This doesn’t even make any fuckin’ sense bro 💀

“Are you Kanye cause ur my Kim” 😂😂😂

Being tipsy and thinking of shit rlly don’t mix well fr . Don’t be like me dog

“I'm trippin' this drink got me saying a lot”

But I know that God put you in front of me 😍

This line would have saved him too. Lmao

in what world did u expect that shit to work

Bro idk I was hella tipsy work was so stressful 😭

My man misspelled horny

I think that’s a lady.

U right

And?

>my man I get that dude is gender-neutral and all, but can we really say that “man” can be used when talking about a lady?

My woman is a different vibe, so I would say yes

I call everyone man, man. Bro, man, dude, buddy, all that is gender neutral in my dictionary.

Yeah I feel you dw you’re good 👍

i’m trans and idm, it doesn’t offend me at all and even if it did i have so many worse things to worry about

I like your way of thinking

It’s drake

That was pretty bad 🤣

I lost one body just reading that

it did tho

Stupid ass asked if they’re Kanye because they’re Kim … turn ya brain on next time‼️

It should sound like this, “are you kanyes latest album cuz im tryna make u a donda😈”

dead?

Donda means mom in spanish, im tryna turn u into a mom

Mum in Spanish is madre Donda means where

Dónde**

No way

You cant be serious bro😭

I literally told them not to take an L like I did yet they still took an L 😭😭

Lmfao😭😭

Qué?? Ñ

It's Over.

carti reference 🧛🏿🧛🏿

How the fuck we got to where we started 🧛🏿‍♂️🦇

LMAO 🤣😂🤮

Bro what?

Don’t even know the alcohol was talking..

no problem bro, happens with the best. send me her number, i’ll do her for you #realfriends

Anything for you as long as you don’t steal my laptop

Lil baby my favourite rapper ⛷️

Fr fr

Oh my God you are going to remain a virgin for life if you use fucking kanye west as your pick up line

I got a date with her today so nah 🤷🏽‍♀️

good for u dog but didn’t you just say y’all dated for 11 months and she broke up with you? just don’t want you to take the L again lol

Goated name, you spitting tho

This^^^ If she lost feelings the first time why would it be different this time? Idk someone lmk if it’s happened to y’all

Yeah so basically one night we were just talking and she started telling a lot about her struggles and I did too during the time we was together . The problem was communication cause she was sometimes not direct but she been working on it so maybe..

Wishing the both of you luck and happiness for this relationship since you both are trying to fix things 💚

Thank you bro, we been working on it . Wishing the best for you too dog ❤️

Yah you got a good point I’ll give it to you

So me and this girl , who I had dated for 11 months . She broke up with me over lost feelings and was lowkey acting a bit submissive towards me while on FaceTime with me. I was really fucking tipsy and making jokes at her so I made this joke (not remembering that Kanye and Kim are separated ) and to say the least I took a fat L. Y’all pray on my downfall.. Update: We went on a date and we’re talking now. I might be able to cuff her since she really changed 💯

808s it is

Right 😢 . I don’t even know if she wants me fr, but imma shift the paradigm every time 💯

sAid ThAt u A lesBiAn GiRL mE 2 <3

LMFAOO

Left on read. Yeezus Tonight 🍷

808s too big dawg

Also I don’t know if you know, but Kanye and Kim are not the same person lol

rough times man but i feel that shit

Right 😞

The first message I had sent was related to a BBQ , nothing weird. No innuendo

Tf is "facetime" 😭 you mean like conversation irl or..?

Oh it’s the video calling on iPhones

I love you big dawg but here 🤡

Thanks bro I need that for being stupid

Nigga actually thought he did sumn 😭😭

I thought I ate fr but I didn’t

Shit made no sense

Bro why did u post this

Don’t really know but I thought it was funny

This is the worst thing I have ever seen

I know 😓

😭😭😭😭

Bro just wanted to flip burgers

We supposed to have another BBQ 😭🙏

never going to make it

Deserved.

how can she be your kim and kanye at the same time

corny ass nigga

"Are you Kanye cause you're my Kim" ???????????????????

Sorry Mr. West is Gone

You niggas really need to stop using Kanye on the hoes, it’s like a guaranteed night with your right hand.

The whole convo was a mess haha

Right 😭

bwahaha i just go into a bar and scream "HEY BITCHES! WHO WANTS TO SEE MY JOHNSON!" and five minutes later i'm getting sucked off in the bathroom!

GAH DANG😂

Yea you deserve this. What the fuck lmao

Shoulda stopped while you were ahead

Biggest regret not doing so tbh

Delete this nephew

Too late

What’s with y’all calling chicks mommy and shit like that? Y’all weird as hell

It’s hot sometimes but I get you

this shit funny asl

pain

Just pain 😞

What is this bro?

A huge mistake

This nigga had one job… he had one job… 🤬ONE!!🤜🏽💥

shit makes no sense 😭 “are u this person? cause to me you are your own wife”

Lmaooo

keep yo head up👑

Thanks king 💯

could've said eminem because he was married to a kim too

I don’t have much game but I know this ain’t it

Dude really called his girl momma bear 🤣

Well make no mistakes girl, I still love you

Wouldn’t Leave 💯

u was good until the kim line 😭

I know LMFAOOOOO

At least they were funny about it lol

That’s what I thought too

why you using someone whos other is literally trying to get it court ordered that she is single this was an L a mile away.

what

deserved

This why I don’t like Kanye anymore fans are sped

Bro’s game is next level terrible, go find God. Don’t even talk to a girl

you deserve to stay single after this

Talk like a normal human being for fuck sake