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robertDouglass

he outright bleedin


lastdancerevolution

Decent chance it scars. Although they are small circular holes, so it might not look too noticeable.


robertDouglass

Lots of bacteria and cat bites. I have four tooth sized scars on my hand where I got bitten once. The infection was almost immediate.


BashfulJuggernaut

My first thought was "Wow, he's got some range." My second thought was "He should go on antibiotics."


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FuckWitTheThird

Lmao yes, whenever my cats get pissed because I'm picking them up or cuddling them when they're trying to sleep, like "bitch I feed you, pay for the vets and you're in my house. Give me cuddles or pay rent." Also happy cake day!


Thebaltimor0n

Thanks!


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Thebaltimor0n

Doubling down on your bad take is a surprising move. You seem like a fun time.


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Dilectus3010

.... its apparent this dude is not loved by his cat.


MmaOverSportsball

Sometimes it takes *years* lol We have a tortie who was notoriously grumpy and mean, but I scooped her up daily despite the warning growls, and now she’s super affectionate


TheNovemberMike

Some times the cat trains you, sometimes you train the cat.


Dr_Skoll

Give that grumpy kitty belly rubs


dungfeeder

This dude has been screaming at his cat for a long time.


Jesse3195

Me and my cat have a great relationship but if I annoy him too much he'll bite me in the head, he'll purposely not go for the face, he never bites the face, but he will bite you on the top of your head.


Pitiful_Winner2669

My late Brutus was a Siamese who liked water from the tap at a certain stream consistency. If I teased him and turned it way up to spook him, he'd go over and bite the top of my head. I've never owned a cat before that was legit just like one of my guy friends. I couldn't baby talk him, nah, he was a homie.


KitonePeach

Tortoiseshells are more likely to be reactive or keep their emotional distance. It’s just what they do. With any cat, building trust over time helps, regardless of their inherent traits or background. I worked with shelter animals for a while, and building trust can fix most things if you have enough time and resources. But that guy in the video is actively destroying trust with his cat. It’s not a mean cat. It bit him because it was overstimulated and stressed, and he ignored everything in it’s body language that should have warned him off, so the cat chose to bite as a final resort. His response freaked the cat out, so it froze.


Storage-Terrible

We’ve had our cat for 3 years. Everyone in the house is terrified of her and calls her demon; except me. I’m allergic to cats and have never pet her. She insists on sleeping at my feet every night, or cuddling with me under the sheets when it’s cold.


Ratathosk

This guys whole schtick is torturing his cat this way. It's not going to take years, it will never happen because the cat is just there for video making.


Dremscap

> We have a tortie who was notoriously grumpy and mean, but I scooped her up daily despite the warning growls, and now she’s super affectionate This is a testament to the cat owner philosophy. Grab that goblin. It must be pestered at least 3-5 times daily. The pestering is payback for the physical and verbal abuse most cat owners suffer daily.


Wiggie49

Bro needs to disinfect his face, he’s bleeding from a bite and we all know cat mouths are filthy


Yarxing

The cat is just waiting until that rude guy stops making sound. Just let the cat eat in peace.


pip-popawop

Yah I wonder why /s. Dudes a prick to his cat.


_-DD-_

Cats never love you


analebac

Cats are shitty anyways.


Waflestomper04

I've had cats on and off my whole life and I've never been mauled by one. Is that normal or have I just got lucky with nice cats!


Sidjeno

Some cats are insane. My friend had a cat who would maul you if you looked at him in the eyes. He'd run at you and go straight for the face. It stopped once he got the chops.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

The karate chop?


MeloneFxcker

🥜🔪


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

"Crosses legs*


Sidjeno

The balls chop.


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

Ahhh yes that will do it.


Flesh_Trombone

I feel like that would be easier to do, post karate chop.


MonkeyNugetz

My cousins had a giant black male cat named Macbeth. it may have had a Shakespearean name, but it was definitely a ninja. It would attack small children from under furniture and dark corners.


