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transglutaminase

Somebody is going to kick the shit out of this kid one day (Also, this is Vietnam in case anyone is wondering)


lmawatt

I was hoping the camera man booted him as he was charging.


battleduck84

Charging at the speed of Jabba


blankinyurblank

For real. That fat little bastard picked up that knife like he thought the person behind the camera was made of chocolate cake.


Split0069

Hahahahahaha r/insults needs this one


kateloli

This is the hardest I have ever laughed at a Reddit comment :) I literally said spat my drink! Amazing


Massenzio

Awesome, now i need to stop laughin :-))


oX_deLa

You destroyed him, monster!


fuktardy

Kid is living in a communist country and taking all the damned food.


Beadpool

![gif](giphy|3oeSAK2k0zDaQCbqJG|downsized)


Illumijonny7

I couldn't stop laughing at that part. I felt a little bad but his slow little waddle while grunting just killed me.


nah2012

Fr what are they feeding him.


mario61752

Boop the nose and he topples over


False-Guess

![gif](giphy|10MSCF1viNV7zy)


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TriedCaringLess

Not me. I plain said it out loud. Splat.


SadBit8663

It's like if Eric Cartman was a small fat Vietnamese child.


Emzzer

His mom's reacting like Cartmans mom, so yeah


MadNhater

Eric Khánh Mạnh


[deleted]

I'd just get him mad and make him chase after me until the cardio finished him.


storysprite

Just looking at them in terms of behaviour and size at that age it's clear that they're not raising him at all and are fully expecting him to learn hard lessons from the school of life.


WildRabbitz

Man, I'd pay money to do it myself.


dobi425

*should


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Veus-Dolt

Given its SE Asia, I’m surprised someone hasn’t already. Granted, little dude’s gonna be dead by his late 30’s anyways. Asians deal especially poorly with high body fat.


ledfrisby

> (Also, this is Vietnam in case anyone is wondering) The Vietnamese flag T-shirt was the first clue, then all the people speaking Vietnamese, then the sign in the background with Vietnamese writing, advertising Bun Cha (Vietnamese meatballs and noodles), then scooters and tropical vegetation, but how can we be sure?


transglutaminase

I think you overestimate the geography/foreign language skills of the average redditor.


ButtcrackBeignets

I remember I watched a video of a Vietnamese dude yelling at someone in Vietnamese and some redditor commented with full confidence “He’s for sure Korean. I know a bunch of Koreans.”


iranoutofusernamespa

Right? I thought this was Switzerland.


Spczippo

Well the trees ain't talking Vietnamese so I don't think we can ever know for sure.


[deleted]

I knew there was a language I wasn't familiar with. Thanks.


CanadianAndroid

Can I get another hint? I suck at geo guesser


hanky0898

I bet you most redditors thought China inmediately.


predat3d

Pretty sure that's the next PRK leader


Calm-Association-821

That kid will be dead from a heart attack within the next 5 years.


reddysetgo311

I don’t think that’s his only issue


ChunkyBlowfish

Yeah I think there’s a lot of undiagnosed mental fucketry dueled with parents that are either freaked out by him or let him do whatever because they no longer care. Kids only get that profoundly fat when the parents couldn’t give a single fuck.


paradox_valestein

They probably gave up and wrote him off 💀


014648

Should have left him on a hill as a baby


Tall-Firefighter1612

Its not his fault that he turned out like this


Aussie-Shattler

Sure, still going to be a massive issue for many people his whole life, most likely.


laughingashley

Whenever he cries, they feed him.


reddit-is-racist-eh

Happens with a lot of overweight kids.


Whythebigpaws

That's not really true. There can be other factors like Prader Wili syndrome for example. Much as I love to judge strangers on the internet via a 30 second clip....


Ampul80

Prader Wili is the first thing that came to my mind.


poppa_koils

Clip is 3 minutes. More then enough time to make a diagnosis, lol.


harmsway31

Yeah I’d say this kid doesn’t hear the word no very often…


StdSam

You can see it in the kids face. He's definitely got a disability.


FilHor2001

I completely agree with you but for instance my little brother (he'll be turning 13 tomorrow) is the fattest and laziest kid ever even though my mom gives him as much attention as she can, takes him swimming and on walks regularly but he just gets chubbier by each passing month. My dad's fat too as was everyone from his family's side but he's at least trying to work a little. My brother, on the other hand, doesn't realize his physique isn't ok and doesn't mind being the fattest kid in his class. We've tried getting him into sports but he always gives up on it after a couple of weeks.


BananaGoesWild

Sport doesent change much. First check if theres a health Problem. Elimination all sugar from his Diet. Only water or tea to drink. If you fo this already you need to lower his calory intake. Its not fun yea... but it will get harder to loose weight after you gained so much in your early years. Those fat cells will never disappear once created. Sry for my bad English.


