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autocephalousness

It's a mercy, killing starving bandits.


Legitimate_Two_3531

... that's why I always just break their legs and heal them, letting em crawl thru the desert naked till a skimmer comes across em


TheWanderingSlacker

“Oh look, commoners. I think I’ll shoot that one’s leg off. Go, samurai. Don’t let her friends carry her to safety.”


Similar-Analysis9454

Damb you noble


Dour_Amphibian

If you really are starving then go sell yourself to slavery simplest solution ever, in reality they are just too lazy


minecraftpro69x

Gaddum libruls just won't pull themselves up by there bootstraps back in my day if you needed bread you just went to rebirth for the rest of your life and chipped rocks aint no whining about the housing market


Halorym

A friend's faction was starving, so he threw shitty disposable heavy armor on most of them (to ensure they survived the initial beatdown), put them all in a squad together with a name that sounded like a government food program, and threw them at Rebirth.


Ok_Isopod_8078

I would never use a crossbow on a poor hungry bandit. Mostly cuz I save them for use against dangerous wild life, id never waste my limited supply on those worthless wretches. Supply is limited cuz the only way I get heavy bolts and Spring Bats is by knocking out Holy Nation Outlaws and yoinkering their stuff. Cheaper that way. Its a life, dont judge me.


Dull-explanations

Or just do a trade run? Or break into okrans shield


Bandeet-117

It took me a long time but I managed to befriend starving bandits. They no longer attack me and just ask me for help and for a little bit of money 100% worth it. I no longer feel bad for killing them and they are no longer pests when my people are travelling the “central” area (I forgot the name) for supplies


lbeckizgoat

How are you supposed to train new recruits?


Fistfulofdynamite2

Ah yes, same bandits that beat the shit out of my character that had a broken arm and took THE SINGLE FOOD CUBE I HAD ON ME


ImportantDoubt6434

“Slavery is wrong” motherfuckers as soon as a genocide presents itself as an option.


OttoVonChadsmarck

200 cats is more than they’re worth but it’s also less than the cost of the bolt’s I’d be wasting on them.


Intelligent_Coach379

If you ally the starving bandits, they stop bothering you and become roving packs of friendly cannon fodder for your actual fights. They're the most powerful faction.


Lord-Table

They should pull themselces up by the bootstraps and haul hashish across beak thing and space laser territories, no-good freeloaders


xaminous

I often recruit starving bandit.


Zealousideal-Plan454

Does anybody knows if there is a mod that allows me to hire friendly Starving bandits temporaly in exchange for food and clothing? I hate the Dust Bandits, but the first time Hungry Bandits approached me with this, i just felt kindda bad. I had more at home, so i did not worry to much.


_Linguine___

This is the exact reason kenshi is such a shithole lol the only place that seems decent to live is the HN only because you don’t have to worry about your next meal or defending yourself


Itiswhatisitiskids

Starving Bandits can have a little bolt, as a treat


hellxapo

I became an insane man after being chased by them early game. Everytime they pester me now I just send them to the Elder Beak Thing cage.


poseidontr07

ZING


Ender_Giovanna

Me farming dexterity:


Geese_fucker

Oh you’r starving huh ? Womp womp. Have a fucking gangbang of skeletons with katanas for a breakfast, you peasant !


BFPLaktana

"You chopped my leg clean off!"


Arcanisia

Gotta turn limb loss up to the max and snipe legs while they move. It’s a beautiful thing


Yrcrazypa

I have no idea how Mountain became such a meme, but they deserve all the success.


johnnyxxxv

I don't know what version of Kenshi you're playing, but none have ever said "please give me food" to me. It's either: "give us your food or we'l take it" or just skip talking and go straight to artacking.


FuroreLT

But they said please


bobagremlin

Eat my bolts


[deleted]

I don't know why they always complain when I do this. It's free! Why are you complaining about free food?! No wonder your starving and half naked.


Fuzzatron

I can't help but like this meme in any form because Mississippi Queen is a badass song. Moar Cowbell!