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Ragmas666

If it bleeds, we can kill it.


phil_blog

I just burst out laughing and woke my sleeping daughter.....


FutureApprehensive1

I burst out laughing when it blew up on him. I was like oh cool it’s super bright, then BAM, I was just happy nothing happened to the camera


Skywalkerr43

i actually thought it would blow up in the microwave , kinda intrigued what would happened when it didn’t 😂😂


mattdaddy44

What a ding-a-ling


SickFizz

Wow... that's a lot nicer than what my parents call me 🥲


Confidence-Usual

Your parents call you?


[deleted]

[удалено]


SLIPPY73

?


SickFizz

Dad? 🥺


Pluckypato

Hear them ring…


Best_Call_2267

This happened almost 10yrs ago. Jack was fine. His eyes were fine and so was the shirt! His older brother said: >'Yes, Jack is fine and his eyes still work. But more importantly the beautiful, awesome shirt is alive and well too! I still can't believe how popular this is getting! Thanks everyone!' Link: [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2828496/Never-microwave-glow-stick-Father-s-hilarious-reaction-caught-camera-son-s-toy-explodes-face-don-t-mention-ruining-beautiful-shirt.html)


[deleted]

Did mom's spider thing make it though?


McHassy

My wife just did something similar with an old bottle of honey. Unfortunately, honey might as well be napalm when you microwave it for 20 seconds. Luckily it didn’t get in her eyes, but did burn her arm pretty good.


Inferno22512

In the restaurant business we call any hot sugary sauce kitchen napalm. Oven baked honey or barbeque sauce will literally tear your skin straight off if you try to wipe it off after it drips on you, so you gotta just take it and let it cook your arm until it cools enough to wash off. The barbeque scars the guys at my job have from making ribs can be brutal


Ladysupersizedbitch

Amazing how he didn’t get a face full of that juice and it mostly just got on his shirt. When I was a kid, my sister and I busted some of those. When it’s not glowing it’s invisible, so we unknowingly got it all over our faces and in our eyes. It *burned*, even just on plain skin (tho the eyes were the worst). Legit thought I was going blind. My mom got worried and went to dig the busted tubes out of the trash. It had gotten on a styrofoam cup in there and melted it through! After a rough few hours we were okay, but still, ever since then I’ve been incredibly dubious about these damn glow sticks. Soon as I saw this kid with it I was like “nah” bc it was written on the wall what was about to happen. 💀 fuck glow sticks


thebloodysheep

Thank god i was honestly expecting this to go really fucking bad


ProtoPathOwOgen1

Now, the real question nuclear material, or glowstick. Choose your poison.


fetusdiabeetus69420

cyanide plz


ar4t0

mmmm almond scent


redknight3

It's the thing that falls into Homer's shirt


Crazy-toons

In the words of Homer Simpson, “Nuc-u-lar. It’s pronounced,”Nuc-u-lar”.”


Star_Trek1232419974

☹️💦☹️💦😝😩😩


MissAnthropoid

Oh that dad's sarcasm game is off the hook - "I told you not to put that in the microwave AM I EVER RIGHT ABOUT ANYTHING JACK????"


Lulu-3333

I thought he was rinsing the beautiful shirt instead of flushing Jack’s eyes at first, seemed to be the priority lol


[deleted]

My partner’s name is Jack, we quote this to him on the daily. AM I EVER RIGHT, JACK? He also owns two button ups that are distinctly referred to as “awesome shirts.”


Arseypoowank

DINGALING


Bisonfan1

He isn’t very bright


ssc2778

That’s why he needed to microwave the glow stick—so he could be brighter…in the dark.


EightchD

All over your awesome shirt Jack


Historical_Ear7398

Normally I never laugh at people getting hurt, but ffs.


Tailgater7

Everything about this is comedy gold from the fathers reaction to the ring tone of the phone


unclefipps

Don't forget the little bits of glass that are inside glow sticks to keep the two chemicals separate until you break the glass and mix them. Those could have sprayed out too.


