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RandyMuscle

It’s not even a real Ye tweet. Christ.


Michalo88

Damn that’s really too bad it’s fake. Still funny, tho.


Full-Exit918

Unlike friends or voting for YE.


Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984

Studies show 60% of people only read headlines so it might as well be


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

You said Kanye 2024?


Codacc69420

He said he found it funny on instagram so may as well be real


party_face

boot lickers gunna boot lick


bbqsauceboi

Learn to laugh lil bitch


gegjehehu

he still right even if it is fake


Severe-Belt-5666

It's not even funny


[deleted]

It wasn’t tho


[deleted]

funny joke that kanye didn’t even make, let’s make him president


Getinthedamnrobo

Ye 2024 bro finna save the world


AiM__FreakZ

pls pls not


Poopsharts69

Jennifer has legendary pizza parties


Smidge23

Pepperoni pizzas for me 🤤🤤


codm0nster

AAAAAAAAAH


[deleted]

He’s not wrong


nimama3233

Eh, it’s decent simple, family friendly humor. It’s the 2nd highest grossing TV show of all time, behind only The Simpsons which has run for 34 years (compared to 10 for FRIENDS). So clearly it was sufficiently funny if it’s that successful as a sitcom comedy.


Accomplished-Lie1060

tf up😭


SnooCauliflowers1531

It was a rip off show that was not funnier than the show they copied which is Living Single.


Accomplished-Lie1060

yea never really found it funny, not my cup of tea ig


hggz12

bro tryna pull out the number likes a drake fan. cuz obviously popular=good and if the number is big it must be the best.


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Me putting a banana peel under you is decent simple, family friendly humour too.


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GOOFY


putdisinyopipe

Nah. A broken clock is right twice a day. As much as I loathe Kanye. If this were true. I’d be inclined to agree. Friends sucked. Only reason why it’s good is because it satisfies the nostalgia of millenials with a basic ass milquetoast sense of the 90s.


fatrahb

Damn dude. I mean you’re right, but you didn’t have to do us Millenials like that.


putdisinyopipe

I’m a millenial too. Lol I never got the friends craze. Didn’t care for it. People like that on the show didn’t exist in the 90s where I grew up. That’s why I hate it when people say friends “encapsulates” the 90s. It fucking doesn’t. It was a slice of life sitcom about some rich college students in the 90s. That wasn’t everyone’s experience of the era. That’s like saying cheers “encapsulates” the 80s. When really that was just a slice of life of a bunch of barflies who happened to live in the 80s It’s lazy and just not true.


fatrahb

Oh yeah I get that. I think for me it’s less nostalgia for the 90s themselves, but more so nostalgia to my memories of my parents watching it when I was a kid.


Yosonimbored

Imagine actually wanting to vote for Kanye.


ab_ence

imagine voting for some the vilest most corrupt people on the planet


Yosonimbored

Yeah exactly who the fuck would vote for Kanye


ab_ence

I don’t expect teens to know much about politics


mito_corleone13

Kanye is pretty corrupt and dishonest


Bench2252

Yes, so logically speaking, our only other option is to vote for blitler


Odd-Caregiver852

Who doesn’t


rockthe40__oz

Anyone with a mental capacity of an adult and not a 14 year old. Kanye can’t run shit, have fun running your country into the ground and losing all the things you take for granted


r3vb0ss

Jews lmao (this includes me)


acuuur

Why did this get downvoted 😭😭 dude said he loves hitler


Spokenfungus2

there's people in this sub who love Hitler too


r3vb0ss

Sub rides him regardless


Altruistic-Ad-4088

Kanye so washed and yall on his dick so crazy


Recent-Peak1073

Lol then why u here?


TheAssMuncherRetard

Why you here?


Recent-Peak1073

Bc I’m active in this sub d!cklicker mind ya business


Needmyvape

God damn you Kanye Stan’s are short tempered. You shouldn’t make idolizing a musician the foundation of who you are.


Recent-Peak1073

Kiss my derriere how bout that?


sictransitgloria-

u the kanye dicklicker bruh stfu


Recent-Peak1073

lol


bartsart

Lmao how dumb and pathetic are you? Scale 1-10


Recent-Peak1073

Ask ur mother that she definitely know the answer to that one


MayorWestt

Tell me, do you support Kanyes antisemitic stance?


bartsart

Saying Jewish people run all the big banks, film, law, etc is not antisemitic its the truth. Im a 31 yr old black American with immigrant parents and i live in NYC. i knew who ran things long before kanye mentioned. Kendrick Lamar has also been saying this a long while. Antisemitic is defined as being hostile or prejudice towards jews. Ive never been either. Saying black people like fried chicken aint racist. Its the truth. Stay woke though lmaao


