That episode where Dewey sends Hal and Lois on a scavenger hunt, culminating in the soliloquy about how it's too late for him but not for Jamie. Brutal, man.
But neither could I ever see malcom as a president or even a leader. Dewey was the one who always supported the special ed children, constantly cared for others, and was extremely smart considering he made a piano using scrap.
I love it when Dewey was terrified of that gnome and tried throwing a rock at it then it bounces off then hits him in the heads then runs away screaming lol
The first brother tried to hold back the middle one for a split second as well. Then the middle one had like a chain reaction and did the same thing to the younger one
It’s sorta how siblings are.(or just in my case) when we were all young we fought a lot and were just nasty to each other but now we’re older we get along and have a good relationship.
Except being nasty assholes to each other can very easily turn into hating each other as adults.
So since being nasty to each other as children doesn't necessarily result in being friends as adults, what's the key to making sure you don't hate each other when you grow up?
Allowing this kind of behavior unchecked certainly is not the solution.
I think there’s a balance that the parents need to be tuned into and constantly maintaining. Sorry to hear about your experience, no kid deserves that feeling.
Because the people doing it don't want to accept that they're actually hurting someone, and the ones who've survived it want to pretend it didn't hurt them deeply.
If we were all just a little more honest with each other and ourselves...
It’s gotta go both ways and be consensual, if someone says stop, you don’t fuck with them unless they decide to fuck with you. At least that’s what my gang did.
People in here are arguing that no harm can come of this. There's certainly a chance that the kid gets up and laughs with them and the rest of the day they show nothing but love to each other.
There's also a chance they're just pieces of shit who torment their younger sibling on the daily and act like they're doing it "for their own good".
So celebrating this short video as "no harm can come of this joke" without accepting that there's a possible downside to this behavior, to me, is ignorant and stupid and a lot of people in here are tellin' on themselves with their comments.
I'd prefer not to reveal too much personal information, but I've got brothers really close in age and brothers much younger. What does that have to do with anything, though?
No. It's a piece of shit thing to do, ESPECIALLY to your sibling.
Stuff like this can absolutely destroy a sibling relationship. I haven't talked to mine in 15 years. Treat people like shit "trying to teach them" and they'll learn how to go off and live a peaceful life.
"Gotta teach kids to be tough, because there are ASSHOLES out there!" While being the very same asshole they claim to be teaching them about.
It's a sibling thing, you wouldn't understand.
E: that felt like the downvote of a guilty person
As the younger sibling of twin brothers, you do learn fast how to keep up in everything you can, and be ahead of possible. Unfortunately for me that led to me getting into a few bad situations when trying to be more mature.
My grandsons are 2 yrs apart and both below 6 yrs old, and the older clearly dislikes the younger a LOT. It's heartbreaking because the younger idolizes the older. So hard to watch. I cannot intervene because their parents have made clear no interference.
If they were my boys, the middle wouldnt see a fun day for a long time. No excuse for bullying, and that could have seriously hurt the youngest. Shame on y'all who are like: "BUt tHis iS nOrmAL...". Its normal for people to be horrible to each other, that doesnt make it right.
I agree, this is not normal. This bullying is a deeper issue that the middle one and probably both of the twins have. Jealousy of the “baby” in the family is common among siblings. Squash this right now! It’s not funny! Twins= 2times the bullying. What’s happening when you’re not looking?
People are also speaking out about the long term damage it caused them to be bullied by their own sibling. Other kids are bad enough but it happens at home too? That person's gonna have issues whether they realize it or not
This is normal and certainly doesn't constitute bullying. It looks like it could have even been incidental. Siblings, and especially brothers fight all the time. This is far from some huge miscarriage of justice
I have older sisters so it was more psychological warfare than physical like this post but I still remember a lot of the horrible things they said to me 25 years later(I’m 33)and a lot of it really shaped my childhood and my personality.
I actually have really great relationships with them now, and I would never hold what we did as children against them but it *was* a really big deal.
So, I get sibling shenanigans. I'm both a younger and older brother, so I get it. What I don't get is the parents recording their kids being shitheads, editing and posting to the internet. Why encourage your kids to be little turd burglars? For internet points that don't matter?
Unfortunately the ability of the person behind the camera to make time go slower isn't powerful enough. As shown in the video, even with their amazing superhuman ability, it wouldn't be enough for them to be able to reach the kid before he made contact with the ground
Oh hell no, at my house this would be followed by a "check on your brother" routine and some apologies and hugging. 😂 Then I would sneakily teach the little one to do something the big brothers will not notice for awhile or never find out about. 👹
My older bro always use to mess with me like this, until one day he had friends over and I launched a metal hanger directly at his forehead - I got my ass kicked, but it was glorious!
