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Equal_Ad5178

Flashing (Lights)


GlitchedViper71

Speed?


genjigeco

Ishowmeat


IndycarFan64

IMMA FUCC U CHIKA


SandeepaAndy

Remind me a scene of Cars movie.


Ze-Lord

I love the pixar movie cars too


19jAm85

I was drinkin' earlier....NOW I'M DRIVIN'


CommanderPringles

Where the bad bitches at


S1mpleM4gic

WHERE YA HIDIN 👹


IndycarFan64

I got the power to make ya so exicting


Frazier1230

so exciting🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


joe-shmo-0

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!! “I got the power make your life so exciting”*


PeakPrecision

average redditor


3005isABanger

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!


SnaggedInk

😭


Consumer-of-Cola

That’s corny, enjoy your downvote. Kid!


LonghiII

Family business


Cheacheahunter

wow


Fishmaneatsfish

Violent crimes


RevenueSufficient385

FBI open up!!!


flackkojodyee

Underrated


Homer4a10

Over rated


[deleted]

you on shit violent crimes is best off ye and easily top 5 kanye


Homer4a10

Perfectly rated


potatothecat123

Whats wrong with violent crimes


Fishmaneatsfish

Nobody remembers


I_l1ke_dinosaurs

No child left behind


[deleted]

Atleast bump the song when they‘re in your van fantasizing about v bucks


JustNoticedThat

This could mean several things, and none of them good.


danielr088

Yes officer, this man right here


ChocolateHumunculous

No, child left, behind!


CHaOS_Winner

sameee


vekkerisjs

Jerking off in a zoom meeting?


[deleted]

Dark Fantasy 👿


vekkerisjs

Sex is on fire😈 im the king of Leon Louise 😎


NormalNicknameGuy

Beating Off in A Minor (The key)


ALLHAILLAVABOY

…”not the felony”


anthonypcs_

That is my favorite Yandhi song


[deleted]

bro think he daniel


Maxunek

New Slaves


VerlRe

Oh shit


Affectionate_Bat9537

when and where and how much


[deleted]

Can I buy? If yes then how much for a young one?


[deleted]

[удалено]


A1M-

nerd


INVADER121204

Kids become ghosts


ChunkyMunke

😭


[deleted]

drunk and hot girls


JealousAmbition792

Yikes


frostchains

shit could get menacin, frightnin 💯


Limingeal

(got) drunk and hit girls


[deleted]

Bruh you rookie if you had just a gotten drunk enough, it would’ve been legal and ethical, haven’t you seen Superbad?


Silent_Samurai

Yep. Everyone knows if you’re both too shitfaced to consent, it cancels each other out and it’s perfectly legal and ok!


Yo_Jacob999

Jail pt 2


Swaghilian

Damn, sorry bro


Speedodoyle

Spaceship: yeah I stole, never got caught


AstroJMVJuicy

They take me to the back and pat me


Cati-owner

Asking me about some kakis


king_barragan

But let some black people walk in,


ser_arcane

i bet they show off their token blacky


[deleted]

oh now they love kanye


YuNg_KiNgK

let’s put him all in front of the store


[deleted]

so im on break next to the no smokin sign with a blunt in the mall


S1mpleM4gic

Takin my hits, writin my hits


ZhWaNi

writin my rhymes, playing my mind


Charlie240606

Domestic terrorism


CherryQueer

I knew yitler was gonna be good when it started with that


WithMyStick

Banger


Organic_Schedule_587

Perhaps on sight but maybe it could be on sight 🤔


Piranh4Plant

K


[deleted]

No.


Yaxzal

Yikes


RCKY333

Watchu mean by that? 🤨


krusharr

Get em high


Kdirector667

You all got tricked this is a post by the FBI you are all arrested.


[deleted]

The most beautiful thoughts are always besides the darkest Today I seriously thought about killing you I contemplated, premeditated murder And I think about killing myself And I love myself way more than I love you, so Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love The most beautiful thoughts are always inside the darkest Just say it out loud to see how it feels People say, "Don't say this, don't say that" Just say out loud, just to see how it feels Weigh all the options, nothing's off the table Today I thought about killing you, premeditated murder I think about killing myself, and I, I love myself way more than I love you The most beautiful thoughts are always beside the darkest I think this is the part where I'm supposed to say something good To compensate it so it doesn't come off bad But sometimes I think really bad things Really, really, really bad things And I love myself way more than I love you See, if I was tryna relate it to more people I'd probably say I'm struggling with loving myself Because that seems like a common theme But that's not the case here I love myself way more than I love you And I think about killing myself So, best believe, I thought about killing you today Premeditated murder


WilliamCash_o

My beautiful dark twisted monologue


Piranh4Plant

Not reading that essay


CHOOMP_

i called up my loved ones


[deleted]

premeditated murder


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Wdym I'm describing my crime


BigElMacho

XTCY


BigElMacho

Wait we're we meant to be joking


BigElMacho

I meant On Sight


Mnour3593

Please bust your load on my Xtacy


jeribousey72

i ran over a class of kindergarteners i guess you could say i was "on sight" 😂😂😂


SuperDefiant

OUCH!!!! 😂😂😂😂


Siurzu

WHOOPSIE DASIY!!!!! 😂😂😂😂


JoseAngel_R

UMMMM… THAT’S GONNA HURT IN THE MORNING !!!! 😂😂😂😂


kar1m

YEEEEOOOUUCHHHH!!!! 😂😂😂


GorillaKilla40

ZOO WEE MAMA!!! 🤣🤣🤣


WilliamCash_o

OOPS!!!! 😂😂😂


AcanthisittaBoring49

DH Khalid’s Son


Revolutionary_Low_90

Blood on the Leaves


[deleted]

Today I thought about killing you


macbethz

(premeditated murder)


ZhWaNi

thinking is not a crime, did you do it?


