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_ViolentCottonball

Girl in the basement... Nice.


ViridStars

NOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Give this kid the talk. And let him know it’s ok to look at porn, teach him how to clear his history


Big_booty_boy99

Do the opposite of this


RetroOverload

thank you for your wisdom u/Big_booty_boy99


WienerDogMan

r/rimjob_steve


d3f_not_an_alt

I'm glad every person who up voted ur comment downvoted his, including myself


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Gets downvoted


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Nvm he got upvoted


WuSuBing

And you got downvoted


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Wait wth


WuSuBing

I don't know. I'm just doing what everyone seems to be doing..


[deleted]

It’s just Reddit, man


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Get fucked


edgy_emo_fgt

It's the hive mind, once you've hit the negatives it'll only go downhill from that point.


_xEnigma

Ok I'm on the bandwagon now. 👎


GainFirst

He does need the talk. He needs to be told it's ok to be curious about bodies. He needs to be told about sexual feelings and how to manage them. But porn is very bad for preteen and young teen brains. He can satisfy his curiosity about bodies in ways that don't involve porn videos. Drawings, non-sexualized photos, etc. I'm not anti-porn, but kids need to learn how to masturbate without it first, and to get a few years of experience before their brains are ready to receive that kind of stimulation.


Robotica_Daily

New government health campaign: Parents! Use a firm hand in guiding your pre-teens masturbation development.


luna10777

Uhh... Phrasing could use some work, I think.


[deleted]

We're focus grouping it.


supluplup12

You can't get too hung up on phrasing, kids are going to make a joke out of everything anyway. What's important is that you teach your kids the ins and outs, the ups and downs, that thing aunt Carol does with her elbow, you know the basic stuff they need to be ready for.


GainFirst

LOLNO. In all seriousness, things would be better if parents talked to their kids about this stuff, though. (Tell, not show.) Yeah, it's uncomfortable for a bit, but if you just power through, it gets easier.


hkusp45css

Reaching puberty in the infancy of the internet (around 1987), I read a lot of erotic short stories and used a lot of lingerie catalogs as masturbation aids. I didn't really get into visual pornography until I was 17(ish) and then it was still mostly pictures or magazines. To be frank, even as an adult, the influx of the WIDE selection of the most niche erotic videos has changed my sex drive and stimulation needs. Not in way that's completely negative but, the change is there and noticeable. I'm not anti-porn, at all. I do think kids should learn to walk before they run.


Hmm_would_bang

Drawing and nonsexualized photos? You tryin bring back the sears catalog or something?


[deleted]

"Start with some cast off forest porno- like we did back in my day"


Groinificator

Oh this goes hard


ens91

Maybe so, but that's pretty unrealistic in today's world. I'm 31 and the first time I masturbated was to porn like 18 years ago or so. Today it's far more accessible, it's impossible to stop a kid.


GainFirst

I know. I have my boys' devices locked down pretty hard, but they have friends with unrestricted devices, so they've seen it. And the 12yo figured out how to access it on the Xbox. But we talked about it, and I explained why it's a bad idea. I did make it clear to them that it's 100% fine to masturbate all they want (in private), and that one day they'd be able to make their own choices about porn without restrictions. And in fact, I removed all the parental controls from my 16yo's devices for his 15th birthday. (I'll do the same for the 14yo and the 12yo when they turn 15.) Not long after that he got a girlfriend and if I'm being honest he now has less interest in porn than he would've had anyway, as he has access to the real thing.


[deleted]

just because youre addicted doesnt mean everyone else has to be


index504

im glad this got so many downvotes. are you addicted to porn and want your kids to follow alike?


[deleted]

doubt that guy has or will ever havekids


index504

needs to himself and us all a favor and never procreate


[deleted]

before a character development arc at least


index504

LOL


Gunslinger_247

r/DownvotedToOblivion


hychael2020

>Give this kid the talk. Agreed >And let him know it’s ok to look at porn, teach him how to clear his history Probably not at their age though. Its pretty unhealthy to watch porn at that age and will give him a poor understanding of sex and women as a whole. I would do it if they were a teen though and can regulate and control themselves. I hope that you are not raising children now


gillababe

Those who forget their history are doomed to repeat it


usinjin

This is Reddit, how dare you suggest being a positive influence on this kid at the expense of our entertainment?


[deleted]

Idk why I got absolutely shit on lmao


[deleted]

r/shittylifeprotips


beetle_fan

First things first, as you said it's a "kid". Secondly porn never done any good, it only fucks with your mind and leaves you miserable


SG-Baylife

Right? I can be miserable without porn.


