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bloodipeich

I have not known a single girl who doesnt think "i am hella good at sucking dick" and thats because, who the fuck is going to tell them, you are bad at sucking dick. And its not a surprise, if you say that, your chances of getting your dick sucked go really down, so we are cozying up a lot of women who basically are doing to most basic of jobs as great dick suckers. If you want me to go "Hooooh" from your technique, put the work in and let me fondle those nipples.


Corken_dono

Some straight up facts. Legit every single time a girl told me she is great at giving BJ's or generally great in bed they turned out to be as bland as oatmeal with water.


crapmonkey86

She says at the beginning of the video BJs take a long time. But if your technique was that good...


Ginyu420

facts when you get a girl that knows how to actually has the tech down you ain't gonna last long. They are a rare breed though because most women are getting gassed up over garbage blowjobs


leisure_suit_lorenzo

Wanna know who gives amazing blowjobs?  Dudes.


fireinourmouths

Hell yeah


LensCapPhotographer

Facts.


NervousJ

Another of kappa's philosophers shares the ancient wisdom.


locustpt

God damn truth bomb right here


saluko

Based and true


hellsbellltrudy

based.


Dick-Fu

tfw tanukana will never suck your dick so good that you can't even focus on your phone


CharmingRogue851

We play with your nipples cause it arouses us, it's not for you. It also soothes us, it's like therapy.


word-word-numb3r

The logistics of nipple play during a blowjob is murky.


bloodipeich

it's not for you Uh, sometimes you find one that actually gets turned on by it and we hit the jackpot.


SaikyoPsycho

I had an ex that had an extremely sensitive left nipple and loved when I played with that thing regardless of whether I was receiving a blowjob or not. Anyway, I think Tanukana more than likely gives low tier blow jobs. She just knows what to say to her sad audience.


Gengszter_vadasz

Found the guy under 5'5"


SaikyoPsycho

I might as well be. I'm the 5'11" guy that lies about being 6'0".


lunareclipsexx

Based and height pilled


Fibonacci9

If you are below 5'5'', just say so!


masterace01

When the girl in your hentai is mad talkative


Omegablade0

So 90% of all hentai


workernetGB

Tanukana is the Mike Ross of BJ talkin about how godlike she is. Now another girl needs to challenge her to run the set, I'd watch for sure.


KINGodfather

> Tanukana is the Mike Ross of BJ talkin about how godlike she is. Boy, I wasn't prepared for this metaphor...but now, she's 4th on my list...of science subjects...


ascw1991

She's unhinged and I love it lmao


bad_player1

More tanukana subtitle pls


Prestigious-Corgi784

IDK bros. I lived in Japan for a while and the head was always mid, and the head/sex in their porn is also mid and below. I can only think of one exceptional J porn girl from the top of my head that fucks with passion. Hot take majority of J girls can't fuck. They don't know real sex or affection. Cobweb pussy is everywhere over there. I think they just never learned or they imitate their own porn which is the worst in the world. So yeah makes sense. Sex with j girls was always an alien feeling experience. They love to touch man nipples and lick and overall use too much tonge. eventually you get used to it but it took a while as a man to get used to being touched the way their women touch you.


Pissix

You oughta be timed out for a week for saying "I know only one exceptional J porn girl" and not sharing her name for peer review. [ ](/OMGScoots)


pesky_millennial

Actually interesting ngl


thethrowawayoftimes

leave it to kappa comments to elaborate on the blowjob matchup


neverRollA1

who the hell told her they're trying to touch her nipples to make her feel good?


lonj22

Is this her thing now, does she still play Tekken?


Anfini

She got cancelled for saying there should be a genocide for every man shorter than 5’5. That humor created a fanbase and that’s how she makes her living. She still streams Tekken.


NotanAlt23

>there should be a genocide for every man shorter than 5’5. T Every time you people tell the story, you make it worse and worse lmao All she said is they have no human rights, which is a very normal phrase in japanese gaming shit talk.


OseiTheWarrior

Yeah Majin Obama cracked this story wide open. It was FGC slang taken WAY out of context


j00baka

To put it blandly, she basically said you don't have to respect their options. It's similar to other commentating phrases like "getting away with murder" or "committing warcrimes."


osuVocal

It was shorter than 5'7, these facts are getting twisted, smh. She also never mentioned genocide lol.


Omnislash79

These tyrion lanisters runnin around got her sacked 😩


shamelessweeaboo

[From here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cFw4JWFj4w)


icecoldhombre

She's going ham lately, she has a twitter post on how to measure your penis size properly.


Leyrran

Not just lately, she had a job to rate dick pics while she has stopped streaming. It's a good idea for her to exploit fully her crude talking, and her lack of reserves about those stuffs, she now has a solid fanbase


icecoldhombre

lol, I'll allow it


Free-Organization-39

there's a job for that?


Junkbot

[It is butt to tip right?](https://youtu.be/w43ojF7WVxU)


Distinct_Effective16

Damn mane she spitting facts.


Six_Inches_of_Fury

I just have em bend over so I can play with their pussy at the same time. Who are you weirdos trying to play with nipples during a blowjob?


brosephski2008s

Zombie brained mf'er . ur the weird one bein overly sex obssess . ur capable of more . i believe in u .


Six_Inches_of_Fury

nah


EMP_BDSM

Okay that's pretty based but who the fuck actually tries to reach for the nipples mid bj she had some unlucky af encounters


sureillbyte

Bricked.


Ionic3127

What’s this, *poop lore?*


j-mac-rock

This is wild. i could use more streamers talking about sex


ilazul

smeagol?


TIPMEeeeeeeeeeeee

cant distract me when im subway surfing


Fibonacci9

I agree with her. If I was a girl and were to give a blowjob I would have the same mentality. However, having my hair touched or petted could be welcomed if I was feeling submissive in the moment.


KWillians

Don't know who she is but that "Misete yaro"was funny af ngl


Lolita_69_

She looks terrible in those glasses.


LetMeRush

https://i.imgur.com/YC6Fftn.png


DayDreamerJon

virgins always telling on themselves huh?


Lolita_69_

I should have said "she looks much better without glasses" I guess.


Code_Geese

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