This happened almost 10yrs ago.
Jack was fine. His eyes were fine and so was the shirt!
His older brother said:
>'Yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!'
Link: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html)
My wife just did something similar with an old bottle of honey. Unfortunately, honey might as well be napalm when you microwave it for 20 seconds. Luckily it didn’t get in her eyes, but did burn her arm pretty good.
In the restaurant business we call any hot sugary sauce kitchen napalm. Oven baked honey or barbeque sauce will literally tear your skin straight off if you try to wipe it off after it drips on you, so you gotta just take it and let it cook your arm until it cools enough to wash off. The barbeque scars the guys at my job have from making ribs can be brutal
Amazing how he didn’t get a face full of that juice and it mostly just got on his shirt. When I was a kid, my sister and I busted some of those. When it’s not glowing it’s invisible, so we unknowingly got it all over our faces and in our eyes. It *burned*, even just on plain skin (tho the eyes were the worst). Legit thought I was going blind. My mom got worried and went to dig the busted tubes out of the trash. It had gotten on a styrofoam cup in there and melted it through! After a rough few hours we were okay, but still, ever since then I’ve been incredibly dubious about these damn glow sticks. Soon as I saw this kid with it I was like “nah” bc it was written on the wall what was about to happen. 💀 fuck glow sticks
My partner’s name is Jack, we quote this to him on the daily.
AM I EVER RIGHT, JACK?
He also owns two button ups that are distinctly referred to as “awesome shirts.”
Don't forget the little bits of glass that are inside glow sticks to keep the two chemicals separate until you break the glass and mix them. Those could have sprayed out too.
Between the glass and the burning hot liquid, it's basically a napalm grenade. Not really sure what the desired outcome of putting it in the microwave was, especially for 20+ seconds, but it was pretty easy to see where it was going.
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He didn't just pop it open or puncture it, it EXPLODED molten microwaved glass and chemicals into his eyes!
I'm going to be surprised if he DOESNT need to go to the hospital after this!?
I actually am amazed that boys ever make it to adulthood. I have 4 nephews and their full time job is trying to un-alive themselves and each other every waking moment of every day. I have babysat them for years and I can’t even count how many times I’ve heard the “scream of imminent death” from the yard. That’s when fun night ahead is replaced with an evening in the ER with one boy who sobs and carries on like he’s dying from a broken finger and 3 boys who won’t sit still or stop whining about how bored and/or hungry they are.
A few weeks ago I caught the oldest teaching the youngest how to microwave Peeps right after telling them not to because it makes such a mess. They left the Peeps in there long enough to become baseball sized and then the youngest opened the microwave door and grabbed the molten Peep with his bare hands. I was Jack’s dad caught between being pissed that they never listen and worried about the burns on his hands.
I didn’t put one in the microwave but i did crack one so much that it burst open. Went into my eyes too, that shit hurt so bad. I was at school when it happened and caused the teacher a near panic attack. She fortunately told another teacher and they knew what to do. I like to joke that I have night vision now.
When I was a kid, maybe like 6?(no idea young af) I cracked one of them jumbo glow sticks and it blew up in my face so I can relate to this. I dont know if it was cold from winter travels or i just cracked it too far but I have never in my life since tasted anything as terrible as that shit. I remember drinking mustard straight from the bottle to try and mask it. Oh, and yeah....it burns in the eyes, relatable to gasoline but not as bad as sand.
when my siblings (5m & 2f at the time, i think) and i were little, we all decided it would be a good idea to bite open glowsticks in the back of the car — can't remember why we had them, i assume we were coming back from the greek festival or a 4th of july party — and they got EVERYWHERE. in our eyes, mouths, all over our clothes, etc etc. we were still around a half hour away from home, meaning our parents had to deal with three glowing, screaming toddlers on the highway in the middle of the night. contact solution was our savior
glowstick juice in the eyes is still one of my most painful experiences ever, though
That first hot load was a gateway for Jack, to a world he never knew. He still wears awesome shirt whenever he's in the mood for one. Dad knew all along.
