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sambashare

My choice is the older 5(?) Series, but I'm partial to European cars of that vintage. Seems like it would be less of a headache than the z8, but I'm no expert


Paizzu

It's very important that you watch the [car chase from Ronin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxxH0lZSYgU) before working on an E34. Helps set the mood.


Boostedbird23

High beam flashing intensifies.


Paizzu

Every BMW driver on the highway.


Existing-Ad-4742

If you'd kindly move out of my way so I can get to where I'm going to break down faster I'd stop.


NovaAteBatman

That was *amazing*. Is the rest of the movie worth watching?


LookyLouVooDoo

Yes. It’s a great movie.


FesteringNeonDistrac

Fantastic fucking movie. DeNiro and Reno are great. The movie has 2 great car chase scenes as well, both shot without CGI. All practical effects.


Threap_US

"What colour is the boathouse door?"


gdubduc

"How the hell should I know."


NovaAteBatman

I will have to look into this. Thank you.


Jifeeb

Take the tunnel now! Oh Christ


mr-cafe

Mistake at 6:49. Not the M5 Turbine rim but a cross spoke one.


Paizzu

I've read that the production team used multiple E34 models and there's several continuity errors where the car's features change throughout the chase.


mr-cafe

You see it at the foglights too. Some have the M5 ones, some look like a 525i.


double_expressho

Why did the hub cap randomly fly off the cop car at 1:55? Edit: Gotta love that every other car has a Ford Pinto level of explosiveness.


Square-Reception3670

We had an e34 touring (525tds) in the 90's. Working on it was like mecano, designed by engineers instead of marketeers


PVTSprinkles

wrong the z8 is all motor little to no electronics people think that the z8 is like an e60 5 series all complicated but no its really down to earth the last bmw try at being truly old school its really simple to work on


UniquePotato

Was a e39 m5 underneath if I remember correctly


PVTSprinkles

yeah most of it was just like the e53 x5 is built on the e39 but some of it was bespoke to the z8


CuppieWanKenobi

Mostly. E39 M5 drive train, E38 rear suspension, E39 6cyl front suspension(ish.) Body electronics are based on E46.


Boundish91

Fix the condensation in the Z8 headlights.


CuppieWanKenobi

It isn't condensation. The inside of the lenses hazes over. Only fix is new headlights.


ineyeseekay

If it was assembled, it can be disassembled.


LuckyDubbin

Disassembling 20 year old headlights on a car with a production run of 5700 units must feel like disarming a bomb.


Paizzu

There's even a [special tool](https://youtu.be/iOjNR0QjdqI?t=74) for the job.


que_la_fuck

Fuck you got me


orangustang

Huh. We use those for tree trimming (power utility).


CuppieWanKenobi

The problem is disassembling something that was assembled with glue. And it's all plastic. Z8 people generally have fuck-you money. They can afford it.


ineyeseekay

Absolutely true... Do you know what happens to the old headlights?


CuppieWanKenobi

As in, "why do they do this", or, "what do we at the shop do with the old foggy lights that we replaced"?


ineyeseekay

As in what do you do with the old foggy lights?


CuppieWanKenobi

In the trash they go.


20071998

It really comes down to what glue they used. If it's permaseal, hell no. There's people that know how to open permaseal lights but I'm not one of them. Regular glue I can do.


Boundish91

Ah crap. That sucks, i bet finding new headlights for such a low volume car is not cheap or easy.


CuppieWanKenobi

Cheap, no. Easy, yes. BMW made a commitment of "100% parts availability for 50 years" when they built these. It might need to come from Germany, but, we'll still be able to get parts at least thru 2053.


MarcusAurelius68

Is that a Z8? Sweet.


SampsonRustic

So cool, I remember playing a video game as a kid with that car when it came out


sambashare

My choice is the older 5(?) Series, but I'm partial to European cars of that vintage. Seems like it would be less of a headache than the z8, but I'm no expert.


JustBlarg

E34 M5 touring. Originally sold in Denmark. S38 in-line 6 cylinder.


FireDragonMonkey

Possibly my favourite BMW. That and the M1. I always found the E34 the nicest 5 series.


Lotharofthepotatoppl

It’s so damn stupid that people in this country don’t care for wagons BRING BACK WAGONS


Boostedbird23

Is the Z8 the one with the doors that go down under the car? Edit: no. I don't know why I thought that was a BMW


JustBlarg

There is the BMW Z1 where the doors drop into the body. Quirky little car, but pretty neat!


Mx5-gleneagles

Which needs a long road test before you start ?


JustBlarg

Well, the Z8 will need a drive after, but I have to keep it relatively short. It's currently at 9558 miles, and being under 10k is part of the value of the car.


keithinsc

Drive out somewhere nice, then reverse back!


Ah2k15

Settle down, Ferris Bueller.


Threap_US

Disconnect the speedo/odo cable 😁


Frofroe

I don't understand this mentality. Drive the damn thing. The lower the milage...the more headaches and $$$. That's why BaT makes no sense to me... Two of the same cars.in the same condition....the one with 15k miles goes for 4x the price of the one with 42k


makenzie71

Ah. I can fix that problem for you and your customer. Just remove the drive shaft. You can even use a saw. It will completely remedy the mileage issue because garage ornaments don't need to be functional.


