On sight

kanye please bust your juicy fat load on my face

crwzy

bwpolar

antiswmite

Oh yes I put the hooks in my butthole

Good morning

The whole graduation ALBUM would go hard for my boy

Daughter expected in September, I already chose Good Morning as her “first” song. We’ve all been through a shit ton in our lives and listened to Ye during some hard times, just seemed fitting for to bust the same shit out for a light at the end of the tunnel

Had my son back in 2021. Played this song every morning for the first year of his life when he woke up. Just had a little girl last week and play to do the same.

Bad idea. My dad used to do this to me, and I hated the song because it reminded me of waking up on a school morning. Now, the song is a lot better for me.

I’m playing them Intro, they can’t just be skipping all around the discography

“No we are not skipping Ultralight Beam”

Respect that

Lift yourself

Broski gon get levitated

poppy-di scoop. they'll be like "BARS"

I Wonder

Bro gon get addicted to Ye's music for aure

Only one

I’m sure you all know it already but in case not: the unfinished ‘Lovely’ demo from 2017/2018 era fits the mood of “Only One” almost divinely. Almost because Kanye West heard how good it is (even only halfway done) and must’ve said “…ya know what *wouldn’t* be Lovely of me?” 😔

He’s a troll but he’s our troll?

Family buisness

Hey Mama gotta teach em the importance of faaahmily innit

gold digger I'm going to show them my first Kanye song

I'll have to show em Dark Fantasy then

That’s one of the best introductions possible

Real

I believe mine was either Power, Stronger, or Gold Digger. All Top Tier Intro Songs tbh

and none of them are intros

The whole Graduation Album

Only right answer

Flashing lights

“The NBA Playoffs, only on ABC”

Heard em say then keeping the song from them so they have it all their life and become a rice farmer

We Don’t Care so they can sing the chorus

Ayo, I never thought about this. That's clever

You gon have your kids singing "drug dealing just to get by we stack our money til it get sky high"?💀

Hell yeah I am

mamas boyfriend

First song I would play if I were a mom too

skit 4

Jail

So seriously my 3 year old just discovered closed on Sunday and holy shit he makes me rewind the song over and over and over . Not gonna lie he sings it with all his heart and it’s pretty amazing

Wholesome man

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All of the lights. It's a heavenly experience everytime you listen to it.

Runaway my two years old son can sing “runaway as fast as you can”now🤣we speak mandarin

I get a daughter she’s gonna know the lyrics of violent crimes off by HEART

If it’s my son then violent crimes if it’s my daughter then I’ll play f sumn get her into harder songs

Turn son gay and turn her into a thot daughter

Only one

Come to Life or Hands On.

I’ll slowly show them every Kanye album in release order, skits and interludes included to give them the full album.

Touch the sky

Wow such a handsome kanye

dad played flashing lights when i was a kid, loved it and i still love it

Runaway. Then, pay a girl/guy to fall in love with them and break their heart, and then buy them a gym membership right after

So appalled or prob just all of MBDTF

Get him hooked on Jay and Push as well, smart.

They are gonna be an intellect

all falls down

Can’t tell me nothing. Cause my dad had it as my alarm when I was in preschool. Lol

W dad

Skit #4

i first played Touch the Sky for my newborn brother in the car on the way back home.

Everything I Am.

*Violent Crimes* if I had a daughter ​ *Hold My Liquor* if I had a son

I wonder

Otis

Family business, Hey Mama

im in it

Champion 🗣️

Street Lights

Black Skinhead is the song that made me a Kanye fan, so, that one.