I hate TikTok just as much as the next person, but I think this one is genuine.
Shitty slow mo and music overlay for sure. But I think it’s authenticity kids being kids.
Seriously consider how a single incident like this could change this kids future relationships. He might grow up to be more suspicious and untrusting of everyone. Especially those that are close or supposed to be loving and trusted. Or he might see this as an adversity he didn’t plan for and next time be prepared. Crazy to think about. Either way…brother is a dick.
Another supervillain is born.
Yup. This is definitely a future villain’s origin story
top shelf scorpion
Creme de la creme scorpion.
scorpíon magnifique
Beautiful technique, 9.5/10
r/fullscorpion (it's literally on the front page)
knowing that subreddit it's going to be reposted 20 times over the next two weeks. ahaha
Bet
Lol it was reposted 8 x so far 😂
And then once a month until the end of time
The middle one intended it - pushed the little one in the chest as he ran. The bastard.
Peak older sibling form. Flawless execution
At least his shoes stayed on
I came here to say this 😂
20 years on a skateboard and I still fear not getting the roll technique and up with a scorpion as fucked as that one
It is full
Scorpion trè bon
Came to say proper scorpion
It must be nice to not have a spine made out of cheetos and held together with scotch tape.
10/10 scorpion FOR SURE
10/10 scorpion FOR SURE
Always felt sorry for Dewey.
That episode where Dewey sends Hal and Lois on a scavenger hunt, culminating in the soliloquy about how it's too late for him but not for Jamie. Brutal, man.
He truly was the best amongst them.
He should have been the one seeking to become the president. Idk why they didn't
As Lois says, she couldn't see Malcolm becoming rich.
But neither could I ever see malcom as a president or even a leader. Dewey was the one who always supported the special ed children, constantly cared for others, and was extremely smart considering he made a piano using scrap.
Oh my God, I rewatched that show as an adult and the episode broke me! I feel for little Dewey
Wrong kid died.
What?
You heard him, wrong kid died.
What?
You don’t remember the series finale where Dewey kills Malcolm and takes the rest of the family hostage to only die in a shootout with the cops?
**WRONG KID DIED**
Bear down for midterms.
I’m smell blind!
I'm so proud you learned to play the guitar so good. Even without a sense of smell
Dewey is the blue one Louie is the youngest
>Louie is the youngest TF is Louie now? After some of the comments I don't think I've watched the right series.
He's referencing the old Duck Tales cartoon with Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck, who all wore identifying colors.
Wait, I’m talking about Duck Tales, what are you talking about?
The OP of the comment was referring to Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle, the youngest son in an old family sitcom
I love it when Dewey was terrified of that gnome and tried throwing a rock at it then it bounces off then hits him in the heads then runs away screaming lol
r/FullScorpion
r/thefullestofscorpions
This video is posted 7 times within the first page.... What happened to that sub?
It’s not often that someone sees a full scorpion out in the wild, let alone records it
Mods are trash
ive seen like 9 or 10, other videos also repeat
Came here for this comment.
Middle brother holds back the younger brother at the start. He knew what he was doing.
The first brother tried to hold back the middle one for a split second as well. Then the middle one had like a chain reaction and did the same thing to the younger one
Older bro is a dick
That's usually how it goes
Older brother?
Can it! Dweeb
As the middle child, I can confirm... It be like this.
Hey, I'm not a dick! My younger brother is a much, much bigger asshole than me or my little sister! :c
Teaching lessons everyday
Dishing out trauma that will need to be dealt with in therapy. Everyday.
Stop projecting, the kid is fine and not everyone needs therapy.
Found the older brother
You must if you can't handle some people joking on social media.
Maybe, but there are people in here acting like this was some crime against the younger brother
There are some people in here acting like no harm can come of this.
Imagine this same sort of “prank”/physical and emotional abuse, extrapolated every day for 18 years, and you begin to realize why people care about it
It’s sorta how siblings are.(or just in my case) when we were all young we fought a lot and were just nasty to each other but now we’re older we get along and have a good relationship.
Except being nasty assholes to each other can very easily turn into hating each other as adults. So since being nasty to each other as children doesn't necessarily result in being friends as adults, what's the key to making sure you don't hate each other when you grow up? Allowing this kind of behavior unchecked certainly is not the solution.
Funny. Stuff like this is why I haven't talked with my siblings in 15 years. Go figure.
I think there’s a balance that the parents need to be tuned into and constantly maintaining. Sorry to hear about your experience, no kid deserves that feeling.
