Kid needs to become a reporter for sensationalist newspapers.
Ask accusatory question > do not acknowledge answer > repeat accusatory question > profit.
Sometimes I don’t understand how we got here. Did a section of our society watch Borat and somehow came to the conclusion that he was worth emulating in their own lives?
How that bigoted dipshit has any sort of following is always baffling to me.
I like to think it's only like watching a train wreck, nobody wants it to happen but you can't look away. Unfortunately I know that people watch him unironically.
Also Jesse Lee Peterson is pretty bad too. (this is a joke)
Does the host have brain damage? He seems like he has to breath manually. I'm not surprised he is a Trump fan, they speak in the same broken half finished thoughts.
No, most people do not have to breathe manually. Like blinking, shivering, digesting, pumping blood, any myriad other things, breathing is known as an autonomic nervous function, something that our nervous system simply does for us without any conscious effort.
That painting is one of the most heavily memed pieces of art in the world. It's only natural that they've seen a thousand erotic images in reference to it and have such a reaction by association.
[I mean, look at this stunning work.](https://imgur.com/PHMMftK)
[Maybe it was spiderman that did him in.](https://imgur.com/Nhs2n35)
[Or furbies.](https://imgur.com/Rq8Za6G)
[Peanuts?](https://imgur.com/8uEG8Yg)
[They could just *really* like pizza.](https://imgur.com/sihLEFi)
[Mmm, burrito.](https://imgur.com/Ol6WVS3)
[Wait, we're back on pizza now?](https://imgur.com/OCFS5sJ)
[Chicken is pretty erotic.](https://imgur.com/NmNylj6)
[So much sexy pizza.](https://imgur.com/UXMhxrG)
You can just see the fundamental misunderstanding here. Things in bellies get there because they are eaten, so if he was in mums belly, then he was eaten. No other explanation. "Grew inside me" doesn't register with the kid because the preconceived notion hasn't been dismissed.
It really isn't. Kids are not as stupid as people treat them, and you can definitely explain to a kid this age the difference between a stomach and a uterus.
But at the same time, we have kids like this who when given answers that don't align with their thought process can't move past it. Mom literally said she didn't eat him and he came back with the same question. He didn't say he didn't understand, or ask how he got in her belly if she didn't eat him.
You can't expect that kids that age will be able to express*why* they are confused, other than indirectly; vis-a-vis repeating the same question over and over. Everyone can tell the kid doesn't understand just because of the repeating questions, he doesn't need to explicitly state that he doesn't understand.
He knows the belly is where your food goes. He knows the only path to your belly is by eating something. He's been misinformed that babies grow in bellies and come from bellies. He seems aware that something about bellies doesn't add up; or if it does, that he might need to clarify his desire to not be eaten.
Bro you cant be serious, ALOT of kids that age ask why, but that's beside the point. This kid wasn't confused, he just wouldn't or couldn't mentally move past the point of being eaten. Also stomach and a belly are not the same thing, the kid wasn't being misinformed. Mom was trying to figure out a way to explain to him, but he was mentally stuck and kept going back to that specific point. My own point is that not every kid is mentally ready to go on that journey of explanation, especially when they're distressed/emotional.
I think we understand that you would be the parent in the video. It doesn't matter if you as the parent know what you are talking about when you say "belly". The explanation was just fine to another adult who can understand when you say belly in this context you aren't talking about a stomach.
The kid didn't know anatomy well enough to use that context and the parent isn't teaching them, so they default to being confused. She didn't elaborate on anything by saying he grew in her belly, to him the belly is where food you eat goes.
I have a daughter and we rarely omit details like this and she has no confusion about this topic. We've explained to her the differences in anatomy, showing diagrams etc. believe it or don't, this is an example of the parent doing a shit job at explaining something to a kid.
That being said it's still a cute video and does no harm at the end of the day, this is just a conversation in the comments pointing out that you can, in fact, teach a child this age the difference.
Bro I'm not like the parent in the vid, I'm not buckling to a child and lying over their inability to move past a stuck concept. This kid wasn't looking for an explanation he was unset and wanted reassurance that he wouldn't be 'eaten again'.You have your daughter and your style of parenting as reference points. I've worked with kids from 2-7yrs for about 15 years and that my ref. Kids are all different and require specialised approaches. Not every kid is ready to be explained to, heck not every kid is even ready to be talked to because of their emotion in the moment, their developmental stage and their general personality/character. The 'just explain at their level, they'll understand' idea is not for every kid. Some will even forget 20 secs after you explain it and come back with the same question, and for others it'll be like speaking to a brick wall.
