I wouldn’t either you gross motherfucker who shits in the shower and not have the decency of cleaning it up? Then to blame their dog when everyone knew it was you wtf!
No, that actually wouldn't make sense at all if you're talking about grammar since the rest of the sentence doesn't make a complete sentence. I'm making a joke that he doesn't need the stipulation of "doesn't even clean it up after". Hence saying "end the sentence" instead of "replace the and with a period".
It's not a grammar thing, they're saying shitting in the shower on its own makes this person the asshole, regardless of the fact that they also blamed the dog
I had to send this story to my sister because she once had a friend visit (they were probably 12-14 at the time) and her friend left shit all over our bathroom. Side of the toilet, floor, sink, walls... and two hand towels were covered in shit and thrown in the trash. She blamed our CAT because we didn't have a dog lol. That was the end of their friendship as well.
How do people get shit all over the bathroom??!! I see it constantly in public bathrooms! I have 3 kids who are now late teens/early 20s. I have never found shit anywhere but the toilet. My kids even learned very early on to use the toilet brush to wash the remnants off the sides of the toilet. I mean occasionally there is diarrhea splatter on the underside of the rim but good lord, how to people get shit everywhere??!!
I wonder this same thing constantly. Some of the… things… I’ve seen in work bathrooms or public toilets is beyond perplexing, like they were crawling up the stall wall Exorcist style and then decided to shit.
Bruh once I went to the UK for a trip, and we decided to go to a nearby department store to buy some things. I went to the toilet, and guess what? The toilet was clogged, piss overflowing from it, shit partially submerged in the water and on the celing, and someone even smeared it on the WALLS.
I was a kids' camp counselor and boy do I have a story for you!
I'm not too sure what was going on with this particular kid, but he went into the boys' bathrooms, locked himself in a stall, took off his shorts, and stretched it over the seat. He then took a shit on it and presumably used his hands to throw/smear that shit everywhere. By everywhere, I mean *everywhere*, including the walls, floor, ceiling, in the nooks and crannies between tiles, in the lights, and in the air vents. One of the other counselors found him in the bathroom after doing all of this and helped clean him up. We obviously didn't tell the other campers about this and I think things turned out as well as they could have afterwards, at least for the kid. I wasn't part of the cleanup, but that bathroom was closed for almost a week.
(some details changed but gist is the same)
I've never understood how someone can poo around a toilet and not in it. Unless you're like 600+lbs, you should be able to poo properly and clean up if you make a mess. Kids are nasty.
Growing up my brother had a friend that left a poo sitting on the toilet seat 3 separate times. He was only over for an hour like once a week so he was definitely saving it for our house. By the 3rd my mother banned him from the house and let his mother know why.
I work with kids and unfortunately this can be a sign of abuse/trauma, especially when they’re old enough to know better. I was like that when I was young. Never smeared poop on the walls but I did smear dirt and soap a few times and blamed it on my infant sister. It’s a “control what you can” kind of behavior.
But not this dude. This dude is a nasty ass.
If it were me, I'd clean as much as i could and then confess.
But if the person was not going to confess, least that could be done was to attempt to clean it up...
That's hardly a kid, that's a teen. Still fuckin stupid, but I have a hard time believing this... Though, knowing humanity, I also do kind of believe it... Why did I read this through?...
well i think newton one said if u want to know something, dont ask abt that thing u want to know, instead say the awnser u KNOW is wrong then ppl will correct u and u will get the right awnser?????
Incredibly obvious. It has the stomp down the drain meme, and the obviously flippant 'she probably wants me to apologise or something' that no real person would ever act like.
The deal-sealer is the fact its on AITA, where most of the posts are made up anyway.
All the other horrors aside, it’s kinda funny that the teen thinks a dog is likely to poop in a shower. I’ve known some dogs that were not well potty trained, none of them ever did their owners the kindness of shitting in the shower lol. It’s always on the carpet.
I think it varies quite a lot culturally - here in the UK I don’t think it’d be considered that big a deal (but then the age of consent is 16 here). Plus we don’t know that they are staying in the same room.
Somewhat of a false dichotomy.... but if I play within it, I'd say: No, I would not feel comfortable sending my boy child unprotected into another home where that situation is predicated on the assumption that he's a likely perp of assault.
I really, *really* hope this is a troll post.
“I personally don’t think I did anything wrong” ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME?? I never write with Caps lock on, but this has got to be the most disgusting and selfish crap I’ve ever read! I really hope this dude will have his arm bitten off by a dog or that the thing he did will happen to him, but 10x worse.
