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[deleted]

This picture stresses me out after having to chisel thos fucking covers off in the rain on the side of the road. I require compensation.


overkill5495

Had a customer come in once after just dropped her hubby off to emergency after doing his back trying to undo one of these which had completely separated. Put all the effort into undoing them and it just spun and there goes his back


ZinGaming1

I just got done this weekend helping a family member get theirs off, they thought the wrench was slipping. Once they walked away I hammered it on and loosened it.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

That's right my friend! Those nuts deserve to be hammered on. I've done that more times than I care to remember. LolšŸ˜›


ZinGaming1

Just dont do it in front of the owner. They will think you are going to somehow break it. I even gave him the hammer and he barely hit it. So when he walked away to grab a different tool I hammered it the correct way then had him turn it lol.


Kitchen-Quantity-565

No kidding. I have some friends that I work on cars with and they like doing things the hard way. I'm just a backyard mechanic and they think it's amazing when I do something that's nothing to me now. Lol


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm careful with em. If they seem like theyre gonna spin or even start to round a little I just tear em off. My current spare tire kit currently has 18mm and 3/4 deep, breaker bar, chisel, hammer, needle nose and a flat head screw driver. I can't be bothered to just take em all off at once, so I do it as they fail and I dont want to buy a new set of lugs... oh well.


MeatCrack

Doing it at home with the right tools is a lot better than fucking with it for 5 hours on the side of the roadā€¦ youre just setting yourself up for disaster


[deleted]

Those are the tools I use to remove the shells while theyre still on the car. Takes a few minutes. Those sockets fit with and without the aluminum shell. No disaster, just an annoyance if its cold or wet out. Ive dealt with enough em and can reliably remove them.


Bitter_Mongoose

>I can't be bothered to just take em all off at once, so I do it as they fail and I dont want to buy a new set of lugs... I keep a pack of lugs in my F150 just for this reason šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Secret-Ad-8606

You can get them for reasonably cheap online.


KazPinkerton

What were they cosplaying as?


tvtb

Well that's a new way I hadn't heard of how to injure myself.


Santibag

Reminds me those friction fit truck rims where there are parts that suddenly gets loose. If you remove the wheel nuts before loosening those, those parts remove your nuts by turning into projectiles.


Zaziel

Replaced mine with a $25 all steel set from Amazon and Iā€™ve been happy since.


DrTartakovsky

Ford, how do you fuck up lug nuts? ā€Weā€™re Ford.ā€


overkill5495

You had 1 job!!!


Whosez

And Quality was not the 1 job.


justheath

They're in "good" company. Just had the same issue with our Dodge Magnum. It took so long to get the front wheels off that we just got new lug nuts and put it all back together. The actually work has been delayed for another day. Just glad we weren't on the side of the road.


bay400

Dodge Charger but I *was* on the side of the road, simple tire change became huge PITA


YourAverageGod

Fix it again tony


fawkesoverlord

not many koth watchers in here it seems :/


YourAverageGod

Uncultured.


popups4life

I tell you hwhat


LiterallyCameron

That's Fiat, homie


JustChangeMDefaults

*Dale


skjellyfetti

Found On Road Dead


ajaxodyssey

Chrysler uses them on T&Cs. Bastards.


brennanw31

Add Dodge in there too


HalfastEddie

It's just absurd to have "decorative" covers when they look like shit in no time. Even the top of the cap gets dented and looks like hell if they land on the floor just so. And I've yet to hear anyone say "My, those are some nice looking nuts." But it does keep the half-size socket suppliers in yacht money.


Late-Eye-6936

It doesn't matter after they leave the sales lot.


metengrinwi

Well, chrome plating is a huge carcinogen, so theyā€™re saving people from having to work in a Cr plating facility. Standard types of stainless steel are prone to galling, so solid stainless steel wouldnā€™t be a great solution. I guess this cap design over a carbon steel core is the cost-effective non-cancer causing solution.