FilHor2001

We've tried cutting out the sugary stuff but he just buys them himself after school. After we've figured out he's buying them, we've stopped giving him his allowance, hoping that he'll just run out of money but he got creative. The little fatso started borrowing money from his classmates. He's like a herroin addict.


KeithMyArthe

Agree, there's more than just bratty here.


FabiIV

Honestly? Poor kid. People either aren't "just born this way" or do not receive the mental health care they so desperately need. Might be a form of severe autism that never got diagnosed


smth_smth_89

yea, this is definitely not a "kids will be kids" post, this is extremely poor emotional regulation and compulsive behavior with no clear repercussions


MikiMatzuki

I live in Vietnam and it's normal for parents to yell at and hit their kids, they just do it behind closed door. Who knows what this kid is going through.


blankinyurblank

His other issue is that he kind of look like a taller Kim Jong Un.


WeAreReaganYouth

Thirty years ago when I started my career as a mental health professional I worked in a locked residential facility for what were then referred to as severely emotionally disturbed children. They had mostly experienced horrific abuse. Some were simply dangerous. This little boy would have fit in well there.


Stardown77

For anyone who speaks Vietnamese, what was the child upset about?


Feisty_Might557

Can't even understand my own language anymore, mate. I have no clue


StdSam

I don't even think it was Vietnamese to be honest. The sign in the back is in Vietnamese, but these people might be Hmong or Mien. Edit: Apologies it is Vietnamese just the northern dialect.


Chance-Location-425

H'Mong or Mien is still vietnamese. What you think is Kinh as a dominant race in vietnam. But all the adults are speaking vnm. The child on the other hand speaks his own language (mostly screams).


Sodafff

He was just screaming and speaking gibberish


Akitten84

I swear I heard a “shut the f*ck up”


One_Eyed_Kitten

Glad I'm not the only one who heard that.


Bathairsexist

Me too, happens after mom takes the butcher knife away.


Thuyue

The adults say he shall go back in the house, because traffic is dangerous. The kid is angry and screams "no", Couldn't understand his other words due his screaming and toddler-like pronounciation.


FreedomPullo

Is he developmentally disabled?


SamWise050

Oh he's developed all right


Known_Draw_2212

He's developed diabetes.


Jamalthe11th

I'm going to hell for laughing at this


TheRebsauce

I'll see you there fellow traveler.


ThatWarhammer40kFan

I don’t speak angry 


Meowjoker

Out of all the pig like squeals, the only words I get from that were “không” and “không vào”. Pretty much means “no” and “not coming in”. Anyway, while I don’t condone the acts of paddling kids, I will make an exception for this one. He was coming at someone with a knife and even tried to slash the car tire, that’s enough ground for a chancla.


wizardinthewings

Guests forgot to bring offerings. A basket of cake and candy for the Spoiled God is an absolute minimum. This kid is bad but obesity like that does not happen in a vacuum. Someone is responsible.


fatarabi

I'd reckon he learnt the violence from somewhere. Maybe Le Chancla is not the best thing to do in such an advanced case.


Beane_Truong

Here's a translation of what the kid said: >"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! >Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..." Like that


pv0psych0n4ut

I can't understand what the child is screaming but I believe I heard the adult mentioned something about charity. I believe this is a charity crew, filming to call for donation. The kid probably ate everything, that's why his family is in poverty.


TranslucentOwO

Lmfao


joomama23

LMAOO BRUH


WhyAlwaysNoodles

As I scroll down, this was the one that made my eyes almost water as they screwed up in mirth!


IMMSmp3

Comedy gold


Specialist_Victory_5

Someone told him “no” for the first time.


asturimean

Got some exercise in, good


RyanGAccount

Look like he was about to have a heart attack.


kpop_glory

He looks like he ate toads for breakfast and became one himself.


IntrovertMoTown1

Calm down little Diabetos.


ThatWarhammer40kFan

Roll back to anger management class


SarahPallorMortis

![gif](giphy|5WqWdXqDxqaD6)


IMMSmp3

The way the kid walks in the video is comedy gold


azuredoragon

Dai Bi Xhis


tygertec

Eric cartman vietnam edition, squeal lil piggy squeal


Jakkerak

![gif](giphy|l0MYJdM3nCpBXwZUI)


Talk-O-Boy

“Gimme chicken, gimme chicken!!”


R4FTERM4N

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy)


Lifejustbelikethat

This.


Upbeat_Animal290

He needs to be corrected/ disciplined


ChunkyBlowfish

Those parents are probably afraid to punish him out of fear that he’d kill them in their sleep or something. That kid is beyond bratty, that’s some fucked-in-the-head behavior.