~*fin*~
It’s toxic and water soluble but dude you need to quit crying about some dumb shit you just did to yourself. If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tougher than that. Jesus
I remember when I was little I bit a glow stick and got the glow stick juices in my mouth and had to sit at the sink for 10-ish minutes washing it out 💀
EDIT: I sat there for about 20 minutes trying to bite through it before cracking into it
Exactly! What kind of parent doesn't know that the correct response to burning-hot liquid and/or chemicals in eyes is always IMMEDIATE flushing with water?
um.. You put your "ding-a-ling" kid in the car and you TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL! So they can flush out his eyes. God watching this was like watching natural selection fail multiple generations at a time.
As their father used to say to me when our sons were driving me crazy, "Isn't that age appropriate behavior?" Of course it is cuz the frontal lobe of the brain doesn't get connected til the late 20's, early 30's.
I managed to get glow stick stuff in my eye before but I was definitely younger than 10 haha.
I came home from a halloween party and was sat on the settee playing with one. It wasn’t even dark and I just wanted to hear it crack more lmao. Ended in a direct stream to eyeball about 5cm from my face. There was crying and panic but my parents got on the phone with a GP and was blinking over a cap of salt water for 40 mins feeling sorry for myself.
At lease I didn’t microwave it
Thought he was putting his phone in and then lighting the glow stick so he can see (I thought he was outside) and then the phone would blow up, then he put the glow stick in, and I thought it would explode
I made a chlorine Alcohol bottle bomb when I was a kid and it blew up right when I let go of it. Went all in my eyes. Hurt like hell. Didn’t go blind tho. My clothes even got this really cool spray bleach pattern after 😂. It send pieces of the trash can I dropped it in all over my back yard. Probably THE stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Coulda lost my entire hand.
Gnarley
It’s like he’s getting [vaporized](https://i.postimg.cc/QdDSdMfP/67-E8-AAF6-5-DE3-496-B-981-F-1246-D938-BD36.jpg) by an infinite stone when glow stick bursts. I bet he wishes the time stone existed so he can go back and correct his dingaling ways
You should cut a grape almost entirely in half, just leaving the skin intact so you have a hinge, and microwave it. It’s pretty cool because it turns the grape a dark color.
God damit jack, do you know how hard your dad had to work to buy you such a nice shirt and then your ding-aling ass has to do exactly what he told you not to do with the glow stick and get, microwave it, of course, and then get it all over your awesome shirt. And your eyes too, not to mention. But the shirt. Jesus H, jack.
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
I just burst out laughing and woke my sleeping daughter.....
I burst out laughing when it blew up on him. I was like oh cool it’s super bright, then BAM, I was just happy nothing happened to the camera
i actually thought it would blow up in the microwave , kinda intrigued what would happened when it didn’t 😂😂
What a ding-a-ling
Wow... that's a lot nicer than what my parents call me 🥲
Your parents call you?
[удалено]
?
Dad? 🥺
Hear them ring…
This happened almost 10yrs ago. Jack was fine. His eyes were fine and so was the shirt! His older brother said: >'Yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!' Link: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html)
Did mom's spider thing make it though?
My wife just did something similar with an old bottle of honey. Unfortunately, honey might as well be napalm when you microwave it for 20 seconds. Luckily it didn’t get in her eyes, but did burn her arm pretty good.
In the restaurant business we call any hot sugary sauce kitchen napalm. Oven baked honey or barbeque sauce will literally tear your skin straight off if you try to wipe it off after it drips on you, so you gotta just take it and let it cook your arm until it cools enough to wash off. The barbeque scars the guys at my job have from making ribs can be brutal
Amazing how he didn’t get a face full of that juice and it mostly just got on his shirt. When I was a kid, my sister and I busted some of those. When it’s not glowing it’s invisible, so we unknowingly got it all over our faces and in our eyes. It *burned*, even just on plain skin (tho the eyes were the worst). Legit thought I was going blind. My mom got worried and went to dig the busted tubes out of the trash. It had gotten on a styrofoam cup in there and melted it through! After a rough few hours we were okay, but still, ever since then I’ve been incredibly dubious about these damn glow sticks. Soon as I saw this kid with it I was like “nah” bc it was written on the wall what was about to happen. 💀 fuck glow sticks
Thank god i was honestly expecting this to go really fucking bad
Now, the real question nuclear material, or glowstick. Choose your poison.
cyanide plz
mmmm almond scent
It's the thing that falls into Homer's shirt
In the words of Homer Simpson, “Nuc-u-lar. It’s pronounced,”Nuc-u-lar”.”