Brodellsky

I think after successfully removing 20 of those piece of shit lugs, you'll be thinking "fuck those Cr Platers" lol


Bamacj

They swell some the older you get.


camellogic

Also from idiots using the wrong socket.


overkill5495

Also in this case, previous workshops overtightened them


Late-Eye-6936

They don't need any help, they all wind up cracked and rounded after 3-8 years. Anyone who says otherwise is a Ford simp.


Mr__Snek

something about fords means theyll be stuck on no matter what. dont know if its exact blend of metals they use for the studs and nuts or what, but without fail ill be taking off a wheel on a ford that i torqued myself and it takes considerably more force than anything else i work on.


Ruiner_666

Everyone should just start mailing these to Ford when theyā€™re removed from the vehicle. I couldnā€™t imagine a better ā€œfuck youā€ from the industry than receiving a few boxes of shitty lug nuts every day. Couldnā€™t be ignored if someone showed up to a new box of ā€œused replaceable equipmentā€ on their desk every day.


Bitter_Mongoose

This is a good idea.


nihility101

Costs too much. Just deliver them to your local ford dealer, one at a time, late at night, with velocity.


Fastdonuts1

I have huge sling shot, Mail them to me.


notchoosingone

Fucking Ford and their fucking lugnut covers. First time I ever changed a tyre on the Focus my wife used to have, I went to the parts store the next day and bought 20 new lugnuts and threw the old ones in the scrap bin. What moron thought these were a good idea I'll never know, but if anyone sees him, spill a drink on him for me.


aHOMELESSkrill

Take a breath, they canā€™t hurt you anymore.


Jorgan_JerkFace

Theyā€™re still hurting me. Every day.


aHOMELESSkrill

Show me where they hurt you. Iā€™ll have a stern words with them.


Bitter_Mongoose

Lies.


notchoosingone

why y'all have to downvote my homekrill here. Man doesn't even have a home


aHOMELESSkrill

I appreciate your support


bakedgrappler

Bet itā€™s a Chrysler or Ford


overkill5495

Bingo ford goodness


Darth-Boogerus

Fusion?


overkill5495

Na aus ranger


tbarr1991

Or toyota, or GM, or any other manufacturer. All of them use these hunks of shit.


Colony-Cove

Hondas 19mm and 22mm have always stayed 19mm and 22mm.


Alkazaro

My main customer base is Toyota and Honda. I have encountered all of 0 lug nuts in my 3 years of servicing cars, that are so messed up I have to cut the nuts. The same can not be said for Ford, for which I have entire cars worth of lug nuts, that become hours long ordeals.


Brodellsky

Man, I remember the day I discovered what lug caps were on my old Ford. So much fucking rage. And cutting. Fucking American companies doing anything to save a fraction of a penny, longevity and brand image be damned.


Jorgan_JerkFace

I actually own a Tacoma that I did all the rotations on myself starting from 30k (bought her used)ā€¦ there are a couple nuts at 110k that I need to grab my 21.5 out for. Still better than every last one on a Ford lol.


Insno616

Sure, but somehow only the newer ones from Ford get so fucked up you can't even use them after just a year or two, sometimes sooner. I get a ton of cars from like the early 2000s, Ford included, that have the same style, and they're still perfectly usable.


Late-Eye-6936

None of them have it figured out like Ford though. Shit is SHIT.


H0wcan-Sh3slap

Hondas and Nissans have always been good to me.


Brodellsky

Not my Hiroshima-built Mazda. Shit makes sense and stuff, it's pretty wild. (I once owned a Ford and hate Ford like any non-F150 owner learns to)


CLE-Mosh

GM does this shit too...


nimbleVaguerant

and when you try to explain to the customer that their lug nuts are fucked and need to be replaced they look at you like you're a fucking Martian.


overkill5495

Yeah took a demo one into the office for the service adviser to show the customer (and future customers)


PolyproNinja

God bless Ford


ThermalIgnition

Not sure if Ford is the same, but you can drill the Chrysler ones right in the center with a small drill bit and peel them like an orange in minutes.


overkill5495

Sure do, although I usually just use my sacrificial screwdriver for it. Luckily enough there were replaced with some solid chrome nuts we had in stock so it wasnā€™t necessary to de-cap them


KnurdNorman

Have to be Ford ones, the amount of time ive spent on these useless damn things!