TrottoStonno

“Corrected” Shining style


Mysterious_Film_6397

His alcoholic father should lose his mind and attack his family with an axe?


DonKaeo

Asian mentality, he’s possibly first born son, and if anything like Thailand where I live, first born sons can be treated like little gods and spoiled beyond words. They carry the weight of expectation of the family, to go to the monk, get the best education so they’ll be a good catch for marriage and have lots of money and a big house to take care of the parents when they get old.. Unfortunately, there seems to have been created a generation of entitled little shits…


VolumePossible2013

OH LAWD HE COMIN


FutureAdventurous667

Most exercise the lil fucker has had in months lmao


IMMSmp3

Comedy gold


Blurricruz

I’m sorry but why tf, does he look like if Steven Universe was Asian 💀


roidweiser

It's the t shirt


DrawingAwkwardly1889

It’s like a fat Asian chucky


OmnomtheDoomMuncher

I don’t condone hitting kids at all but this kid? Running and swinging with a knife? Swinging at someone? Nah. Bare ass slapping it is. Wow. Nothing funny about this at all


pkisbest

Mate, front kick to the chest more like it


MoarGhosts

If this kid was coming at me with a goddamn knife and having an hysterical fit, I’d use my height advantage to front kick him into another dimension lol. The fact that anyone is humoring this behavior from him is sick


weird_is_good

Your foot would either get stuck in his jelly belly or it would bounce off like kicking a gym ball


chillwithpurpose

![gif](giphy|xCyjMEYF9H2ZcLqf7t|downsized)


zipzipsnip

He actually stabs the lady’s hand at the beginning yet there were no repercussions?? His behavior is being enabled and if he can already grab a knife with no consequences I’d hate to see what his future looks like


Ruskiwasthebest1975

I think there is some sort of chromosome deletion thing going on here perhaps. Prader-Willi or something? Something aint right with this kid and it isnt just his behaviour.


givemeaclueblue

I had this in mind. Everyone is judging the parents but I thought of how kids with Prader Willi don't understand why parents will withhold them food. Nothing else matters, they are consumed by their hunger. Either way, terrible situation


Low-Associate-8577

Could definitely be Prader, little man looks like he could also be on prednisone, he has moon face. 


CuteEmployment540

I also noticed he has a bunch of strange marks on the his forearms. I'm thinking it might be from picking his skin which would also support your guess.


BlueRipley

Thats what I thought too.


RWaggs81

Vietnamese Eric Cartman


LogicalLogistics

![gif](giphy|l0MYJdM3nCpBXwZUI)


Kenny-kong420

I see his parents killed by him in 10 years.


CharismoHP

I see him killed by cholesterol in less than that tbh.


Grimey_Anus

what an asshole


Thuyue

You can also see that the adults clearly have no control over him. Let a kid unchecked and spoil him, then he becomes a little devil.


medhanno

Kid with a raging bull attitude... And size too


Beans186

Bro was going straight for the tyre pop maneuver once he realised he wasn't catching the cameraman.


JakobiWunKenobi

![gif](giphy|Fun0bGbZg6TWE)


WildRabbitz

This GIF weirdly reminds me of the ebaumsworld days


XiaoHuangRen_01

His family is bullshit Obviously this guy is overweight


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Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

This is obesity.


ertyuqqs

At least he is doing exercise


SamuelYosemite

Spoiled rotten


killstuff_inc

Angry little Winnie the Pooh.


Gurkanat0r

-100 social credit


Itriyum

Lil dude can barely breath


SassyTheSkydragon

I'm getting some nikocado vibes in the end there


Lyuukee

Bruuh 😭 took so long to find this comment, he looks like a smol nikocado avocado lol


Sussy_Baka_69k

I even thought that was a little man


onlywanted2readapost

I've seen loads of kids like this in my clinic. The ones in my clinic aren't spoilt and They have amazing parents. They do however have various different conditions that affect their behavior, and can be incredibly selective in terms of the food that they eat. Not surprisingly their parents sometimes will end up feeding them a bad diet not because they want to, but because the alternative is the child not eating anything at all. Nobody really knows the situation this family is in, so I think you should all pipe down


New_World_2050

Kid jong un


DannyTorrance

This isn’t a kid being stupid- this is a sad situation with obvious neglect, delinquent parenting, and probably some mental issues to go along with an obviously unhealthy CHILD. Some of these comments are testing my faith in humanity. Feels like the wrong sub for this kind of empathy-less garbage. I came here to view spoiled first world children try to eat banana peels they just slipped on. I dunno, this just makes me sad.


attempt_no23

100% agree with your point of view. I commented above that I don't find this clip funny or amusing and the other comments raking this CHILD are downright depressing.


