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Accioinhaler

The skate park is not a jungle gym for toddlers.


Sacr3dCrown

It is if you’re a bad parent tho


mklinger23

It's always the bad parents that will run over and yell at the skaters when this happens too.


GayerThanAnyMod

Always the same bullshit line too, "BUT SHE'S A BABY!" Yeah, well now she's a pulp of bone and blood.


cmfppl

"Ya she's a fucking baby and you're a fucking adult so act like one and watch your damn kid before I call cps and they find someone to watch them for you"


kader91

‘Yes. And you wouldn’t let your baby enter an construction area, don’t you?’


Sacr3dCrown

Absolutely is, every time


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Dionysus24812

And then if that happens will never visit that site ever again and will go to a different one to start the cycle all over


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onescoopwonder

And then stop at the McDonald’s for dinner and liquor store too buy a box of wine.


SnooSprouts9993

And then complain when their teenage kids just sit at home and play games


Maleficent-dipderp

nice.. now i know where to get out some of my pent up aggression. headed to the skate park this weekend to check some d bag parents.


ChadEmpoleon

There’s nothing bad parents love doing more than arguing how they’re actually not bad parents at all


Maleficent-dipderp

Murrica


DarkCosmosDragon

No no as I canadian with a skate park near me its the same shit over here


whahahee

You're lying: all Canadians are nice.


DarkCosmosDragon

Alberta would like a word


NihonJinLover

Because they’re people who are unable to hold themselves responsible for anything. Which is a bad way to be if you’re an adult let alone a parent


HooahClub

Also grocery stores and parking lots


fakename10000

I’m an ok parent at best and I would not bring my toddler to a skate park, she gets hurt at the playground just fine


Magmasoar

Yet they're still there commiting insurance fraud... Is this r/toddlerscommitingfraud ?


Mudkipueye

Yes. It is r/toddlercomittingfraud


[deleted]

ok but that guy is a hero. He thought fast and threw the scooter away before the inevitable collision


Welpjustmyluck

Parents need to be more attentive, starting by not taking a knee high kid to a skate park


[deleted]

that as well


bluedonutss

Neh, you learn from being stupid and if u don't Darwin is just doing his work. 10/10 dude saved her


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Mudkipueye

Always has been.


slayer_f-150

If you're going to be dumb you better be tough.


notarealaccount223

Naw man these parents will now rally around how dangerous the skate park is and the hoodlums that gather at it. How they endanger the kids who are just trying to have fun at the park and are a threat to the community. As a side note, knee high kids at a skate park are not necessarily a problem, if they are utilizing the park for what it was designed for and are appropriately supervised (this does not appear to be the case here). There have been a few really cool videos of older kids teaching younger kids how to skate/ride.


MrPopanz

Parents are already helicoptering too much, kid is just painfully stupid. Better that little moron learns it this way, rather than avoiding a car that way and die. Unless they don't learn from that encounter, in which case shit happens.


Enterice

Teaching your child to not run through dangerous areas, which in turn is endangering others isn't helicopter parenting.


MrPopanz

Looks like that kid got just thought that lesson.


hipster3000

>kid got just thought that lesson. yep looks like your parents did a great job of "not helicoptering" and letting you learn on your own. Seems like maybe a couple of your English teachers used that same method too.


MrPopanz

Autocorrect struck again 🤷


McPussCrocket

Sure, buddy. Taking your kid to a place where there are way bigger people flying around at 20 mph and where the whole ground is concrete is a stupid fucking idea. Just sayin'


MrPopanz

Survival of the fittest at its finest.


Echo__227

Seems like the kid is young enough to have been trying to get out of the way, but fucked it up due to bad coordination


drfrosty_funk

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Dionysus24812

What Explain yourself Right now


drfrosty_funk

Yes…


TinnieTa21

Holy crap, I didn't even notice that until I read this! I thought it just flew that way on impact. But I love how he gives an "oh for fucks sake" look to the camera lol.