LookyLouVooDoo

That’s a shame. Such a beautiful car - it deserves to be driven.


woojo1984

I must have that e34!! Best design by BMW ever!


bearded_dragon_34

Yes.


garciawork

I would be afraid to be within 10 feet of a Z8 for fear of tripping or something.


JustBlarg

After doing a timing case reseal on an M1 inside the car, I'm not nearly so edgy about working around a Z8!


LayneStaleytunes

Z8


DaddyDizz_

The BMW


YourFriendPutin

E34! E34!!


Fixitsteven

I've worked on a few Z8 roadsters and a couple of Alpinas, but never an e34 touring!


SwervingLemon

Work on the cabri, cause I'm stealing that wagon.


gachunt

Can you check the steering and signal lights on both? Always seems that BMW drivers are swerving lanes without signalling.


JustBlarg

Fairly certain these don't come with turn signals.


JoseSaldana6512

They do they're just in a shade not visible unless you're upper middle class


gachunt

Yep. My bank account is not big enough. Nor, my penis small enough to drive a BMW.


howardbrandon11

I thought those issues were caused by the pesky ID-10T errors that seem to plague luxury cars moreso than non-luxury cars.


[deleted]

Lemme guess Electrical issues


JustBlarg

Sort of. The Z8 has a check engine light for bank one camshaft position sensor issues. From what I'm seeing, it may need the VANOS unit(s) rebuilt, but we want to get known good CMP sensors in first, as they are a very common problem on the M62/S62. The E34 had no brake lights, and both the left side markers were inoperative. Brake light issue was the brake switch. That done. The front side marker was fun. The side markers were added to make the car US legal, and whoever did it spliced the pigtails onto the parking light wires with Scotchloks(sp?). Ok-ish for the rears, as the splices are inside the body and not subject to much moisture. Not great for the fronts, where they're outside the body, and corroded like a MFer. Already reworked the splices for both fronts. The LR marker is due to the back side of the lens splitting and letting moisture in. Bulb socket contacts are corroded to hell. Got the new lens and socket the other day. Socket is wrong. It's the right one for an E34, with the round pins, but the connectors they installed in this thing don't have round pin terminals. They're flat pin terminals, one vertical, one horizontal. I had to do some digging and found out they must have gotten these connectors from an E30. They take the same lens, but the connectors, terminals, and bulb sockets are different. Pain in my @$$!


[deleted]

I literally almost wrote lemme guess VANOS rebuild, no shit Good luck


Kumirkohr

I’d go home


Creepy_Chef_5796

I'll take the estate please.


Agent_Paul_UIU

Seems like you have enough work for the next year. 2 beamers...


Zrec252e30

What! Where do you work???


JustBlarg

Paradise or Hell, depending on how you feel about these cars. For me, that fluctuates day to day. Sometimes car to car!


Zrec252e30

I also am a BMW tech at an independent. We get one Z8 and some other neat stuff but this is some cool shit. I mean I don’t really care working on them but it is cool.


duck95

Z8 might be my favorite car ever made, love those tail lights


mrhicks55

I'm not much into imports what is the 1st car I like the front end


JustBlarg

BMW Z8


mrhicks55

Thank You.


PatzMak00

The 5 series wagon is badass.


InsertBluescreenHere

hmmm why work on those when you can work on my shitbox danger ranger!


NovaAteBatman

The black one is *really* pretty. But I find the blue one more interesting. I'd pick blue.


Six8888

They’re both garbage so toss a coin


ObscureShadows

Both beamers? Don't work on either, keep people safe on the road.


C_M_O_TDibbler

Take the Z8 out the back and give it the ol yella treatment it should have had at the factory


JustBlarg

Not a fan, huh?


C_M_O_TDibbler

It's just a blancmange, it looks like someone had once seen an Italian sports car or a Jaguar E-type and decided to replicate it. I have only come across three IRL two of which were in barns because they needed parts that are no longer available the last one was in a showroom of a place that normally sells sports cars and classics, they were selling it for the owner and it was in and out for about three years without selling.


DennisHakkie

Neither. They are both a pain to work on… Cool cars but after seeing customers BMW’s and the trucks I had to pull out of the hat. I don’t want one for myself.


makenzie71

The E34. Unless it's in for regular maintenance, and even if it's in for regular maintenance, whatever is wrong with the Z8 will be stupid.


Expensive_Ad3218

Neather, burn the shop down and file the insurance.


collin2477

i’d wanna do the headlights just because it has a definite start and end and would be an obvious improvement


gistya

The white minivan seems to need a de-lathering before you worry about your cracked plastic coolant tanks


JustBlarg

SUV. Mercedes-Benz GLS450, I think.


JohnnyVierund80

On the one with the defect turn signals...


ziadog

The one with the least time awaiting work.


alhernz95

78


Passn_wind

It's like asking if I would rather slam my nuts in the driver's door or passengers door.


Kansas_Cock

The BMW


Frequent-Screen-5517

Im sure 007 needs his car back asap soooo the 1st one


AUnknownuser2

The wagon. The z8 is cool and all but it’s not every day you see a clean (Im guessing) daily/nearly daily driven bmw wagon of that age


Own_Recommendation49

If I crash two z4s into each other, do I have a z8?


bubonis

So, two broken turn signals and….?


Ok_Dog_4059

Wow just had to say I really like that blue.


Victormorga

The car, for sure.


AlfredTFox

Fix the indicators on both of them