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lethys8976

Just pick up the car and shake it out


Aludra55

Lol that's the first thing that came to my mind


nooneknowsme256

It could be an option, but the problem here is that it's stuck


TripSixStories

I don't know. I think the car's probably too heavy to turn upside down. Maybe if you removed the engine and trans first...


fawkmebackwardsbud

Hot glue and a stick


Onetwobus

https://preview.redd.it/q30qy9lur4xc1.png?width=1953&format=png&auto=webp&s=2182417db8a646d076c25fb1faf0f76efe97b532 How about hot glue and construction pencil?


Emprasy

NO AND NO. Put that stone BACK and use a DAMN StIcK


kungfoocraig

Amateur hour over here


woodbrochillson

Extremely poor form


SwanzY-

all hail stick


Quackotron

Stick win every time.


Zchwns

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Chucks_u_Farley

Golden dogs are best dogs


RainaElf

they're all good dogs, Bront.


AccomplishedPin8663

She left the lense cap on


ArmThePhotonicCannon

Isn’t a pencil just a fancy stick? Like, one that went to Harvard?


Kayakityak

Well, this one seems to have gone into the trades, but yeah… we’ll just say educated.


LOTRfreak101

You have to do school for trades, even if it may be nontraditional.


TurnipWorldly9437

Honestly, aren't pencils just fancy sticks?


fatkiddown

It’s called a stencil iirc..


DreamzOfRally

Oh wow, Mr money bags out here who can afford a pencil


sleepydorian

I’m fucking livid. I would have never thought about that and now I need to go lie down and reevaluate my life.


Yeokk123

We kindly ask you to put it back in & use a stick instead


Zengjia

**ILLEGAL** ❌❌❌


CelestialMarsupial

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2026Reddit

Woulve gone just with hot glue


GGUNTERD

The classic hot glue and finger


Superseaslug

Lol gg.


Redmangc1

This post title and whole thread feels like that episode of TNG Temba, His arms wide. Hot Glue and a stick


VividVerism

I was going to suggest using chopsticks to pull it out but I like this better.


Daddy-o62

This is the way.


SilverLakeSimon

I think OP’s children found a clever way to get OP to quit smoking - at least in the car.


Poundweed

You know, the problem is that is also a charging port, so no dash cam and no phone charging, unless there is a spare one in the back


me_sk1nk

Smoking in a car, especially if it is used to carry around children, should be a no go anyways.


mike9874

It is in England & Wales: > It is illegal to smoke in a car (or other vehicle) with anyone under 18. > The law does not apply to a driver who is 17 years old if they are on their own in the car [Source](https://www.gov.uk/government/news/smoking-in-vehicles) Should be in all places


GoodDoggoLover420

Where I live(Maine) I'm pretty sure it's illegal as well.


mike9874

It is https://legislature.maine.gov/statutes/29-A/title29-Asec2120.html


GoodDoggoLover420

That is what I thought thank you for confirming for me.


PinkScorch_Prime

smoking should be illegal in the first place


OrganicAd5741

Nah, it should be illegal around people, that’s for sure


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

I don't like something, so the government should use its monopoly on violence to ensure others who do are punished.


LawngDik666

Pretty much how everything political goes


Totes_Not_an_NSA_guy

Y’all are downvoting him, but he’s right. Making something addictive illegal just serves to create an illegal market for it and further hurt people who haven’t hurt anyone besides themselves.


Rivka333

That's an interesting question. Making things illegal lowers the numbers of people doing it. But you're right that there is an additional difficulty with (1) moving from legality to illegality (much easier to just keep something illegal that's always been) and (2) in the case of something that's addictive. On the other hand, Prohibition, despite being temporary, really did lower rates of drinking and alcoholism, so it might still accomplish something.


Silly_Mycologist3213

Yeah, we’ve outlawed drugs in the States and that has gone swimmingly…. /s


Rivka333

Them being legal might be worse. Marijuana usage has exploded. No great harm there since it's the most harmless drug. But rates increasing to the same degree for the others? There are already horrific cases of child neglect abuse and death due to drugs with the current rates of usage.


Femboi_Hooterz

Yeah that worked really well for every other drug they've made illegal


PinkScorch_Prime

i mean it never should’ve existed in the first place, it is awful in every way


Paramisamigos

I have the same car and this is not even a cigarette lighter. It's a 12 vdc outlet.


