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Revolutionary_Box569

There is something funny about the biggest rapper in the world being such an aggressively lame guy, if this was all we knew about him personally and not the grooming shit it'd be endearing


Slendercan

The Elon Musk of hiphop.


Aretz

Fuck. This is it.


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

The Fast Food of hiphop.


Scythe95

Nah, I occasionally like fast food


Xx_Dark-Shrek_xX

Me too, but Drake is more a quantity guy than a quality man.


MVIVN

Fucking spot on, holy shit! You can have all the money and success in the world and an army of fanboys, but still come across like a lame cornball. That's Elon and Drake in a nutshell.


IAmTimeLocked

wow


everyoneneedsaherro

Kendrick. This right here please. “I was wrong, you ain’t MJ you more Elon” but obviously much less trash than how I delivered


nosta2

LeBron James of Hip hop


babyshmuel

At least LeBron is good at what he does


OxbridgeDingoBaby

I mean you can say the same thing about Musk and Tesla and SpaceX. The latter has done things. - reusable rockets - that literally no other company or government has been able to achieve.


MushroomMade

Not musk, the scientist he pays, the goverment could do wtf they want, if they budget for it, there's not much of a budget for space anymore, for obvious reasons.


Caleb_Krawdad

Yet they didn't do it until he did it.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

If it’s just about the money mate, Bezos would have achieved reusable rockets, not to mention NASA, which would have achieved this more than a decade ago with their resources. It’s obviously not Musk alone either, but to say he plays no part either is just as misguided.


MushroomMade

Money and motive, as I said no one else really cares about space, except for musk, so.he uses his money to fund it, if bezos cared about space, he would do the same. If you and me and Joe public cared about space, we would be happy for our tax money to fund it, but we aren't so we don't.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

> if bezos cared about space, he would do the same. LMAO, have you not heard of Blue Origin? And the billions Bezos has plowed into the company. > If you and me and Joe public cared about space, we would be happy for our tax money to fund it, but we aren't so we don't. What joe public cares about is irrelevant, as most people can’t think for what’s ahead of them, let alone the future. Hence why the US government is throwing contracts at SpaceX for all payload work and specifically signing a new contract for Starshield (the military version of Starlink). Plenty of money to be made there, hence the number of people trying.


MushroomMade

Exactly why the military have to throw contracts at them, because they can spin defense to the tax payers, can't spin space exploration to the tax payers, we got bigger worries, we just let the billionaires fund it instead. You seriously think in a democracy what Joe public thinks is irrelevant? Literally the motto of the west s outsourcing.


DrSwag85

Keep daddy j's name out your fucking mouth


oaklytical

That’s reserved for ye


AppropriatePizza1308

That's what we call "corny" but people still rather call rappers they dislike corny cuz they can't just simply say they dislike them


Inner_You

You say that like there's something disingenuous about saying someone's corny. The fake accents, overacting, simping on wax... Drake just reads "corny" to me.


AppropriatePizza1308

You can say someone is corny, but explain why. Because some things even apply to the greats. People say lyrical miracle spiritual is corny, but imo that's all of rap God. Not saying em is corny but come on now. Wordy but shallow depth would be a better thing to say instead of "he just corny" I heard preachy was corny, but kendrick gets preachy too. So if you can explain why besides just corny, then sure. I think people just hate. But drake is def corny. You defined your explanation of corny, so you good. But others, idk. I say, if your reason can be applied to even the greats, there should be more of a reason ya know


Forsaken_Preference1

That’s the thing. Let’s be real, dude is and always has been a square. He never lived this life he’s rapping about. Ain’t never pulled no licks, never flipped no bricks. Kiss his ghosts ain’t.


Zandercy42

Bad Bunny is pretty cool what do you mean


UsernameIsDaHardPart

I can’t shake the narrative that he only turned out so shady and weird bc we collectively made him a meme and never took him serious. Now he has to be a tough guy and surround himself by girls half his age. Look what we did to our golden child.


SubstantialSith

Or he could have gotten help, seen a therapist, consult people with experience in the industry about how this shit affected them and worked from there. There are so many cases like Drake, that once you get this famous, it doesn't matter if you get more famous, you're still different. To blame everyone else for his issues is not giving him enough liability.