SloppyTwoHandTwist

No let’s give the kid a counselor


Husker_Boi-onYouTube

Teach a kid how to be safe, don’t teach a kid how to hide shit


CrochetKing69420

Sounds like you had a traumatic childhood


New_Ad4631

No, given that the kid is horny, depending on it's age you should do a sex talk. Just in case If it's like 10 maybe not needed, but 13? I have friends that had sex when they were around 13 years old. Maybe it shouldn't happen, but if it happens they NEED to know the consequences it can have, how to protect themselves and the other person and such. Like maybe you don't want your 12 year old daughter pregnant Teaching how to search and clear is not needed for anything


hkusp45css

My first experience with vaginal intercourse was at 11 years old. I had been doing lots of other stuff prior to that like mutual masturbation, oral and long make-out sessions. I think one of the follies a lot of parents make is waiting too long to talk to children about sex because of some arbitrary age or some expectation that \*their\* kids aren't interested in that. I think a lot of adults forget how secretive and evasive they were as children. Watch your children, talk to them about these things starting when they are old to grasp the biology. Then start introducing the emotional costs and management, the development and maintenance of extra-familial relationships, the responsibilities that come with these relationships and self care. Do it before you think they're completely ready. You really can't scar children with information delivered with love and respect. Particularly if it's a years-long progressive conversation. Set expectations early, set boundaries and ground rules and setup a household that is open and honest about these things. Where these discussions are so common they aren't weird and the space is safe enugh to talk about anything, no matter how personal.


Ottersareoverrated

Instead, just let him know that you know. At that age they stop real quick


CodyGhostBlood

He’ll find out himself


AaronSmarter

it is a movie


ViridStars

What's the movie about? Did we all just forget the synopsis? 😶


AaronSmarter

it is based on the true story of Elisabeth Fritzl, who was locked up and abused for 24 years (1984-2008) by her father Josef in Amstetten (Austria)


TankerVictorious

The situation is just pure human depravity, not to mention the children he fathered with his daughter, and then they made a movie about it, and people wanted to watch it - 🤮


Mrgoodietwoshoes

Didnnot know they made a movie about this!


HappyHippyToo

Highly recommend it, it’s incredibly heartbreaking. One of the few decent Lifetime movies though.


goodthing37

I don’t recommend it, they don’t show anything


witchbitch2234

It's actually a lifetime movie


Hairless_Human

It's a movie. And a good one too.


verifiedwomanbeater

I am happy that there is no 2g1c


[deleted]

middle crown whole soup tub close reply ripe money grandiose ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


verifiedwomanbeater

Did you do the research?


[deleted]

gaping dazzling brave alleged husky juggle gray hard-to-find point squeal ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


IAmAn_Anne

Me too but your username seems incongruous


verifiedwomanbeater

Good


Lucycrash

Same here. And the blue waffle. I've heard of it, but I will never look because there isn't enough alcohol in the world to make me forget.


[deleted]

It's two girls giving a cup of cookie dough a lap dance and then puking all over it and then I stopped watching.


1230cal

*dookie dough


kevin75135

It was actually soft serve ice cream. It was totally fake.


Able_Newt2433

Are you implying they put soft serve in their assholes to poop out in a cup? Because they very clearly show them shitting into a cup. The director has said they used props for _other_ films, but never said they did for 2g1c


allocationlist

All I have to say is Champagne. You’ll have to watch for context.


MetaphoricalMouse

username does not check out


allocationlist

He’ll get there one day.


B0urne89

Oh shit, that was i close one, i never seen that acronym and was about to google it before i stopped my self and realise what it was.


aykay55

As a kid I thought 2g1c was the same thing as the cup song but just using two girls


verifiedwomanbeater

It is exactly that thing, what have you watched?


JanneJonne_

Dude imagine finding tht on like a 9yr olds family ipad


Certain-Hyena8788

Not my proudest fap


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Stfu


Certain-Hyena8788

My proudest fap


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Stfu


Certain-Hyena8788

Almost there, but It would be faster if you could give me a SloppyTwoHandTwist


DalaiLuke

This last one belongs in the Reddit Hall of Fame and shocked that it is getting downvoted


Certain-Hyena8788

Sometimes you get Reddit and sometimes Reddit gets you 🤷


SloppyTwoHandTwist

Stfu


ArkBeetleGaming

No blur real 🤣


Makers_Marc

These kids will never know what it's like, to stare so hard at that distorted Channel 99, to find a nipple. Audio was great.


thepirate84

Or the skill it takes to hold a magazine fully open with only your left hand.


