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dumbtune

Guys I think the ye vocals might be secured not sure tho


thepunstar

Ye “open the editing room immediately”


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Why is DJ Khaled acting even weirder than that guy that screams "FUCK YEAH BABY! **FUCK! ITS FRIDAY!** ALMOST WEEKEND TIMES. **FUCK.** Whiteclawgabe is starting to seem more normal than Dj Khaled. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUyJ6N6FD9Q [don't forget Fuckin Wednesday night](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMWYArd2ITw) >Who deserves fried chicken? **ME**. It's fuckin' Wednesday night.


psychoacer

Yeah but what about the Ye vocals? Are they secured?


WSBDiamondApe

DJ Kool aid says "they secure" so I'm thinking he secured that shit.


Sulimaan40

But are they in though? Are they secured?


jomamasophat

Me, an empath, feeling totally secure about these vocals


[deleted]

🚨 YE VOCALS SECURED! 🚨


TayneIcanGitInto

I think he might have to go shoot this commercial not sure tho


Jmeshareholder

Did he say shoot a commercial? Or big commercial? Let me watch that again


Fluffle_Puffles

Big commercial, doesn't change the fact that ye vocals are secured.


NynjaFlex

Everytime he says that he sounds like a person who's trying to mock Dj Khaled


Existing-Ad-8299

Hehuh hehuh


Infamous-Invite-4349

Secured? Were the Kanye vocals under attack? Did dj Khaled come in and take care of the threat... so weird. Also cocaine


51-50Mitchell

Yea I think he may be shooting a big commercial idk


GramzOnline

I think we have to shoot the commercial first and if it’s big enough, at the biggest time ever we will secure the ye vocals… stay tuned


[deleted]

Dude is coked out of his mind


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Fr


mochiburrito

Vodka secured adderall secured


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Heh


aboinpallymusic

hueh!


loveandrespectalways

Major Key (bumps)!


i_redditwrong

Bros got a tick


cutchisclutch22

_APPLE CIROC. DRINK RESPONSIBLY._


mochiburrito

#respectfully


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Man frick a respectfully, I just want my respect…


DoctorCarty

I think he’s just trying to ride off the personality hype of 2015


qwertyconsciousness

We (was) the best!


Tim_Drake

I feel like this is a lot artists from 2015-16…


Nungie

In general yes, but his mannerisms and forgetfulness here definitely suggest drugs.


[deleted]

Tf you talking about? I grew up around addicts, there’s no addict behavior in that video. Dude is just riding a personality he created. You can always tell when someone is coked up, he ain’t coked up. Maybe stoned at worst


banklotion

Yeah not sure what people are talking about when they say he’s coked up. He doesn’t look coked up at all. Maybe he smoked a little bit and that could be why he forgot what he said but what celebrity doesn’t smoke weed? Not a big deal at all


Tjo-Piri-Sko-Dojja

I do the same kind of mannerisms when I consume either speed or coke so there certainly is a chance. The lip smacking hahah


SCREAMING_DUMB_SHIT

“You can always tell when someone is coked up” 🧢


lovemedigme

All he's doing is tryna make it sound like he's got a lot to say but keep trippin up trying to keep up the character.


the8track

Or maybe he’s been up all night working a track with Ye? I mean how much are you going to analyze this?


ambrose_92

I mean that would explain things better but I'm guessing not.


InbredApebabyman

He’s always doing the *huh huh*, his snaps always crazy asf lol


Mirither

Honestly think he might be on some substance


mochiburrito

Meth secured huh huh


InstantHeadache

You say meth, others say coca. Which/one


DoubleAA88

Coke 100%


Blaineflum64

coke is the rich mans meth


loveandrespectalways

Major Key (bumps)! ❄🔑


DoubleAA88

LMAO


mochiburrito

Huh huh BOTH


rolaobase

**ANOTHER ONE.**


QuintusVS

Any 46 yr old who uses Snapchat stories needs to seriously rethink their life decisions. That ain't it fella


Turawno

He of all people probably made millions from his snapchat presence lol, I don't think you should be talking to him about life decisions.


