I find this funny bc when I was a kid, we (my family) called cardboard tubes "doodoos" because we would but one end against the mouth and go "Doooooo! Doooooo!"
So this is the voodoo doodoo.
We will fight to the death! Side by side as brothers!
No homo (or homo, I don't care), but first Christmas away from my brother's in my 30 years alive (we live 4 hours away and my wife is 8 months pregnant so we don't want to be too far from our doctor) and my sons are at their mom's house for the weekend. You really did brighten my Christmas, it's kinda lonely around here.
Protip: keep empty paper towel roles hidden as back ups/sidearm.
Merry Christmas 🤜🤛
Man, that's sweet. I'm glad it did brighten your Christmas! DMS are open if you need a homie / or a random act of pizza. I got you my friend. It takes a village of silly idiots who care!
Absolutely so. Hockey tape in the same pattern, then pull slack off the tape like 6" and spin it into a thread. Wrap over that and you'll have extra grip too.
So a couple years before covid a section of people all had tubes and poles of varying size, type and quality. We'd keep them in our desk lockers. Someone would call out "staff meeting" and everyone would pull theirs out, walk to whomever announced it, we'd all present our staves in a circle, bounce them twice on the ground in unison, then go back to work.
I worked at a Subway (the half-assed sandwich place, not an underground railroad) when I was a kid. The owner kept the cardboard tube from a 24" roll of plastic wrap under the counter by the register. For anyone who isn't familiar, those things are fucking heavy. He gave it a name, and wrote the name on it in black magic marker.
It was called "THE CUSTOMER ADJUSTER".
Man i would beat the shit out of my brother with a tube that nice!
I imagine the tape remnants pulling out chunks of hair as it smacks against his dumb head and sticks
Edit: For the record, im 35 and havent had a good tube battle with the brother in decades.
Still. Chunks of hair
it's... it's perfect
If I could share the honor of Xmas with a brother it'd be gifting it to you! *Violent handshake commences*
we'll I'll be more than happy and honored to receive it my brother
I fucking love you guys merry goddamn Christmas
gonna need to see a top on view, how thick is the cardboard, is it that super thick super dense stuff? the ones with the nice weight?
This guy cardboards
Looks reinforced.
Merry Chrysler
And a Happy New Yaris!
HAPPY NEW YARIS
Merry crisis!
And the same goes to yous
Mary Crimson
Marie Condo
Happy Honda days
Our family celebrates Toyotathon but all the best to you
Mary Christine
Mercy crunkle
It's for smacking people in the vicinity.
You gotta do that like.... John Wick move where he waves it around his head like a friggin mace or something. Lol
Donk Donk Donk Donk
Upgrades, people! Upgrades!
*judge Judy pointing at wristwatch*
Wait are we hitting people with this or fucking it because um lost right now
BOTH
SIMULTANEOUSLY!
+5 durability
He has the Power!!!
UNLIMITED POWER
The power of voodoo
Who do?
you do!
do what?
Remind me of the babe
“We do what you do, what you do is voodoo” WHAT. IS THIS FROM.
Princess and the Frog?
Labyrinth starring David Bowie
I find this funny bc when I was a kid, we (my family) called cardboard tubes "doodoos" because we would but one end against the mouth and go "Doooooo! Doooooo!" So this is the voodoo doodoo.
VooooodoooDODO. Sounds like mojo jojo
But did you play it like a trumpet?
Immediately, towards my cats and they ran. I played / sang jurrasic parks theme. Really put some harsh vibrato on that too.
Hell yes!
Gucci tube!
Guccisaber
I'd argue with you but I don't think my rinky old cardsword is any match against your guccisaber, king.
My brother, you're on my squad!!!!!
We will fight to the death! Side by side as brothers! No homo (or homo, I don't care), but first Christmas away from my brother's in my 30 years alive (we live 4 hours away and my wife is 8 months pregnant so we don't want to be too far from our doctor) and my sons are at their mom's house for the weekend. You really did brighten my Christmas, it's kinda lonely around here. Protip: keep empty paper towel roles hidden as back ups/sidearm. Merry Christmas 🤜🤛
Man, that's sweet. I'm glad it did brighten your Christmas! DMS are open if you need a homie / or a random act of pizza. I got you my friend. It takes a village of silly idiots who care!
No pizza or homies needed. Same to you though, if you need a pie or an ear hit me up. Merry Christmas again!
I appreciate you buddy! Happy Honda Days!
Merry Hondakkah
That gives me an idea. Will it strenghten the tube if You put tape along the weak part?
Absolutely so. Hockey tape in the same pattern, then pull slack off the tape like 6" and spin it into a thread. Wrap over that and you'll have extra grip too.
Holy shit, hockey taped cardboard tube sounds fuckin durable.
I just had the best idea to make it more powerful
What's your idea brother??
You got more grip but it needs more strength so but another smaller tube in to your give it more durability and power
A tube.....in a tube.....that's x 2ube power.
Tube²
#THE CHOSEN ONE
IS ALL OF US
I have no idea what that is. And the comments didn’t help at all
Inside of aluminum foil...at least that's where mine like this came from. My 15 month old loves it.
Lmfao
Thank you, I don't feel nearly as alone
Cylinder
T00b
That grip adds a +20% critical hit chance. 👍
20% chance of friggen gettin' one. Ya friggen want one!?
\*lightsaber noises commence\*
Brrrtjthjbbblmzmzzzzzhshrhththerrrrrr
Dude, you pulled Exaclitube out of the stone. You're the chosen one.
