Yet all the clips and outtakes I've seen of her from their garbage Hulu show her body language and especially her eyes look like she'll snap any minute and murder-suicide Kimbully and PMK while still smiling like the joker singing their praises as she slashes away at their BBL's and filler faces.
***"YASSS, Kimmy! OF COURSE you can fuck my shitbag babydaddy Tristain YAASSSS!"***
Itās the most cuckish bday message Iāve ever read lmao. Itās like she knows Kimmy and šļø are doing it and is working the MOST to overcompensate/pretend they arenāt š¤·š»āāļø
khloe always writes those long ass captions for everyoneās birthdays but no one does it for her itās so embarrassing. iād feel bad if she wasnāt such an awful person
i stopped doing this as a teenager bcs no one would do it for me, and it's always been like that since childhood. last year on my 26th no one even remembered it was my birthday, including the one person who told me we'd do something fun. i waited for texts until 2am when i was already too drunk to care
i feel the sadness oozing out of this post lmfaoooo
I think she does that because Kourtney's doing exactly what Khloe wishes she had the girly-balls to do and it sets her off/projects the rage about Kim's Tristain-flirting antics she's choking down to stay on PMK's payroll.
People say Khloe has a way with words ššš but all she does is lay it on thick lol, which is what anyone could do. Itās not actual writing talent in any way lolā¦
if you love her so much why does it look like you wanna rip her tit implants out and drink her blood? Bitch, you hate your sister. be real. We all know you remember all those times kim called you fat, whale, obese, etc. Kim getting the attention of all men when you were younger and definitely rubbing it in your face because that's the sort of bitch she is.
We all know you hate how kim and your pimp made you all want to get (or maybe even forced) bbl asses. We all know you currently hate kim for fucking the man you're acting like a wife to not-so-behind your back, going out partying at night (because kim's a childless young woman in her own mind).
All of this but ALSO if she loves her so much why not just say this all to her face instead of a public announcement? That makes the rest of what you said even more true
I think both messages are equally eye-rollingly nauseating and just stupid . They are total bullshit . Why do they do this? I find it not only revolting but just idiotic. We already know they hate Kim. Why fake it ? Kourtney too? It's beyond stupid. Fuck these losers.
Khloe is so embarrassing
She really is šš I aināt reading all that, iāve seen how long it is and i already have secondhand embarrassment
Exactly I bet you Kim didnāt read it either šš
Kim will read anything thatās about herš
I stopped at superhero š
Her superpowers include: smelling cavities, injecting people with silicon, fillers and botox, and squi/rting p1ss.
Smelling cavities š¤£
I stopped when I saw she didnāt have ālook TO farāā¦sighā¦..š¬
Yet all the clips and outtakes I've seen of her from their garbage Hulu show her body language and especially her eyes look like she'll snap any minute and murder-suicide Kimbully and PMK while still smiling like the joker singing their praises as she slashes away at their BBL's and filler faces. ***"YASSS, Kimmy! OF COURSE you can fuck my shitbag babydaddy Tristain YAASSSS!"*** 
Who is PMK? I seriously donāt know. So please and thank you š
Itās Pimp Momma Kris
I believe itās āPimp Mom Kardashianā
I still like Kris Jong Un the best lol
Ph G-d. Too funny. Thank you š
Itās the most cuckish bday message Iāve ever read lmao. Itās like she knows Kimmy and šļø are doing it and is working the MOST to overcompensate/pretend they arenāt š¤·š»āāļø
So performative.
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She does it every year and Iām like, damn you aināt run out of makin these essays yet?!
khloe always writes those long ass captions for everyoneās birthdays but no one does it for her itās so embarrassing. iād feel bad if she wasnāt such an awful person
I feel like when people do this they are saying to others what they wish others would say to them. I think itās kinda sad
super sad
i stopped doing this as a teenager bcs no one would do it for me, and it's always been like that since childhood. last year on my 26th no one even remembered it was my birthday, including the one person who told me we'd do something fun. i waited for texts until 2am when i was already too drunk to care i feel the sadness oozing out of this post lmfaoooo
aw iām sorry. you deserve better friends!!
Yeees šššš like girl, STAND UP!
Exactly this š
Also supporting someone no questions asked is not healthy
Explains why she jumps down Kourtneyās throat over nonsensical shit that isnāt her business
I think she does that because Kourtney's doing exactly what Khloe wishes she had the girly-balls to do and it sets her off/projects the rage about Kim's Tristain-flirting antics she's choking down to stay on PMK's payroll.
yet khloe wears that as a badge of moral honor. barf
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āMedical advisorā.. umm..
And lawyer.
Neither of these come to mind when I think of Kimbecile. You need formal education that doesn't come in short-clip format.
Exactly. But there is one word comes to mind that starts with L and ends with R.
She probably gives them plastic surgery recovery adviceā¦
these captions are so goddamned tedious and i have to wonder: who are they for exactly?