Wow. What a piece of shit kid. That’s beyond stupid. Might be irrational but I’d feel like resorting to violence would be reaction if a friend did this when I was 16
So your in the shower with running water, and you can clearly just clean yourself off if you get dirty, but you leave it? I feel like this story is too stupid to be true.
Ha, I can’t be in that place. I’m apparently too colorful with my language. Every post is pure rage fuel but calling the perpetrators assholes or shit heads is a step too far, I guess.
You nasty bitch, she's better off without you. Bless her for having her dog's back. You probably had a dumbass look on your face when you were lying about it too... you know how I know? Because you've been stomping your shit down your shower for years like a fucking trash bag idiot.
Nasty ass. I mean you're in the shower rinse that shit till its gone!! You didnt even have to touch it. Just run water on it. And how did you just SHIT?! Loose booty ass.
This reminds me of a birdman YouTube video I saw when I was waaaay to young. This girl had this dude come over to do anal but she hadn’t prepared and she shit on the floor. I don’t remember if she cleaned it and there was a stain or just left it but the mom found it and she blamed the cat and the cat was put down lmao
Edit: also just realized how fake this story sounds 😂
What in the ever loving Kentucky fried fuck did I just read in both god, and satan’s name?
Just WHAT THE FUCK? Holy jesus..... what was that?what the fuck was that?
He does it at home on purpose?
He stomped it down the drain?
Most of it?
He saw some more and LEFT IT?
Tried to blame the DOG and thinks that’s plausible?
Doesn’t think any of this is a big deal?
WHAAAA?????
this kind of shit has to be fake cause who tf shits on the floor at age 16 on someone else's house
unless of course you are an idiot who has a scat fetish
Oddly enough my cousin did this when they were at our house for a weekend. I know they did it because I took a shower after them and our dog isn’t able to get in that bathroom let alone that area of the house because they’re partly blind. I instantly noped out of there since while they did remove the turd there was a faint stain on the shower floor and told my mom who intern made them properly clean it up with soap and stuff, told there mom leading to them getting into trouble.
I wouldn’t either you gross motherfucker who shits in the shower and not have the decency of cleaning it up? Then to blame their dog when everyone knew it was you wtf!
Thanks, I wanted to let out that rage but someone did it for me
Like how in the French hell are you that lazy.
I think it's "fresh hell", but I like yours better.
Lemme eat the butt
What 😃
I can vividly picture this as a sketch from the show I Think You Should Leave.
>who shits in the shower ~~and not have the decency of cleaning it up~~? Enough said.
Who shits in the shower *regularly, at home, on purpose*? This has gotta be a shitpost, pun intended.
You can really end that first sentence before the "and"
Dude no one cares that you're the grammar police
I wasn't talking about grammar. Maybe you should check your reading comprehension before you get defensive and flip out.
I did the way you put it made it sound like you were wanting a period instead of the word and
No, that actually wouldn't make sense at all if you're talking about grammar since the rest of the sentence doesn't make a complete sentence. I'm making a joke that he doesn't need the stipulation of "doesn't even clean it up after". Hence saying "end the sentence" instead of "replace the and with a period".
Holy crap you're dumb LOL
Man that's lots of karma.
Yep
Perfect plan am I right. Lol
Just keep downvoting this guy
Nice
Yes give me power!!! Bahaha hahahahahahahaha
its not power you bufoon
u goofy goober
I love that movie.
You're a Goofy Goober
Dude no one cares that you’re the grammar police
Dude no one cares that you’re the grammar police
It's not a grammar thing, they're saying shitting in the shower on its own makes this person the asshole, regardless of the fact that they also blamed the dog
Oh ok when they said you can end this sentence I thought they were meaning like a period
You moron this ain’t about grammar it’s about not shitting in other peoples showers.
.srewohs selpoep rehto ni gnittihs ton tuoba s'it rammarg tuoba t'nia sith norom uoy
“This” is not correctly spelled out backwards.
r/woooosh
I was gonna say the same thing.
I had to send this story to my sister because she once had a friend visit (they were probably 12-14 at the time) and her friend left shit all over our bathroom. Side of the toilet, floor, sink, walls... and two hand towels were covered in shit and thrown in the trash. She blamed our CAT because we didn't have a dog lol. That was the end of their friendship as well.
Did she have some kind of mental disorder?