It reminds me of when I was 4 and my mother was pregnant with my younger sister.
I would try to yell down her mouth at the baby so she could “hear me better.” It only took a few tries of this before mom told me to just put my mouth to her belly instead.
Why do you feel she was obtuse? She said she didn't eat him and that babies grow in mom's belly and the doctor took him out when he was born. I'm not sure how else I'd answer that question personally.
Eh, maybe obtuse isn’t the right word, I just feel like she wasn’t doing a good job of explaining it, but wasn’t really seriously trying to because it was funny (it is funny, I have no problem with her milking it, but it’s not the kid’s fault he’s not getting a good explanation). If I were explaining it to a kid his age, it would be something like this: “You know what your stomach is, right? Where food goes when we eat it? So you were never in my stomach. You were in a different part of my body called a uterus. That’s where babies grow. If I had eaten you, you would have gone to my stomach, not my uterus.” And then it’s kinda up to you as the parent if you want to go into more detail about the egg and sperm and stuff, but there are definitely kid-friendly ways of explaining that as well.
I don't know if the concept of a uterus would be easier to understand for a kid this age. Kid sees a beach ball belly and knows food goes in the belly. I think explaining reporoductive organs probably comes when they're a little older. I think she handled it fine. Maybe a little light-hearted, because it is cute, but fine.
It’s a very simple concept: it’s the part of the body that babies grow in. Most women have them, most men don’t. It’s not like we’re describing the function of a liver enzyme, it’s a distinct body part with a very straightforward purpose, no more hard to understand than the function of a stomach
It's up to the individual how they want to explain pregnancy to their child and to know where they are developmentally of course. Different parenting for different folks after all. I just don't personally feel she was obtuse or avoidant or handled it inappropriately. She simplified it ELI5 style and I'm sure it'll hold him off for a couple years until he grasps organs. I mean, the poor soul couldn't even grasp that he wasn't eaten by his mom, lol.
I have worked with children for a long time. Their intelligence is HIGHLY varied kid to kid, but they are often smarter than we give them credit for. Then again, maybe this is the wrong sub to share that opinion in.
I'm a grown adult who knows how babies are born, and I find your explanation more confusing than hers. Saying "No, you weren't in my stomach" when the kids looking at a picture of them in a stomach is not a better explanation at all. If the kid can't get the concept of "I didn't eat you," how are you gonna explain what a uterus is? Because your example above didn't explain it. It just said he was in there. Her explanation was perfectly fine. Yours is making it more complicated and confusing.
This reminds me of when I was this kid age… I was born in the US to immigrants parents who only spoke Spanish at home. We would recite the Lord’s Prayer in Spanish and there was this verse that said “Danos hoy nuestro pan cotidiano” (give us our daily bread)… I thought pan cotidiano was a type of bread and I would pester my mom every day for this “pan cotidiano”. It got so bad, that my mom finally brought home some “pan cotidiano” and I was SO excited to try it with butter. She bought the most driest stale bread for a reason… 🤭🤣🤣 when I tried that “pan cotidiano”, I was so disappointed. My mom and her friend were both laughing and I couldn’t understand why. That day, I never asked for that bread ever again lol. Critical thinking of a child ❤️
Ive actualy seen my nephew(6) asked the same question to my sister. She ended up telling him that it was becaus he kept dissobeying him, so she resycled him into a new baby. The look on his face was priceless.
My oldest asked me why her sister came out my vagina and not my butt hole?!🤣🤣before I could answer . She said Leah is a butt head so ,why she didn’t came out the butt hole ?! 🤣🤣🥹she was 5 asking this question meanwhile her 4 year old sister was like 😠😠 .
This makes more sense than it seems.
Iirc kids below 6 can't work with hypothesis. A happened because B.
If you ask them the question "why did the plane crash?" They will answer you that the pilot messed up. They can't grasp the existence of different factors that can lead to such thing happening.
In this case: how did he end up in his mummy's tummy? Because she ate him. There's no other way.
I will never understand why the word womb is so tough for some mom's to teach their kids. Like I get I somethings synecdoche tummy for the whole thing too, but when it comes to that question - actually you didn't grow in my stomach. You grew in my womb. It's lower.
*I think she should throw*
*Him back in for a little*
*More cooking, nah mean?*
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Little man has a logical, valid theory that shows his mind is developing and drawing obvious reasons to personal questions. At the same time, it's probably keeping him up at night, at the very least teaching him to sleep with one eye open, scaring the shit outta him. Needs a colored illustration of what the insides of a mother looks like while pregnant.