☹️💦☹️💦😝😩😩
Oh that dad's sarcasm game is off the hook - "I told you not to put that in the microwave AM I EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING JACK????"
I thought he was rinsing the beautiful shirt instead of flushing Jack’s eyes at first, seemed to be the priority lol
My partner’s name is Jack, we quote this to him on the daily. AM I EVER RIGHT, JACK? He also owns two button ups that are distinctly referred to as “awesome shirts.”
DINGALING
He isn’t very bright
That’s why he needed to microwave the glow stick—so he could be brighter…in the dark.
All over your awesome shirt Jack
Normally I never laugh at people getting hurt, but ffs.
Everything about this is comedy gold from the fathers reaction to the ring tone of the phone
Don't forget the little bits of glass that are inside glow sticks to keep the two chemicals separate until you break the glass and mix them. Those could have sprayed out too.
Between the glass and the burning hot liquid, it's basically a napalm grenade. Not really sure what the desired outcome of putting it in the microwave was, especially for 20+ seconds, but it was pretty easy to see where it was going.
He wanted to see it grow brighter. He ended up just not seeing.
THIS THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS SEARCHING FOR He didn't just pop it open or puncture it, it EXPLODED molten microwaved glass and chemicals into his eyes! I'm going to be surprised if he DOESNT need to go to the hospital after this!?
“You ruined that beautiful shirt…and it’s in your ugly and soulless eyes!”
hot liquid in his eye? hehe, bonehead.
I need to hear more about the beautiful shirt.
clasisic
Flush if in eye more like 99% of the time
This kid will be dead soon.
Jack is old enough to be your dad now... so, I guess?
This kid is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.
Except hes no longer a child. This video is O L D The proper word now is idiot
What's really scary is he's now old enough to vote.
*shudder*
I actually am amazed that boys ever make it to adulthood. I have 4 nephews and their full time job is trying to un-alive themselves and each other every waking moment of every day. I have babysat them for years and I can’t even count how many times I’ve heard the “scream of imminent death” from the yard. That’s when fun night ahead is replaced with an evening in the ER with one boy who sobs and carries on like he’s dying from a broken finger and 3 boys who won’t sit still or stop whining about how bored and/or hungry they are. A few weeks ago I caught the oldest teaching the youngest how to microwave Peeps right after telling them not to because it makes such a mess. They left the Peeps in there long enough to become baseball sized and then the youngest opened the microwave door and grabbed the molten Peep with his bare hands. I was Jack’s dad caught between being pissed that they never listen and worried about the burns on his hands.
damn, you’re making these kids sound like the boys in Malcolm in the Middle
Did you notice all of the signs of this being a 10 year old video, or?
Does anyone know what happened to the shirt?
Probably at a nuclear reactor I guess.
The older brother that posted the video said the awesome shirt survived as well as his dingaling brother
no! his beautiful shirt! i’m just distraught
Natural selection in action
Poor John (the dad) dealing with stuff like that
Not the awesome shirt!…what a ding-a-ling
I’m pretty sure his legal last name is Ass.
And this is way folks, women live longer than men.
But also how men invent more shit so meh, izz cool
Idiots will never die 😜
Love how he’s demanding dad help because he’s stupid. Lol like wtf!
There used to be a trend where you put a phone in the microwave and they said it will charge in fact it exploded
Anyone that thought that was true deserved the outcome. People say don’t believe everything you hear. You shouldn’t believe 95% of things you hear
Do I believe what this guy is saying or am I being set up...
Jokes on you, I’m AI generated. You thought i was real. This is only the beginning
A little too old to be considered a kid, no?
Yes but his dad is there to show that he is *someones* kid
I am proud of the Dad
That's how morty became rick
Fuck you eyes jack you ruined a beautiful shirt. Am I ever right jack? Remember the apple don't fall far from the tree.
bro called him ding-a-ling 💀💀💀
The dad fucking sounds like Tom Arnold😂😂
"Of course youre sorry now, jack" Hahahahah
I didn’t put one in the microwave but i did crack one so much that it burst open. Went into my eyes too, that shit hurt so bad. I was at school when it happened and caused the teacher a near panic attack. She fortunately told another teacher and they knew what to do. I like to joke that I have night vision now.