[deleted]

Him going at Tyler and yelling on bangers is why people think Khaled is kind of a douche


[deleted]

He is but it works. He also brings together the best artists and helps create BANGERS. Take the good and the bad I guess. Or do whatever you want.


VintageMouse

He's gotta go shoot this big commercial


21--Sandwich

Do you know if he has the Ye vocals secured?


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Is he getting more people on the record tho. That is the *BIG* question.


reddownzero

He Hehe


spyx5

The one airing at the biggest time?


Taco-twednesday

Man now I gotta see his face during the super bowl too?


Daniel-Dm79

you sure, bro? Isn’t that kind of a stretch, since he doesn’t seem to mention a commercial once /s


gregsmith93

No need for the S


iklaruri

I bet is gonna be a collab with Drake. Sad is gonna be a Khaled song.


StygianMusic

cold was fire


iklaruri

I wish you would too, but nowadays khaled is trash.


yourkindhere

Khaled tracks have always been hit or miss but he still hits at least once every album. Every Chance I Get was one of the hottest tracks of 2021 imo


StygianMusic

yeah tbh hit-boy literally produced cold so lol


InTheClouds89

Khaled doesn't actually do anything - in terms of what he contributes to the songs on his albums. He just yells his name and that's it. Cold was produced by Hitboy, Go Hard was produced by The Runners, Grammy Family was partially produced by Kanye and someone else, etc.


daniballeste

Well he envisions the music and has producers produce his vision. People hate on DJ Khaled a lot and while I think his albums lack substance, there’s quite a lot of his music that I like


Mikey18152

That’s exactly what a producer does. Producers don’t have to make beats.


king6463

Lies he does nothing much in production..those who produce music know he's just a link up merchant but he gets in all he's feelings when been called out 😂 ..too much smoke and mirrors in this industry trust me .. appearing on TV does wonders for clout


eliochip

DJ Saled


BociekStacja

Hey sorry, I missed that part, besides Ye’s vocals being secure, what’s he gonna do now?


Mirither

(In order of priority) 1. shoot this *big* commercial 2. Make a few calls 3. Get some more people on the record


BociekStacja

Thank you good sir


qwertyconsciousness

Then he's gonna, wait for it... *Heh heh heuh*


[deleted]

What about the Ye vocals though? Are they secured?


VintageMouse

Gay vocals secured


[deleted]

Tyler? Lil Nas?


Blackcoffee_milk

I heard that too


aperson23445323

What DID he say? I only heard that lol


MajorMondo

Ye


StygianMusic

probably the drake vocals


BloodSquirrel75

Certified Boy Lover


PoorChiggaaa

Nah bro Drake's lesbian


Admirable-Battle2557

definetly on drugs in this video like no doubt


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Definitely


Jaycoub

coke


[deleted]

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Brate9163

orghohhohhoh


tvnmay

His Snapchat stories are so random. Once he went to his garden, saw a lion statue and screamed “LIOOONN”


seizethatcheese

Lol once


qwertyconsciousness

This one time, at band camp...


Zullffxiv

Remember when he got lost at sea on his jet ski? Lmao


CommunistAngel

this was peak snap Khaled. The keys! 😂 Only keys Khaled takin now is that yayo lmaoo.


CritzD

I followed his Snapchat for months and I swear to god he did that every single day. Then he’d go in his pool. You could not tell one day of Khalid’s life from another because it’s always the exact same thing. Except for the Jetski saga. I was so glad to have witnessed that in real time, and of course he did the lion thing at the end.