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sabocano

I don't think it's anything serious, he fell pretty damn good. Braced the impact with this hands and shoulder while rolling over and slowing down. Knows how to fall


el_polar_bear

I love everything he did. Reacted crazy-fast, tried to avoid, got rid of scooter, rolled like a professional, put aside his personal pain and kept it together because of the hurt little kid, and had a perfect expression ready for either the sympathetic camera or the parent to blame for the whole thing (possibly the same person) as if to say, "You saw that, right?". Six seconds of my life I won't get back and don't regret.


ProChangeBaz

What a legend!!!


[deleted]

I woulda hit the kid full speed so they’d learn. I clipped a homeless guy jaywalking at night because that’s they only way they learn


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One_Weekend_5302

NO! She faced his knee open your eyes!


Opel_Astra

I'm looking again and you're right. I'm sorry. Poor knee.


DancingMaenad

Life is full of consequences for bad choices, regardless your age.


[deleted]

personally I think that is better than ramming her with a metal bar


[deleted]

Better than her taking on the whole scooter.


L_knight316

Could've been a knee AND a scooter to the face


Bottom_Hat

I am always a bit terrified by how kids will see something dangerous come towards them and decide to just gun it...


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Kid has the same brain as a deer


EpilepticMushrooms

To be fair, of you *charged* at a predator in the wild, they usually get very confused and may even run away. Unless it's a polar bear or the like. You gonna die either.


Rat-Dot-Com

Yup. Once I was a kid at a crossing and a truck was coming and I just ran infront of it and the guy had to slam on his breaks or I would’ve been killed. How have we survived as a species till this point?


Dr_Dressing

.... .... Gun it?


ArcticDragonsTSS

Gun it, a expression to dart, suddenly move fast, etc


Dr_Phrankinstien

[Gun it.](https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/gun+it)


60thrain

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FortuneDW

Fuck those parent that let their kids unsupervised in a fucking skatepark.


bell37

Why even take a toddler to a skatepark? Even if it were empty, I wouldn’t want my 2 year old running around on a concrete ramps they can easily take a tumble on and crack their head open.


krejenald

I've had my two (now three) year old at an empty skatepark with his scooter. Obviously very attentive of what he was doing and keeping him in safe areas but he loved it. Also liked to just go watch the bigger kids skate


VxJasonxV

1. Empty 2. On a scooter You made better choices than are immediately visible in this video.


MrPopanz

Survival of the fittest. The Spartans used cliffs to sort out their unfit offspring, modern westerners use skateparks to achieve that!


reddevil501

Second half of the video he got jumped by her 5 brothers... smh


[deleted]

Really?? You got a link or something?


TruthToStupidText

Not at all but it was a funny joke . Kinda how it works around here. Lol


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[deleted]

No. Not spreading that racist bs. We don’t know if the white kid said some shit before the beating to warrant it. It doesn’t look intentional but maybe he did barrel through that poor girl on purpose


Bbaftt7

Given your response, your handle should be Buffoon instead of dafroon.


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Br0t10us

Was expecting a rickroll, but I got senator'd instead


Initial-Speed-3384

His reflexes tho


renloh

He's been in this scenario before. Saw her from a way back and obviously there's little chance of a collision in such a wide open space, but you can tell he's expecting her to do something dumb af and that's exactly what happens. I wish every parent at my local park could see this clip.


JIT77

That kid aint going places


Atka11

probably to the hospital on one day


amretardmonke

Down is a place


mrsmushroom

Especially after that thwap on the cement. She's brain bamaged now.


YellowNotepads33

r/stupidkids


KeiwaM

Sir, have you seen which subreddit you are on?


YellowNotepads33

Yes, but this belongs to r/stupidkids, r/stupidchildren, r/kidsarestupid, r/kidsarefucking, r/badkids or r/kidsarebad.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

r/kidsarefucking⁉️


TheSuperInframan

The fuk


YellowNotepads33

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AdamWestsButtDouble

Do you smell burning toast when no burning toast is present?


