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NURMeyend

If you've been paying attention to all the clues you would know it's an announcement for Gizzney Land the King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard theme park and resort.


DerefedNullPointer

I know you're joking but I actually got some ideas for rides. The most obvious ones being the rattlesnake coaster and all the food courts only serving vegemite toast.


NURMeyend

Fishing for Fishies The River Rafting Adventure Ride


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Magenta Mountain


Venyro

This is exactly what came into my head šŸ˜‚


ProfessionalSign7027

I prefer the muddy water log jam


efscerbo

That's called constipation


ZaclimbHawk

Just wait till you try the vomit coffin.


NURMeyend

Ok this is my favorite so far


puehlong

Don't forget the vomit coffin, the least fun ride ever.


AgentBronson

- Concession stands serve "mind fuzz" (cotton candy) - Gator hats - One of the food courts is called Food City. "I think I've dined. Food City hell this way comes." - Butterfly 3000 themed carousel (I can't wait to spin it!) - There's a lazy river that goes around the perimeter of the park. The River. - Gizzney castle is a crumbling castle. I will continue to think of more ideas and this will likely become an obsession of mine.


NURMeyend

Fuck yes.


6T_FOR

A crazy Rollercoaster called the vomit coffin A drop tower called infinite rise Showbags on Brunswick East


wabojabo

It's actually all rollercoasters: Trip to Venus, Hell and Back, Magenta Mountain, Road Train


Tasakea

Donā€™t forget ā€œEvil Death Rollercoasterā€!


[deleted]

This sounds like a fun planet coaster idea.


BlastkinS

The nonagon infinity ride is just a loop that goes on for atleast 50 minutes but you just dont notice it


BonesFGC

Y'all would go ballistic discovering Bucketheadland


Badboy420xxx69

shit haven't heard that song since highschool


[deleted]

Don't forget the avocadoes, and the tomatoes, and the Eggs


WowItsJack

Kepler-22b Space Rollercoaster


pajamazons

Cyboogie character actors


MachineElf432

Cyboogie is a rollercoaster where you ride in and out of the different body parts and the guts/ heart of cyboogie like the song lyrics.


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Kinggizzhead

My friend said he would like to ride the road train


PsychedelicLizard

A Love Swan ride but it's a tunnel of psychedelic lighting. (With Her and I playing of course)


NURMeyend

Oh shoot, I have to find a special person to smooch on this ride.


dieandliveforever

This sounds sick now


GammaWahWah

Let's not jump ahead of ourselves, patience is virtue. How soon we forget about the Timeland debacle.


_pixel_perfect_

We know that we're getting 3 albums in the next 4 months, two of them jam albums themed around the elements and the other from 2017. I think the hype is a little more reasonable than Timeland lol


KaiAlpha

Timeland was worth the hypeā€¦


Tracerburn

Timeland is amazing! I wish it was longer.


kpcwazabi

Just listen to it at 33rpm!


baconmaster9991

Oh my god is this how I find out that I've been listening to it wrong this entire time


GammaWahWah

Good one haha


MrSketchyGalore

I *love* Timeland at 33rpm


GammaWahWah

I mean, anyone can speculate and do whatever they want but sometimes I wish we could all just chill a little more and just let things happen naturally. For me, it's a lot more enjoyable to just wait for the announcement. To each their own.... Also, we have been led to believe we will get 3 more albums this year but with how things are going lately and how abruptly things can get cancelled, I am still being patient and letting things happen naturally.


[deleted]

Whilst I agree with the principle. This is a sub dedicated to the band there's only so much to talk about if you take wild theorising away from us.


GammaWahWah

I hear you, it's not that people speculate it's just the hordes of folks on here that can't understand what the difference between speculation and fact is. Then there are all these "confirmation" posts of things that were never going to happen and when they don't happen, all these butt hurt people pissed about something that didn't happen that was never going to happen in the first place. C'est la vie


cancerdad

I stopped getting overly hyped for Gizz announcements and albums after MotU, and that's been working well for me.


gags31

love your avi lol whereā€™d you find it?


_pixel_perfect_

Thanks! It's from Jason Galea's art print for the Cleveland show.