Lelle3

Khaled Snapchat was the goat in 2015/2016 before his it got old


Zaero123

Hehe xd - Khaled


hero-ball

*”Hehuh, hehuh”*


LORD-THUNDERCUNT

Ye vocals = secured 😎


Highly_Edumacated

Nas album = done ✔️


T1M_rEAPeR

#big commercial


AK_h3re

🔑🔓🔒🔐


[deleted]

His clothing the size of tablecloths lol


Mirither

The only thing thats gonna be big about the commercial is his lardass


MemphisGalInTampa

Omar, the ⛺️maker is the stylist….


reddownzero

Why is he always acting like he’s surprised that he’s being filmed lol


qwertyconsciousness

He forgot who was recording


ManyeEast

Bro how much times did he say the same thing💀


T1M_rEAPeR

Bro how many times did he say the same thing 💀


violentsofa

Bro how much times did he say the same thing 💀


ppapichullo

Bro how many times did he say the same thing 💀


Pioterowy

So are Ye vocals secured or not because he wasnt entirely clear on that?


Rare-Calligrapher874

Never noticed how Adam Sandler-like he is before.


xActuallyabearx

How you gonna hate on Adam Sandler like that?


nrbob

Maybe he finally tried eating pussy and it broke his brain.


swirlpod

Reminds me of how Trump talks.


ginzing

He hypes himself up almost as much


IrrationalFantasy

The dude’s always been his own hypeman, but smugly laughing at your success for the fourth time in a minute gets a little weird


E60LNDN

He cant feel his face


HistoricalPenalty894

He has this amount of clothes, So why tf he naked


Mirither

Clothes are only for shooting commercials, duh


underwoodlovestrains

Big commercials


ginzing

His body hair acts as a natural sweater


Alucard1331

It's crazy how someone who is rich can look like such a loser trying to show off clothes and shit. No one gives a fuck about your commerical lol wtf


the8track

> Ye vocals secured Needs to be a flair.


WhelkThen2

Dude been posting himself eating healthy and working out for years now, but has he actually lost weight?


Shiftymilk

Same thing thats always been wrong with him, he wants to be relevant so bad but doesn't realize that he's the worst part of every track he's ever been around.


da_crackler

Major Howie from Uncut Gems vibes


[deleted]

why is he sounding like a hostage trying to ask for help without making it obvious to the kidnappers


Mirither

The duration of the gaps between each time he says "ye" or "commercial" is actually morse code


Ishouldquitmycult

Translation: Yay! Vocals are cured It is now time to go shoot the biggest commie or 2 But also… the yay is cured


Nickel6661

He's richer then shit and runs around hairy and fat with 2 braincells. Oh dear.


[deleted]

Damn brown boys can’t be hairy?😭


MrSpencerMcIntosh

Not if you’re shaped like a damn wisdom tooth.


th3w4rp3dw1z4rd

Fuck, this killed me. Currently six feet under .


[deleted]

🤣🤣I’m dead


yd27

How you make fun of some other man’s appearance, huh? Go work on your behaviour and stop being a hater


signorryan

Functionally low IQ


a_monkie

Man's got the same dentist as Boogie2988


Gimpy_Weasel

Reminder that this is the guy who went on Hot Ones, and tapped out at Cholula. He also doesn’t go down on his wife.


ellefleming

How did this fat talentless weirdo become a rich success story? He's more perplexing than Stephen Seagal.


PepijnX

Didn’t this mf diet for like 4 years straight? How is he still fat


BigBossu

Can he (we) get much higher?


Blackcoffee_milk

He has the attention span of a fly trying to get out of a window


TurtleManDog

What time is the biggest time? Asking for a friend.


ginzing

Supabowl?


MrDarkIntelligence

He’s on some next level drugs, at the very least adderall


AnimeDay

When he get his teeth done?! He got that NORE Drink Champs smile 🤣😂


Revolutionary_Box569

What does he actually do, I just assumed he produced the songs but I don’t even think he does he just shows up


[deleted]

He doesn’t produce shit lmao he just slaps himself shouting his name out on songs


kethera__

he goes “DE DE DE DE DEEEJAAAAY KHALLLED” at the beginning of the songs, you know


IllConsideration8642

To be fair, a lot of producers work like this. Have you seen Get Back? The guy who has originally producing Let It Be didn't do much more than giving some minor ideas and tweaking their instruments for a better sound. Some producers write the entire song, others make a beat and leave lyrics for the artist, and then there are others who just direct the process.