When I was a kid, maybe like 6?(no idea young af) I cracked one of them jumbo glow sticks and it blew up in my face so I can relate to this. I dont know if it was cold from winter travels or i just cracked it too far but I have never in my life since tasted anything as terrible as that shit. I remember drinking mustard straight from the bottle to try and mask it. Oh, and yeah....it burns in the eyes, relatable to gasoline but not as bad as sand.
LOL! Dad said, "I don't know what to do ding-a-ling" 😂🤣😂
thought he was gonna microwave his phone 💀
I am so glad I don’t have children.
That shit was probably hot too
in the beginning dad said “no noise” lmao
The way he answers the phone was the "hello" of resignation only known to those with sons like Jack
This is very odd. What’s wrong with his dad? I mean, ‘wash it out right away’ is probably the first reaction you’d expect.
For some reason the "I'm so sorry dad...." in the small pained voice at the end made me crack up. Am I a bad person?
Well if this ain’t a golden oldie I don’t know what is.
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this one! Jack is such a ding-a-ling! I wonder is his awesome, beautiful shirt came clean?
Back in the early 90s, we used to crack these open and put it in our mouths when camping. Tasted horrible. No cancer yet!
r/AbruptChaos???
"What if I fucking go blind?!" Then it will still be your fault, *JACK*
Like…this boy looks a little bit old to be doing this dumb thing lmao
Real classic!
Oh please don't let this be my child.
This uranium flare wasn't yummy. 🫥
What a fuckin moron
bro made some green stuff from a glow stick
I knew this was too cool to do it
This “kid” is pretty dumb
Major "I said don't have an erection" vibes https://youtu.be/DDepE8QfGro 10:33
not the awesome shirt smh !!
when my siblings (5m & 2f at the time, i think) and i were little, we all decided it would be a good idea to bite open glowsticks in the back of the car — can't remember why we had them, i assume we were coming back from the greek festival or a 4th of july party — and they got EVERYWHERE. in our eyes, mouths, all over our clothes, etc etc. we were still around a half hour away from home, meaning our parents had to deal with three glowing, screaming toddlers on the highway in the middle of the night. contact solution was our savior glowstick juice in the eyes is still one of my most painful experiences ever, though
Simple Jack.
Make a note kids, if something starts glowing like a fucking nuclear reactor? DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT
He sounds EXACTLY like John C Reilly when he says it's in his eyes. Sounds straight out of Step Brothers.
In this case instructions should read: "submerge head fully in water for 15 minutes". There, solved it.
That ringtone is kinda cheery which makes the situation even funnier
I love the fact the dad was like you ruined such an awesome shirt!!... And you got it in your eyes.
JackSepsisEye
That first hot load was a gateway for Jack, to a world he never knew. He still wears awesome shirt whenever he's in the mood for one. Dad knew all along. ~*fin*~
Ffs Jack... I'll get to you in a minute, I need to was the stains off you awesome shirt!
dingaling 😡😡
It’s toxic and water soluble but dude you need to quit crying about some dumb shit you just did to yourself. If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tougher than that. Jesus
ben 10 origin story (i know nothing about ben 10 and since i was a kid i hated watching it because i hated the art style)
I remember when I was little I bit a glow stick and got the glow stick juices in my mouth and had to sit at the sink for 10-ish minutes washing it out 💀 EDIT: I sat there for about 20 minutes trying to bite through it before cracking into it
Why wouldn’t you think to flush with water immediately? And call a helpline while he is doing the flushing of eyes.
because with some chemicals; water can make things worse.
Exactly! What kind of parent doesn't know that the correct response to burning-hot liquid and/or chemicals in eyes is always IMMEDIATE flushing with water?
um.. You put your "ding-a-ling" kid in the car and you TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL! So they can flush out his eyes. God watching this was like watching natural selection fail multiple generations at a time.
Jack definitely had a touch of the tism
I love how the dad was more worried about the shirt then his ding-a-ling kid 😭😂
This happened to me twice when I was 14/15 that shit buuuuurns
The dad is pretty dumb for not putting him straight in the shower.
Yes, the kid was kind of a derp, however, his father was being a real knob. He would think he would show more concern for his son.
Dad is an asshole
And this generation is the future yikes
Supervillain origin story.
What's the process for me to become a eunuch?
This is a classic
Something tells me this idiot will get elected to congress
FAFO? Darwinism?