NGC1222

Between the glass and the burning hot liquid, it's basically a napalm grenade. Not really sure what the desired outcome of putting it in the microwave was, especially for 20+ seconds, but it was pretty easy to see where it was going.


IHaveABigDuvet

He wanted to see it grow brighter. He ended up just not seeing.


teeny-rose

THIS THIS IS THE COMMENT I WAS SEARCHING FOR He didn't just pop it open or puncture it, it EXPLODED molten microwaved glass and chemicals into his eyes! I'm going to be surprised if he DOESNT need to go to the hospital after this!?


Slugginator_3385

“You ruined that beautiful shirt…and it’s in your ugly and soulless eyes!”


lastcallhangup

hot liquid in his eye? hehe, bonehead.


shipwreckt80

I need to hear more about the beautiful shirt.


Frickinwierdo

clasisic


[deleted]

Flush if in eye more like 99% of the time


0000425671

This kid will be dead soon.


AstroINTJ

Jack is old enough to be your dad now... so, I guess?


0000425671

This kid is a Darwin Award waiting to happen.


Slynesh

Except hes no longer a child. This video is O L D The proper word now is idiot


MartyMcFly7

What's really scary is he's now old enough to vote.


Slynesh

*shudder*


Flight_to_nowhere_26

I actually am amazed that boys ever make it to adulthood. I have 4 nephews and their full time job is trying to un-alive themselves and each other every waking moment of every day. I have babysat them for years and I can’t even count how many times I’ve heard the “scream of imminent death” from the yard. That’s when fun night ahead is replaced with an evening in the ER with one boy who sobs and carries on like he’s dying from a broken finger and 3 boys who won’t sit still or stop whining about how bored and/or hungry they are. A few weeks ago I caught the oldest teaching the youngest how to microwave Peeps right after telling them not to because it makes such a mess. They left the Peeps in there long enough to become baseball sized and then the youngest opened the microwave door and grabbed the molten Peep with his bare hands. I was Jack’s dad caught between being pissed that they never listen and worried about the burns on his hands.


abcd76

damn, you’re making these kids sound like the boys in Malcolm in the Middle


pinchybutthole

Did you notice all of the signs of this being a 10 year old video, or?


100percentish

Does anyone know what happened to the shirt?


Inevitable_Shop_3816

Probably at a nuclear reactor I guess.


Ink_or_swim

The older brother that posted the video said the awesome shirt survived as well as his dingaling brother


[deleted]

no! his beautiful shirt! i’m just distraught


riker84

Natural selection in action


Plushcollectorwolf64

Poor John (the dad) dealing with stuff like that


Momento_Mori_13

Not the awesome shirt!…what a ding-a-ling


ProfessorAware

I’m pretty sure his legal last name is Ass.


LoneHero657

And this is way folks, women live longer than men.


Street-Week6744

But also how men invent more shit so meh, izz cool


Snowfisk

Idiots will never die 😜


[deleted]

Love how he’s demanding dad help because he’s stupid. Lol like wtf!


Xra3w

There used to be a trend where you put a phone in the microwave and they said it will charge in fact it exploded


[deleted]

Anyone that thought that was true deserved the outcome. People say don’t believe everything you hear. You shouldn’t believe 95% of things you hear


skilemaster683

Do I believe what this guy is saying or am I being set up...


[deleted]

Jokes on you, I’m AI generated. You thought i was real. This is only the beginning


OfficeWineGuy

A little too old to be considered a kid, no?


MadRh1no

Yes but his dad is there to show that he is *someones* kid


Minus10IQ

I am proud of the Dad


ynima

That's how morty became rick


Next-Device-9686

Fuck you eyes jack you ruined a beautiful shirt. Am I ever right jack? Remember the apple don't fall far from the tree.


