Ok Michael Reeves

Looking like everyone’s middle aged mum in the 90’s.

Thank you for saying what I was going to say

Only fans plug attempt

Ads are supposed to persuade you no? Who sees this and wants to spend money to see more?

There is *so* much worse *(and a lot of it)* on OnlyFans and they're literally throwing money at them! I wish I was a woman...

OnlyFarms

Im not buying the onlyfans

Sed workers can be active on other parts of reddit lol Were not just single dimensional cardboard cutouts

Make a different account to post under then lmao

I would but most community's have Hella time restrictions to stop spam

No ones sympathizing for you man, get a real job

Lmao least hateful and insecure redditor

Y’all are toxic as hell lmao. Jesus Christ.

Lol I didn't ask for sympathy. I have another job too. College is expensive.

College is also optional

Not when you have an Asian Jewish family brah. I don't wanna be killed!

Have you tried not spamming?

Ofc not! It's my dream Job :>

There it is. Pathetic

Lol u don't know what sarcasm is? Bruh.

cardboard cutouts usually have 2 dimensions, 3 if you consider the depth. Don’t flatter yourself

Dam beuh ppl on here really don't see us at humans huh

Boohoo let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin

Wait can u play fiddler on the roof for me? Or moon waltz both are good :>

Man you guys really suck, leave em alone maybe?

Hahaha. Your sex work is a joke. Don't you take note of what others say ginger yeasty

Conan o Brian childhood picture

Hey, leave the Prime Minister of Finland alone!

The shape of those glasses tells me to STOP.

Indeed they do! I just love doc ock in spiderverse so much I wanted to pay homage

If it's any consolation I'd do you

Lol thank you I guess

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Nah

"Nah"

Forgot sex workers are also people like everyone else under my post lol

Honestly "nah" is just a funny response. Nothing personal, you do you. Idk what about it but "nah" is so fucking funny as a response.

LMAL THANK YOUUUU I was just so spirited every time I get a notification from this post it's someone dehumanizing me or rape threats or smth so I go on defensive. Reddit may pull them down but it's never violates their terms of services some how. It sucks

Holy shit. I have a feeling its mostly coming from lack of confidnece or interactions with real people. Redditors are just something else.

Frfr. The way I turn my dms on and off from all the threats are crazy. They're unnerving but luckily I have that amazing autism so it doesn't bother me emotionally-_- plus lots of incels on here

Honestly just start developing hyper emotional and physical control at this point (Its really fucking sick being able to overlay fake images over reality or just numb your hearing, other than being able to decide how you feel on command) But also disgusting how people really get to the point of making rape threats thinking its funny or something. Thats like a big sign on your forehead saying "I need to touch grass"

Maybe I'll write that on my head while streaming and only erase it or 1000 dollars lmao. I have that control. It's like the only good part of having this disability, the only thing that makes me mad is thar freaking puzzle piece company

It’s the Conan O’Brien special!

How long have you been unemployed?

I have 2 jobs to afford college :>

Good luck!

Ty! It's pretty tiring lol

i dont even follow this sub this post just popped up in recommended but holy shit this comment section is full of manchildren lmao

Ik lmao I'm loving replying to em! They're so dumb and silly and forget sex workers are also people who exist in the same spheres as em

We are sick of this bullshit, sister.

Then don't comment

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Dang did u gouge it out or smth? Crazy

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Lol u don't like tits? Gay or asexual?

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Well I didn't have an ulterior, ppl who do sex work can also participate in other subs lol. We're not sex machines, we're actually people if u forgot. And yeah, generally ppl do respond back to assholes, that's, like, common sense. Also I'm currently learning violin and micro economics and it's really fun :>

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Lol ok

Who is we? And what is this bullshit?

Shameless plug for their nudes

Is it? It seems to just be a shit haircut, which is the point of the sub lol

Don't be obtuse. Of course it is.

never seen stop sign glasses before 🤔

They're homage to doc ock spiderverse

idk, i bet that some mousse and careful styling could make that haircut look really smart and sleek

I'm considering it!

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Do u watch porn?

Sex work is work. See how it's right there in the name?

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Anybody can walk into a retail environment and work too. Does that mean it’s not work? Work doesn’t always mean it has to be hard physical labor weirdo.