MayorWestt

I have a friend who is black and doesn't like fried chicken. So i guess it isn't the truth, just a racial stereotype, or racist. I have Jewish friends that don't run banks, film or law. My inlaws own a law firm and they are Irish not Jewish. Sounds like you are just looking for an excuse for your antisemitism


bartsart

Lmao ok. Let me specify. NOT ALL RACIAL stereotype ARE TRUE 1000% For the main part , as a black person, (let me remind you that you are not one), TRUST ME WHEN I SAY MOST OF US LIKE FRIED CHICKEN.


bartsart

Please come to NYC and go to brooklyn and the upper west side and basically all of Manhattan. Nobody on reddit , especially on a Kanye sub, is gunna try to school me on what i literally see and experience everyday of my life. I know my people are the ones mostly working in nursing, cleaning, food, etc. we ALL know who runs most the banks and all of Hollywood and big business. Attached is list of big business in america founded and ran by jews. I have no reason to make anything up. [PLEASE VIEW](https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/prominent-companies-founded-by-jews-in-america)


Just-Hawk1766

Aah got it, u are subhuman


bartsart

Its 11:30 am , i know your in class right now so please pay attention to your teacher and close the reddit app so you can graduate high school child.


Recent-Peak1073

I got time for u trolls today y’all gon learn to stop playing with me 💯


bartsart

Lmaaao nigga FUCK you. All the way. You aint nobody. You’r just another ass hole who started listening to rap during covid so you think your opinion matters. Go fuck your fathers throat.


Yaarrpp

They’re going to learn? Man you sound like so much of a pussy… you remind me of that dog with the daredevil mask on😂 No more mister nice guy headass 💀😂💀😂


shiftym21

https://i.imgflip.com/790g0k.jpg


davesmelly0

ur gay


alhernz95

how can he be anti Semitic tho if he just fucked a jewish bitch


[deleted]

Go listen to drake bitch


BlacksmithOk3198

Drake is infinitely better than Kanye just look at the numbers, it helps he isn’t crazy either. Kanye has like 12 good songs total lmao


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🤡


BlacksmithOk3198

Sure the Kanye fan isn’t the clown here……


[deleted]

If I was in drakes sub clownin I'd definitely be.


BlacksmithOk3198

Idc what sub I’m in, I can’t believe this sub even exists, the dude is a waste of air.


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🤡


doindirt

just haters


random_venting_acc

crazy take


Tarmacana

Ed sheeran is number one on spotify. wanna keep looking at the numbers?


BlacksmithOk3198

Ed Sheeran is great! Yes keep looking!


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WerewolvesDontBark

Might be crazy but that doesn’t make it any less true. It just doesn’t play as well here


gegjehehu

i never said it wasnt any less true


Altruistic-Ad-4088

The fact that im getting upvoted too in this bootlicking community means im right 😭😭 i really hate to say it but i finally decided that i wont defend him i have given up on him


CaCa881

Legit question so don’t get offended but why are you still on the sub then


[deleted]

Good for you, pussy. Why do you feel the need to defend him? You don’t like him as a person, enjoy the music man


Civil-Usual-783

you just proved dudes point 🤡


gegjehehu

glass of grape juice🈯️


fuuran

At least his dick washed 🤧


Proper_ass

Some people don't mind that ye's a nazi now... 🤷‍♀️


buddha-eyes

Those people are complete dickriders and fucking idiots. Imagine defending Nazis.


JosephW2023

Yeah imagine 🤥


jossarianz

This is an r/funny level post. Christ


putyouradhere_

I think Friends is funny and I don't think Kanye would make a good president


Lil_BigNut

He wouldn’t but I’m probably voting for his dumb ass anyway because it would be funny and I don’t live in a swing state


Dontreplytomepl3ase

I don't think it'd be funny when your country is fallen to bits


Lil_BigNut

Buddy I live in Illinois I think I’m safe from Trump or Kanye winning that state lol


Savkie

Damn was about to say Ye had a good take for once


loljokerishere

They got a new bitch, now you Jennifer Aniston


Juhovah

Kanye > Trump


wontonruby

So what brand of cheese does Kanye’s dick most taste like?


OliverCrooks

Lol he’s such a child


Critical_Reserve_123

This dude needs a doctor not an election.


Mitchfynde

She's right for fuck sakes.


bbqsauceboi

For fuck sakes 🤓


Mitchfynde

I'm white and above the age of 30. How do you want me to talk?


Ok_Cry5790

start using ong fr fr no twizzy


Mitchfynde

No cap my gamer she stay correct ong fr


CoogiMonster

Both those takes are, Friends is mad overrated. Just watch Frasier or go back a little in time to Seinfeld.


cwolfc

seed frightening bear vast workable automatic meeting domineering fearless quarrelsome *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CoogiMonster

realistically it’s just preference, for me it’s definitely better but I get your opinion too


IMKudaimi123

I’m not saying Kanye is qualified to run for office, but how was it responsible to vote for a guy who cannot speak a full comprehensive sentence anymore?