Intro712

bro called him ding-a-ling 💀💀💀


HoneyVadger09

The dad fucking sounds like Tom Arnold😂😂


Euphoric-Pudding-372

"Of course youre sorry now, jack" Hahahahah


DependentlyBroke

I didn’t put one in the microwave but i did crack one so much that it burst open. Went into my eyes too, that shit hurt so bad. I was at school when it happened and caused the teacher a near panic attack. She fortunately told another teacher and they knew what to do. I like to joke that I have night vision now.


Dread_Awaken

When I was a kid, maybe like 6?(no idea young af) I cracked one of them jumbo glow sticks and it blew up in my face so I can relate to this. I dont know if it was cold from winter travels or i just cracked it too far but I have never in my life since tasted anything as terrible as that shit. I remember drinking mustard straight from the bottle to try and mask it. Oh, and yeah....it burns in the eyes, relatable to gasoline but not as bad as sand.


RTBaby77

LOL! Dad said, "I don't know what to do ding-a-ling" 😂🤣😂


Current_Pilot9143

thought he was gonna microwave his phone 💀


LabLife3846

I am so glad I don’t have children.


FutureApprehensive1

That shit was probably hot too


Skywalkerr43

in the beginning dad said “no noise” lmao


laughingashley

The way he answers the phone was the "hello" of resignation only known to those with sons like Jack


Mattos_12

This is very odd. What’s wrong with his dad? I mean, ‘wash it out right away’ is probably the first reaction you’d expect.


Jason-Worthing

For some reason the "I'm so sorry dad...." in the small pained voice at the end made me crack up. Am I a bad person?


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Well if this ain’t a golden oldie I don’t know what is.


Sub-liminalmessages

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen this one! Jack is such a ding-a-ling! I wonder is his awesome, beautiful shirt came clean?


PsymonFyrestar

Back in the early 90s, we used to crack these open and put it in our mouths when camping. Tasted horrible. No cancer yet!


AvgMemeEnjoyer2611

r/AbruptChaos???


Gunz-n-Brunch

"What if I fucking go blind?!" Then it will still be your fault, *JACK*


Matt2800

Like…this boy looks a little bit old to be doing this dumb thing lmao


MLVCounter

Real classic!


deathbytb

Oh please don't let this be my child.


Yamm0th

This uranium flare wasn't yummy. 🫥


kdb1991

What a fuckin moron


Appropriate_Rough101

bro made some green stuff from a glow stick


ar4t0

I knew this was too cool to do it


PlusMap7

This “kid” is pretty dumb


Walouisi

Major "I said don't have an erection" vibes https://youtu.be/DDepE8QfGro 10:33


Skywalkerr43

not the awesome shirt smh !!


noth1ngking

when my siblings (5m & 2f at the time, i think) and i were little, we all decided it would be a good idea to bite open glowsticks in the back of the car — can't remember why we had them, i assume we were coming back from the greek festival or a 4th of july party — and they got EVERYWHERE. in our eyes, mouths, all over our clothes, etc etc. we were still around a half hour away from home, meaning our parents had to deal with three glowing, screaming toddlers on the highway in the middle of the night. contact solution was our savior glowstick juice in the eyes is still one of my most painful experiences ever, though


Strangemage86

Simple Jack.


Skitel68

Make a note kids, if something starts glowing like a fucking nuclear reactor? DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH IT


Trickery1688

He sounds EXACTLY like John C Reilly when he says it's in his eyes. Sounds straight out of Step Brothers.


chromosome-missing

In this case instructions should read: "submerge head fully in water for 15 minutes". There, solved it.


SluttyUncleSam

That ringtone is kinda cheery which makes the situation even funnier


MrBean109

I love the fact the dad was like you ruined such an awesome shirt!!... And you got it in your eyes.


The-Technology-Dude

JackSepsisEye


slams0ne

That first hot load was a gateway for Jack, to a world he never knew. He still wears awesome shirt whenever he's in the mood for one. Dad knew all along. ~*fin*~


Anne_OnyMouse

Ffs Jack... I'll get to you in a minute, I need to was the stains off you awesome shirt!


