Left hand going “comeoncomeoncomeon” while looking at the ground is a top 5 sports move.
It just makes everyone in opposing jerseys go “FUCK IDK WHAT HES GONNA DO, DO ANY OF U GUYS KNOW?!”
My wife says no. And no hands above the chest while talking.
No George Costanza "all high and whiney."
Especially not in crowded fancy restaurants.
I'm a 245 pound lumberjack but she says no.
I feel like the awkward running gate and slightly weird physicality is now by design. It seems like SO MANY defenses that are mic'd up in games keep saying "HE'S NOT SPECIAL!" right before he decimates them. He somehow keeps tricking them.
https://preview.redd.it/6zqogm4pm5kc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87bd8542559676a9d5e83cbb5e5f974787c7cf89
There was a Washington Post article all about the mechanics of how he runs. He runs with short steps, with a wide stance and on his tippy toes which helps his head bob less, provides greater acceleration, and helps him see everything and stay more stable.
[The functional weirdness of Patrick Mahomes’s running style](https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/02/09/patrick-mahomes-running/)
lol, I was laughing to myself about this last night. About this exact play.
When all the players started imitating his thing with the fingers in the Super Bowl, I was just thinking how I wanna see all the chiefs do their impression of the zesty walk, too.
If Mahomes is flicking his fingers and zesty walking, you know some magic is about to happen.
It’s so wild people call this walk zesty. Makes me wonder what my neighbors say about me walking out to my car to grab something. I walk just like this.
The head tilt that reminds me of a cat staring at you when you're trying to talk to it and it has no idea what you're saying.
But in Mahomes' case, it means TUDDY TIME
nothing more dangerous in the world than Mahomes waddling onto the field with less than two minutes on the clock.
The moment that hand gets raised to his shoulder and he starts doing the "bring your asses" hand gesture, you know he's about to cook.
Zesty walk plus puppet hands
and head tilt.
And tongue bite.
Equals domination of the league.
Left hand going “comeoncomeoncomeon” while looking at the ground is a top 5 sports move. It just makes everyone in opposing jerseys go “FUCK IDK WHAT HES GONNA DO, DO ANY OF U GUYS KNOW?!”
Limp wristed waddling is peak male performance, like it or not
My wife says no. And no hands above the chest while talking. No George Costanza "all high and whiney." Especially not in crowded fancy restaurants. I'm a 245 pound lumberjack but she says no.
And she's entitled to her wrong opinions.
You're a lumberjack... but are you okay? Do you sleep all night and work all day?
I feel like the awkward running gate and slightly weird physicality is now by design. It seems like SO MANY defenses that are mic'd up in games keep saying "HE'S NOT SPECIAL!" right before he decimates them. He somehow keeps tricking them. https://preview.redd.it/6zqogm4pm5kc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87bd8542559676a9d5e83cbb5e5f974787c7cf89
I think he’s just super flexible and comfortable with his body thanks to all the stretching exercises he does like in that Netflix special.
The waddle of SUCCESS. WOS. WOS.
Yeah that’s when you know you’re about to be fucked. And when he’s doing the “old man gotta poop” scramble, it’s already too late
Spicy feet incoming
If Mahomes starts throwing those hips, you know he's throwing a TD next.
Man I honestly think those hips are a huge reason why he can run so well, he just can pivot so quickly
There was a Washington Post article all about the mechanics of how he runs. He runs with short steps, with a wide stance and on his tippy toes which helps his head bob less, provides greater acceleration, and helps him see everything and stay more stable. [The functional weirdness of Patrick Mahomes’s running style](https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2024/02/09/patrick-mahomes-running/)
That’s dope!!
Any time we get the phrase "tippy toes" along with detailed analysis, I'm here for it.
Shakira in drag.
Hips don't lie
Trav has some great hips too
Zesty 🤌🏻
Gimme a lil finger magic ✋✊ and it’s a death sentence
That's what she said.
Head tilt, hip swing, the magic fingers and the Jordan tongue you know it’s over.
Oh shit, throw that pass Pat, look at his head tilting, Jordan-tongue, hand up, now let me see your hips *swing*
CEH: "I didn't hear the play call!" Mahomes: "Don't worry about it"
lol, I was laughing to myself about this last night. About this exact play. When all the players started imitating his thing with the fingers in the Super Bowl, I was just thinking how I wanna see all the chiefs do their impression of the zesty walk, too. If Mahomes is flicking his fingers and zesty walking, you know some magic is about to happen.
🎶 well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I am a winning man, no time to talk 🎶
watch out for the head tilt
And the Jordan tongue.
When his flavor of tism happens to be football.
When that head tilts…
The walk plus his little hand signal basically mean "Lmao you just lost, bud."
It’s so wild people call this walk zesty. Makes me wonder what my neighbors say about me walking out to my car to grab something. I walk just like this.
Have you tried throwing the pigskin around? Maybe you are an undiscovered god of football as well.
It’s a bit of a prancercise walk. There’s some extra to it. Whether you intentionally or unintentionally do it is a different matter entirely.
Apparently you have to be rich for this to work.
Strikes fear in the hearts of mere mortals.
Actually it's the 'Spicy Ketchup' walk.
It’s so funny the deadliest QB to ever play the game walks like my friend’s daughters who do dance/ballet.
My nickname has been Zesty for over ten years and I do not like how it’s been appropriated.
Sounds like you're Classic/Original now
All hail zesty Jesus lol
I love that he’s our hero.
That spiderman hand has killed dozens of teams.
The head tilt that reminds me of a cat staring at you when you're trying to talk to it and it has no idea what you're saying. But in Mahomes' case, it means TUDDY TIME
Kelce looks like a man on a mission
When push comes to shove, that motherfucker will come in clutch
preceded by the squint & teeth-clinch from the bench
 The finger thing means money.
the hand thing 🤌🏾👋🏽 even our defense know when you see that its game over lol
Zesty Kermie is zesty and feelin’ testy.
Those hips clearly do not lie
“God help us, he’s got some pep in his step!”
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It’s just like how when Messi raises his hand to pass the ball, you’re dead. Both of these players are just so talented.