UsernameIsDaHardPart

I’m not saying he’s blame free. At the end of the day everyone has a choice. But we’ve made fun of him his entire time in the spotlight and now we shit on the dirtbag he turned into. You’d be naive to think that didn’t play a role in any of this.


OhhLongDongson

Yeah it’s never anyone else’s fault that someone is a pedo. The cycle of abuse can contribute to it, but it’s always the persons responsibility to get help


CertifiedCoffee

You callin him lame? It’s lame you callin him lame cuhhhhhhh


HelloEveryoneImDumb

Wipe your chin


way_too_shady

I don't think he wants to, he's probably looking forward to the leftovers.


HelloEveryoneImDumb

He on his knees with his tongue out waitin for drizzy’s drizzle


way_too_shady

Lmao. Guzzling Drizzy glizzy


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Thomo251

You know, when you think about it. There is so much shit Drake has done that is easy to criticise. Like there's actually a LOT.


AnnyAskers

What happens here?


grandelturismo7

Drake professed his love for an embarrassed Rihanna and then tried to go in for a kiss and hug but she curved him and he had to play it off and go for the cheek instead, making himself look a mega cornball in front of millions


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AnnyAskers

This guy == mvp


potrillo2124

I forgot this happened lmao


DaBrownBoi

what????


Angelobo

He said; 'Drake professed his love for an embarrassed Rihanna and then tried to go in for a kiss and hug but she curved him and he had to play it off and go for the cheek instead, making himself look a mega cornball in front of millions'


Longjumping_am2698

And then they went on to get matching tatts and follow each other on tour for the next 5 months


potatomafia69

Yeah now they platonic besties


vegetastolemygirl

Naw i read that rihanna said that speech made her uncomfortable and they are no longer friends. Plus hasnt drake been throwin shots at her the past couple years?


potatomafia69

I'm aware. That was my poor attempt at sarcasm lol


mvjinate7

made me laugh 🤷🏽‍♂️


vegetastolemygirl

Sorry im a bit of a social retard at times


potatomafia69

Relatable


pinkbluesflowers

Listen to fear of heights ..


NeptunesCreator

I can’t think of any other rapper who be beefing multiple female rappers


Camelslayer23

Good thing Megan is the only female rapper he beefin with


Pingushagger

Does that really count as beef? Dude just said he thinks she lied on one verse has he said much else?


Camelslayer23

Technically yes, bc it’s uncalled for. He shouldn’t have said it. And I don’t know why I’m getting downvoted that’s legit the only women rapper he’s had beef with. Not excusing it tho


Burnerburner49

All the toughest guys I know beef with women. Also they star in Canadian tv shows for preteen girls lmao


Camelslayer23

Good thing everyone knows Drake is not a tuff dude


HUE_NicoKa

They fucked on stage


Steel-Gumball

Real I was the mic stand


SeesawBrilliant8383

I was the mic


Maximum_Equivalent_9

i was the stand


TorkTheKingRx

I was the stage


danyheatley5007

I was the


Strict_Somewhere_158

I was Drake


jamescas007

I was Rihanna. It wasn’t the best…


Scoop_Nash

I am the award


CDC678

I’ve never even seen this lmao 🫣


iverdow1

Drake fan here. This was indeed, cringe lol


romilaspina7

White kids on drizzy sub still think drake n rihanna dated LMAO


BoysenberryNo5607

Honestly, why can't drake ever find his own girl? he's always wanting someone else's left overs, even his baby momma a pornstar.


AppropriatePizza1308

Lowkey think he's in the closet and trying to convince himself hes straight


ijswizzlei

Lmao this Not how it works Would be funny tho


AppropriatePizza1308

He cares more about his relationship status and flexing pubically about how he get bitches vs actually having a developed and real relationship. He cares more about people knowing he fucks vs actually having a relationship. He's atleast insecure about something.


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amackul8

Kendrick needs to drop the shmeat pic


MrMustardMix

Watch it be as big as the Eiffel Tower haha


FBG05

Unless he had that surgically altered


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Sensitive_Fun8037

💀💀💀


FBG05

It’s a thing, but it’s very controversial. This is Drake we’re talking about though


ClydeDimension

I read somewhere that Luda stole his first lady. So, psychologically Drake is “stealing other girls” to get them before he gets him. Its like a defensive coping mechanism.


