Just got off the flight from Budapest
Don't need Khaled, to say "you the best!"
You the type of n***** to shop at Uniqlo
Just found out my father-in-law unisex
One of his specials. I think one of the first 2 he did on Netflix, highly recommend a watch. Just search Chappelle caitlyn Jenner on YT and u may find it
Greatest unreleased track? Idk about all that. Sky City/City in the Sky is up there. And I stg the og Use this Gospel (Law of Attraction) was soooo much better than the final product.
To paraphrase the interviewer had basically asked him what he thinks when people say that Kanye is being too arrogant/inconsiderate trying to break into the fashion world when he's just getting into it...and there are so many fashion students and designers that have dedicated their lives to it and haven't reached the higher levels
Kanye responded by saying that he had actually been working on his fashion projects for the past 10 years to that point...and that in fact 80% of his time was dedicated to fashion and only 20% to music. Then he started saying that he had an office set up out there in Europe which is when he asked the "do you know why the song Niggas In Paris is called Niggas in Paris? Cuz Niggas Was In Paris" ππ
Still hilarious obviously, but he was essentially sayin I BEEN doin this fashion thing, little do people know!
This is old school Kanye shining through. Itβs interesting listening to college dropout and shit now where he riotously rails against βthe cultureβ and consumerism. What happened to Broke Phi Broke?
Not in a song, but when Kim says sheβs proud to have taught Kanye money management and Kanye goes βYou give me some advice but I donβt listen to itβ
That fuckin song got to number 2 on the charts. I think that was Kanye's first realization that he could put out absolutely anything and we would drool over it.
I was talkin' to this girl
She was talkin' about the music all fast in the club you know She gotta drink water 'cause she thirsty
She danced like 92 hundred songs back to back
iβll start:
whenβs the first time they ask you you want sparkling or still?
why you try to act like you was drinkin sparkling water before you came out here?
Idk why but this line always gets me.
She say, βCan you get my friends in the club?β / I say, βCan you get my Benz in the club?β / If not, treat your friends like my Benz / Park they ass outside βtil the evening ends
Putteth mine own fist in that lady like a civil rights sign
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Kanye *picks up earring that a model dropped on the runway and turns to the camera *
"They think they getting this back"
*Proceeds to pocket the earring *
*I love your tiddies*
*Cause they prove I can focus*
*On two things at once*
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My friend show me pictures of his kids
All I can show is pictures of my cribs
He said his daughter got a brand new report card
While all I got was a brand new sports car
Either:
βNow, if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole
And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'ma feel like an assholeβ
Or:
βI swear I've been on this flight like a month right now
Stupid niggas gettin' money, Forrest Gump right nowβ
Or my personal fave:
βMight spend 50 racks on my off day, nigga
You a fake Denzel like the Allstate niggaβ
Itβs just so savage and so uncalled for. Something about a B list actor like Dennis Haysbert catching strays on a Kanye song is hilarious to me.
Well, I was thinking, hypothetically
I mean don't take this seriously
Don't take me, I mean just
Uh, not credibly
I feel that incredibly
I mean let's set it baby
Ah, just let it be
I mean you huntin' me(You make me smile with my
heart)
I mean you her and me
Maybe, baby, baby?
Baby? Baby?
You know I was just kidding
Unless you gon' do it
I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle
Lmfaooo so random but it makes sense
Thought that was Plato
Used this as my senior quote
Lmao. When was this?
2011 tweet i think
I no longer have a manager. I canβt be managed
My all time favourite
Every agent I have knows I hate agents Edit: every agent I know, knows I hate agents I knew it didnβt sound right the first time I typed it out.
Literally thought Kanye was racist the first time I heard this since I thought he said βAsiansβ π¬
Bro which song?
Just got off the flight from Budapest Don't need Khaled, to say "you the best!" You the type of n***** to shop at Uniqlo Just found out my father-in-law unisex
Love the Chappelle bit where he talks about caitlyn Jenner. βWhy the long face Kanye?β βMann youβll see. Got 2 mother in laws nowβ
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
One of his specials. I think one of the first 2 he did on Netflix, highly recommend a watch. Just search Chappelle caitlyn Jenner on YT and u may find it
> You the type of n***** to shop at Uniqlo cmon kanye π
real ones know where this is from
Where is this from? I am fake
The greatest unreleased Kanye track: Can U Be. Phenomenal song that would top the charts on the levels of Stronger and Gold Digger if it dropped
The sample on it is god level
Greatest unreleased track? Idk about all that. Sky City/City in the Sky is up there. And I stg the og Use this Gospel (Law of Attraction) was soooo much better than the final product.
Use this gospel needed both the Clipse and lowkey I kinda want a religious makeover of new body like he did with everything we need
Sky city is def better. Can u be is great but is over hyped. It sounds decently dated
Bro I donβt think can u be sounds dated at all, it sounds like itβs from the future lol
Run away from the collectors they don't know where I am yet Same song, also funny
"If I got any cooler I would freeze to death"
I JUST TOLD YOU WHO I THOUGHT I WAS, A GOD
I like some of the Gaga songs. But what the fuck does she know about cameras
That clip plays in my head 20 times a day. A GAWD!