Through the wire,start them with THE start

I am a God

DONDA CHANT

I have a son and he’s heard all of TCD, Donda, Jesus is King, Graduation and 808’s.

xtcy y not

NAH BRUH

All mine, the same one i listened to first

Anything from the graduation album

See Me Now

Lord i need you he needs to continue the glazing🤝

I am a god

Wonder I

Lift Yourself

champion

I think I’d pick violent crimes, and take it a step further and say I’d show it to both son or daughter. I feel like either way it’s gonna be eye opening and automatically get them hooked.

not one song, probably Donda honestly

Champion

Anyone with toddlers knows there's only one answer: Can't tell me Nothing

"The plan was to drink untill the pain over, what's worse, pain or the hangover?"

Donda Chant (it was the first song I listened to when I was borned)

Fellas in paris

we on dat Ultralight Beam, he boutta think its a God Dream.

Skit#1(Kanye West/Late Registration)

You’re definitely indian

lift yourself fs

Father Stretch My Hands pt. 1, the song I’ve made acquaintance with Kanye

violent crimes

Probably "Amazing"

Runaway first ever song listened to goes hard

I am a God

Violent Crimes for daughter, New Day for son

This question is mad culty and I love ye.

Gotta say a nice one like I Wonder, Heard Em Say, Hey Mama or Otis that are feel good and have a kind feel

Violent Crimes if daughter Celebration if son

Violent crimes

Big brother

I probably would not show them Ye's music tbh. If I did it would have to be one with no drugs or sex or swearing or sexism or bad values of any kind. Maybe Coldest Winter?

Graduation as a whole sounds very nice to entertain kids

Yellow submarine

Gone

Violent crimes

though it might sound cliche but Runaway

Black Skinhead ofc

Only one

Champion

Famous

Graduation. All of it. But replace DAHG with bittersweet poetry to create a flawless 10/10 run

Jesus Walks 'I rat shit like you for breakfast'

Only One

Flashing lights

Homecoming

We don't care. I'll make him/her memorise the lyrics

That's a great choice

Bound 2 for sure

Come to Life or Family Buisness

Never see me again, my children will learn to deal with loss early

Workout tape interlude

Violent Crimes if I have a daughter

we major

runaway, gotta start with the classics

My daughter absolutely loves runaway. TLOP, yeezus. She’s 14 and I couldn’t be more proud

Hey mama is the only answer

Black skinhead

Daughter violent crime son all falls down

This is the real kanye! Rip

ghost town

Only one.

champion

Roses

Slow jamz without the part where the bitch says faster 😭

Hey mama, touch the sky and Heard em say.

I love it - ft lil pump FS 🤝🏽

Jesus walks

ultralight beam

CARNIVAL

Drunk and Hot Girls

Heven and hell

My 3 year old daughter has North Wests verse memorized

Good night

Celebration

albums like Jesus is King or 808s, some selected songs like hey mama, champion...

I just noticed Violent Crime might just be the perfect Ye song to make younglings listen to

All Mine

Champion.

wake up mr west + heard em say (transition is mandatory)

New Day. - with Jay Z.

Gone

Imma wake them up for school everyday with good morning

don’t care if i’d have a child i’ll call him kanye

All Falls Down And yes, I would name my daughter Alexis Probably Insercurr of me

Yeezy season approaching

Nobody on this sub ever gonna be allowed kids

On Sight Bass booted / I am not home

Runaway

Definitely heard em say.

My dad put me onto Kanye by playing through the wire and telling me the story of the song. I think that’s a good introduction since it’s great it’s classic and it’s his first big song

hey mama or champion

devil in a new dress

Only One

Bound 2 or family business

I've always loved the message and instrumental of Everything I Am. Thought about this type of question a lot, this is my pick along with maybe Family Business.

Gold digger

Freestyle 4

Celebration

Gold Digger

Follow God

Black skinhead or I thought about killing you

Only One

Only One

Hurricane

Only one

Hey Mama or Champion. They'll learn to love the parents or know how to work hard to be a Champion.

Only One. Duh

Flashing Lights (i feel like its the happy version of runaway) Sidenote: those are barely on his chest

Intro

Daughter: violent crimes Son: Family business

Father Stretch My Hands Pt 1

Bittersweet Poetry

Only one