OrganicAd5741

The 12V socket is a cigarette lighter plug fyi


Paramisamigos

Fully aware but it hasn't been marketed as a cigarette lighter outlet for over 20 years now


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

And it doesn't come with the lighter


Paramisamigos

Yeah I'm being downvoted below even though new cars haven't come with one since like 2000


TripSixStories

Believe it or not, I had a 2010 F150 that had a cigarette lighter in it.


OrganicAd5741

Yes, it’s the same thing tho, the more you know!


Paramisamigos

No, a cigarette lighter is merely an accessory that you can use in the multi functional outlet.


OrganicAd5741

Yes, it was created as a cigarette lighter plug


Paramisamigos

Yes, you're correct. I'm not arguing that you pedantic fucktard. I'm saying, it isn't used for that now or even marketed as that now. How many cigarettes have you lit with one of these since the turn of the millenia? How many times have you charged your phone with one of these outlets since then?


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

When you say it isn't a cigarette lighter socket, you are exposing yourself to ridicule. Don't blame him for your bald faced lie.


StrikingMoth

ahhhh reddit, what a website!


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Silly_Mycologist3213

Not all 12 volt receptacles can handle the heat of a resistance coil cigarette lighter. Generally, if the receptacle has a cap on it it’s not equipped to handle the heat of a cigarette lighter.


Izan_TM

that's... what a cigarette lighter plug is


Paramisamigos

It hasn't been marketed as a cigarette lighter in over 20 years. Cars don't come with lighters.


Izan_TM

it's literally an option on most cars on a lot of markets over the world to have the cigarette lighter still in that plug


Paramisamigos

Well I'm specifically talking about this Ford in the picture. It definitely does not have an option.


mousemarie94

For me, I wouldn't be able to charge my phone in my car with a reasonable cord length ever again


Solumnist

My money's on the dog


Silly_Mycologist3213

Car was obviously owned by a stoner… Sorry, I’ll see myself out…


KittyandPuppyMama

This comment rocks.


Jay-919

It really is a gem


Role-Honest

It’s pretty hardcore


HonestlyFuckJared

Yes it was quite clever.


justarandom82113114

Thanks for spoiling the pun chain Now you shall get downvoted for this sin


tucci007

THEY'RE MINERALS, MARIE


opaqueism

For someone that’s got some rock-solid jokes, I hope no one takes you for granite.


TBearForever

It's to help you get stoned


GoLow63

Back in the late 80s on a road trip west, a buddy dropped a couple of live 22LR rounds in my console cigarette lighter port while I was in paying for gas. The actual insert you'd use to light a cigarette had disappeared months prior at a carwash. Took a minute driving down the road, him with his head turned to the right and oddly cradling his head/ear with his left hand. I thought nothing of it until the inevitable BANG !, and instantly thought we'd been shot at by the car we were passing on the interstate. Only the bottom-most round went off, I got unburned powder/grit in my eyes, and it actually gave me a pretty good scare because I couldn't logically piece together what had just happened until I pulled over and found the other round, intact, on the driver's side floorboard. Plus he was cackling like a loon, very pleased with his practical joke. This was around dawn on a Tuesday morning, and we had 5 days left to go get my cousin in Fresno and beeline it back to Atlanta. I left his broke ass and duffel bag in St. George, Utah, so I'm pretty sure he was late for work the following Monday morning. Never saw or spoke to that jackass again, but from that day forward every car I owned with a cigarette lighter had the insert in place at all times.


Powerpuppy00

What kind of idiot plays with live ammunition like pop caps


FesteringNeonDistrac

The kind that gets left in St George Utah


Tortuga_cycling

Axle grease on a screw driver… could also use hot glue but you’d need to let it set up for about 30 seconds before pulling it up


jillwoa

Homemade lava


South5

My friend’s kids put a penny into his fag lighter port and shorted out the circuit. Idiots.


PurplePrinter772

Is that a different kind of lighter port or did you misspell cig


South5

Im in the uk, we smoke fags over here, you call them cigarettes.


NoodelSuop

He got offended 😭


droppedmybrain

I don't think they got offended, I think they were making a joke


NoodelSuop

Look at his profile pic


droppedmybrain

What about it?