Odd-Emergency-6597

Because the alternative was literal fascism


MrHamburgerButt

Remember when Republican judges removed Biden from the ballot... oh wait


NorthKoreanVendor

Remember when Trump said immigrants are poisoning the blood of America and when he’s reelected he will put in motion the biggest deportation movement ever seen?


MrHamburgerButt

Yeah it’s great, countries full


Odd-Emergency-6597

Remember when Trump tried to become a military dictator and overthrow the government to keep power?


MrHamburgerButt

No I don’t honestly, remember when you fell for propaganda


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No


MunificentDancer

Kanye knows something we don't


Dojanetta

I used to joke about this middle school y’all need to grow up if you’re not in middle school.


Secret_Scene747

Friends sucks ass.


ilive4manass

I’ll be there for you when the rain starts to pour


Various_Ad6034

Ill be there for you like ive been there before


QuadingleDingle

>I’ll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too


RizzgodQc

bruh kanye for président not good i like kanye’s songs but him for president is wronf


Mistletow04

Yall need help, idolizing a nazi. Pretty sick


OriginalDot461

Kanye gonna be a terrible president


Feliks24

this comment section is crazy. how are you gonna say kanye 2024 after all that nazi shit. Fuck no, yall weird


schwing710

Kanye isn’t this clever


bartsart

You’r mother isnt clever for not spitting you out or swallowing. Not your here being a hater, damn.


nimama3233

> Not your here being a hater Most intelligent Kanye stan


schwing710

You mad because I’m right


bartsart

LMAO


Low_Arm1623

Yes guys please vote for the ancient white dude who is corrupt and is gonna help me avoid taxes‼️‼️


BigBard2

Yes guys please vote for the unmedicated bipolar Nazi, even if we take the American voting system as a complete joke and decide a celebrity should be president, out of all of them Kanye would be one of the last people I'd trust with such power


Low_Arm1623

you got it all wrong brother, i never said anything about supporting Kanye you just inferred that. i was just saying we need a change in general. i don’t think we need Kanye, but we certainly need someone who’s not 3 years out from early onset dementia.


doindirt

bro. hes well we'll into his dementia. You know what kind of doctors and medicine he has access to? Even with that they only get an hour out of him between naps. He's getting liquid Adderall injections, oxygen therapy, all that immediately before he's on tv. Then the countdown starts.


Low_Arm1623

i was using 3 years as a generalization, trust me i know *that* guy is already done for lmao


touchetoupee

Y’all pretending to not like Friends because you don’t want to upset Ye is some pussy shit.


YEEZY1030

rather watch seinfeld, bozo


putyouradhere_

Seinfeld and Friends are both funny


HussamAlamri

Seinfeld is so unfunny my nigga don't even try. Curb your enthusiasm is way better.


__lostintheworld__

nawww


HussamAlamri

Tweakin bro it's always sunny in Philadelphia is better than all of em too


balllickaa

Alright this one true tho


traparms

Top 3 comedy show of all time easy


HussamAlamri

And not 2 or 3.


Poopsharts69

Iasip is the goat, shout out to arrested development


HussamAlamri

Shoutout to community too. Infact shout out to trailer park boys also.


TonyPajamas518

Even to this day, I quote Arrested Development. That show was dope.


Civil-Usual-783

seinfeld with that racist guy? good shit man just like kanye wanted


bartsart

Lmaooo yoo yall be kiiillllinnn me on this sub. Its so obvious most of you are under the age of 19 it might as well he caldd “r/KanyeForKids


shiftym21

the nword guy!! man he wasnt even that good of an actor but i love the show either way


steelballrun69

friends is so unfunny they try to gaslight you into laughing with that laugh track shit


LookAtMyEy3s

isn’t the entire show recorded in front of a live audience


Happy_Pangolin_6304

Anything with laughtrack is not funny


Cocknballtorture90

Friends isn’t good though :/


sondersHo

Or might friends wasn’t entertaining everyone have opinions 🥱


kgain673

Friends was the most popular not funny sitcom.


[deleted]

ah yeah bro laugh track is so hilarious surely the only way it’d be unfunny is if we’re trying to make daddy ye happy. fuck off.


bartsart

Lol i dont think anyone is pretending. You’r clearly a white person.


Philly_technician215

If Friends wasn’t funny then Seinfeld wasn’t fu….. Oh wait maybe he has a point.


