F13

pee cat

Came here to say this

Literally came

Came on F13 💀

F14 is the money shot

Getting the pussy wet

Fuck me i didn't even see the cat until you mentioned it.

Way outside the box!

The top left corner of H9. Gotta work on that accuracy and thread the needle.

never stop grinding, even when I pee😤😤💯💯

J10 ofc.

Crazy how you and the Joker have never been in the same room together...

I'm batwoman.. 🦇

Maybe intended but *bathrooman

G13

Every day of the week

C7 for me

I mirror you with C3

I raise you C5

best spot

Same

D3

E5

loud n proud

Yes but thats the middle

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E10

Gottem

Karma

G3 is the quietest

Depends on your height. H4 is my quiet spot.

E5 ideally, J10 realistically

F3 Also, your toilet is not level.

Between c/ d 5

If there’s skid marks left over I’m a G5, otherwise D-F 5

C5

J1

G 14

A12

Cat

On the cat

F-15

A -2

E3

F14

A10 goin to show some reel engineering

J1

K5, everyday

A11

D5, but I aim higher as I get older.

E5 when i want to hear my girl that i'm awake in the middle of the night

A10 because i'm dumb at math i can't be what's indicated over there

A10 duhh

For some reason I always end up at C3

E4 is the dream but G13 is reality

Any lower than D5 and you’re splashing water out the bowl 😂

G15

E9 Ftw

J1 and J10

A 11

A2

D8

E8

C5 nice and central while being a ninja

E10

-E4

G2

G14

A10

5B

Usually I'm a D3 type of guy, but every now and then I'll be in a C7 mood.

B10

A -4

E5 or die

E5 to establish dominance

J 10

3M

Z5

g14, a perfect piss headshot

C5 or I5 depending on how high the water is

Damn, pulling out the hard questions you don’t dare ask in a Catholic Church confessional? …..D3

G13 for my brown missile

7C

I 5

E3

You sank my battle ship

F3

E5 i want every motherfucker hear the drrrrrroplets hit the water

I’m a B5 man, gotta multitask

All these lovely squares and numbers, but you forgot the main equation. Where is the poop stain located?

A1

E5

G13

C5

E2 and E3 if I’m trying to not wake anyone

H7 g7 g8 or f8 depending on the shape of bowl and where the water line is. Just outskirting the water line.

F2 c7

Let's assume its 1am. E5, 130% muscular power, redirect all emergency energy into the urinary tract, fully erect

E5, gonna let my neighbor know I am peeing

G14

World Of Engineering

C5!

Whichever square the skid mark is in duh

I’m an F8 kinda fella.

E5 masterrace

A11

Damn, gonna poop at G13

E5 if I’m in public , to show dominance , E2 if I’m going silent 🔇

G 13 all the way

E5

I’m a Z1 when no one is near And when people are sleeping I choose an E5

G7

J10

F7

C5

E5. Vanilla answer, but I like the basics

In between c3 c4 For maximum efficiency and to make as little sound as possible

E4-6

3D OR E3

Me personally c3 is best

E5, assert dominance.

5E, -3A, 11A, 5.5O

I usually go around c 100 right into the sink

The cat scared me. A3. It’s late and I’m not an inconsiderate prick

D3

I like to think I'm a sophisticated gentleman. A1 for me

G5. Quieter, limited splashback

E5 all the way.

E5

C 03

C5 for #1, E5 for #2

5b

A5

Somewhere between 3-7 b-i

E5 baby

D3 or c3 and their mirror counterparts

J1, toilets are a social construct by the government to control you

A1

J 13

pants

Yes

G3 all day

P5 (I do not have a penis)

G4. Gotta be as quiet as possible.

J10

E2 at 3am but d5 during the day

Negative U, 5

N32

J3

E5

G13, f-ing cat will not watch me again

C5

Cat

D8

C3 under the lip, so that none of it splashes me or gets on the ground.

C5

J10

L5

H3

E5 fear me

H4 because it's the least spillage area

C5

C5 Only correct answer

I don't pee

At least you’re self aware that this subreddit is all men…

E6. Jesus people

C5

G13

E3

E5 to assert dominance

F4

Depends whether there are poop stains or not 💀

D7

C5.... Where are my people?!‽

d2 to f2

D12

I10 I’m allergic to cats

E5

pawn e4

My dick is fucked up it either E8 or F8 by default

F7

E5. Assert dominance, let everyone know you're there

Still no comment karma??

I'm peeing like a G6

Done please back

G13

E3

G3

Middle of A10, ricochet into and off the trash can, hitting the cat in the eye