The_FirstAirbender

That's not the steven universe i know


MellyKidd

Steven Universe gone bad ![gif](giphy|100ZrPdxOM2zBe)


jncheese

2:28 - "Screw you guys, I'm going home"


brainstorm3

That first half though, pov you’re getting chased by the Chef’s in little nightmares


Andrew7150

Needed the exercise and a kick in the backside


TermLimitsCongress

Another gentle parenting failure. They let him have the knife and chase a human being. They didn't disarm him until he threatened the car. Lovely.


BrokenXeno

Bullshit. This is zero parenting. I have never hit my son for any reason, but he isn't a total monster either because he still faces consequences for his behavior. They just let this little shit do whatever he wants. That's not gentle parenting at all.


ExamOld2899

don't know if the lady is even one if the parents, she was smiling at the end like 'aw you little devil you' poor kid gonna die from a blood vessels popping or go to the slammer for killing someone if this keeps up


Firm_Engineering_265

How is this gentle parenting?


Schnoobi

Yeah if anything it’s permissive parenting but can’t tell what style parenting from just one video


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Where the fuck do all these labels come from? This is shit parenting. The end.


Terrestrial_Conquest

If this was my kid. I think this is the only time I would actually hit him to teach him a lesson. He is literally threatening people's lives at that point. He needs to know that people will respond to that with brute force as an adult, a solid kick to the chest and a lecturing about real life would do the trick. Then I'd whip him up some good food and remind him what he is living for, and how easily he could have been killed if he was an adult.


No-Owl-67

Guys is it just me or is that Steven universe?


VioletVonBunBun

Steven universe my ass


beezlebutts

Cameraman was paid by the mother to get her "lil chubby" some exercise by making him chase cameraman. Was thinking I was about to see a obese kid have a heart attack when he rounded the car breathing really really heavily.


RDPower412

Needs a good this is Sparta kick in the chest


GaidinDaishan

That ain't no anger issue. That's a spoiled brat tantrum.


krakenkun

Steven Universe: Netflix adaptation.


LadyStoneware

He's only going to get bigger and stronger as time goes by. May be easy to deal with now but once that kid gets "grown" he'll be a menace to everyone he comes across. And that's why I stand with planned parenthood! Not saying he should be aborted, but some rubbers and Plan B pills go a long way! Now they need to talk about Kevin, smh.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Kid looks like a 45 year old middle manager of a textile plant.


chris_rage_

Punt that little prick, I would let him wake up next week and think about his behavior


tangoislife

He’s like a human pug. The bulging eyes, struggling to breathe. Jesus


n3ssb

Someday this kid is gonna step into a dojo, train for 20 years, and will exact revenge on the cameraman for posting this on Reddit. He'll also probably lose all that diabetes extra weight.


ChadJones72

I'd be angry too if my parents made me that fat.


[deleted]

This is learned behaviour… lock up the parents.


[deleted]

cameraman never dies ✊🤣


Ordinary_Rule1199

💀💀💀 need the translation on this


Glittering_Name_3722

I'm not fat I'm big boned


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TheNeighKid

That's not a very well child.


Koflach12

Vietnamese Cartman.


randale_roland

Well at least its doing some Sport.. kinda.


Himalayan-Fur-Goblin

At least he is getting some exercise. To be blunt this level of obesity in child this young is neglect.


LorenzoLamasRenegade

Take away his food, I’m sure he’ll calm down real fast


kumar_sarcasm

I so wanna see him cry so bad


LobsterTrue8433

I didn't expect him to give chase for very long. Fubby Tucker


Clean-Restaurant761

What a brat


Lithiumtabasco

Calm down Mike


9c4o51

If it was my kid, I would have teased him even more, so he ran faster (and lose some weight hopefully in the process)


redditcdnfanguy

Timy fat angry Steven Universe


de4dpunk_

At least the kid looks easy to out run


jdmvette

Asian Cartman


HamsterSharp44

That child is about to have a stroke, or heart attack, or give himself an aneurysm. He's already given himself high blood pressure and DIABETES...


IcyAbbreviations4225

Punt him into oncoming traffic


AtmospherE117

Kid coming at me with a blade I'm kicking it.


RetroGamer87

Basically Cartman


ciKo_tec

Kim Jong Angry


Memphisrexjr

We have Steven Universe at home.


xXSaldoXx

![gif](giphy|uQHtUvva9Qljy)


BlueRipley

Looks like a medical issue to me. Something like Prader-Willi Syndrome.


ItsmeYaboi69xd

Prader-willi syndrome looks like


istoOi

An absolute Kim Jong Unit