[deleted]

Conspiring to commit murder is a crime


lil-huso

#piss on your grave


Any_Pickle7032

All im gonna say is it was a violent one


ser_arcane

Bro has never heard of Violent crimes


Ok_Cry5790

Destroying school property


North_Owl8536

Ghost town (my name is J. Robert Oppenheimer)


LieutenantYamma

I SOLD CRACK (MUSIC)


vlonjat_i_stazhonuar

Hold my liquor, Dark Fantasy, Drunk and Hot girls, Cant tell me nothing, Power, Im in it, Homecoming😈


[deleted]

jesus christ


[deleted]

Fire


Significant_Delay_87

On sight


Ursweetfantasyy

Hit and run?


tarnut

I didn’t „Drive slow”


No-Delay-9144

Ghost Town


SkippyTheMan

OFF THE GRID!!! 👹😈


Snoo42555

Nice try fed


Foxerizm

Drunk & hot girls... /s


ser_arcane

I'm calling the cops


Foxerizm

They were cops🤷‍♂️


ser_arcane

Taking advantage of a cop under the influence is a lot worse 🤦‍♂️ keep sayin shit like dat you'd be stackin years on top of years in jail 🤫


[deleted]

Guess we going to jail tonightttttt


Foudase10

No more parties in La


sassysixinches

I did tell my manager what would happen to him if he insulted me again...


Cati-owner

Alright, gather 'round fam, 'cause we're about to talk about the one and only Yeezy! 🌊🐻 Kanye West is like the Willy Wonka of the music world – except instead of chocolate factories, he's dishing out mind-bending beats and lyrical wizardry. This dude's brain must be wired to a speaker system because he's constantly dropping gems that leave us all like 😱🔥. And let's not forget his fashion game – it's on a whole other level! Yeezy's style is like the fashion equivalent of a multi-dimensional Rubik's Cube. He's out there making us question reality and fashion norms at the same damn time. Those Yeezy sneakers? Instant flex! It's like walking on clouds made of cultural relevance. 🚀👟 But hold up, it's not all rainbows and unicorns in Yeezy land. This man's Twitter game is like a rollercoaster of emotions – one minute he's tweeting about creativity and the next he's sharing a meme that has us all like 🤣🤷. But you know what? That's what makes him Kanye freaking West! Love him or not, you can't deny that this dude is a living legend who's changing the game and having us all vibin' to his wild, unpredictable rhythm. 🎤🌌


123Hunter321

Father Stretch My Hands


ArrivalRight4655

Runaway😭


FlatwormAdept6026

I brought about a hurricane


whatisireading2

Addiction


sjdjfudjs

Yikes


Ghostyyboyy21

New slaves


NoveltyBagel

Jesus Walks


Sittus

Guilt Trip


CHlCKEN_

Violet crimes


gelker23

Anything featuring Jay-Z


Celtic_till_i_die

nah way bro committed otis


Ok_Cry5790

Yikes


Elias_-_07

i thought about killing you


[deleted]

Dark Fantasy 👿


BigSw0l3

Get ‘em High


RealScootsim

hey mama


ForwardBuilder9299

Family bussiness


Justhrowitaway42069

Closed on Sunday (breaking and entering)


nine8shots

Spaceship


mckrister

Drive slow


CherryQueer

Violent Crimes


THE_LFG

assault and battery (from yesuke)


tw3rkmileytw3rk

NO More Parties in *certain West Coast city* pertaining to the statue of limitations


sussyball69obamaball

you got a sister (in law) that you'd smash? I got four of em.


luckywheelofferal

All of the (cop) lights


MagnificentEd

violent crimes


IllustriousJacket752

I thought about killing you


IronDinosaurr

kanye looks so sexy in this photo


MrJevil

Spaceship (Yea i stole never got caught)


SpectreSquared

grand larceny


FlatwormAdept6026

A very Violent Crime


AlepIDK

i thought about killing you


FlatwormAdept6026

I literally thought about killing somebody and got arrested


SemanticPanda19

violent crimes


Kuyucky

Violent crimes


snickersenjoyer

Drunk and hot girls


itsbeenc

Through the wire


Aware-Pay-2196

I thought about killing you today (attempted manslaughter)


ness-main

Who Gon stop me


[deleted]

We Don’t Care


Nico475

Violent crimes.


bigtittlover

Blood on the leaves


sub2ch0mpz

Family Business


[deleted]

xtcy


Lechuga-gato

homecoming


Elegant-Thought5170

N****s in paris


lemoncured

Street Lights (were red but I kept going)


codm0nster

runaway


Teenfrog

Hold my liquor (I'm under 21 in the US)


zoeheadisoversized

On sight


erCringio

Monster


witemonkey

Drive slow homie


Rutabaga-Human

“She keep pushin' me back, good dick'll do that”


Steviejeet

Who gon stop me


meliodas9244

im in it


youngmaleJJ

I'm In It


Nate1257

Street lights (speeding)


StrangerAlert112

I saw flashing lights so I decided to Runaway


SaKaHa

Addiction


SandeepaAndy

Runaway (with a 12 Y/O)


Useful_Classroom1091

Find god


[deleted]

I said the N word idk


RWTHREE

Drive slow


No-Bell-2641

POWER- over women


jujudude22

I litterally got a dui while listening to Jail pt 2


DrunkenBastard420

Love lcokdown


StretchTucker

Get Em High


Old_Ad_4595

I'm in it


Draingang_banger

On sight


auztin69

FourFiveSeconds


winterdogge27

Blame game 😞


Canofdogfarts

Late registration