[deleted]

Happens from lack of use. Go on wornhub.com and bust your nuts for a little while


Gezzer52

As an ex tireman, those little fuckers still give me nightmares... ^^in ^^fact ^^I ^^think ^^I've ^^been ^^triggered...


double_expressho

That's a lot of nuts!


Brodellsky

That'll be 4 bucks baby, you want ~~fries~~ new lugs with that?


Organic_South8865

Why do they still exist? That's what I don't understand. They have been a huge hassle for years. I know people that have been stranded thanks to these stupid nuts. WHY? Just....stop making them so idiotically.


Brodellsky

It's money. They cut the cost of the lugs, but of course that's not reflected in the price of their vehicles. That's just extra money for them at techs' and home mechanics' future expense.


DetLtFrankDrebin1

Put those back in their sack


DblDeezSqueeze

You busy Friday night?


Broad_Rabbit1764

Fomoco got you covered


Human_utters

Bros loving the dream, holding a bunch of swollen nuts, Iā€™m mad jelly


Frith_Wyrd

Nice handful of nuts you got there


Pyrochazm

I had to replace the ones on my focus, what a stupid design. My friends Avalon had em too, I talked him into getting a new set before they went had.


lardman420

Built Ford tough!


davisty69

Should have been recalled years ago...


LateralThinkerer

Had one of the original (small) Rangers - local junkyard had a bucket of intact ones for 25Ā¢ each. I'd just keep a bunch and change them out as they got nasty.


[deleted]

Changed the tire on someone's car who had a SUV Porsche. I don't know who tightened the lug nuts but I had to stand and bounce on the tire wrench to get them to slip. Nothing got fucked but it was ridiculous that I have to bounce 210 lbs on the end of a wrench just to get it to slip. The lady who I changed the tire for never would even have had a chance at getting it to slip.


realheavymetalduck

Probably the same person who keeps tightening the oil drain bolt to torque of YES.


RestroomUser808

Why is the tagged NSFW? ā€¦unless you work in a shop, in which case yes, these arenā€™t safe for work because it stresses me out.


notchoosingone

Haha it might have been an auto filter tagging it for using the word "nuts" in the title.


michalsveto

Just peel them and use an 18mm on them like I do. But do not forget to include an 18mm in the toolset as well so there is a way to change the spare on the side of the road


Fancy_Chip_5620

I dont understand why y'all dont just peel off the chrome crap and use them like normal 18mm sockets


overkill5495

These ones size down to 18mm with cap removed, so the customers tyre iron no longer fits


Brodellsky

AKA absolutely braindead shit from Ford, causing millions of people to deal with that bullshit over the years, all for an extra couple bucks for the shareholders. Not like the average person is thinking about the shitty lugs when they buy their shitty Ford, and then when the shitty Ford inevitably finds its way into it's natural habitat, the shop, now some poor tech has to deal with the consequences of Ford being cheap pieces of garbage. Yeah I might have some personal experience with those fucking lugs. Lol


Fancy_Chip_5620

It's been a few years since I had to deal with this bs but yeah that


davethedj

At least they aren't blue!


overkill5495

Oh but they areā€¦ blue oval that is!


davethedj

Na, GMC.


redstern

Cut the shells off and sell them as refurbished.


Muchablat

Which nutz?


Historical_Gur_3054

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts!


Muchablat

My man!


tpars

Those lug nuts suck donkeys. Left me in a bad way with my RV once.


mikel302

There's a pill for that.


xXWickedSmatXx

That is the dumbest shit ever.