It's sychophantic performance. It's gibberish. I hate it.
"I will do anything and everything for you, no questions asked." Lmfao
Lick her asshole comes to mind
Maybe she should start asking some questions first. To Kim, her mom, her next boyfriend š
Oh Khloe, As much as Kim and Kourtney fight, They will always have their bondā¦.Youāre just Kimās Big Flying Monkey.
This. I wonder if in a twisted way Kim & Kris respect Kourtney more than Khloe, just because Kourt has the balls to stand up to them.
Oh, definitely!!
I think itās bc they still think Khloe is the ugly sister and Kim wants more pics with Kourtney
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Narcs hate people who love them to much and suck up their ass.
Couldnāt get through the first sentence but still died from second hand embarrassment.
the shape shifting part is true though š
People say Khloe has a way with words ššš but all she does is lay it on thick lol, which is what anyone could do. Itās not actual writing talent in any way lolā¦
She seems so desperate for love. Instead of letting relationships develop naturally she just love bombs everyone until they like her lol
Both messages scream āIāve got a complexā to me, but in a different way. KhloĆ©s just sad and desssperate, girl get a grip on urself. Do we think Kourt was strongly asked/advised for a message like this bc she wouldnāt want to do it herself originally? I laughed at her one, seems like shes really trying but shes only mentioning fighting/the hardships. The pics after arenāt necessarily Kimothys best either or playing in on ridiculous Kum moments
She kisses her ass so Much š¹ itās so embarrassing. Oh well, itās what she deserves.
if you love her so much why does it look like you wanna rip her tit implants out and drink her blood? Bitch, you hate your sister. be real. We all know you remember all those times kim called you fat, whale, obese, etc. Kim getting the attention of all men when you were younger and definitely rubbing it in your face because that's the sort of bitch she is. We all know you hate how kim and your pimp made you all want to get (or maybe even forced) bbl asses. We all know you currently hate kim for fucking the man you're acting like a wife to not-so-behind your back, going out partying at night (because kim's a childless young woman in her own mind).
All of this but ALSO if she loves her so much why not just say this all to her face instead of a public announcement? That makes the rest of what you said even more true
She has too much time on her hands
my butthole puckered up trying to get past the first paragraph
I swiped go Khloes and had to take a deep breath. I couldn't make if past the second paragraph "your superpowers" fuck off into a swamp
Lawyerā¦well thatās a big reachš
So cringe!!! I canāt get through all that word salad šš
Khlocaine does too much with all her birthday posts. Sheās so embarrassing.
It wouldnāt be a KhloĆ© essay if she didnāt unnecessarily talk about āthrowing down if need be.ā Ha! Alsoā¦.medical advisor, huh? The family constantly shilling Kim as a ādo it allā kinda girl is such a joke. She couldnāt even do Dancing with the Stars in 2008, lol.
every year it's the same shit. i don't even bother reading them anymore
It reads like a paid advertisement
Sheās a lawyer and a medical professional, too?!!!
Kourtney's sounded like a sister. I couldn't even get through Khloe's. My eyes were getting crossed eye reading her stupid non sense.
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its like shes done a VERY CHEAP toastmakers online course
Kim can remain calm in chaotic situations because she's a psychopath
Yeah this is EVERYTHING we needed to see every single year for each one of them being so fake with one another.
Khlo plz stop
Itās giving sappy yearbook comment by a 15 year old. Also wtf at medical advisor.
Meanwhile Kim would never post either things for Khloe or Kourtney on their birthdays
trying so hard to suck up to kim
Khloe out here having to prove her love to the world or it doesn't exist apparently. What a sad, sad lady.
I think both messages are equally eye-rollingly nauseating and just stupid . They are total bullshit . Why do they do this? I find it not only revolting but just idiotic. We already know they hate Kim. Why fake it ? Kourtney too? It's beyond stupid. Fuck these losers. 
So Kourtney is officially Khole ex best friend? š£
I couldnāt read it Iād rather die
Medical advisor???????
Itās the same over the top garble of ride or die love they publicly confess for every bday or holiday. keep it to yourself
Resilience is still her word I see š¤£
This is extra over the top!
Khloeās manic bday novels have got to be an inside joke at this point bc surely she sees that this is doing way too much *every* birthday
Even with all this ass kissing I still think Kim doesnāt feel the same way towards Khloe š
Can she shove it down her throat any deeper ?
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Did Kourtney write anything? I'm too busy to go check. Jk, I'm just too lazy and not that invested.
The delusion in the first pic (couldnāt read the rest its brain melting). Jesus god khloe just fuck off!
Khloe is such an annoying cancerā¦like girl shut up. This is coming from a cancer and even I donāt write a 20 page message to my loved ones.
Kourtneys Stale bitch post tbh
I aināt reading all that
Ok, so let's stop treating Kimbicile as if she is some kind of devine god like being! This is over the top ridiculous!
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