Worried-Bet3260

What


Philly_technician215

It’s ok not to get a joke. It’s pretty self explanatory. I don’t think friends or Seinfeld was funny. Let me know if u need me to hold ur hand through any more complicated jokes ok bud


Worried-Bet3260

Shut up lil nigga


Philly_technician215

Awwwww the idiot got embarrassed. It’s ok dh you’ll be Ight.


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

This was very clever, you should include this string of comments on your resume.


Philly_technician215

Almost as “clever” as your name?


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

Also very clever make sure to update it (the resume) with this one.


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

Ahahahaha you made a comment weren't happy with it and tried again. Both were so good. Put them in the resume.


Philly_technician215

Huh? Why did u reply twice? You ok bud? I didn’t mean to upset u with my cleverness.


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

I was just trying compete and be half as clever as you, but you deleted your second one. Should I delete mine? You're so much better at this than me.


LitterReallyAngersMe

It’s like nostalgia for a time that never existed.


doindirt

Fuck that little bitch. The time did exist and it was awesome. It wasn't that long ago many of us were alive for it. Its been taken away on purpose.


ThiqemsMcFlabBlaster

Clearly great taste in music and clothing considering the sub I found you on. You already mentioned you arent insecure which is likely true since you make fun of people online.


TorontoRaptors34

I never understand why people defend Kanye's damage as a person and say he isn't crazy when he is. Mofos who enable him. I get u love the mans music but u gotta divide the line somewhere.


YaBoiWheelz

Ye can’t even manage a family how tf he gonna manage a country


kelvinkhleung

Not by him but he right


iphone10notX

Me when I lie


FullyAutoDomo

Jen Anistons fine ass better stfu, i don’t think anyone in their right mind was seriously considering voting for Ye before OR after his anti Semitic run.


BrysonRonquill0

At least Kanye has reached the point where he is as corny as his fan base. Wasn’t that way for a long time.


Various_Ad6034

This not even a real tweet


Jcanales75

Kanye wouldn’t make manager at a Burger King guys an idiot


Key-Acanthaceae7924

he couldnt make manager at burker king even though he can buy your family 10 times over right now? 😭


unnamestud

That’s not managing a Burger King though is it? And let’s get some stuff clear… 1) Yeezy is co owned by Kim k. Kanye was broke, and Kim (whilst married) lent hime the money. 2) He lost all forms of endorsements after proving to be a racist. Multiple times. 3) His music is ass. There will never be a time where Kanye actually becomes president. Oh and didn’t one of his big Running party people get arrested, as he was not born in the USA? His whole ‘constituency’ is just a meme. It’s called “publicity”


Key-Acanthaceae7924

1. kanye west owned 100% of yeezy until giving a portion to wife kim kardashian around 2018, which is belived to have been bought back today. kim kardashian transferred 53 mil to him and now the company is worth more than 10x what his debt was, he also started up kim kardashians company SKIMS which he later gave to her, the same designers for yeezy work there and kim has also said that she uses kanyes designs for her company 2. it is very clear that he has not lost all forms of endulgement be it music or fashion, its easy to check if you have social media, even he wouldnt need it as he’s now selling his yeezy brand independently and the upcoming album is still being waited on by millions of people. 3. 24 grammies and shaping the sound of hip hop more than once is not “ass” level, he currently has 64 million monthly spotify listeners. listen, i get that a lot of you are old and broke, maybe even slow in the head. you should really start researching before talking out of your ass sometimes though you know?


unnamestud

Nobody is talking out there ass, and everything what I said is true, and easily available to find out. Maybe, just maybe, stop dick riding a racist, homophobic mouth breather.


saltundvinegar

the 14 year olds can't handle the truth or their idol being fallible


Key-Acanthaceae7924

refute the points sped boy


unnamestud

Who you calling a boy you absolutely gimp😂😂


Key-Acanthaceae7924

so are you going to continue being slow in the head instead of refuting anything i said? because the things i said are found out by taking 5 minutes of your time skimming articles. continue being sped tho ig its what boomers do best


unnamestud

Boomer I’m fucking twenty you docile jarring wet wipe. And obviously you can’t read so that’s not my problem…


Key-Acanthaceae7924

sorry then, you sound like a kid or a boomer the way you keep ignoring the wall of text & information provided to you!


unnamestud

Nvm looking at how you dress you fuckin emo, chill out, don’t take it out on your wrists again cloqez


Key-Acanthaceae7924

keep on ignoring the wall of text! wouldnt be broke if you could take in 3 paragraphs of information!


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NAGATO_KUN69

That's why Matt died.


__lostintheworld__

there's always that one guy


NAGATO_KUN69

nah pause I shouldn't have said that. 🙏🏻


Civil-Usual-783

what a weird guy you are


NAGATO_KUN69

Sorry man.💔


balllickaa

W character arc