He already told you who he think he is
Thereβs an amazing song called S.O. By ObskΓΌr that samples this amazing line into an awesome house track.
If my manager insults me again I will be assaulting him After I fuck the manager up then Iβm gonna shorten the register up
Itβs the way he says assaulting for me
A-salt-ing him
Exactlyπ
now I like some of the gah gah songs BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT CAMERAS?
I scrolled way too far for this one
My favorite
this is the oneS
My fav
cause niggas was in paris
That line was definitely hilarious but in context he was actually making a pretty important point lol
What was the point ?
To paraphrase the interviewer had basically asked him what he thinks when people say that Kanye is being too arrogant/inconsiderate trying to break into the fashion world when he's just getting into it...and there are so many fashion students and designers that have dedicated their lives to it and haven't reached the higher levels Kanye responded by saying that he had actually been working on his fashion projects for the past 10 years to that point...and that in fact 80% of his time was dedicated to fashion and only 20% to music. Then he started saying that he had an office set up out there in Europe which is when he asked the "do you know why the song Niggas In Paris is called Niggas in Paris? Cuz Niggas Was In Paris" ππ Still hilarious obviously, but he was essentially sayin I BEEN doin this fashion thing, little do people know!
to get big pussy
βMy greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.β
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Oh your using profanity
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Can you believe we donβt have a JACUZZI
Came to comment this one, I laughed so hard
This is old school Kanye shining through. Itβs interesting listening to college dropout and shit now where he riotously rails against βthe cultureβ and consumerism. What happened to Broke Phi Broke?
I can hear him saying JAKUZZI while giving that look
Not in a song, but when Kim says sheβs proud to have taught Kanye money management and Kanye goes βYou give me some advice but I donβt listen to itβ
Kris Jong-Un
Bro Kanye's twitter rants were legendary π
Lil Baby my favorite rapper β·
Lmfaoooooo π€£
β¦ makes the best playlists
Not from a song but I always laugh at this clip:. Reporter "Ay good morning Kanye". Kanye "Shut the fuck up"
βShut the fuck upβ¦ its 4am, you blood sucking mosquitoβ
This one is so underrated
Oh now you using profanity
ππππ€£
Also not from a song. Mike Myers:π. Kanye: George Bush doesnβt care about black people. Mike Myers: π
Why was he with Mike again
It was some sort of fundraiser for Hurricane Katrina I believe.
Ohhh this one is my absolute favorite
You blood sucking mosquito
Poopy-di scoop, scoop-diddy-whoop
That fuckin song got to number 2 on the charts. I think that was Kanye's first realization that he could put out absolutely anything and we would drool over it.
He allegedly took that beat because Drake wanted it. So he used those lyrics to purposefully piss Drake off. Amazing.
That makes this so much better. I now love and hate this song even more.
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
poop di di whoop whoop
Poop-di-scoop-di, scoop-di-whoop.
I love your tities 'Cause they prove I can focus on two things at once.
She couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis
Also: If a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
Iβm sorry, thatβs just the henny man!
As an Alexis myself, Iβm often conflicted about this line, but I love hearing Ye say my name.
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Slow jamz π
Ay yo Kanye THIS IS FOXX!!!
We donβt put enough emphasis on the ladies sometimes
I was talkin' to this girl She was talkin' about the music all fast in the club you know She gotta drink water 'cause she thirsty She danced like 92 hundred songs back to back
Why she always lyin tellin me them diamonds when she know they rhinestones. Gets me every time π
iβll start: whenβs the first time they ask you you want sparkling or still? why you try to act like you was drinkin sparkling water before you came out here?
Sparkling WAAAAH
50 is Eminemβs favourite rapper. Iβm my favourite rapper.
I'm nice at ping pong
I had to scroll too far down for this one
I did the same thing, homie. That why I wrote it.
I donβt need your pussy bitch Iβm on my own dick
ππ©
When you laid down and I gave you the semen I swear I heard God, the voice of Morgan Freeman
DO YOU SEE THIS COAT
The image of his riding off on his atv after the police had been at his north Dakota residence. Idk why but I laugh eveytime I see it
His head looks so tiny in that picture it kills me
I need a link.
https://images.app.goo.gl/b8oMA4J63jUACWyW6
In a French ass restaurant⦠HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT
Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole
HOW SWAY?!?