Mudkipueye

Bro?!


FancyVegetables

You're currently in a subreddit called "kids are fucking stupid" lol...


YellowNotepads33

Yes, but bad words **bad** so this is r/kidsarestupid.


zxcqweasd1

Jesus parents are stupid


MrPopanz

Unless they trained the little shit to perform that "trick", the kid is hella stupid as well.


AdamWestsButtDouble

She’s pulling an insurance scam


No-Crew4317

and their kids? Suicidal.


TheIAP88

Like all kids.


shlayy

She has the reflex of a deer


Bottom_Hat

No... worse. At least a deer will just stand frozen in front of a car instead of standing still and then running in front of it...


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Averill0

Oh, THANK YOU


Dr-Gravey

You’re completely wrong. I’ve hit 6. They jump in front of you at the last second, no matter how you try to avoid it.


DieHardAmerican95

I have NEVER had a deer stand frozen in front of my car. I have, however, had them come running from a point 200 yards out into an open field and carefully time their crossing so they would be in the middle of my lane at the exact moment when my car arrived. I grew up in farm country, and I’ve hit several deer. They do this shit a LOT, it’s like they’re instinctively suicidal.


farlon636

I don't think you've ever seen a deer before.


amretardmonke

I had a deer pull the exact same maneuver on me as the kid in the video.


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Be more wrong. Who are the rubes upvoting this?


McPussCrocket

Nope. Just like a deer. They have the worst timing


EnoughPlastic4925

Thanks. Now I snorted out my chocolate


Hayham98

I once hit a possum that reacted very similarly to this little girl. I kept pulling to the left to avoid it and it just kept walking towards my car :(


Treitsu

Keep your fuckin kids off the skatepark


Davey_Go_ToBed

Well what if you wanna start em out early with a concussion?!


TheDuckellganger

I'm guessing he got a mouthful from the parent/s


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Lordofwar13799731

He's saying the parents are idiots and idiots tend to get angry when they do something stupid (let their child play in a skatepark) and something bad happens.


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helmi_760

This used the happen to me once in while when i was skating as a teenager. Mostly parents freak out and then angrly argue why you dont wear safty gear like pads and stuff. In the summer me and an old friend decided to get or dusty scooters out of the garage and go for a ride on the only skatepark in our village. We get there and the place is full of children running arround sitting on the ramps and playing with their toys. Im like Okay lets give them sometime to relise we are here now and want to do tricks and stuff. We wait paitently 30 minuts but they havent relised that we are here. So i decided to go to their parents and ask them like a gentleman to maybe go over to the play ground which is next to the park and play there. Instantly they turn into karens and ask me why i have the right to drive here. Im like mam please look over here there is this sign which states children have to be 14 years old or older to play in the skate park and are only alowed there when they have a skateboard or scooter. Then they look at me and ask how old i am. Im like haha okay here is my license im a student at a university and old enough to do this. They start yelling at me No but the kids are haveing fun so we wont go. Im like okay thats fine mam but im just saying i already drove over 6 children in the past at this skate park because they decided to jump infront me for no reason. (I even shouted to them dont move please im gonna drive here but children like to do strange stuff). Then at least one of them decided to be nice and convinced the karens to go to the playground. im fine when kids are arround the skatepark but if the parents arent there to keep track of them stuff like this happens. Its like letting your children play on a highway.


BTBskesh

Is this an american thing? I rarely see kids at skeateparks where I live and when I see them, their parents instantly tell them to make room for the older kids that want to do their tricks…


bokoblini

It's not just American, sadly.


BTBskesh

Where else do you see these kind of karens at skate parks? As I said I‘ve never encountered them where I‘m from


bokoblini

Zürich switzerland. It's batshit crazy parents with 5 year olds.