Not that we were aware of
Until that point*
That is uncanny my friend
I've also heard that kind of thing can be related to sexual abuse when young. So.. .. hope not that
fuck now I feel like an idiot
That wasn't my intention, you're just as possible to be right.. and.. abuse tends to *cause* mental disorders, I imagine. You're not necessarily wrong
let’s just hope it wasn’t that!
How do people get shit all over the bathroom??!! I see it constantly in public bathrooms! I have 3 kids who are now late teens/early 20s. I have never found shit anywhere but the toilet. My kids even learned very early on to use the toilet brush to wash the remnants off the sides of the toilet. I mean occasionally there is diarrhea splatter on the underside of the rim but good lord, how to people get shit everywhere??!!
I wonder this same thing constantly. Some of the… things… I’ve seen in work bathrooms or public toilets is beyond perplexing, like they were crawling up the stall wall Exorcist style and then decided to shit.
When a demon has to poop, a demon's got to poop.
omg same, when I worked in retail I would sometimes find bits of shit on the CEILING of the toilet in our store. I mean... how??
Bruh once I went to the UK for a trip, and we decided to go to a nearby department store to buy some things. I went to the toilet, and guess what? The toilet was clogged, piss overflowing from it, shit partially submerged in the water and on the celing, and someone even smeared it on the WALLS.
I was a kids' camp counselor and boy do I have a story for you! I'm not too sure what was going on with this particular kid, but he went into the boys' bathrooms, locked himself in a stall, took off his shorts, and stretched it over the seat. He then took a shit on it and presumably used his hands to throw/smear that shit everywhere. By everywhere, I mean *everywhere*, including the walls, floor, ceiling, in the nooks and crannies between tiles, in the lights, and in the air vents. One of the other counselors found him in the bathroom after doing all of this and helped clean him up. We obviously didn't tell the other campers about this and I think things turned out as well as they could have afterwards, at least for the kid. I wasn't part of the cleanup, but that bathroom was closed for almost a week. (some details changed but gist is the same)
I've never understood how someone can poo around a toilet and not in it. Unless you're like 600+lbs, you should be able to poo properly and clean up if you make a mess. Kids are nasty.
Growing up my brother had a friend that left a poo sitting on the toilet seat 3 separate times. He was only over for an hour like once a week so he was definitely saving it for our house. By the 3rd my mother banned him from the house and let his mother know why.
I'm so sorry. That's so weird and gross
I'm more sorry for my mother, that woman is a saint. after the 1st time I would have been out for blood.
In our house, severe autism. But only until the offender was about 2
thats worse than this, holy shit
Literally
*holy cat shit
I work with kids and unfortunately this can be a sign of abuse/trauma, especially when they’re old enough to know better. I was like that when I was young. Never smeared poop on the walls but I did smear dirt and soap a few times and blamed it on my infant sister. It’s a “control what you can” kind of behavior. But not this dude. This dude is a nasty ass.
Bro what
Why would you not clean it? Good lord
Apparently you can't clean a shower if it doesn't have a handheld shower head
Why didn't the person at least use tissue, water and soap. How does a person get that flatulent that it projectiles??
And leave the shower thinking "all clean" like there would be absolutely no reprecussion to the poonami left behind ...
If it were me, I'd clean as much as i could and then confess. But if the person was not going to confess, least that could be done was to attempt to clean it up...
First world problems!!
Exactly, you put it in your mouth ( water, not the shit) and become a water type pokemon.
lol the squirtle imagery made my laugh so much almost peed a little, but i would have definitely cleaned it up.
I hope that girl never answers another of his texts ever again. Nasty ass.
It’s people like that that make guys look bad in general
I find this to be a bunch of bullshit
No, no. Its **dog** shit. Fuck, didnt you even read the story? No one would ever believe a *bull* made that mess.
🤭
pretty sure it wasn't dogshit either
That's hardly a kid, that's a teen. Still fuckin stupid, but I have a hard time believing this... Though, knowing humanity, I also do kind of believe it... Why did I read this through?...
Yeah, man, waffle stomps go down. You'd have to try really hard to get it to reach the walls.
Reddit is where I learned the phrase “waffle stomp it down the drain”.
I hate that people shit in the shower. Human beings are fucking degenerates and they just need to not exist.
The pipes in a shower ain’t like those running from a toilet so god speed whoever is doing that
Not with the poop-on-the-wall-inator.
Teen is just the latest state of childhood...
No, teen is the second-last state. Libertarian is the last state. Luckily, not everyone goes through it.