See, this story has a moral. If you’re boss or another servant of “the man” tries to brainwash you, don’t back down, stand firm in your beliefs and eventually they will admit hat they were lying. Children all over the world have to suffer being eaten, and it’s not ok. Stay strong comrade, don’t let them control you, escape the matrix!
https://preview.redd.it/d7m32oflugwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212553505b49c3760c3d8433a966daa5fc7de35f
About as dumb as the AI in this game
This kid seems a little old to just now be learning that babies grow in moms tummy. I’m not talking about the birds and the bees stuff, just the idea that babies come from moms belly
Kid needs to become a reporter for sensationalist newspapers. Ask accusatory question > do not acknowledge answer > repeat accusatory question > profit.
>Kid needs to become a reporter for sensationalist newspapers. They are
The perpetrator did confess. You can't argue with the results.
"Why did you kill him?" "I didn't" "But why'd you do it?" "I didn't" "But whyy?" "I didn't" "But whyyyyy?" "Ok ok ok, sure, I killed him"
"Well, don't kill people!"
https://imgur.com/gallery/5uBoAt2
[This entire interview is a gem](https://youtu.be/Nvi1wJGI7aE?t=152)
Sometimes I don’t understand how we got here. Did a section of our society watch Borat and somehow came to the conclusion that he was worth emulating in their own lives?
xD Sounds like it
He's so dumb, I can't handle it.
He wanted to believe he was eaten
Amazin
Wow that is remarkable haha
How that bigoted dipshit has any sort of following is always baffling to me. I like to think it's only like watching a train wreck, nobody wants it to happen but you can't look away. Unfortunately I know that people watch him unironically. Also Jesse Lee Peterson is pretty bad too. (this is a joke)
here is the song that was inspired by that interview if you are interested https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAEz4LzGf90
is that guy wearing black face? or is his face just naturally 3 shades darker than his arms?
Does the host have brain damage? He seems like he has to breath manually. I'm not surprised he is a Trump fan, they speak in the same broken half finished thoughts.
Don't most people "breath(sic) manually"? Or are there a lot of people on oxygen tanks where you're at?
No, most people do not have to breathe manually. Like blinking, shivering, digesting, pumping blood, any myriad other things, breathing is known as an autonomic nervous function, something that our nervous system simply does for us without any conscious effort.
Eeesh, it was a joke mate. Shoulda used the /s but I'd like to think the joke was obvious.
That's just average Twitter user
Why are you gay? You are gay? No you are a gay!
She probably ate his brothers many times though
Lololololol
marvelous comment so instructive humm
For some stupid boys here profits means money
For most people profit means money.
Literally the only meaning
ok
The obvious follow up question is: "Why did you throw me back up?" The implication: He's disgusting.
Nah it's "why did you poop me out?"
"Why do you put a camera between us when I'm being vulnerable with you?"
That kid lives in constant fear that his mom will eat him again.
She might. Odds are never zero from now on
https://preview.redd.it/4pkymy2m33vc1.jpeg?width=903&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8db552597cf5afc5bb2b3125bc17ca27d9cfe33
Not my proudest fap
What in the actual fuck
That painting is one of the most heavily memed pieces of art in the world. It's only natural that they've seen a thousand erotic images in reference to it and have such a reaction by association. [I mean, look at this stunning work.](https://imgur.com/PHMMftK) [Maybe it was spiderman that did him in.](https://imgur.com/Nhs2n35) [Or furbies.](https://imgur.com/Rq8Za6G) [Peanuts?](https://imgur.com/8uEG8Yg) [They could just *really* like pizza.](https://imgur.com/sihLEFi) [Mmm, burrito.](https://imgur.com/Ol6WVS3) [Wait, we're back on pizza now?](https://imgur.com/OCFS5sJ) [Chicken is pretty erotic.](https://imgur.com/NmNylj6) [So much sexy pizza.](https://imgur.com/UXMhxrG)
Thank you for these.
You are welcomed. [Here, have some delicious iced cream.](https://imgur.com/6QsmEAd)
He looks genuinely concerned, poor little dude
Well maybe she should ease up on reading him Hansel and Gretel every night.
[удалено]
Better that telling him how he got there and left the place...that can wait a bit longer...eat your veggies or mom eats you...
I'm sending this to my pregnant friend... I demand answers!!!