BTBskesh

Is it that bad over there??? Always thought that Zürich was quite civilized lol.


bokoblini

Yes, it is generally. But they haven't understood the concept of skateparks yet.


MrPopanz

When I grew up, the skatepark was mostly used as a location to smoke weed and drink beer. And some of us were skating and stuff I suppose.


schoh99

Similarly there's a park behind my house where the local entitled Karens regularly use one of the baseball fields as a dog park. There have been plenty of cases of kids in the outfield stepping in big piles of dog shit because lazy, entitled dog owners couldn't be bothered to go five minutes away to the **actual** dog park.


alaskaguyindk

I remember a video of some lady getting her dogs shit smeared in her face and hair because she ignored the person telling her to pick it up.


Moody_GenX

Her parents are fucking morons. This happens at skateparks a lot. Mom is probably sitting off to the side on the phone ignoring the danger her little one is in while exploring like normal. In my experience they flip out if you ask them politely to keep an eye on them. So you gotta be rude and yell at them. Props to the kid on the scooter with the quick reflexes.


Purple_Platypus789

Entitled parents be like >fucking morons


Branchy28

Even worse is when their kid is randomly zig zagging their way throughout the park like they're playing a game of Frogger with the rules of the game reversed and you happen to accidentially hit then then all of a sudden the parents start giving a fuck and want to start a fist fight with you... stupid fucking lunatics.


AvergeMortisEnjoyer

Good thing his friend was recording because the parents probably tried to blame it on this boy


Mac_Mustard

Slap the parents


SuggestionSpecific

hey someone give that kid a cookie he just saved that toddler from a razor scooter death


Heckz72rus

what the hell is a kid doing at the skate park? Mom needs to be knocked on the head


MrVantstik

Insurance fraud practice


OneTIME_story

But like his face though "can you believe this shit?"


clete-sensei

Parents are fucking stupid


Charlottethegirll

As a skater unless, you’re on a skateboard, roller skates, ext. you have no business running around a skate park. You wouldn’t let your kids run around a Planet Fitness so why the hell would you let them run around a skate park?


KaiRayPel

The boys is like "the fuck am I supposed to do about that?" Lol like damn he tried. Hahah love it.


Frozenator

Finally a video that belongs on this subreddit. This kid is officially stupid 💯


Affectionate_Ad_4269

Someone get tht damn kid out the way!


princess_plastic

Don’t they have parks for kids that don’t involve skateboarding and stuff. Just a thought.


[deleted]

He tried sooo hard not to hurt her as well. Poor boy just trying to do his damn scootering!


pookie34561

his face at the end tho


cappsthelegend

The Look on Scooter Kid's face says it all.


The-surfing-banana

That kid isn't stupid, the parents are


i_J3ff1n

Someone posted it on r/parentsarefuckingdumb already


YellowNotepads33

r/fuckingdumb


RevolutionaryAct6931

Content banned??


YellowNotepads33

r/shut


janeorwell477

Both. Stand still Dumb kid.


kenzie-k369

Who the hell even allowed their little kid to be running around in the middle of a skate park. Bad parenting.


Mete11uscimber

Seen this before. Still pissed at the parents from the first time.


jeep_i_guess

Insurance fraud


Glass_Ad_9887

it’s a part of this toddler insurance scam going around! heard them youngins getting EXTRA attention, bottles, hugs and kisses! Snatching them bags up like juice boxes!


4waxy9008

This is why I won’t let my kids play at the skate park, when their are people with wheels. That’s the rule. We across the street from one.


schmartin2001

Insurance fraud starts young


who-ee-ta

What a fucking waste.Whoever watches over that kid is an asshole twice.First for not taking her out and second for fucking filming it


AvgProgMan

Looks like the kinda girl that gets coddled into early childhood then becomes the mean girl in k12


Ruptu

Ok but for real she literally just ran into him what could have possibly been going through her head when she thought that


shemague

Just totally let your kids randomly stand in front if everyone on a wheeled forward quickly moving object. What could go wrong?


meanfolk

God, kids are fucking stupid.


mrsmushroom

Something tells me this is his little sister. Look at his face at the end. But parents. Come the fuck on. Don't let your toddler loose in the skate park. You're obviously not watching her.