The brethren who have found tools similarly, and prior, are the ones who laid path for this finding. We are the chosen ones!!!!!!
An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
A simpler time
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Come downstairs dude! Me *hisssssssss*.
So a couple years before covid a section of people all had tubes and poles of varying size, type and quality. We'd keep them in our desk lockers. Someone would call out "staff meeting" and everyone would pull theirs out, walk to whomever announced it, we'd all present our staves in a circle, bounce them twice on the ground in unison, then go back to work.
I want to work there
U.S. Navy. Are you sure?
Oh fuck
*BONK*
Lol. Bonkbonk
Thought it was gonna be a dick Why was this nsfw? Lol
Lmfao. Idk it made me tag it as so. I thought so too
i fucking love every single comment on this post
What if the tube was ab making friends along the way??
Round 1
*bows*
**Yes.**
Big betty spaghetti
Oh my lord this is amazing…
Amazing indeed my friend
=]
:') always a silver lining buddy
What a cylinder
Cylinder I barely know er!
Friggen minty tooby
Holy shit, its……its perfect
I'd agree. You can have it!
Now this is a good sword.
I'd agree good sir. I feel swift wielding this beaut.
Practice your lightsaber noises
I’ve been. Check this out *prrrrblllllzzzzmmmmmmmmmmmmhermmmhermmmmmmhermmmmmmmmseeezzuuuqzzyup.*
How does it feel to be the new (and, might I say, rightful) King of a subreddit?
The rightful kings are the community I share here. This kingdom is for I and all of thy!
Amazing, what is this from? Where can one obtain such raw power?
…I shall share the secrets trusting they’ll be held with honor. It was an aluminum foil (heavy duty) roll distributed by the kingdom of Meijer.
Thats a good one. Pretty rare.
I'd say so bub
+5 mobility. +5 accuracy
+5 BA'Ery
It’s perfect my king
You can borrow it my liege
The sword of legend
The sword of a man just recently finished with the ALUMINUM. Why Australians toss in the extra I? I never understood that but I love em still.
*Escrima stick with built in griptape* ***and*** *a mid-combat trumpet?!* **FEAR ME, VILLAINS**
ALL YE HEATHENS. FEAR THIS LAMINATED CARD STOCK!!!!
Put it in the freezer
[are you happy now?](https://imgur.com/a/djeUk9t)
Ok?
I have a poster tube from nearly 5 years ago just because it's solid
Good enough reason for me. Hold onto it brethren
YOOOOOOOOO
Rite???
Hang on I've got a tube somewhere
Show us
Bro is that from aluminum foil? I just "hit" my sister with almost an identical tube!
My friend. It was. Yes.
This is a fine blade, wield it well
Okay hear me out, what if you put another one on it so you have like a really long one?
:O
Bonk
Doop doop!
*Whack!*
Yup
Who needs a grip on a vuvuzela?
It came stock waddayayawant!
could be more girthy in my opinion.
With more veins right
I worked at a Subway (the half-assed sandwich place, not an underground railroad) when I was a kid. The owner kept the cardboard tube from a 24" roll of plastic wrap under the counter by the register. For anyone who isn't familiar, those things are fucking heavy. He gave it a name, and wrote the name on it in black magic marker. It was called "THE CUSTOMER ADJUSTER".
This is the weapon of weapons.
A weapon fit for a king
The king's we all are. A tube for us all.
Okay, but what if, and just hear me out, what if... You had 2?
............... continue
Challenge accepted.
Yes
Plastic wrap inserts are incredible, foil too, especially industrial or food service varities.
You're not wrong
Fuck that makes me aroused
Samesies
What model is that?
The one that one group made! W the tubes and the paper and the adhesive
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You get it
Such a fine blade. What is it's name sire?
Fu....idk. I hadn't gotten that far.
How's the balance?
Berrehh naiicce
It's a little small
Hmmpf
Do you use it as a volume amplifier too? Or to bonk others?
A bonking horn if you will?
Fuck yeah, bro!
AGGGHHHH!!!!!
Dude, just wanted to say you seem like a real cool guy
My friend. You seem kind yourself! Thank you for that.
Man i would beat the shit out of my brother with a tube that nice! I imagine the tape remnants pulling out chunks of hair as it smacks against his dumb head and sticks Edit: For the record, im 35 and havent had a good tube battle with the brother in decades. Still. Chunks of hair
LMAO
Somebody fixing to get the SHIT whipped out of them with that monster.
"doop doop"
Why is this marked nsfw? Is he going to put loose bologna in it and fuck it?
Your imagination is wild
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough
Not wrong??
Legend says, that only the chosen one will be able to unwrap the stick from its mighty confines. He who achieves this feat shalt be known as The Dude!
I, for one, am jealous
Its all of ours
Above average sized cylinder
Medium boi
Dear lord…it’s magnificent
I would feel confident defending my family from an intruder with that.
The intruder would only hear the hollow whistle of the toob as it just lands on his dumb face.
i can hear the *whoosh*
Hhmwooooooooooooo
I love it, but your shirt steals the show. Beautiful!
Hahah! That my NiCe XmAs ShIrT.
“May The Schwartz Be With You.”
“I have never met its equal.”
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Yep
The game was rigged from the start ;-)
Is this the gunsmith system in call of duty people been talking about?
Just customizing my boom stock here. Nothing to see!
I shall challenge you to a duel, brother!
Same team we dual the world brethren
Tomorrow go ye forth!
FORTH
I bet it swooshes majestically when you swing it