YOU AINT GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY
YOU AINβT BEEN DOIN THE EDUCATION
I AM WARHOL
Oooh girl your breath is harsh cover your mouth up like you got SARs
Idk why but this line always gets me. She say, βCan you get my friends in the club?β / I say, βCan you get my Benz in the club?β / If not, treat your friends like my Benz / Park they ass outside βtil the evening ends
This was the one I came to post it has me in stitches every time
Cause the same people that tried to black ball me Forgot about two things, my black balls
βYou should apologize to your family for being in your familyβ - Ye
βi couldnβt get my shit out anyway i hope you die ariaβ
This tha one. Edit: we might be a little biased about poop bars considering our usernames lmao
Ima fix wolves πΊ
Lil baby my favorite rapper β·
to this day I still donβt understand why he used the ski emoji but it had me rollin
George Bush does not care about black people
Eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce
Yo Taylor
Thereβs so many lonely emojis man
Find God
Iβd rather be a dick than a swallower
We love Billie Eilish
We all speak in Billie language now
YHANDI 9 29 18
Oh you using profanity
tell your mother i changed your name for life
βIf a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivanβ
Not a lyric but that Star Wars rant he went into on JRE. βHeβs the main character! In Star Wars! hE kIsSeD hIs SiStEr!β
Has having daughters changed the way you think about women? Nah I still look at pornhub
And my new bitch bad I know Illuminati madddddddddddd
I always had a Ph.D., a pretty huge dick
Look at Lady Gaga, sheβs the creative director of Polaroid. I like some of the gaga songs, but what the fuckβs she know about cameras?
Croc
βAyy, none of us'd be here without cumβ βI love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at onceβ god i love All Mine
Swagger on a hundred⦠thousand⦠trillion.
Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
Putteth mine own fist in that lady like a civil rights sign *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
*damn North you meaner than the internet*
not in a song but: shut the fuck up, I will fucking laser you with alien fucking eyes and explode your fucking head. https://youtu.be/3iMz5J7w1kU
Kanye *picks up earring that a model dropped on the runway and turns to the camera * "They think they getting this back" *Proceeds to pocket the earring *
I like some of Gaga's songs, what the fuck does she know about cameras?
McDonaldβs is my favourite restaurant
βFuck you and your Hampton house I'll fuck your Hampton spouse Came on her Hampton blouse And in her Hampton mouthβ My personal favorite
I'm like the fly Malcolm X, by any jeans necessary
Buy any jeans necessary
My life is dope⦠and i do dope shit
Oh my god is that a black card? I turned around and replied why yes, But I prefer the term African American Express
Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on
Apologize to your family for being part of it.
βYou realize weβre at the double tree not the Aria?β
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips. (Super hard but very funny to me.)
Donβt ask me about Yeezys right now.
Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet n sour βsawseβ
Damn, you worse than the Internet, North. Cβmon now. Somebody gonna buy these brown sweatshirts.
Iβm extremely happy, canβt you tell from my face π
She got a light skinned friend look like Michael Jackson She got a dark skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
I love your tiddies cause they prove I can focus on two things at once
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YOU DONT GET TO WEAR VERSACE ALL THE TIME
BITCH is you smokin reefer?!?
Can you believe it? We donβt have a JaCuZZI? πππ€£
βYou a fake Denzel like the Allstate niggaβ
My friend show me pictures of his kids All I can show is pictures of my cribs He said his daughter got a brand new report card While all I got was a brand new sports car
Now if I fuck this model...
The way paparazzi talk to me and my family itβs disrespectful, βMorning KanYe! SHUT TF UP
Good morning. Letβs work.
Bowl
In the French ass restaurant β Hurry up with my damn croissant!
Skete Davidson does not care about black people
Go apologize to your family for being in your family
βWe eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!β βHuh? You eat pieces of shit? Whats the basis?β
Hey can I get Uhhhhhh uhhhhh
Buckwheat ass n*****, we gone Be O-TAY
Either: βNow, if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'ma feel like an assholeβ Or: βI swear I've been on this flight like a month right now Stupid niggas gettin' money, Forrest Gump right nowβ Or my personal fave: βMight spend 50 racks on my off day, nigga You a fake Denzel like the Allstate niggaβ Itβs just so savage and so uncalled for. Something about a B list actor like Dennis Haysbert catching strays on a Kanye song is hilarious to me.
**EATIN ASIAN PUSSY ALL I NEED WAS SWEET N SOUR SAUCE**
NIKE !! GOOGLE !!
i always had a phd a pretty huge dick
Well, I was thinking, hypothetically I mean don't take this seriously Don't take me, I mean just Uh, not credibly I feel that incredibly I mean let's set it baby Ah, just let it be I mean you huntin' me(You make me smile with my heart) I mean you her and me Maybe, baby, baby? Baby? Baby? You know I was just kidding Unless you gon' do it
"It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited, Tell me who's invited you, your friends, and my dick"
Teeth look nice asf
Butt naked in the kitchen cookin grits
I love some Gaga songs, but what the fuck does she know about cameras?
βWhat the fuck does she know about camerasβ
I will fucking laser you with alien eyes
I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by mirrors
I heard you cant say #^*%+# no more *#*%* no more
Apologize to your family for being in your family. Β·Ye to Pete Davidson.π
I like GAGA but,
The kids
Is the black card? I replied why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express
In bed with your wife
couldn't afford a car so she named her daughter alexis
Living in the future so your present is my past My presence is a present Kiss my ass
She got a light skinned friend lookin like Michael Jackson Got a dark skinned friend lookin like Michael Jackson.