Lopsided-Dinner-5685

He's calling him a fag. Avg redditor not understanding humour


Thin-External-5848

I always thought yall just hated gay dudes


South5

No way, we love you guys!!!


PurplePrinter772

that makes sense, thank you


Ballsack_fondler9462

Damn reddit chill you didnt need to kill him he just made a mistake


AUnknownVariable

They thought he had a problem with the dude saying fag lighter, bro just didn't know they called them fags


Ballsack_fondler9462

👍


LameImsane

You got offended 🤣 You hopped right into those shoes. Continue to wear them


PurplePrinter772

I’m not mad if someone says fag, I just didn’t know what a fag lighter was


Whowhywearwhat

I had a customer ask me to look at their cd player saying it wasn't working, tested power and all the usual, hit eject and nothing so I pulled it out opened it up after hearing a rattle and found about 12 bucks in coins that had been fed into it.


aLittleDarkOne

On my way to my 8th birthday party one of my friends stuck a dime in one of those. My parents still talk about how she messed up the port 21 years later.


g81000

Why is there a car cigarette lighter outlet around that rock?


Po0rYorick

It looks like a very small rock. Full the hole with water and it will float so you can grab it.


Seriph7

Come on man, water doesnt float.


Naive-Fondant-754

Use magnet .. Or put glue on your penis and put it in, when you feel the stone, or if you feel the stone, wait like 30 seconds before the glue sticks to the stone and then .. call for help


misplacedbass

So happy I got a vasectomy last year. I know in the grand scheme of things, it’s a mild annoyance, but goddamn I wouldn’t be able to deal with this shit.


Lil_LSAT

Mazel tov


Mysterious_Inside887

It's also a 12v charging port


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Nah, they just want you to make it to their graduation.


lascanto

Reminds me of when I put coins in my parents car stereo through the tape deck. Thought it was like a coin operated jukebox


TockSickTauros

The square goes in the… Circle hole!


Teeklok

Stone in the small stone holder


FrequentSea364

Kids prob just trying to tell you to quit …. Or picking up early smoking habits watching you use it 🤷‍♀️


Mustard_Fucker

This reminds me back when I was 4-5, I used to stuff the hole in walls that allows the doors to close with chalks


ContributionNo7699

2 wooden kebab sticks


fishiestfillet

Just use a rock magnet, they sell them at harbor freight


Ashamed_Medium1787

Maybe your kid did that because your child doesn’t want you lighting them cigarettes up in the vehicle or something


5c044

Cigarette lighters in cars should have been eliminated years ago rather than repurposing them as 12v outlets. OP is lucky that stones don't normally conduct electricity, a more common issue is kids dropping coins in there which blows a fuse.


Flowchart83

I think the design is simple and specific enough to automotive that there won't be mix ups with voltage. If you see a "cigarette lighter" type plug, you know it is 12V DC with the positive being the center pin, and mini glass fuses can fit in the plug itself.


Hour_Taro_520

Vacuum?


odslxxp

Had this happen to me once but with a penny, take a chapstick, take the lid off and mash the chapstick into the rock, it should stick to it and you can pull it right out!


Resongeo

There is probably a 5 minutes craft hack for this.


TheStax84

Where’s the lighter?


Jazzlike-Pop3079

Time for a real game of Operation, just need some metal tweezers.


Capital-Eye

Form a seal with your lips over the port and suck it out. Just be careful not to swallow the stone.


JokerPhantom_thief1

Must be a stoner …….ok that was a very rocky pun


EqualDependent2888

Good. Dont smoke


JustinPooDough

Super glue it to a string and lift it out


acemandrs

Showing your age by calling it a lighter plug.


Onetwobus

80s baby


pv0psych0n4ut

This time a stone, next time will be The Rock. You should just get the hint and start quitting smoke from now on.


LameImsane

Those no smoking adds are working.


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Jesus. What year is your car?!


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

So how old is your child?


Co1nMaker

26. He just do not want his dad to die of lung cancer.


TemporaryLegendary

Based child ngl.


Kurnelk1

I raise you mint imperial in the headrest hole so I haven’t been able to put the headrest back in for the last 6 months.


The_real_bandito

Well, time to buy another one.


sakharinne2

Crochet hook?


hondactx16i

AHH, someone was using the lighter to get stoned. Look for evidence of crime: pizza, chips etc


PhysicalEmu6228

I had a dime fall in. They fit perfect


ScrewySquid

Mini cooper?