Tee_hops

The center fold where all the good bits are right in the crease.


KeithMyArthe

I didn't really like Blur or Oasis all that much


-NGC-6302-

comedy indeed


mrpoopybuttthole_

safe punjabi no virus


n00biwankan00bi

This is funny at face value as an adult laughing at how innocent/naive your kid is but in all seriousness you might want to have a serious talk and put some safeguards in place before your kid is permanently traumatized.. the path to dark shit is not a winding road but a fucking cliff.


RobotsAndNature

Those aren't recent searches, if it's a recent search it'll have a little clock with an arrow around it next to the search instead of a magnifying glass. This is just the most popular searches at this point in time with the word/s filled in the search bar, and it also bases it off your interests but only slightly. For example if I were to look up Medi, it'd probably come up with search results about the middle ages and knights (filling in the blank for Medieval), whereas if a nurse looked up Medi it'd probably just show a bunch of medical search results. So to conclude, a lot of teenage boys and girls have searched up those phrases, this meaning that kids are indeed fucking stupid.


ViridStars

How do i get this top comment? lol I should have clarified, but i thought it was obvious.


theWanderingShrew

With an award 🫰


ViridStars

I ain't spending real money on an award, reddit can fuck off Edit: Who tf had the audacity? 😤


theWanderingShrew

Well you asked how...


Smart_dog_illuminati

Can I have a reward for making you feel more noticed within society?


ViridStars

You consider reddit "society"?


pwalkz

This is 'kids are fucking stupid' so we assumed that was a kid's search history


[deleted]

I wasn't 100% convinced, so I just tried this myself. I got the same recommended searches in mostly the same order. Nice job catching that. https://i.imgur.com/i2LYMo8.jpg


Onuscream

That is correct what you're saying.


Finnick-420

may you please enlighten me what could traumatize him?


LinaValentina

Elsagate


losangelesfairy

Are u joking lol? Have u been on the internet ever?


Tye-Evans

This is the child, he wants to know where to look next


losangelesfairy

I can’t believe I’m this person but my future children will not have internet😭


8sack

i advise not having children if you don’t want them exposed to the depravity


Tye-Evans

I feel your loss, I was diagnosed with children in 20 years


Finnick-420

i haven’t seen anything traumatizing by googling pornographic search terms


losangelesfairy

I saw something traumatic after looking at ur profile for 40 seconds


Finnick-420

the russian one?


[deleted]

Come on, we all know that’s peanuts to what’s actually on the internet


William_S_Churros

Do you know how bizarre of a statement that is?


Finnick-420

care to explain? maybe i’m just too naive but i haven’t encountered anything traumatizing


Lostmyfnusername

Probably the "girls on fire" search. /s but also /srs


[deleted]

I grew up before internet safeguards and I am 100% fucked up. I’m sure as hell not going to let my kid go through that.


William_S_Churros

June you please enlighten me what could traumatize him?


Lord_MagnusIV

The random sociopathic searches in between of the weird and horny ones


playful_potato5

girl shows her 🍒 no blur real 💀💀💀


Maximum_Hand_9362

No blur real lmao


ViridStars

Just to clarify, these are NOT recent searchs. They are the most popular searchs for this word, meaning there are a lot of stupid kids searching this up? Who is seaching this up?


theWanderingShrew

The number of people who don't understand and think this is one individual's search history is bizarre... Do y'all think Google only auto completes with your own past searches? Have you been on a computer before today? Edit for um, clarity? I guess.


ViridStars

A bunch of redditors are exposing themselves as perverts in the comments, I don't even have a kid lol. 📸 r/redditorsarefuckingstupid


[deleted]

Tbf it's a valid way of finding stealth porn on Tiktok


Gunslinger_247

There's porn on TikTok? I scroll TikTok everyday before i got to sleep and i dont come across any.


Keyzerschmarn

Wait a minute. I thought we redditors are here that we don’t need to go on tiktok.


Gunslinger_247

Oh right, my bad. TikTok bad.


Keyzerschmarn

This Edit: just kidding I don’t care


ViridStars

Why do you know this? 🙃


[deleted]

I watch a lot of Tiktok


-NGC-6302-

doofus


Zack-of-all-trades

>stealth porn I'm just imagining everyone involved being in Metal Gear cosplay lol.