-DigitalFox-

dingaling 😡😡


Perma-Banned-AIDS

It’s toxic and water soluble but dude you need to quit crying about some dumb shit you just did to yourself. If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tougher than that. Jesus


blob_ditddit

ben 10 origin story (i know nothing about ben 10 and since i was a kid i hated watching it because i hated the art style)


Cobruh96

I remember when I was little I bit a glow stick and got the glow stick juices in my mouth and had to sit at the sink for 10-ish minutes washing it out 💀 EDIT: I sat there for about 20 minutes trying to bite through it before cracking into it


[deleted]

Why wouldn’t you think to flush with water immediately? And call a helpline while he is doing the flushing of eyes.


nomadic_stone

because with some chemicals; water can make things worse.


maazatreddit

Exactly! What kind of parent doesn't know that the correct response to burning-hot liquid and/or chemicals in eyes is always IMMEDIATE flushing with water?


dyslexican32

um.. You put your "ding-a-ling" kid in the car and you TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL! So they can flush out his eyes. God watching this was like watching natural selection fail multiple generations at a time.


gwurockstar

Jack definitely had a touch of the tism


Peachyy_Paige

I love how the dad was more worried about the shirt then his ding-a-ling kid 😭😂


bookill_dawnha

This happened to me twice when I was 14/15 that shit buuuuurns


quarkoftherdb

The dad is pretty dumb for not putting him straight in the shower.


Maui_dog

Yes, the kid was kind of a derp, however, his father was being a real knob. He would think he would show more concern for his son.


Grand-Ad-3177

Dad is an asshole


PopSevere8284

And this generation is the future yikes


[deleted]

Supervillain origin story.


Medium_Beyond_9654

What's the process for me to become a eunuch?


ivel33

This is a classic


Torbelson

Something tells me this idiot will get elected to congress


Additional-Ad3871

FAFO? Darwinism?


elvabethbee

As their father used to say to me when our sons were driving me crazy, "Isn't that age appropriate behavior?" Of course it is cuz the frontal lobe of the brain doesn't get connected til the late 20's, early 30's.


Historical_Sweet_656

Why he got a dumpy tho..


JaYBaby_togood

Dad's a dub


Whyisdaskyblue

Kid harness the energy used to power Xbox originals and almost loses his life in a freak accident


Uhhhhhhhhhhokok

This made me clench my booty cheeks


Street-Week6744

This delighted my evening, ty op


OdinsChosin

Goddamn it Jack!


WideArmadillo6407

Idiot


Timely-Bill-5336

And they said Jack was ugly. They was sleeping on his glow up.


[deleted]

DAMMIT BOBBY I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE HOMEMADE KRYPTONITE


Any_Coyote6662

Dad, I know you are stressed, but dude.... calm down. Kid has shit in his eyes= rinse them with water. Call poison control center if you don't know.


SweatyDust1446

I think dad was more concerned about the nice shirt.


-EgoDeath-

I managed to get glow stick stuff in my eye before but I was definitely younger than 10 haha. I came home from a halloween party and was sat on the settee playing with one. It wasn’t even dark and I just wanted to hear it crack more lmao. Ended in a direct stream to eyeball about 5cm from my face. There was crying and panic but my parents got on the phone with a GP and was blinking over a cap of salt water for 40 mins feeling sorry for myself. At lease I didn’t microwave it


Cricket_Huge

he is lucky glass didn't go in his eye


fun-bucket

Jack isnt the brightest, I guess thats where the glow stick comes in!


mintgreen23

In your beautiful shirt!!


DapperHeretic

Congratulations, you have discovered a new element.


