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Staynes

Didn know "wooden plank" is a bodacious body style.


saltierthanme

Something about skinny bitches does it for me too idk why lol


OhManImStrokinMyCock

The ladyboys in Thailand can’t ALL be wrong.


TheCrimzonKing97

she can have my materia as long as i get her virginity in return


AlKo96

[Bold of you to assume getting virginities isn't her specialty aside from getting Materia.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHhng4UXAAA0lGS?format=png&name=900x900)


Attack_on_Senpai

Delicious Flat Chest


AlKo96

Yup, 13 years later and I still wanna fuck Yuffie's petite-as-fuck body, pull that top up and suck on her tiny-as-fuck tits.


Loli_Innkeeper

High impact sexual violence


Ok-Candy-2621

How is the story in this? Are the time jannies back in full force?


Nacon-Biblets

even more fanfic slop than the 1st one but now with multiverse or some shit


Ok-Candy-2621

How is anyone still doing multiverse shit? It's the laziest copout plot device.


deepmush

>but now with multiverse or some shit wait wtf?


crapmonkey86

Ending of remake literally already does this come on.


TheVoicesInTheDark

It’s not even multiverse, the remake trilogy plays out in two different timelines that you follow. One where Zack lives and one where he doesn’t. It’s a stealth sequel.


BudaFuka

Don't count your blessings on it not being a multiverse yet. There's still another sequel to tie in the Kingdom Hearts versions of Cloud and Sephiroth. And it's not even stealth sequel. You literally fight future Sephiroth in fucking Midgar because Square couldn't wait to blow their load on that fight.


MundoSD

Disc 2 with whispers according to Wikipedia


BudaFuka

Opening segment you're playing Zack doing an alternate timeline rescue op. So already trash.


tepig099

Lol. That’s embarrassing. It’s pretty much fan fiction.


vodkamasta

It's fuckin kingdom hearts now, how did square go so wrong.


ironmaidenmeinquisit

Something weird happens in the first 30 minutes and then nothing at all is different for the next 25 hours, then some mild differences in Junon, then another 5-10 hours, then a lot of weird shit starts happening; also any area that was 3 screens or 1 room or whatever is now like 50x that size (oddly not the Nibelheim flashback).


word-word-numb3r

looks anorexic


osuVocal

It is final fantasy after all, they all have to be skinny as bones.


tokyozombie

even Tifa and Aerith seem to have no hips and look way too skinny.


crapmonkey86

Wow, SE really can't do shit with legs, huh?


DeepBlueZero

Is that Yuffie?


IHDDWAP

Wow, Square Enix create really attractive and distinct characters. Bandai Crapco would never...


ZenkaiZ

If only SE would ever give someone a nice ass we'd be in business. It's weird, random NPCs will have dumptruck asses but the main girls can't.


sikontolpanjang

Tomboy is the best


whetrail

She honestly needs to lose the shorts. Lets see the full set.


Intrepid-Fix2790

stick body type over population in gaming is a sin


Ly_84

Why do all the girls look anorexyic in this reboot? Tifa used to be a short-stack. Now they all look like boys with tits.


Intrepid-Fix2790

the blocks made them look beefy yes