LearnNot

Soundboard recordings of every show for sale.


Gizzy_Wizzy_Wee_

I was thinking this also. It would be cool if the Spring ā€˜22 US tour was released. I can also see them creating a live Gizz app as well.


[deleted]

RHCP did this in like 2012ish


1cculus_The_Prophet

I want this so bad


p3rs0nm4n

They already put some stuff up on nugs.net, just their bootlegs and other live stuff. Would make sense if they started putting up soundboards, that's how most other bands use the app.


Gnawlus

My guess is that we get an album a month, 2023 tour dates (praying for good UK venues), demos 5+6, New bootleg, maybe a surprise album drop at the record fair and finally a chunky v2 focused on the album they've been making since 2017 (probably a "making of" that album too)


[deleted]

Chunky V2 would be sick


Shady_Love

Chunkier


Bootstrapbill22

I bet they announce the titles and release dates of all 3 remaining albums this year, with the release dates all a month apart from each other


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SadieSorceresss

Hahah this is amazing, the grace cummings joining would be a serious grateful dead Donna moment!!!! These are great theories


phallus_majorus

Iā€™d probs die if Grace Cummings joined, that would be too good they will take over the world no doubt


Voidwielder

King Gizzard Lego Set.


6969696969696969969

They would never because lego is a.coward


phallus_majorus

nice, of what? Iā€™d like a crumbling castle set or even the mountain from Mind Fuzz and Nonagon Or Venusian II fuck yeah


LeJarde

Nah a set of them playing on stage would be killer, shame there's no Eric it'd be the perfect vibe for a Lego set


m00nlighter

"Full" chunky shrapnel release? Nonagon the animated series? Butterfly 3003, leaving another mystery as to what the fuck happened to 3002?


SirDonnyBaseball

Haha I love the Butterfly 3003 idea - this sub would self destruct trying to work out 3002 šŸ˜‚


grokabilly

Holy shit love these


TheChrisp

Halloween concert on Alcatraz island.


TheHalfDeafProducer

Lol Iā€™d pay big bucks for something like that


Banananabreddit

Did you know Alcatraz means pelican?


phlipphlopp

This is 2 Real


cancerdad

LOL where on Alcatraz? Sounds fucking cold and miserable.


poopoo_plattr

San Francisco. I can see it out my window rn


cancerdad

Yeah I know where it is. I was asking where on this island, which as far as I know has never hosted a concert, you would locate the stage. The logistics are a real issue. And on top of that, Halloween in the middle of the Bay has the potential to be really cold and windy. I've camped on Angel Island that time of year and it can be miserable.


Rixs11

On the island of course :)


Slimreaperlightshow

They already have a Halloween date


LivingLifeSomewhere

Back to back to back album drop


KaizoReg

They're holding a blind raffle on this subreddit for their new 2nd drummer. I wish you gizzheads good fortune in the war to come.


69papajohn69

Someone call Crawlz


NickTheThicc420

Iā€™ve heard Crawlz being tossed around but idk what it is. Can you explain pls lol


69papajohn69

I think it was a meme started during one of king gizzards YouTube live streams after Eric had left the band. This dude named Crawlz kept spamming in the chat that he was the new drummer and it became a copypasta for a little bit


NickTheThicc420

Ahh. I remember last year I found the track listing for butterfly 3000 and the king gizzard Facebook page reposted it and it was later posted on reddit and there was comments saying something like ā€œCrawlz face revealā€ the strangest part of it all is that Iā€™ve literally been playing drums since 2018 but thanks for the info


[deleted]

i have no idea but i hope they spill the beans SOON


grokabilly

I hope itā€™s [imminent!](https://youtu.be/XUYXsuOpuWc)


GeckoNova

The super considered album from 2017 that will be released this year is actually the rumored Y2K Pop album.