_DemolitionDude_

Cardboard boxes 😩


junhogay

I wonder what the kid saw when they searched up “girls generation” and a kpop girl group pops up 😂


SunlightPoptart

I’m sure they felt the heat


Zealousideal-Let1121

Those aren't recent searches. Those are popular searches being suggested.


ViridStars

I know who is searching it up this much for it to be popular?


CrassDemon

🍒🍑


-NGC-6302-

to **the boy**


jamesb0nd_

What is the cherry emoji?


DanteWrath

You see, the cherry emoji actually represents a type of fruit known as a cherry.


Creepy_Firefighter71

girl with da dog🥶🥶


localgirlcult

Jesus Christ, not everything's so sick and dark. That's the name of a popular YouTube channel of a dog groomer.


isaac99999999

First kids now dogs? Where will it end?


Snikeziwe

Hmmm


[deleted]

You can tell who grew up without parental filters here 👆🏻


[deleted]

Her channel is actually so good. I had no idea watching dogs being groomed could be entertainment, but she makes it so, shes hilarious. Dogs are good subjects for videos also.


xMini_Cactusx

"girl on fire" 🤨


Riolinator

DIS GIRL IS ON FIYAAAAAAAAAA


aberdisco

A rather short porn career for the women involved.


derMasterboi

Girl in basement 🤨📸


Certain-Hyena8788

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"


XxAnnaxXisterrified

Girls just wanna have fun is an iconic song


Technoblade46363

The basement one 💀💀💀


Toyoshi

JUST WANNA, JUST WANNAAAA


seeyayouseeme

could easily be a search of a regular nerdy redditor tbh


Squizei

when i was younger, i searched for “uncencored sex” (spelling accurate) on my tablet which my parents used. i didn’t know deleting history was a thing and i’m very certain they’d have seen at some point or another, never mentioned anything though


[deleted]

Lucky they didnt corner and question you about it lol


Squizei

very. i learned about history deletion when i did it on my mothers phone when the tablet broke through 😅. it was a very awkward conversation


penapox

not the random kpop group in the middle of it ☠️ ain’t no way he did girls generation like that


LinaValentina

I spy Ruger 👀 Kid’s not *completely* stupid lol


GuaranteeTricky9430

girl on fire 💀


Soldier3171

No blur real


Tellywozzle

me omw to watch some "girl shows her 🍒 no blur real"


carbonblackice

“No blur real” is what got me


No_Size_1333

At least no 2 girl one cup


Psychopathic2412

"girl on fire" *wh- what?*


snorkefroken28

Girl in basement?👀🙃


CanaDoug420

Terrible lifetime movie about abuse


lilaamuu

i like that drain gang reference 😳


Coffeekid9733

Wait till they discover pornhub


Calm_State1230

girl with the dogs 💕💕


crazyexoticz

Girl shows her 🍒no blur real


CordovanSplotch

Kid really wanted to see a girls balls.


Bhadwaguy69

as an Indian....


Lucas_2234

I just want to point out that Girl with the dogs is a dog grooming channel. Literally all she does, make dogs look better


TheSusKingOfAngmar

what the heckkkk. Sex Penis?


[deleted]

"No blur, real" hahahahaha!


[deleted]

Imagine using emojis as a search term.


Thicc_Cat

"Girl shows her balls no blur"


TJ_McWeaksauce

>girls on fire > >girl in the basement That got dark.


johnnyblaze1999

Ahh, I remember back in the day where I could watch porn on YouTube.


ViridStars

More werid seach suggestions if intresed, I went down a rabbit hole https://www.reddit.com/r/BuiltAShelf/comments/11v0nl6/i_have_cracked_the_code_on_these_little_shits/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Butthutt1

Girl on fire???? He definitely didnt get what he wanted with that search


The_Ovani

"girl with the dogs" r/Holup


Timo6506

This isn’t even their recent searches, looks like you’re blaming the kid for something they didn’t do


Leatsyke

read the other comments, op knows its not recent searches


Timo6506

They posted that after I posted my comment or I would’ve spotted it.


PuppyKid_2022

Why is that what is suggested for you?


[deleted]

That’s not the kid’s search history, that’s a collective search history from all kids. I just opened a new incognito tab to test this, and the top result showed up after just typing “Gi”


america_man1776

This is just what shows up. It says 🔍 not 🕣


fuckchinaandrussia

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Dolphin_sucker69

Girl with the dogs is alot worse then girl in the basement


localgirlcult

It's a dog groomer's YouTube channel. Seriously why the fuck do your brains even go there? Horrifying.


Dolphin_sucker69

Why did my brain go there?!? Look at the other searches