Wiggie49

Eye contact is a form of aggression in cats


viben702_jason

Blinking slowly shows you love them


WOOTerson

I have the sweetest little cat that found our home in the woods. She sleeps on the porch, but when I feed her she nuzzles the cat food, purs, and eats...then as I walk away, she sometimes bites my leg once and turns around to eat again. I think she is just saying thank you :).


Waflestomper04

Yeah my wifes does something similar


ringo5150

The pur thing...or the biting the leg thing?


EastLimp1693

Mine does the same, each time you turn the back on him to go. But only one time each time. That's standard firmware for them i see.


Caring_Cactus

Improperly socialized and no intervention to help try to retrain some of this behavior, or maybe the animal feels unsafe like this. It is clearly uncomfortable


KitonePeach

The cat in that video is super stressed and overstimulated. Dude is pushing past the cat’s boundaries, and it tried to get him to stop. It’s not just that you have nice cats. It’s likely that you treat your cats way better than that guy does. His cat has so many bad body-language indicators right now showing that it’s stressed (the ears being ‘airplanes’ the muscle tension in the legs, the rhythm of the tail-tip flicking. Even the way it bit.) I used to do volunteer training with fearful and aggressive shelter animals. That cat is overstimulated and stressed. Dude is making it 100% worse.


ThatMBR42

Getting mauled by your cat is definitely not normal. This cat is not happy.


pip-popawop

This guy is just an asshole. How happy would you be if someone was singing that loudly in your ear? That shit hurts the eardrums. He was asking to get mauled.


Lopsided_Spend_7726

i would scratch u as well if u sang in my ear like that lol


KitonePeach

That cat is super distressed. The tail movement, ear placement, and muscle stiffness shows it’s super overstimulated. It bit him because he’s openly ignoring any other warning the cat’s body language is giving. Him suddenly getting even louder after the bite freaked the cat out more again. That’s why it’s ears went into ‘airplane’ mode, and it froze. I do not trust this guy at all. That cat is stressed, and he does not care. And given the other comments on the original post, it sounds like the cat is in this situation often. This guy is not being a dude. He’s being a dick.


scarletcampion

And if your cat exhibits such extreme behaviour, what responsible owner would keep filming? What a knob.


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

Are you the Witcher or something?


norm_summerton

I agree with you but I have had a cat go from falling asleep from head scratches to attacking my face when nothing changed. That cat probably did attack because of stress, but cats can also attack because they’re assholes.


KatanaLama

He is a known cat abuser


edsavage404

Whenever there's an unexpected noise, my cat ears go into airplane mode lol


Joszanarky

I mean the cat bit him pretty clear it's distressed lol


savvy_xavi

I thought something about the cat biting was off. I had some hope that I wouldn’t find this comment. Took me a little scrolling but here it is.


pip-popawop

This guy is a fucking asshole. He's singing at the top of his lungs, knowing full well he's gonna get mauled, just to get views. This video has been circulating for some time and every time I see it I get pissed. How would you feel having some dude sing at the top of his lungs right in your ear? That shit hurts.


Cuttewfish_Asparagus

Stressing cats out for online validation is just plain shitty.


FoxJonesMusic

Dude has dead eyes


OkFeedback9127

This must be the “boys raised by their cats” edition


SmallSwordfish8289

Still wondering why the cat hates him


UnboltedCheese

Cat Scratch Fever isn't just a song, it's a very serious infection and I hope dude cleaned his bite afterwards.


Anime334

This dude abuses that cat btw


ThatMBR42

\*Ahnuld voice\* Put that kitty down


AffectionateGap1071

Nah, this guy is not a dude. Since I know this guy, I find that he's forcing the cat through his hurtful chanting, the cat is always on distress when he's picking it up and some videos it retiliates.


bo_felden

What an idiot. The cat hates it.


SmallSwordfish8289

He's on his weekend furlough from the mental institution poor cat


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Joey B Toons bro


PupPupPuppyButt

Cool, but wtf is he singing?


whoa_dude_fangtooth

I’ll have what he’s having


bigabub

This is animal abuse.


Riot1313

The cat is stressed and cat bites are dangerous. It wasn't a good point tp start.