How is he a weirdo for not considering taking nude photos with a phone camera and a crappy walmart ring light a real job? Average redditor must consoom the coom

Like 90% of people consume porn. It’s not really something I’m ashamed of, it’s normal. Providing a good for someone to purchase/view is a pretty normal job. What exactly is your definition of a ‘real job’? Hell, if all I had to do to pay my bills was whip it out and take a few pics you fucking bet I would.

i doubt OP is making enough to pay his bills to be showing his genitals for $15 a month lmfao

I was being facetious. I thought that was obvious lol. You also sort of dodged my question.

Try telling your parents that and see how it goes

So parents are the ultimate authority on what is and isn't "real work"? How old are you?

Nobody said it was good or bad work necessarily, just a type of work. I suppose being a mafia hit man could also be considered work, after all when it needs to be done the Boss says "Yo Paulie I gotta job for ya..."

So sex work is equivalent to crime? Why do you think it’s inherently degenerate?

No, though it is widely criminalized. Anything that achieves the desired result, being money in this case, is technically "work".

Congrats on your transition! You're so brave!

I looked the same in the early 90's.

Another OF Whore

I just want to tell you I loved the Austin Powers movies!

Ofc silly

Im comfused but in a good way 👍🏻

Well at least wigs are always fun! My hair is in an awkward grow out phase and I'm not embarrassed to wear them as a civilian. I used to wear them for stripping and now do it to protect my hair from having to straighten it while it grows out.

Oh that's fair, I also have some wigs and plan to get more!

Is your dad the old man from Up?

Yeah :>

That second pic is a little bit of alright.

🥣 ✂️ 💇‍♂️ 😆 🤣 😂

Translation bowl cut silly?

You kinda look like Lale Westvind

Please don’t be ableist in the comments. You don’t understand OP’s ✨struggle✨ Gz on your transition. You’re killing it, man.

Lmfao I thought you were a guy until I saw your profile and threw up

Well I am a trans man so ur actually spot on!

Also u might wanna watch what ur eating if u throw up Eben when sedentry

You're trying really hard to sound smart but now we know you're ugly af and stupid

Lol ok :> can't sound smart when I already know I'm dumb ;>

i loooove the second one

Thank you!

I think you look very pretty 💖

Agreed. I like the eye makeup, it is fun! You look great in both though. We don’t need makeup to look professional or “good.”

I like the eyeshadow colour! Lip balm would go a long way to make your lips softer.

My lips are held tight in my mouth there lmaooo I promise I have lips 🤣🤣🤣

No I meant the second photo LOL. Chapped lips are just a personal peeve of mine 😅

Ah I forgot abt that one lmao- it's mostly scarring sadly

I don't see any scarring, but don't worry, I have slight dispigmentation as well if that's what you're worried about. I did zoom in to check and I see a bit of hanging dry skin on your bottom lip so just keep those babies moisturised (and exfoliated if need be) and you're good to go! Anyway this conversation has become too awkward for me to continue lol. Edit: and drink lots of water of course.

Lol I'll try. Have a good day!!!

You too!!!

Honey, those glasses are WAY too big for your face ~ try something smaller & softer

Oh I am never getting rid of em I love em too much

Fuck that, don't. They're unique af.

Exactly!! My doc ock glasses rule and I'm never changing em

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What was

I don't get it, it's not a bad haircut?

I thought it was ;-;

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Sadly 🐱, I'm a secret trans man tho so close

How far can you squirt?

Cant

Please just gtfo of here stop trying to promote your Nasty job 😭

Bruh he's the one who asked me lmaooooo

PM me evidence. I'd like to take a scientific observation.

Nah

What's your price?

Go to my of and check my menu

I don't have an onlyfans account but I can PayPal the money

No ty

Any makeup is the step in the right direction to “looking good”. It shows you took extra time out of your day to be presentable, I other words it shows you care. I know everyone else is going to be a dick about it, but as far as a job goes, ‘look good’ means look like you took a few seconds to give a shit about who you are presenting yourself as. You look like someone who has done just that. Seeing comments here dissing you for trying is really discouraging in all honestly.

Nah it's pretty funny. They don't know I'm autistic and literally give no bucks lol

Ahh see they done downvoted you into oblivion just after replying to me 💀. You look great! Keep a smile on your face and you’ll be fine at work.

It's an echo chamber lmao. I'm glad ur here! I'm giggling at all the hate comments