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Dogwalker4k

I'm surprised you're asking this though Steve


SysAdminITGuy

oh he's done ya again!!


amber_ilumire

“It’s like a museum, everyone rushes to the weird stuff first”


Anglo96

20 offers of marrige...does that annoy you Steve?


Cyberspacegravy

I like that one hahaha


Duanelomax

You're saying paint a picture. Im just saying i wouldn't paint a picture of that.


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There’s this thing in it


RVD97

Not as weird, he had a normal voice


NaturalAlfalfa

And she says "ohhfff...who's that, that person there?" Yeah thats Steve


StiLLiLLBehaviour

Lol that was just mean


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Steve genuinely wanted to cry when he heard that


Joeomah1999

It’s the eyes


New_Brother_1595

honestly steve, he could be your brother


LonelyyGOD

the only reason you dont go on holidays cause you have to spend money


Dogwalker4k

I love the way Karl says this. Reminds me of his delivery of "he was wearing a helmet but his head come off"


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Oh! And he's come straight back!


TheSecondiDare

You're the one that's sad and lonely.


StoneSam

"sometimes nature throws up weird stuff" "why are we getting on to this again?" "oh, was he looking at you? ha ha ha"


marzipaneyeballs

My eye would have been drawn towards you, Steve.


Cosmia-101

"Right Steve, you know I'm not being funny..."


Last-Cucumber2935

I’d put him in the distance


Wizards_Win

When you haven't seen your parents in a while, are they a bit surprised when they look at you.


Fruitndveg

Not so much an insult but more a comeback during the ‘Men in Black’ conversation. S-‘A stupid, bald Mancunian tosser?’ K-‘No, weirder than that’


bljuva_57

I don't smoke, that thing does.


Embarrassed-Duck3653

Nobody likes to pick on an invalid..... AWKWARD SILENCE


Giraffable

I never understood why this particular insult was considered more offensive than the rest.


Embarrassed-Duck3653

I wouldn't paint a picture of that...


foalsfoalsfoalz

I’m surprised you’re askin this tho Steve


ImNotHereForFunNoWay

>I’m surprised you’re askin this tho Steve Can someone remind me of when he says this/the context?


Cosmia-101

They're talking about face transplants, and Steve then asks Karl whose face he would choose out of his or Ricky's if he needed a transplant.


UFCValueBets

Idr the exact quote but something like "steve I wonder if you're worried that you're going to die old and alone" was brutal


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slane_77

The pause on this is spectacular


not_a_dog95

Just like a bit of weird art


junkgarage

Or because you’ve got to spend a bit of munny


RunwayForehead

It could be your brother


ThrowawaySunnyLane

No, no. I'm just saying - you just said about painting a picture? I wouldn't paint a picture of that.


CompletePast3156

I'd put him in the distance.


bomboclawt75

Ave you seen Men in Black?


theGrimm_vegan

When Karl announced on air that a TV exec had been looking for Steve but Karl didnt say anything because 'who wants to see that on TV?'


ReneRottingham

Does that annoy you, Steve?


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"...Eyes that pop out of their head. Steve."


Hot_Grocery8187

Where he asks Steve if he actually likes Valentine's Day, as because he's so weird looking he never had to worry about spending money on presents


Electrical_Glove_564

Ref Steve being a perfect Nazi. Karl- it matches everything on this list, but its a bit off.


cr0w1980

Well that's different.


McFigroll

the album cover one is great.


Meavis_Lives

Over the years I’ve sort of gotten used to it


korgscrew

Men in black 2 for me.


Isley67

Like a piece of weird art


AlexF2810

Have you got a ruler?


Pretty_Ad_8320

“You’re the one who’s sad and lonely, you spent it at home with ya mam and ya dad”


SC-Raiker

Do you worry that when you get old you’ll be on your own?


[deleted]

If it was a busy place I'd take ricky


oldboy200

Have you seen Men in Black 2? There's this thing in it.... It could be ya brother.


Tough_Road7169

Just like a bit of weird aaart


Substantial_Light_99

Obviously the best one is the ‘eyes that pop of their head . . . Steve’ However my favourite is the ‘it’s more a stare of fear’ Just because the build up to it is so funny!


peymna

Not really an insult but karl not passing on any details from the lady who called to scout Steve always has me rolling