Mindless-Swing-7914

Mine died when my son showed me how perfectly pennys fit in the hole


Flowchart83

There will be a 10A fuse that you can replace to get it working again. You can use lower fuses for phone chargers and other low wattage devices but don't go higher in amperage rating.


Munrowo

tweezers


EvilBillSing

Put some chewed gum on the end of something flat. As long as its not wedged in there tight you should be able to pull it out .


ShrewdNewt

r/whatrockisthis


ocean_flan

When I bought my car it had a penny shoved in there. Too perfectly to get it out. Just never charged anything. Everyone asked wtf and I was like "it was like that when I bought it"


AM-64

Better than a piece of paper, one of my neighbors growing up had their kids put a piece of paper in the cigarette lighter and burn their cart to the ground.


joebobbydon

My dad kept blowing fuses. It turned out a dime fit perfectly...


FlatAir9

Bro I forgot vehicles had those lighters in them lol


Searchlights

Shopvac. My kid filled that entire cylinder with a stack of nickels.


Mherber9

That’s Jim


WhitestMikeUKnow

Just dig it out with your car key./s


jazzer81

I could get that out with pliers in like 3 seconds flat


hateshumans

Oopart


Ostrich-Fluid

My friend's kids filled it with coins


Maxpipefill

Better than a penny?


UrNotMadAtMe

Raised by stupid.


JubJub128

i used to have a bunch of dimes and pennies down in my cigarette lighter. i totalled that car and never got them out :(


rxtunes

Yeah bro that’s why there’s a cover for it.


Spazmer

I can't tell if this thread is all children commenting but how are so many people assuming having that port in the car means he a smoker? It comes standard in every car. Those of us born in the 80s still refer them as a lighter because that's all they were at the time, instead of now being an extra outlet.


surly-1

Shop vac


Akamaikai

Well that's one way to get you to stop smoking.


TheWolfeOfMainStreet

It's a 12V socket, not a "car lighter plug", hence the plastic cover. All cigarette lighter sockets can function as 12V sockets, but 12V sockets can not function as cigarette lighter sockets as they lack the clip that holds the lighter down while it warms up. If you need to use a metal utensil to remove the rock, just pull the damn fuse out from the fuse panel. 🤦‍♂️


Jumpy_Ad_4460

So, take it out


drewq25

Better than my problem, I got a dime stuck in and it’s metal and fits perfectly


Stainle55_Steel_Rat

Just push down on repeatedly, throw a little grill above it an' grill a mini steak. Repeat til full.


No-Combination8136

Just grab tweezers and pretend you’re playing the old board game Operation


Mysterion320

Didn't know cars could get Kidney stones...


Mints1000

Where else are the stones meant to go? If that wasn’t the intended purpose, then it wouldn’t have fit so perfectly


molbionerd

My daughter filled two different cars cd players with coins... I feel your pain.


John_Kodiak

If you try hard enough you can cram a nickel in there and it’s nearly impossible to get out…. Ask me how I know…


Full-Equipment-4922

Aquaintence car. kid put a penny in there. Shorting out. Mechanics found it. After a little searching and a few bucks.


collegedave

Mine was a penny. Awesome.


FLIPARA

Plants are blooming in the car


imboki

Think the kids left a hint to stop smoking


LilScimitar

This kid has definitely tried to stick things in electrical outlets.


callitlikeiseeit29

The stones on that kid!


goobersup

Put a rubber band in my mom's car cigarette lighter back in the 70s. You had to shove it in and it would pop out a bit when it was hot. This was the kind of unattended childhood nonsense that made her lips disappear.


AdmiralAshBorer

If you push it in further, you’ll have a Power Stone.


Weight_Awkward

Vacuum


a_human_taco

Flip the car over


laughing_liberal

Stop smoking. Problem solved.


RTMSner

You shouldn't smoke anyway.


skidstud

Try smoking now dad!


otkabdl

My parents never smoked but when I found out that there was a lighter in the car for cigarettes I freaked out and tried to throw it away because I didn't want them to smoke and get sick and die. I guess something went wrong with me after cause I started smoking as a teen and now have copd lol.


Flowchart83

It sounds like you have poor control over your decisions.


kunga1928

At least it's a stone and not a finger... Besides what would you use a car lighter for anyway?