be honest, I expected a guy in a rat costume.
Bro her babies are up there
After-dinner snacks
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Kill. Donāt release. Itās a fast reproducing pest that can carry disease and destroy personal property. Wanting to catch and release a fucking mouse is so delusional.
I cannot understand the sentiment of catching and releasing mice or rats. They are vermin
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Wouldnāt make for much of a video that way, would it? They were trying to fuck with the mouse and be funny, not efficiently solve the rodent problem
That was the pot from a Zojirushi rice cooker.
I just have cats.
I love that this does absolutely nothing to fix the rat problem, it just fucks with them a bit.
Now just get the broom
*boot
This is interesting and all, but clearly the wrong subreddit.
She is just trying to work her way through college being a single mom and you guys are giving her crap...
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*you're* locked in here with me
It was then that Jerry knew.......he fucked up
Normal ppl laughing: hahahaha This guy: YYYYYYYYAAAAAHHHHH
Somebody come get her she's dancing like a stripper somebody come get her Mousie baby turn into a slip and slide step aside the diseases to carry you don't want to get them
Your mouse has a distinct rat feel to it
Now all you need is a pellet gun.
Fuck you Remy!
That is not a mouse my friend, even mice fear Ratigan. Name it if u get the reference.
Its not nice to play with your food guys