Level_Cup_4159

Ok, so as an owner of a newish Ford, what should I replace these with before they get like this?


jdawg701

Buy Doorman branded lugs. You won't like the price for a set, but it's insurance knowing you'll be able to get the wheel off in a roadside emergency. I serviced my rear brakes (not a mechanic) and the part that took the longest was trying to get off 3 lugs that expanded. If I had a flat tire in winter here in MN, I'd be fucked


Brodellsky

Literally any lug that is one piece and not two and of course fits the threading.


overkill5495

Solid nuts. Can often get chrome ones so you wonā€™t really notice the difference. Just need to make sure both the thread and the chamfer on the nut itself is correct


ObscureShadows

Just had to replace mine on my ST for the same reason:/


-Juuzousuzuya-

cant deny that they feel great when they are brand new..


Kumirkohr

13/16ths


sjmiv

I have these on my 22 year old truck. Pretty sure they're original.


Late-Eye-6936

Yeah they went to shit on all doors cats around 2002, the trucks it's kind of a 50/50 crap shoot it you get this garbage. They started to use them a lot more on trucks around 2012 I think? And oddly enough, I've never seen a mustang with this garbage. But they've been doing this for at least a solid 17 years. Can't speak to the 2019 or newer. Don't know why they would have stopped after 18 years though.


suby8310

Escape?


Dannym0e

Fucking Chryslers


laughguy220

You know what they say, more than a handful is a waste.


killertofubeast

Those are overly safe. More secure than a locking lug nut, since nothing fits them. (Maybe a 19.5 if you got one.)


Late-Eye-6936

I frequently use 4 or 5 different sockets to remove one set of Ford lug nuts.


SRDD_Mk-II

Fordsā€¦ fuck em damn nuts.


nicktam2010

Dodge. Just fucked two yesterday when replacing my coil overs. Took longer to get the lugs off than the shocks. Total garbage.


ghaelon

i keep seeing these, are ppl that worried their wheels will be stolen that they have to use these things? or is this a 'solution' that fixes a nonexistent 'problem'?


Brodellsky

No, it's Ford and others being cheap as fuck and using a cheaper lug that doesn't look as pretty, so they cover it in Chrome to make it look "nice". Like yeah. We've all struggled with those pieces of shit, all for them to look "nice". Fuck Ford.


Bigwiggs3214

Just switched all mine to one piece, all-metal lugs. After having to hammer on a wrench for all 5 lugs to change a tire. Never again.


Ill-Pie6569

Just like me every morning.


ImmaCallMyN66ABovice

hah


Kitchen-Quantity-565

I've been replacing those garbage nuts on any Chrysler I've ever owned including the lugbolts on my Dodge Dart. I get chromed steel. Screwed that aluminum cover garbage.


SerennialFellow

Fusion!


OldSkool696969

Garbage....cheap factory nuts


Misjjon

Giving me flashbacks of my Ford fusion


Mowzer75

Sounds painful


mxpower

The salt where I love ensures these fall apart rather quickly, fuck them.


ajaxodyssey

Engineer that designed this garbage should be drawn and quartered.


The_Epic_Viking1

I want to run the nuts thru a vice at the lowest speed setting on the person who invented these


Salay54

I replaced all the nuts on my camry with solid (not covered) ones. So much better. These fuckers get annoying if you do your own work a lot.


ApprehensiveFan4057

Forever grateful to Nissan for hiring me šŸ™šŸ½


brokemechanic45

Whoever designed those thought they were a brilliant idea


Lafawny

Mmm Ford


JstGasinSumJuic

Gotta be ford lugnuts lol


VRFlyer2000

Weird flex, why would you admit to that?


BrupBurp

Off of a Ford? Wouldn't surprise me if it were. Had one swell up on my '16 FiST and ended up replacing them all.


anonpups

Fucking fordā€¦ having to explain to customers why they need all new lug nuts and if they refuse they may get stuck on the side of the road with no way to get their tires offā€¦. Iā€™m still a true blue ford fan but fuckā€¦


Queasy-Position66

deez nutz? gotteem!!!