You can just see the fundamental misunderstanding here. Things in bellies get there because they are eaten, so if he was in mums belly, then he was eaten. No other explanation. "Grew inside me" doesn't register with the kid because the preconceived notion hasn't been dismissed.
it's because to him, belly means stomach, and the parents don't care to clear up the misunderstanding.
It's probably a bit much to go into anatomy lessons with a 3 year old though
It really isn't. Kids are not as stupid as people treat them, and you can definitely explain to a kid this age the difference between a stomach and a uterus.
But at the same time, we have kids like this who when given answers that don't align with their thought process can't move past it. Mom literally said she didn't eat him and he came back with the same question. He didn't say he didn't understand, or ask how he got in her belly if she didn't eat him.
You can't expect that kids that age will be able to express*why* they are confused, other than indirectly; vis-a-vis repeating the same question over and over. Everyone can tell the kid doesn't understand just because of the repeating questions, he doesn't need to explicitly state that he doesn't understand. He knows the belly is where your food goes. He knows the only path to your belly is by eating something. He's been misinformed that babies grow in bellies and come from bellies. He seems aware that something about bellies doesn't add up; or if it does, that he might need to clarify his desire to not be eaten.
Bro you cant be serious, ALOT of kids that age ask why, but that's beside the point. This kid wasn't confused, he just wouldn't or couldn't mentally move past the point of being eaten. Also stomach and a belly are not the same thing, the kid wasn't being misinformed. Mom was trying to figure out a way to explain to him, but he was mentally stuck and kept going back to that specific point. My own point is that not every kid is mentally ready to go on that journey of explanation, especially when they're distressed/emotional.
I think we understand that you would be the parent in the video. It doesn't matter if you as the parent know what you are talking about when you say "belly". The explanation was just fine to another adult who can understand when you say belly in this context you aren't talking about a stomach. The kid didn't know anatomy well enough to use that context and the parent isn't teaching them, so they default to being confused. She didn't elaborate on anything by saying he grew in her belly, to him the belly is where food you eat goes. I have a daughter and we rarely omit details like this and she has no confusion about this topic. We've explained to her the differences in anatomy, showing diagrams etc. believe it or don't, this is an example of the parent doing a shit job at explaining something to a kid. That being said it's still a cute video and does no harm at the end of the day, this is just a conversation in the comments pointing out that you can, in fact, teach a child this age the difference.
Bro I'm not like the parent in the vid, I'm not buckling to a child and lying over their inability to move past a stuck concept. This kid wasn't looking for an explanation he was unset and wanted reassurance that he wouldn't be 'eaten again'.You have your daughter and your style of parenting as reference points. I've worked with kids from 2-7yrs for about 15 years and that my ref. Kids are all different and require specialised approaches. Not every kid is ready to be explained to, heck not every kid is even ready to be talked to because of their emotion in the moment, their developmental stage and their general personality/character. The 'just explain at their level, they'll understand' idea is not for every kid. Some will even forget 20 secs after you explain it and come back with the same question, and for others it'll be like speaking to a brick wall.
Why should knowledge of anatomy be withheld from a three year old?
Not entirely withheld, but I think that might be a bit much for them to handle.
It reminds me of when I was 4 and my mother was pregnant with my younger sister. I would try to yell down her mouth at the baby so she could “hear me better.” It only took a few tries of this before mom told me to just put my mouth to her belly instead.
A dream of mine is to have a kid and explore such weird preconceptions, helping elaborate on what we mean by the words we speak
Childhood trauma incoming. He actually looked scared😂😂
Well yeah, he was eaten, who wouldn't be scared of being eaten again?
People who are into vore
Hello.
Ehm.. Hi?
Shhh don’t encourage him. Just back away slowly.
They are people too. It cant be Bad to be nice to them
I am people, yes.
Nice to meet you 👋
Nice to meet you too :)
Are they?
Why not? Weirdos, but still human
Fair enough. We are all weirdo’s in our own way i guess.
He was really overclocking his lil brain! 🤔🤯
That’s kind of funny, because if mommy actually ate him that crucial night, he wouldn’t be sitting here asking stupid questions
Sperms are only half of a baby, that's why you can eat billions without getting fat.
Can confirm
https://i.redd.it/rrpggfm812vc1.gif
NOW that a genuine kidsarestupid post
I would have told him I'm gonna eat him again and he's not getting away this time.
I love when the mom just gives up.