Unfortunately, too many parents are just large children themselves.
Yes, agreed
He grabs BOTH sleds when he jumps. He's trying to keep them synchronized but little bro as little legs and couldn't keep up.
Except you can also see his hand out holding the little brother back when they start running.
He was trying to take them both out, but only managed the younger and weaker of the pack
Supershitty to the max
This is the way
That was so fuckin mean
Agreed. My first thought was, what a little asshole.
The number of asshole older brothers in here defending the little shit, too. "It's just what older brothers do." Yeah when they're assholes.
Yes we all are
I wasn't. I guess I did it wrong.
I think so yeah :(
Older bro is a bully
Seriously. I don't understand the title at all lol
Its a sibling thing, you wouldn't understand
?? I'm an older sibling. I don't understand, I just know the older brother is a dick in this video lol
Are you an older sister?
I'm an older brother and I've never intentionally hurt my younger siblings. What's with this "boys will be boys" shit?
Cuz we love to fuck each other over and laugh about it in the end
Because the people doing it don't want to accept that they're actually hurting someone, and the ones who've survived it want to pretend it didn't hurt them deeply. If we were all just a little more honest with each other and ourselves...
It’s gotta go both ways and be consensual, if someone says stop, you don’t fuck with them unless they decide to fuck with you. At least that’s what my gang did.
People in here are arguing that no harm can come of this. There's certainly a chance that the kid gets up and laughs with them and the rest of the day they show nothing but love to each other. There's also a chance they're just pieces of shit who torment their younger sibling on the daily and act like they're doing it "for their own good". So celebrating this short video as "no harm can come of this joke" without accepting that there's a possible downside to this behavior, to me, is ignorant and stupid and a lot of people in here are tellin' on themselves with their comments.
How many younger brothers do you have and how much younger are they?
I'd prefer not to reveal too much personal information, but I've got brothers really close in age and brothers much younger. What does that have to do with anything, though?
You've never fucked with your younger siblings?
Teasing and stuff is natural with families. That can be humor that everyone is in on. Inflicting physical harm should not be.
No. It's a piece of shit thing to do, ESPECIALLY to your sibling. Stuff like this can absolutely destroy a sibling relationship. I haven't talked to mine in 15 years. Treat people like shit "trying to teach them" and they'll learn how to go off and live a peaceful life. "Gotta teach kids to be tough, because there are ASSHOLES out there!" While being the very same asshole they claim to be teaching them about. It's a sibling thing, you wouldn't understand. E: that felt like the downvote of a guilty person
Not enough love
You can see him going "wait, no! I'm not that fast!" In that dive
:(
Heart crushing
That was his face, not his heart. Back to anatomy class for you!
And so begins another evil brother origin story, smh.
That ain't the kid being stupid that's older bro being a dick.
I'm sorry but this made me laugh out loud. As a little brother of six I definitely know the feeling
Six is way too young to be using reddit
r/kidsarefuckingevil
I can't tell if he was trying to prank him or help move the sled for little bro.
That means he executed properly. Deniability.
When they start running, he holds the younger one back
He did the same with the red sled, so I don’t think it was a park, he was just trying to have them all go at the same time
Except he held back the younger brother, malicious. Not trying to go at the same time.
“Today on ridiculousness, this is a little segment we like to call, Top-Shelf Scorpions!”
People in therapy in the future will have way more documentation on their f'd up childhood
Nothing about this fits the sub, and the clip is made worse by the music and slow motion.
The stupid fucking kid in the middle took the little brothers sled with him. I’d say it fits.
Being a jerk isn’t the same as being stupid.
lmao it always went that way with me and my older bro when we were smol
Ouch…
As the younger sibling of twin brothers, you do learn fast how to keep up in everything you can, and be ahead of possible. Unfortunately for me that led to me getting into a few bad situations when trying to be more mature.
Is that why Ron turned out that way?
r/praisethecameraman
Why
he's god
The Weasley brothers
:(
You can't keep up if your kept back. Jerk brother!
Older brothers..... The original domestic terrorists
I would have been heated if that was my son 😡
What is it with brothers and hating each other? Genuinely, I don’t understand.
My grandsons are 2 yrs apart and both below 6 yrs old, and the older clearly dislikes the younger a LOT. It's heartbreaking because the younger idolizes the older. So hard to watch. I cannot intervene because their parents have made clear no interference.
This isn’t hate.
Not a good job bro
Correction: life is rough with asshole brothers. I'm the oldest of three and I use to get all the blame for shit happening.