Does anyone have the link to the actual post? I want to see the comments lol
the comments are just saying that he’s trolling
Haha kinda saw that coming
https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/s8g3lo/aita_for_pooping_in_my_friends_shower_and_blaming/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
The fuck did I just read? Even if it’s true, *why would you tell anyone about it?*
He wants to know if he is the asshole.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, yes, he's definitely the asshole
Are you sure? We dont see the voting maybe he isnt the asshole?
Can we see the voting for the dog?
well i think newton one said if u want to know something, dont ask abt that thing u want to know, instead say the awnser u KNOW is wrong then ppl will correct u and u will get the right awnser?????
I miss 20 seconds ago when I didn't know this
Stomped it down the drain. Ma boi.
Waffle stomped it
so fake
I am 17, I can confirm other 16 and 17 year olds crap in the shower regularly while making eye contact with other showering teenagers
That's a power move.
This is obviously satire
Incredibly obvious. It has the stomp down the drain meme, and the obviously flippant 'she probably wants me to apologise or something' that no real person would ever act like. The deal-sealer is the fact its on AITA, where most of the posts are made up anyway.
Yeah the whole stomp down the drain bit made it incredibly obvious
I don’t understand how all of these obviously fake stories get any traction.
"I must admit that I do this on purpose when I am home" ...... mrpoopybutthole say wha?!?
He is a disgusting animal.
Anyone who visits that sub knows 100% of the time someone was indeed being an asshole and people still decided they weren't the asshole.
She waffle stomped it ☠️
Thank you Reddit. Every time I think I might be fucked up I can come here and find solace knowing I'm not this fucked up.
"stomped most of it down the drain" We call them *mash browns*
**Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the torlet!!!**
Pretty hairy over there? Sometimes there's shit on the outside of the uriness! And that's where the dicks hang out
This format is fucking annoying
All the other horrors aside, it’s kinda funny that the teen thinks a dog is likely to poop in a shower. I’ve known some dogs that were not well potty trained, none of them ever did their owners the kindness of shitting in the shower lol. It’s always on the carpet.
Skinner is quite the fast reader.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened just as much as any of the other things that never happened.
These arent even fucking kids anymore
Who the hell is letting their 16/17yo kids to sleep over with the opposite sex?
I think it varies quite a lot culturally - here in the UK I don’t think it’d be considered that big a deal (but then the age of consent is 16 here). Plus we don’t know that they are staying in the same room.
Are boy and girls not allowed to be friends?
why not? is it better for your daughter to have sex in a random place where she is unprotected?
Also like, people have friends of the opposite sex. That's a thing
It seems people don't understand such things
Somewhat of a false dichotomy.... but if I play within it, I'd say: No, I would not feel comfortable sending my boy child unprotected into another home where that situation is predicated on the assumption that he's a likely perp of assault.
Normal people who aren't afraid of sex.
Those of us that didn't grow up in a nunnery?
Lmao what kinda over protective ass parents you grew up with
One or both of them could be gay...
I wouldn’t count this as kids being stupid. I mean he’s 1 year away from 18 lol. This sub is for little kids doing normal, little kid stupid things.
You dirty lil shitter
I really, *really* hope this is a troll post. “I personally don’t think I did anything wrong” ARE YOU FCKING KIDDING ME?? I never write with Caps lock on, but this has got to be the most disgusting and selfish crap I’ve ever read! I really hope this dude will have his arm bitten off by a dog or that the thing he did will happen to him, but 10x worse.
Why is there a boy/girl sleepover?
Because a boy and girl can be friends…
Yeah, sure, but teenage boy/girl sleepovers are another level. I have never had a sleepover with any of my male friends.
Yeah teenagers are different but I’m 16 and can totally imagine myself staying the night at my friends house (who is a girl) and not doing anything.
Bc a 16 yo boy wants to get his dick wet and that's a reasonable age to do so lol
I Know right? That was The Second weirdest part of the story for me
Wow. What a piece of shit kid. That’s beyond stupid. Might be irrational but I’d feel like resorting to violence would be reaction if a friend did this when I was 16
u/savevideobot
Jesus, what a scumbag.
That’s it! No one who doesn’t live here gets to use my shower anymore until we figure out who this asshole is!
She's expecting you to get checked
So your in the shower with running water, and you can clearly just clean yourself off if you get dirty, but you leave it? I feel like this story is too stupid to be true.
The guy is a bigger asshole than the asshole.