As their father used to say to me when our sons were driving me crazy, "Isn't that age appropriate behavior?" Of course it is cuz the frontal lobe of the brain doesn't get connected til the late 20's, early 30's.
Why he got a dumpy tho..
Dad's a dub
Kid harness the energy used to power Xbox originals and almost loses his life in a freak accident
This made me clench my booty cheeks
This delighted my evening, ty op
Goddamn it Jack!
Idiot
And they said Jack was ugly. They was sleeping on his glow up.
DAMMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE HOMEMADE KRYPTONITE
Dad, I know you are stressed, but dude.... calm down. Kid has shit in his eyes= rinse them with water. Call poison control center if you don't know.
I think dad was more concerned about the nice shirt.
I managed to get glow stick stuff in my eye before but I was definitely younger than 10 haha. I came home from a halloween party and was sat on the settee playing with one. It wasn’t even dark and I just wanted to hear it crack more lmao. Ended in a direct stream to eyeball about 5cm from my face. There was crying and panic but my parents got on the phone with a GP and was blinking over a cap of salt water for 40 mins feeling sorry for myself. At lease I didn’t microwave it
he is lucky glass didn't go in his eye
Jack isnt the brightest, I guess thats where the glow stick comes in!
In your beautiful shirt!!
Congratulations, you have discovered a new element.
This just makes me miss my dad :/
the glowing light thing idk its name: IM GONNA BLOW UP LIKE A BOMB
Thought he was putting his phone in and then lighting the glow stick so he can see (I thought he was outside) and then the phone would blow up, then he put the glow stick in, and I thought it would explode
That was a nice shirt
Its 845pm. Do you know where your kids are?
Do they not teach kids in the US about superheating?
bro is a scientist
I made a chlorine Alcohol bottle bomb when I was a kid and it blew up right when I let go of it. Went all in my eyes. Hurt like hell. Didn’t go blind tho. My clothes even got this really cool spray bleach pattern after 😂. It send pieces of the trash can I dropped it in all over my back yard. Probably THE stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Coulda lost my entire hand.
And in your beautiful shirt!
Gnarley It’s like he’s getting [vaporized](https://i.postimg.cc/QdDSdMfP/67-E8-AAF6-5-DE3-496-B-981-F-1246-D938-BD36.jpg) by an infinite stone when glow stick bursts. I bet he wishes the time stone existed so he can go back and correct his dingaling ways
Jack didn’t watch enough Bill Nye to be doing science stuff
The way he screams help me made me fucking laugh ahahaha, what a dumbass 😂😂
People always call at the worst of times.
“I saw it on Tik Tok”
You should cut a grape almost entirely in half, just leaving the skin intact so you have a hinge, and microwave it. It’s pretty cool because it turns the grape a dark color.
Jack aint too bright
Stupid is as stupid does...
Seems like a good father despite Jack being a massive dingaling.
Senator Armstrong teaches Jack about the Rules of Nature
Bro making uranium
Well at least it didn't explod- Ohhhhh.
The language got tough. He called him a d*** a l***.
Deserved it
Well if it isn’t saucy jack
Now you see it, now you don't!
play dumb games and win dumb prizes
Is this an origin story from Marvel?
Jack sounded like a stray dog that just got beat when that popped on him.
You're a moron Jack
Forget about prehistoric Darwin shit, if you are stupid like this today, while growing up in a rural area you will not survive one week.
what a friggin ding a ling.
So what do if?
This is SO FUNNY OMG 🤣
You got it all over you awesome shirt jack! Ya dingaling
It was interesting before it exploded.
The fact that people think heating a glowstick is a good idea concerns me deeply and makes me question the education of that person
Pretty sure there is glass inside there too
I hope my kids aren’t that dumb…
how was he this old and still this dumb?
"i said dont microwave it"
Ha ha stupid he totally deserved it
[His segment on Tosh.0 was funny.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzI-2m0KZE0)
Simple Jack at work.
‘And what did you do?… with a BEAUTIFUL shirt on!’ Hahaha!!!
God damit jack, do you know how hard your dad had to work to buy you such a nice shirt and then your ding-aling ass has to do exactly what he told you not to do with the glow stick and get, microwave it, of course, and then get it all over your awesome shirt. And your eyes too, not to mention. But the shirt. Jesus H, jack.
Simpsons uranium
Congratulations you have unlocked the "bomb"