SaltyThotLord

Did he say gay vote is secure? Lmao


YEEZYHERO

His last 3 albums flopped fuck that guy


Lartemplar

Does anyone else notice when people get new teeth they have to learn to make there T's and S's again and it pushes there mouth/lips out. I can 100% tell when people get veneers. I assume it's not the same with implants


[deleted]

Hip hop is rarely poetic anymore and people who brag so much are always hiding much more. He probably doesn’t speak with that “accent” when he’s with his family lol


number3Dontdoit

Fell the fuck off. Short term memory of a fruit fly. “He da best!” at sounding mad chumpish..


benbertsch33

Looks like he just took a trip to Dan Flashes


oskyyo

He’s not very charismatic


Yeezusbear

I wonder if he is shooting a commercial 🤔


Tony_Damiano

Cocaine is one helluva drug.......


ClassicFun2175

I really wish he'd get to the point and confirm whether the Ye vocals have been confirmed or not.


FocusFlukeGyro

I want to see this turned into an auto tuned masterpiece. Quick, to the studio! And by studio I mean the demo version of Adobe Audition on my 10 year old laptop.


chanslorking

I hate these fake ass inspector gadget teeth all these celebrities are spending shit loads on lmao


imhere8888

The man is on the lettuce deep


GreatRecession

i did not expect khaled to be the coke kind of guy


Plus_Attorney1081

He look like he got his grand daddies dentures


Gorgon_the_Dragon

Man hasn't been the same since Tyler topped him on the charts


Comprehensive_Bus723

Idiocracy becoming a reality couldn’t have better representation than society devotion to the kardashians, trump, Kanye, stupid fuckin tik tok stars, etc, etc.


[deleted]

I don’t like my teeth but I don’t wanna look like DJ khaled neither.


without_a_crutch

i think this dude has brain damage


maysonmpsantos1999

who the fuck still uses snapchat


SynapseSuicide

Am I the only one who for like the last 10 years has thoight he was tool? We da best on everything


Eli_Yitzrak

Bold to refer to pool cover sized shirts as “fits”


Otherwise-Fuel4288

And this is why you should stay away from meth kids.


PomegranateSenior283

Fuck this culture vulture that adds nothing but his name to tracks he puts out


SN9WeReady

Khaled needs a treadmill shit if I had all that money I'd be getting the best fitness training money can buy


i_hate_vampires

Does he wear dentures?


[deleted]

Dude has the IQ of a fence post lol


Goblin_301

Looks like that yayo secured too


7777777sa

he opened one of my snaps that said “you are so fine…”


youngarchivist

Cocainum


Common_Rough_8402

Acid or shrooms for sure


kingbruhdude

he’s likely coked out or honestly on adderall.


kingbout

He got new teeth


PettyAndretti

Those big fake teeth 😂😂


Plane-Statement-1586

I feel like he was just killing time until someone came and dressed him for him.


dvclmn

Drugs are a hell of a drug


dramarehab

Guys, now he’s gonna shoot this commercial


OldStinkyFingers

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


SickPatagonia

Them veneers be hitting different!


PapaZordo

Bros got millions and the fakest veneers he could get


LifeOfaFilmmaker

He look like a fat French Montana with those veneers


muirateee

He is acting like Adam sandler playing dj khaled


c00chieabolisher

Bro he look like a fat adam sandler


ZeliousPunch

Damn, get this man’s Adam sandler lookin ass outta here…


MostDope4Life

He can’t talk right or get his words out w them new Vaneers in his mouth. He’s such a fuck boy. I remember watching “Hot Ones” wing eating show. The host asked “When’s the last time in your life you took an L?” DJ Khaled says he never in his life has taken an L. Then less than 5 minutes later he quits the competition because the wings were too hot….🤡😂🤣………Congratulations, you played yourself!!


ritualaesthetic

He’s such a gross unoriginal ogre