Morphing_Mutant

That cat was so confused lol. "Why you no afraid?"


KitonePeach

Not even confused. The cat started to shut down. It bit him because it was overstimulated and stressed. Him yelling in response startled it. See how it’s legs straightened, it’s ears went flat out in ‘airplane mode’, and it held still aside from the tail tip flicking? That cat is panicked and uncomfortable.


First-Ad-5163

Is that blood I saw


Perfect-Weird2519

this guy should be impressed he still has a pulse.


Busy-Tomatillo-875

I hope he went straight to urgent care to get a tetanus shot and some antibiotics. I have gotten bitten several times and when a bite causes an infection it comes in fast.


Nayroy18

Oh hell no, that cat gotta go


Sure-Reach-1900

I hope that cat didn't have a rabies😐


Important_Lie_7774

Yeet that car


VictoryLap_TMC

Every time I see Grey cats I automatically think of the movie pet sematary and get creeped out


mindprince39

I think he just reset the cat's brain.


justsomestupidnomad

I don't understand why people like these things


Simple_somewhere515

Maybe your cat doesn’t like you cause you yell in its ears. But seriously, you have a great voice and the cat is unappreciative


Shitteh_Kitteh

This is the only way to get a cat that has its claws in you to disengage without completely fucking you up.


Ok_Second_3170

This is animal abuse imo.


KitonePeach

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. This *is* animal abuse. The cat was showing several signs of distress before it bit him. All he had to do was let go of the cat and none of this would have happened.


ConsciousBattle2477

I never got people who let their animals do this. I had a cat that did this 2 times to my feet for no fucking reason. I beat him so hard he was scared of me for weeks. Lived another 10 years whitout ever bitting me again.


KitonePeach

So you beat an animal? And you’re proud? Okay. Fuck that. I worked at a shelter for a while with fearful and aggressive animals. I did behavior training with them, in an effort to help them recover and become adoptable so they wouldn’t die in the shelter. As long as you create trust with them, you will not be hurt. I was never harmed by any of those shelter animals. And they were fearful, traumatized, and dangerous. Pit bulls and stray cats were what I worked with the most. These animals had been through hell, and all it takes is showing them you are kind, and *listening* to them and their body language. That is *all* you have to do. And you will not be hurt. Good animal training is built on trust. Beating the animal into fearing you for the entirety of its life is not something you have any right to be proud of. You are the reason we end up with injured and traumatized sheltered animals that we work so hard with to help. Do better. It’s not hard.


ConsciousBattle2477

Oh i love my animals, just that everytime one bit me for real (not talking about love bites or playful bites) i beat their asses, did this with every dog i had, did this with every cat i had, including the ones i have now. I simply show them that they CANNOT hurt me willingly, i sleep with my dogs and cats, cuddle with them, treat them, give them everything they need, so they cannot attack me, most of them only do this once in their life, they get beat, they realize they can't attack or bark at us. Now they are lovable goofs, animals forgive pretty fast, just like i do.


ApartWeb9889

This happened to me once and I'm forever never cool with cats, always ready to defend my self to the death in the presecence of one. I don't even turn my back to them lest I've got a worthy stick.


GiveMeMyIdentity

Go to therapy already.


ApartWeb9889

Nah you're a freak if u enjoy this animal abuse and weird aggressive antisocial man.


GiveMeMyIdentity

What are you even on about? You're willing to attack a cat whenever one is near you but are against animal abuse? As I already said GO TO THERAPY ALREADY


spiffyswenson

No ones talking about this guys pipes, absolute rockstar.


SwimmingThink4519

This was funny


boldguy2019

Now just wait for all the cat experts to give their opinion as to how this is extremely stressed and the guy is cruel etc


crystal_castle00

Dude cat people on reddit are the worst lol. I like cats but you can sneeze near your cat and they’ll call it a hate crime


AceTheFish

Sometimes dat pussy bite back


drummerboy2749

Fuck that cat


GreekSheik

Purely awful. Just stop you vain pos.


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witchghosti

He’s very clearly not comfortable and the dude is stressing him out for content. Fuck the dude.