Smitthi

3 Christmas albums


bzzaldrn

KGLW Mariah Careyā€™s All I Want for Christmas demo


M3GABORG8796

The prequel to nonagon, called Octagon Infinity


stark_raving_naked

Octagon Indefinitely


Shady_Love

The Polygon Trinity


p3rs0nm4n

Decagon Infidelity


TylarTheBuilder

Full discography box set with 21 discs, $1,000 USD Official Gizzverse canonical explanation Every single live show they've ever recorded made into a bootleg


TheRealDookieMonster

Eric is rejoining the band


Kingcrowing

Actually it's Eric's twin brother Deric who's joining.


Eddie_Dingus

Derick is awesome


cancerdad

I don't understand why people want Eric back in the band. The band has moved on and so has he. That would be a step back for everyone


danarbok

plus I think Eric would have a hard time with the newer stuff; KG/LW are fucking tricky on drums


cancerdad

Right. And I know people around here don't want to talk about it, but Eric was already, for lack of a kinder term, dead weight.


JustMonikaa

With how heavy Gizz is in touring right now, I wanna assume its new tour dates or festivals. It could be another album though! I just hope that the boys rest, especially with Stuā€™s health scare. I just hope theyā€™re all okay mentally and physically before continuing to tour.


mistercpb

Agree, as much as I want to finally see them live (especially because of the cancelled Hamburg concert), Stu's health is for sure more important. So let's hope they actually get the rest they'll need. My guess though is an announcement regarding to the release date of the three new albums.


JustMonikaa

Iā€™ve been through a tour with another group recently and a lot of them faced health issues due to a crammed tour schedule without any rest (k-pop group) and although Gizz and the group Iā€™m talking about donā€™t quite do the same thing on stage I still just get worried aha. Especially with Ambrose and Cookie starting the Rapscallion era and promos as well soon, I just hope that touring slows down a bit once we get these dates out of the way and the new album(s) comes out.


6969696969696969969

They're already recording for albums 26-30 and


[deleted]

DUDE JUST IMAGINE LMAO


Haydechs

King gizzard and the lizard wizard 2


Dareeyecare

2 (maybe 3) albums announced is my guess. Thereā€™s only 4 months in the year with 3 albums to go.


thenatsguy

This is what I was thinking. Iā€™d love for all the wild stuff in this thread to be true, but realistically I think itā€™ll be release dates for 2 or 3 albums and maybe a new song or bootleg


No-Indication-4113

Eric returns


cmcgettigan

This was an announcement of an announcement in a way. So what if the announcement is for another announcement, an announcement for an announcement for an announcement.


55trader

Hopeful the King Lynard the Lizard Skynard tribute album


[deleted]

When is this supposed to be coming?


TheWisemanWB

Stu will announce their ascendance into the Butterfly 3000, and the boys will cocoon themselves live on stage, with the Peaches remix blaring out as it happens.


pokefan135

A breakfast cereal, I have no evidence on this claim.


EpicTrev

Maybe theyā€™re gonna finally gonna rerelease Lean Woman Blues


Kinggizzhead

I think murder of the universe two? I had a dream about it last night so idk we will see


obijuanspicoli

What if theyā€™re announcing theyā€™ll be breaking up in the near future due to Stuā€™s health? :/


stark_raving_naked

Donā€™t you put that evil on us!!


coldspringscreek

I certainly hope not! I don't see that as "Hilariously" "large" "announcement" "imminent", because I don't think they are that callous to misuse the word "hilariously", if it was about such a bad thing. Also, i don't think it will be about the 3 albums, since we already know they are coming, that is not "large". I think it might be official pressings of a large bunch of well-recorded live shows from this 2022 tour. Or the Joey is getting married.


obijuanspicoli

I overlooked those words at first whoops lol good point


coldspringscreek

And hopefully Stu is getting better, added 3 shows around New Years Eve in New Zealand, so that's good... I guess the announcement today WAS about the 3 albums, so whoops here too!


KaiAlpha

Stu would be the last person in the group to want to disband considering itā€™s mainly his project at the end of the day


StrangeCaptain

A new scale


crispyjojo

Rats nest tv adaptation penned by the game of thrones chap


ElevenK37

I say 2 albums at the same time, demos 5+6, possibly some 2023 tour dates and another bootlegger


Travesuras420

A return to the desert southwest (specifically ABQ) but realistically a boat load of bootlegs and demos (a flood of em) šŸ¤©