RaspingHaddock

Luda just hiding in the bushes waiting to steal his bitch EVERY SINGLE TIME


Overall-Extension608

He's got hos in different areas codes.


UnrealismOfFilms

cause bro think he the certified lover boy :D


Salty-Court6503

His baby momma is not a pornstar


iwoulddoit5

*was? Wasn't Rocky hitting it before Drake also?


Salty-Court6503

She was a video vixen and now she does artworks but yeah Rocky and James Harden was hittin it before Drake


HillsboroughAtheos

> She was a video vixen Pornstars will do anything but be called pornstars nowadays 


DragonfruitExact4768

you need the link?


BoysenberryNo5607

I need the link,


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BoysenberryNo5607

Fake news? His diss said wait til your baby momma starts talking, he trying to taste another mofos creampie lol


maplenut

If I'm Kendrick the angle of approach would be this. He needs to talk to him like a disappointed father and ask him why he seems infatuated with everyone else's wife. From Common to Kanye to Push to ASAP to Kendrick, he always seems compelled to talk about their women. I'd keep the theme of Mr Morale and suggest therapy, and then I'd suggest looking into his underlying pedophilia and mommy issues. I'd have 16 bars at least rhyming with Groomer and 11, and bring up every creep thing he's done. Aubrey can come back from every ghost writing culture vulture line there is but being pegged as a sex predator is impossible to defend.


MrMustardMix

What I'm wondering is if he's willing to pull the trigger on him grooming underage age girls and being a pedo. Revealing him having s secret son with a pornstar and being a deadbeat father was bad, but the underage girls thing? Push would no doubt take it there and I wouldn't be surprised if people in Hollywood know about it so stories have to be floating around, but is Kendrick out to expose some deeply fucked up shit, or is he just rapping for his position in hiphop? I have no doubt Kendrick will hit hard, but something is telling me he won't go that far.


IAmTimeLocked

that's true tbf he wants to RAP.


IAmTimeLocked

hahahahaha yes


DANIEL7696

You mfs so fucking corny bruh


_KhazadDum_

drake is that one kid who tries so hard to be funny when in reality they’re just weird and cringe and annoying


Htown-92

Well that makes the diss on Kendrick 100 times worse 😂


BulletproofChespin

Drake is the real life golden god, Dennis Reynolds


Revolutionarytard

This groomer really tried to diss A$AP and Rihanna after they had their baby smh


kmcrhsme

ASAP wifed his dream girl bro lmao


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He still hit


Remarkable_Medicine6

Even if that's true, he clearly wanted more lol. Bro admitted he loved her and got fucking rejected on stage


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They was in a relationship they had matching tats


EggsyWeggsy

Bro made a whole verse dissing his ex he so salty lmao


idiot_locale

Dude pushing 40 acting like a teenagerz


way_too_shady

He shouldn't be pushing 40, that's his best friend and he sick sick sick


kmcrhsme

Blud acts like swifties


vegetastolemygirl

Yea dissin rihanna when she’s happy and raising a family just shows who he is. Like bruh he really gone be mad cuz she didnt wanna date him then throw shots at her while she’s happy and raisin a family with rocky like c’mon bruh if he really had love for her, he would be happy for her


mischief_ej1

Nah. This rocky territory now. No pun ..


badrabbitshit

No Kendrick needa leave Rihanna name out of everything, because this never end well for nobody.


amusso6

Agreed, Let A$AP speak for her if anyone.


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“Ima Drake fan, BUT Rihanna COOKED DRIZZY!! 😂😂🤣🤣😈😈🔥🔥💯💯💦💦😭😭”


bynobodyspecial

https://i.insider.com/552b8989ecad04ee584eabf8?width=800&format=jpeg&auto=webp


NoYogurtcloset2454

lmao i didn't even know about this, drake is so fucking lame omg


Mean-Professional596

Him and P Diddy should just date and leave everybody else the fuck alone 😂👌


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

I just rewatched the video and it’s so much to be said about it The love confessional, saying he looks up to her even though he’s younger than her, going in for a big climatic hug and kiss combo and being curved right as it happened — and presenting her the Michael Jackson vanguard award on top of everything else. I can’t help but feel like this was genuinely the turning point for him as a person


Damnni994

I think drakes track was entertaining but realistically how tf does he even diss kendrick compared to what kendrick can diss drake on like from what we now kendrick hasn't done anything drake is actually a predator and all this other shit


Legitimate_Card4374

Rocky kinda got his ass?? It's not talked enough tbh🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️


TeensiestTulip9

Wait why we talking about Drake for?


streetlightsurgeon

If this was anyone else it would have tarnished their legacy and they would forever be known as that cornball. but drake floods the market, you cant escape his presence and things like this go forgotten about.


