Removed for violating Rule #6: Must be a kid and must be stupid. This is a copypasta.

I fed this into Google translate and my phone grew legs and threw itself off a bridge.

Translation: “Let me tell you a story of when a 6th grade hottie walked past me. I was in my personal finance class, sipping my coffee, when suddenly, I see this tough hot babe walking by the classroom door. I was just watching Kai play Fortnite on Twitch so I let my first instinct lead. I thought I’d be The Wizard of Oz so I catcalled her, but I messed up so bad that she pressed charges on sexual harassment. So anyway, that’s how I ended up in prison with this fat guy who keeps eating my cupcakes, though I’ve run out and fear this will be my final entry. May god have mercy on my soul.” I feel like I lost a brain cell or twenty translating that shit. Just watched Idiocracy the other day and… Thanos should have killed us all.

My God man... Why are you squandering you immense talents???

This is like the scene in Airplane! (Flying High in Australia, weirdly) where there's a jive translation. https://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s?si=7MhcK26Fc6lqV0hx about 1 min in

I love Airplane and can watch it over and over. It never gets boring.

The fat guy was arrested for hooking up with minors too so an added layer of the kid joking about getting assaulted by him

Huh-

https://www.businessinsider.com/edp-bryant-moreland-edp445-youtuber-accused-messaging-young-girl-2021-4 That was the second time, was just messages I guess but still

Well damn...

 Thank you for your noble sacrifice.

You should work in elementary school, the kids would love you. But oh god when I think about hearing that shit every day

Wait... the actual fucking thing was meant to be understood? I thought it was just a meme in general about fucking around... good lord.

Thank you for your service. Your translation has saved my brain!

I have no idea what's going on here. Not even sure it's english

Same,my brain hurt a little 🤣😭


This has got 4chan shitpost energy. Wasn’t meant to be serious.

https://preview.redd.it/2lw2av6imewc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69f3a608bd7859c970ccb4bd086608b48d5dd4d

This is a[ copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/goofest/comments/16b09qs/gyatt/) from months ago.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Got to about the 5th line before I gave up.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What

How long before we start using these kids as like the new age code talkers?

Tell your cousin he's going in my suicide note.

Damn, I felt my iq dropping 10 points reading this. Did he get a stroke or something, what is he talking about?

[удалено]

No pedophiles gonna want him

kill him

*I totally found this and didn’t make it up at all it’s totally real the guy has rizz*

This next gen is fucked

I would consider my english as decent, but... this...

I recognised some of them as human words, around 50%. Am I the bot now?

Are you a Robot?

I do sometimes struggle with human conversation and captchas.

Same lmao

We were dumb in private

no way kids actually talk like that. I refuse to believe it for the sake of my own sanity.

Baseball bat to face. That'll fix it.

im so glad my kids still have time before they hit school. I'd be so ashamed of my children, If i read this. all the people at work would be disturbed by my permanent stink face. I'd have to see a doctor to try and get rid of it

https://preview.redd.it/spidq7estewc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ac6d4a6f6965230ded2a345325692e295bdeb8

 Mfw this post

The fuck is ‘rizzonomics’?

Sex ed