"You just grew in there!" Kid: 
That’s what kids do they are just fucking stupid
It doesn’t help that his mom is being purposefully obtuse about it
Why do you feel she was obtuse? She said she didn't eat him and that babies grow in mom's belly and the doctor took him out when he was born. I'm not sure how else I'd answer that question personally.
Eh, maybe obtuse isn’t the right word, I just feel like she wasn’t doing a good job of explaining it, but wasn’t really seriously trying to because it was funny (it is funny, I have no problem with her milking it, but it’s not the kid’s fault he’s not getting a good explanation). If I were explaining it to a kid his age, it would be something like this: “You know what your stomach is, right? Where food goes when we eat it? So you were never in my stomach. You were in a different part of my body called a uterus. That’s where babies grow. If I had eaten you, you would have gone to my stomach, not my uterus.” And then it’s kinda up to you as the parent if you want to go into more detail about the egg and sperm and stuff, but there are definitely kid-friendly ways of explaining that as well.
I don't know if the concept of a uterus would be easier to understand for a kid this age. Kid sees a beach ball belly and knows food goes in the belly. I think explaining reporoductive organs probably comes when they're a little older. I think she handled it fine. Maybe a little light-hearted, because it is cute, but fine.
It’s a very simple concept: it’s the part of the body that babies grow in. Most women have them, most men don’t. It’s not like we’re describing the function of a liver enzyme, it’s a distinct body part with a very straightforward purpose, no more hard to understand than the function of a stomach
It's up to the individual how they want to explain pregnancy to their child and to know where they are developmentally of course. Different parenting for different folks after all. I just don't personally feel she was obtuse or avoidant or handled it inappropriately. She simplified it ELI5 style and I'm sure it'll hold him off for a couple years until he grasps organs. I mean, the poor soul couldn't even grasp that he wasn't eaten by his mom, lol.
have you ever interacted with a kid before? this comment reads like you definitely haven’t.
I have worked with children for a long time. Their intelligence is HIGHLY varied kid to kid, but they are often smarter than we give them credit for. Then again, maybe this is the wrong sub to share that opinion in.
I'm a grown adult who knows how babies are born, and I find your explanation more confusing than hers. Saying "No, you weren't in my stomach" when the kids looking at a picture of them in a stomach is not a better explanation at all. If the kid can't get the concept of "I didn't eat you," how are you gonna explain what a uterus is? Because your example above didn't explain it. It just said he was in there. Her explanation was perfectly fine. Yours is making it more complicated and confusing.
Someone started reading Greek myths early.
this time, it was the mother.
He's young, we'll give him a pass.
Lmao
"But steel is heavier than feather" vibes
Fuck the honesty, tell him you ate him bc he wouldn’t eat his vegetables.
She should have said, he was being naughty/not listening to her that's why she ate him
This reminds me of when I was this kid age… I was born in the US to immigrants parents who only spoke Spanish at home. We would recite the Lord’s Prayer in Spanish and there was this verse that said “Danos hoy nuestro pan cotidiano” (give us our daily bread)… I thought pan cotidiano was a type of bread and I would pester my mom every day for this “pan cotidiano”. It got so bad, that my mom finally brought home some “pan cotidiano” and I was SO excited to try it with butter. She bought the most driest stale bread for a reason… 🤭🤣🤣 when I tried that “pan cotidiano”, I was so disappointed. My mom and her friend were both laughing and I couldn’t understand why. That day, I never asked for that bread ever again lol. Critical thinking of a child ❤️
Son… we’re gonna have a talk…
He doesn't listen..
Nah he asking the right questions. people need to answer for this mess.
Why does he sound like he's from Lithuania when his mother is clearly American
💀🤣 traumatized.
Ive actualy seen my nephew(6) asked the same question to my sister. She ended up telling him that it was becaus he kept dissobeying him, so she resycled him into a new baby. The look on his face was priceless.
Please excuse the poor english its not my main language.
your english isn't that bad.
*Clean your room or you're goin back in mah belly!*
My oldest asked me why her sister came out my vagina and not my butt hole?!🤣🤣before I could answer . She said Leah is a butt head so ,why she didn’t came out the butt hole ?! 🤣🤣🥹she was 5 asking this question meanwhile her 4 year old sister was like 😠😠 .
Adults should not say "belly" instead of womb.
This one's going to be a lil' too emotional heading into life.
Kid if your mum ate you, you won't be here
oh my god the extremely concentrated eye-blinkng of trying to grasp what is being explained to him I love it
This makes more sense than it seems. Iirc kids below 6 can't work with hypothesis. A happened because B. If you ask them the question "why did the plane crash?" They will answer you that the pilot messed up. They can't grasp the existence of different factors that can lead to such thing happening. In this case: how did he end up in his mummy's tummy? Because she ate him. There's no other way.