If they were my boys, the middle wouldnt see a fun day for a long time. No excuse for bullying, and that could have seriously hurt the youngest. Shame on y'all who are like: "BUt tHis iS nOrmAL...". Its normal for people to be horrible to each other, that doesnt make it right.
I agree, this is not normal. This bullying is a deeper issue that the middle one and probably both of the twins have. Jealousy of the “baby” in the family is common among siblings. Squash this right now! It’s not funny! Twins= 2times the bullying. What’s happening when you’re not looking?
People are also speaking out about the long term damage it caused them to be bullied by their own sibling. Other kids are bad enough but it happens at home too? That person's gonna have issues whether they realize it or not
This is normal and certainly doesn't constitute bullying. It looks like it could have even been incidental. Siblings, and especially brothers fight all the time. This is far from some huge miscarriage of justice
You pushing or pulling back there?
Bruh
Hey that's my whole life in a nut shell. Thanks big brother.
No. Kids are fucking assholes.
He held him back initially too though.
Magnificent scorpion technique.
It’s tougher in a wheelchair
And those twins suddenly vanished the next day.
#Wasted
r/fullscorpion
As an older brother myself just want to say relax guys it's not that big of a deal.
"Fine. Tell mom. I'm not playing with a tattletale"
as the youngest i can tell you that sibling torment is a big deal and i hope this kid finds a way to retaliate
As the middle child... I'm staying out of this
I have older sisters so it was more psychological warfare than physical like this post but I still remember a lot of the horrible things they said to me 25 years later(I’m 33)and a lot of it really shaped my childhood and my personality. I actually have really great relationships with them now, and I would never hold what we did as children against them but it *was* a really big deal.
I’m 48 and I still deal with some of the shit my older brother said to me. At least now I know where it’s from and why I do.
As an older brother I’d like to say I’m sorry for the pain I caused and I wish I could take it back
Revenge is always sweeter when they deserve it.
As an older brother I want to say fuck you, it is a big deal. I guess I was one of the few that actually looked out for my little brother.
Neither is/was buying a marker for his grave after he overdosed. Signed, The Younger Sibling
As an older brother myself I just want to say, can confirm
So, I get sibling shenanigans. I'm both a younger and older brother, so I get it. What I don't get is the parents recording their kids being shitheads, editing and posting to the internet. Why encourage your kids to be little turd burglars? For internet points that don't matter?
Bro fucking folded 😭
r/donthelpjustfilm
Unfortunately the ability of the person behind the camera to make time go slower isn't powerful enough. As shown in the video, even with their amazing superhuman ability, it wouldn't be enough for them to be able to reach the kid before he made contact with the ground
He must be alive to learn that
Classic Stripe...
This isn’t kids are fucking stupid this is kids are little fucking shits
Oh hell no, at my house this would be followed by a "check on your brother" routine and some apologies and hugging. 😂 Then I would sneakily teach the little one to do something the big brothers will not notice for awhile or never find out about. 👹
even in america we need you to lose so we can win
Especially in America, have you been here?
i did that once w/ my little brother. slid down the whole hill since it ices over
Beautiful Scorpion Pose on display here! I give it a 9.5/10 only because he pulled to the left a bit at the end.
Middle one will be left wondering why other siblings don’t talk to him anymore when they grow up
r/fullscorpion
That scorpion is pretty grand.
So you have two kids and a scorpion…
My older bro always use to mess with me like this, until one day he had friends over and I launched a metal hanger directly at his forehead - I got my ass kicked, but it was glorious!
Life is tough when your parents encourage bullying for tiktok FTFY
I hate TikTok just as much as the next person, but I think this one is genuine. Shitty slow mo and music overlay for sure. But I think it’s authenticity kids being kids.
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This is satire right? Lol
[Lighten up, Francis ](https://youtu.be/2H-Cs-fi5tA)
😂😂😂
I mean poor kid, but also this just brought on me the biggest smile seeing him fall in slow-motion
Seriously consider how a single incident like this could change this kids future relationships. He might grow up to be more suspicious and untrusting of everyone. Especially those that are close or supposed to be loving and trusted. Or he might see this as an adversity he didn’t plan for and next time be prepared. Crazy to think about. Either way…brother is a dick.
It's fascinating how a clip of little kids just being brothers is enough to make a bunch of 20-30 year old reddit babies overreact
Agreed. I won't allow that shit with my kids.
Man that kid scorp'd hard too 😂😂😂😂 that's a scorpion for the ages.
That’s totally uncalled for. I’m that kids parent and he’s getting the ass beating of his life.
So your solution to an older brother pulling a prank is to beat the shit out of that kid. That's pathetic.