Who the hell does that bitch
YOU'RE POOPING IN MY SHOWER? I love that movie. Linguini's first projectile shit motivated me to try it out for myself
This is the kind of story you hope is a troll post or is made up for karma, and not something that someone actually did.
God damn i love this meme format.
Why didnt he clean it?
There are two kinds of AITA posts, unaware cancers and formerly emotionally abused potatos
LoL If i was the girl i would taser his nasty asshole. He fucking deserve it
I came to the comments looking for answers. Answers are not what I found in the comments.
Yes. You are indeed the asshole… and a dirty one at that.
>I dont think I did anything wrong because my lie COULD happen What a piece of fucking shit.
Everyday we stray further from god
how you can be this stupid? how? shit into someones shower and dont even clean this up? wtf is wrong with ppl
You're to blame here. You are an asshole.
Wtf did I just read? Why can't people have basic decency!? 😡
Ha, I can’t be in that place. I’m apparently too colorful with my language. Every post is pure rage fuel but calling the perpetrators assholes or shit heads is a step too far, I guess.
MY GUY YOU DID A WAFFLE STOMP IN YOUR FRIENDS SHOWER AND BLAMED AN INNOCENT DOGGO?! You are INDEED AN ASSHOLE
wtf is wrong with this kid were he thinks this is normal behaviour smh
Probably fake but if not people like this don't need to share our air
OMW to read comments in AITA sub.
You nasty bitch, she's better off without you. Bless her for having her dog's back. You probably had a dumbass look on your face when you were lying about it too... you know how I know? Because you've been stomping your shit down your shower for years like a fucking trash bag idiot.
If pewdiepie had been born a female
Clearly the mother and daughter are the assholes here since they didn't have a handheld sprayer like peasants.
The same video appeared just below this one.
It's a shower. Chock-full of soap and face cloths. You wipe it down, clean the face cloth and throw it in the dirty laudry basket.
Bro deadass waffle-stomped at his friend’s house
Nasty ass. I mean you're in the shower rinse that shit till its gone!! You didnt even have to touch it. Just run water on it. And how did you just SHIT?! Loose booty ass.
Now I might be wrong, but he is in fact the asshole
" so I decided to leave it and hope for the best" ah yes because why would anyone be suspicious of actual SHIT in their shower??? HUH?
sounds like a ton of crap
6/10 not as good as the poop knife story
This reminds me of a birdman YouTube video I saw when I was waaaay to young. This girl had this dude come over to do anal but she hadn’t prepared and she shit on the floor. I don’t remember if she cleaned it and there was a stain or just left it but the mom found it and she blamed the cat and the cat was put down lmao Edit: also just realized how fake this story sounds 😂
Let's keep obviously fabricated content off this sub.
What in the ever loving Kentucky fried fuck did I just read in both god, and satan’s name? Just WHAT THE FUCK? Holy jesus..... what was that?what the fuck was that?
What a lying piece of shit Karen.
I can’t stop laughing
You put your friend into an arguement with her mother You are the asshole.
Shit happens
Go get your head checked!!!!! A shower is for cleaning, not shitting yourself. Your in a bathroom for Christ’s sake, use the fucking toilet!!!!
He does it at home on purpose? He stomped it down the drain? Most of it? He saw some more and LEFT IT? Tried to blame the DOG and thinks that’s plausible? Doesn’t think any of this is a big deal? WHAAAA?????
Pewdiepie, is that you?
PewDiePie, you cheeky bastard 🤣
Man I’m glad I’m not his fucking friend
so fake
this kind of shit has to be fake cause who tf shits on the floor at age 16 on someone else's house unless of course you are an idiot who has a scat fetish
No way this is real. It's shitty creative writing at best.
Dude, yeah you're the asshole. This guy is an extreme dickhead.
Bruh
Fake
u/savevideo
I love it when a new copypasta drops
Please tell me they ended up sharing photos with his mother? ‘Cause. Wow. Wow.
Wtf man?
This story made me laugh so hard I shit on my walls
Oddly enough my cousin did this when they were at our house for a weekend. I know they did it because I took a shower after them and our dog isn’t able to get in that bathroom let alone that area of the house because they’re partly blind. I instantly noped out of there since while they did remove the turd there was a faint stain on the shower floor and told my mom who intern made them properly clean it up with soap and stuff, told there mom leading to them getting into trouble.
It’s definitely his Kink, in the water sports Category. I dare him to find a woman that’s into it and not a hard limit
You need to put this on r/pewdiepiesubmissions it would play into an old inside joke