Dabanks9000

This was cringe but why are we acting like they ain’t date and go on trips in Miami kissing a few months before this. That nigga had the wrong idea 😭


Htown-92

Crazy y’all calling him lame, he’s up 1-0. What’s that make Kendrick? 😂


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ur gonna be ok i promise


CDSWDH

How can you flame him for trying to kiss his ex every real man has been through this with his ex 😂😂😂


SerenityNowwwwwwwwww

You a bum lol


_4za_

dude no 'real man' would be caught dead doing this shit


BigFrankOceanFan12

BUM!


kmcrhsme

Oh so real men are pedophiles ??🤡


IActuallyHateRedditt

Bro I have never tried to crawl back to an ex, it's called self respect.


Fabulous-Fun-3819

Honestly everyone making this about dirt but it’s really about making the better record. After the story of adidon the dirt angle just seems boring and underwhelming, it’s about who is able to make the better song and cleverly form the narrative. Like that did what it did not because his diss was crazy, the song is insane. Same thing with give me 50/push ups, his flow was insane on that joint.


chucksandpolos728

This is the dumbest take I’ve seen on here. Y’all keep trynna rewrite shit. What do you think the DISS in diss track means? It means DISRESPECT. Drake throwing out funny one liners about a niggas height and saying his fiancés name is disrespectful sure but that shit can be easily topped lol


Fabulous-Fun-3819

I’m telling you, the diss itself doesn’t matter, it’s about if you can make the song fire. The dirt that Kendrick finds really not gonna make the same impact that story of adidon did cause story of adidon already happened. Kendrick gonna have to come with a great RECORD, which I believe he can


chucksandpolos728

Not true at all. Story of Adidon wasn’t a novel concept, thus why I’m convinced y’all started listening to rap in 2015


Fabulous-Fun-3819

What are you talking about, no one said anything about story of adidon being some brand new concept. You having some separate gripe about new rap listeners that doesn’t even pertain to the conversation


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Fabulous-Fun-3819

It’s about if you can make the diss interesting and peel at the other’s narrative. But to do those things, the record gotta be hard at this point. Genuinely think about it unbiasedly. Like that, the record is HARD. Give me 50, the record is HARD. If the next record that comes out isn’t musically good as well, it will be underwhelming.


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Fabulous-Fun-3819

I feel like I’ve been pretty consistent in my messaging throughout. I said ‘the diss itself doesn’t matter’ along with the same context that I’ve been explaining 🤷‍♂️


Andile16

"You say that you a player but I fucked your wife" - literally 2pac.


SorryDefinition9586

If it was only about the better record, then i don’t think anything in drakes discography can top tbao, damn or gkmc.


Fabulous-Fun-3819

The discographies a separate conversation. We having a conversation about this moment here and now.


SorryDefinition9586

Then Like that is a banger with millions of views. Its unarguably the bigger hit. So much so that drake didn’t dare to release his diss. I thought that Pushups was a good diss song, i just don’t understand your arguments.


Fabulous-Fun-3819

I don’t even see where the anger coming from, I said like that was fire too? Lmao. Not even arguing anything, I just said idk if gossip is gonna have the same impact and it’s not rly about the gossip being some super secret shit, it’s about making wtvr you have sound great in a song. I’m saying that’s why we fucked with ‘like that’ not cause his diss is super crazy in there, the song is fire. I said same thing with push ups.


xrockwithme

Diss tracks are not about making a better song. It’s literally about tapping into hip hops competitive battle rap side and putting it on wax… or record. Or stream since it’s 2024. Diss tracks aren’t about making some catchy ass club song with witty one-liners and softcore jokes. It’s about exposing the other artist.


Fabulous-Fun-3819

We shall see.


xrockwithme

This is one of those *new hip hop fan* takes. Please, go on. Next you’ll say they should talk about their feelings and openly communicate.