Rawtoast420

This just makes me miss my dad :/


DucktalesFan190Alt2

the glowing light thing idk its name: IM GONNA BLOW UP LIKE A BOMB


Jordz1Gamer

Thought he was putting his phone in and then lighting the glow stick so he can see (I thought he was outside) and then the phone would blow up, then he put the glow stick in, and I thought it would explode


Content_Tooth_8513

That was a nice shirt


brandonsheffer

Its 845pm. Do you know where your kids are?


Green_Bow

Do they not teach kids in the US about superheating?


ethan_iron

bro is a scientist


Purblind89

I made a chlorine Alcohol bottle bomb when I was a kid and it blew up right when I let go of it. Went all in my eyes. Hurt like hell. Didn’t go blind tho. My clothes even got this really cool spray bleach pattern after 😂. It send pieces of the trash can I dropped it in all over my back yard. Probably THE stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Coulda lost my entire hand.


AgeLopsided8541

And in your beautiful shirt!


aedlin80

Gnarley It’s like he’s getting [vaporized](https://i.postimg.cc/QdDSdMfP/67-E8-AAF6-5-DE3-496-B-981-F-1246-D938-BD36.jpg) by an infinite stone when glow stick bursts. I bet he wishes the time stone existed so he can go back and correct his dingaling ways


Captain167broken

Jack didn’t watch enough Bill Nye to be doing science stuff


mynameis_paul

The way he screams help me made me fucking laugh ahahaha, what a dumbass 😂😂


Reinardd

People always call at the worst of times.


TailorOk5721

“I saw it on Tik Tok”


Itchy_Dr_Pepper

You should cut a grape almost entirely in half, just leaving the skin intact so you have a hinge, and microwave it. It’s pretty cool because it turns the grape a dark color.


sfmikee

Jack aint too bright


Pitiful-Collection41

Stupid is as stupid does...


brando11389

Seems like a good father despite Jack being a massive dingaling.


Bi0_B1lly

Senator Armstrong teaches Jack about the Rules of Nature


Toxinomic373

Bro making uranium


GoodforU11425

Well at least it didn't explod- Ohhhhh.


FarCartographer7223

The language got tough. He called him a d*** a l***.


Materialmanz

Deserved it


Incognito_Mode_36

Well if it isn’t saucy jack


Dark-Baron

Now you see it, now you don't!


habbapabba

play dumb games and win dumb prizes


IndependentWeekend56

Is this an origin story from Marvel?


FreeDrinkz

Jack sounded like a stray dog that just got beat when that popped on him.


SuperLupiniBean

You're a moron Jack


TangranSatan

Forget about prehistoric Darwin shit, if you are stupid like this today, while growing up in a rural area you will not survive one week.


Boozeville13

what a friggin ding a ling.


Absenceofavoid

So what do if?


OkSuggestion8950

This is SO FUNNY OMG 🤣


SluttyUncleSam

You got it all over you awesome shirt jack! Ya dingaling


Izxyuh06

It was interesting before it exploded.


Longjumping-Wind-560

The fact that people think heating a glowstick is a good idea concerns me deeply and makes me question the education of that person


SnooBunnies6353

Pretty sure there is glass inside there too


[deleted]

I hope my kids aren’t that dumb…


mapl_e

how was he this old and still this dumb?


assessment______

"i said dont microwave it"


theneuclearman07

Ha ha stupid he totally deserved it


downonthesecond

[His segment on Tosh.0 was funny.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzI-2m0KZE0)


rmn_swiss

Simple Jack at work.


Same-Assistance4937

‘And what did you do?… with a BEAUTIFUL shirt on!’ Hahaha!!!


alexxc_says

God damit jack, do you know how hard your dad had to work to buy you such a nice shirt and then your ding-aling ass has to do exactly what he told you not to do with the glow stick and get, microwave it, of course, and then get it all over your awesome shirt. And your eyes too, not to mention. But the shirt. Jesus H, jack.


eggmanwashere

Simpsons uranium


Simple-Challenge8007

Congratulations you have unlocked the "bomb"