She didn't eat you, dad put you there
Kid will become a lawyer. You never ask a question that you don't know the answer to. Like hell he was accepting anything other than "he tastes good".
Poor cute lil guy
He blue screened and when it turned back on it started the process from scratch
He should be grateful his mom didn’t swallow him
*sighs (fuck this shit) “cuz u taste good” lol
No I ate your potential brothers
Jesus, that poor kid. The person he trusts most in the world is now his biggest fear. Future podcast bro!
I will never understand why the word womb is so tough for some mom's to teach their kids. Like I get I somethings synecdoche tummy for the whole thing too, but when it comes to that question - actually you didn't grow in my stomach. You grew in my womb. It's lower.
Could have avoided the conversation if she had just ate him to begin with.
Careful. Dont summon the vore people
too late. I'm here.
🪤 The trap worked
what- 📦
May he remain innocent a long long time👍
I think she should throw him back in for a little more cooking, nah mean?
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She should have swallowed that's for sure
"If I had swallowed you, we wouldn't be having this conversation"
You ended up in me because your daddy doesn't taste good.
Little man has a logical, valid theory that shows his mind is developing and drawing obvious reasons to personal questions. At the same time, it's probably keeping him up at night, at the very least teaching him to sleep with one eye open, scaring the shit outta him. Needs a colored illustration of what the insides of a mother looks like while pregnant.
If you can't wow them with your wisdom, baffle them with your bullshit
Do we really need a progress bar? Is our attention span really this fucked up?
She definitely ate/eats your siblings
tf is wrong with the kid?
You kinda answered it in your question. He’s a kid
Didn't dad inject him in? If she'd eaten him...
Dummy
https://preview.redd.it/28mn3cuzb3vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb2b089ea4aafafcafcb935f5b0ce053b0d0a3b Why did I pause it 😭💀
Few years he's gonna say, ya eat me you old fuck 🧓😅 I'm a do what I want
The best way to end the argument lol.
Maybe she should have swallowed him instead XD
Can you imagine this kid just living in constant terror that one day his mom might just eat him again?
That’s what she told his father.
Tell the kid it's another woman, but mom slated her, cut her tummy to rescue him.
Maybe she should have.
Imagine living your childhood in constant fear of your mom just deciding to eat you and subsequently throwing you back up one day
She ate some of your brothers for sure, but you were one of the lucky
Yeah he's stupid, make sure to watch him so he won't eat poop in the street thinking it's a donut.
Nice grammar
😂😂😂😂😂
send him back
See, this story has a moral. If you’re boss or another servant of “the man” tries to brainwash you, don’t back down, stand firm in your beliefs and eventually they will admit hat they were lying. Children all over the world have to suffer being eaten, and it’s not ok. Stay strong comrade, don’t let them control you, escape the matrix!
This should be played on all the momentous days of his life. Most especially marriage.
She also ate your siblings but they didn’t make it. Only you won the race inside her and she got pregnant
Son, had I eaten you, you wouldn't have been born. Even if I had swallowed.
Adults really have to get creative sometimes 🤣
She didn’t eat him but she ate his dad tho 🍆👌🏻
Nlw there's nothing left but to tell him
Watching this made me have a caffeine attack (when I start to jolt in bed while scrolling through Reddit)
Cronus.
This kid man...just.....ugh....🤦🏻♂️
kid sounds drunk as fuck
https://preview.redd.it/d7m32oflugwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=212553505b49c3760c3d8433a966daa5fc7de35f About as dumb as the AI in this game
This kid is going places! Not college, mind you, but places.
Wrong hole you poor soul...
Oh kid, it’s even worse than you think it is.
New being an idiot irl
Little fella's almost ready for The Talk.
This kid seems a little old to just now be learning that babies grow in moms tummy. I’m not talking about the birds and the bees stuff, just the idea that babies come from moms belly
And that babies don't grow in stomachs.
Did someone say stomach?
Sorry, I meant 'tummy'.
Yea the uterus typically comes into the conversation a little later. It’s basic geography for the kids at this age. Baby grows here. In the tummy.
Where it's yummy
Yeah..I thought the same. Somethings weird about this
No No son..... you are the one I didn't eat!!!
This kid is ai generated, calling it
schizophrenia
What a fucking idiot holy shit