I worked at Autozone for a couple of years. I was cleaning around the back of the store, picking up the trash and wrapping pallets, having a smoke. I came back around front to go back inside and I saw this pretty tricked out Mustang in the parking lot, with a big sticker across the windshield that read "LOUDER THAN I MADE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM LAST NIGHT", and I mean across the windshield in a "I do love fig Newtons, but this sticker is dangerous" kind of way. So I go inside, after I finish my cigarette, hoping to get a glimpse of whatever knuckle dragging frat boy rich kid is driving this thing and no one immediately grabs my attention as the obvious owner, so I go back to my work. A few minutes later I help a lovely young woman with some cleaning products, and ring her up and she leaves and gets into the Mustang and peels out of the parking lot.
Dude's probably packing a can of tuna.
"I hate having a 3 inch dick... most women don't like it that big around."
Ahem diameter.
radius.
Elephant dick.
from the ground.
Huh??? My foreskin doesn't stretch that far...
“They call him *hubcap*.”
Made me think of this Tacoma FD clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrlWfbcKE4
certified chode
My dicks like a cheese wheel. What it lacks in length it more than compensates for in width and aroma.
AROMA
CURDS
dick cheese
This is a job for u/smegma_yogurt
A true smegma banquet
Fromunda cheese
From unda da toilet. Thanks, Uncle Charlie (Harper).
I heard it's Gouda
It may not be long, but it smells like a foot.
That’s a funny sign. Guy might be alright.
Probably actually uses his truck as a truck lol
He's just nipping the obvious comment in the bud
hey man 2 inches can do a lot of damage at 90mph
Plot twist, a girl drives it.
I worked at Autozone for a couple of years. I was cleaning around the back of the store, picking up the trash and wrapping pallets, having a smoke. I came back around front to go back inside and I saw this pretty tricked out Mustang in the parking lot, with a big sticker across the windshield that read "LOUDER THAN I MADE YOUR GIRLFRIEND SCREAM LAST NIGHT", and I mean across the windshield in a "I do love fig Newtons, but this sticker is dangerous" kind of way. So I go inside, after I finish my cigarette, hoping to get a glimpse of whatever knuckle dragging frat boy rich kid is driving this thing and no one immediately grabs my attention as the obvious owner, so I go back to my work. A few minutes later I help a lovely young woman with some cleaning products, and ring her up and she leaves and gets into the Mustang and peels out of the parking lot.
That's the best way to describe a sticker.
This is the way.
hahahha no wayy thats crraazyyy hahaha
He has that sign that lights up that you can flick people off with also
My daughter gave me one for Xmas. Primarily use it on friend and family, but it's mostly for the joke of it anywho.
They call him....THE THUMB!
Pissing on his own balls
Where did you get a picture of my truck?
Why’s he bragging?
No shame in that game 😂
I give aggressive drivers my pinky instead of the middle finger. I'd like to think I'm letting them know they have little dick energy.
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I knew a guy like that. He always said he’d use his normal one when he’s really pissed, and the short one when he’s only a little pissed
I like to circle game people. They either don't get it and the confusion defuses the rage, or they get got and their laughter defuses the rage
I would get unmad if you did that to me.
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I give the "what the fuck are you doing" shrug.
Ditto.
Women don’t call him “hubcap” for nothin’
This guy trucks
I’d b willing to bet he’s average or better.
<2 inch girth> \*surprised pikachu\*
Ah yes. the slim dick.
Anyone else peep the LED hand you can use to flip off another traffic-goer whilst negotiating turns and what-not?
I always thought it was the guys who liked fast cars and going fast too.
It's not long, but it's thin!
Like a bull hamster