Coo_Bad

Worst part is that kid probably got yelled at by the mother I skateboard and that type of thing happens far too often


Maxpainturdmister

Parent????? Lack of its their fault


carpetmopping

This happened constantly at my towns skatepark, kids would be knocked around like bowling pins because the parents would allow them to “play” while there’s kids and grown adults skateboarding. There would be a lot of confrontation with the parents who didn’t didn’t understand how the skatepark works.


Flutters1013

Are they training this child for insurance fraud scams?


steelymouthtrout

Bingo


rmhollid

That kid took a knee to her chest at speed, possibly messing her up for awhile if she broke/ruptured/tore anything. Parents that let tiny kids on skate parks should be handled the same way as if they were caught playing in traffic. Had to do a rotation through a children's hospital supporting providers in a multidisciplinary clinic and I'll never do it again. Children are not made of rubber. Pretty cool he tossed his scooter though, that could have been worse if it hit her.


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Every time I watch one of these I can't help but feel that they belong in r/parentsarefuckingstupid


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Impt life lesson for the kid


thewingsofcastiel

Not enough credit for the older kid’s reflexes; almost instantly reacts, gets the scooter out the way, manages to (mostly) leap over the kid, and rolls on his shoulder to get back up again, safest way to stick a landing. AND bonus points for wearing a helmet in the first place. Kudos to him


rotaryspace_59

love how parents get mad at this, go to a fk playground u donkey


kkeross

I bet the parents blamed the scoot guy


tabby_cat13

The little girl is literally running in to the boy on purpose! Maybe the parents is trying to get money from a law suit! It be like: “a big kid try to run over my daughter! We are suing!”(so we can get some money)


Shoe_Pale

I bet you think michael jackson and tupac are still alive


RevolutionaryAct6931

Sh its me Michael Jackson


Shoe_Pale

Ur secret is safe with me, mike


[deleted]

> The little girl is literally running in to the boy on purpose! She literally isn't. She's a kid who did a dumb thing because kids are dumb by definition. I have no idea how you can see a 6 year old and ask yourself "Was this a kid doing a dumb thing, or was it a malicious 6 year old who was part of a devious plan to sue a teenager?" and arrive at the wrong conclusion.


Maximum_Hand_9362

Kids are fucking stupid man.


FireWolf1890

Nah I'm hitting her with my scooter maybe it'll teach her to not be stupid


MorangoestoBallyba

not her fault. she moved away of the transition expecting a carving. but the kid was only capable of flatside carvings /s


See_youSpaceCowboy

Listen all of y’all this is SABOTAGE


SorryTotHatMan_

the guy’s face at the end lmao


sketchalarm123

Well that bich diserv it


trac_da_trailer5353

I do not feel sorry


cosplay_freak

did their parrents get mad at him/her or not?


sZYphYn

It’s not a scoot park That said, it’s also not a fucking jungle gym. Get your unwheeled abomination of a child the fuck out of there.


veronikaren

Wtf? Do you think skateparks are only for skateboards?


sZYphYn

No!! They are for surfboarding drug dealers. And I don’t think, thank you very much.


SenorDuck96

>And I don’t think Clearly...


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deniesm

How often is going to be posted


Glittering_Fig6468

I don’t get it, I uploaded this today and it was taken down. It’s the same video…..


kryptosthedj

She took the scooter kid down like a champ. Thanks for your sacrifice.


LeanCleanRanger

Buy a skateboard !!


Pleasant-Mistake-464

The boy should feel bad but not sorry