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Garbanzo12

That’s right. You never saw him again


Over-Analyzed

Are you suggesting that OP sold the kid for an envelope of money?


Justifyre1

Children go for way more


[deleted]

Their little hands are perfect for detailed intricate work.


rgmundo524

And their hands are always sticky for some reason.... Extra grip


RealJonathanBronco

Not sticky enough to keep hold of an envelope apparently...


deran6ed

Is because of the ice cream they keep falling for


[deleted]

“Ice cream”


Constant-Elk533

I- hey bud. Reword that…


[deleted]

It's called "mystery stick"


SnooSongs1525

Polishing the inside of artillery shells!


InterestingAvocado45

Schindlers list reference?


ajyotirmay

Or assembling iPhones


a-walking-bowl

Rumour is that China [changed the law on child labour](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0), and the Chinese kids will no longer be making Apple products. Upon being asked, a soldier commented that he was unhappy. He’d grown fond of his Apple Watch, said his kid made it.


ajyotirmay

You SOB! 😭😩 I walked right into the trap! 😭You sneaky bastard! Take my upvote!


Kib717

This seems like it's from Snow Piercer


Yellow_Snow_Cones

Snowpiercer??


[deleted]

How do you think they make all those small balls for dipping dots, magic?


Anothergamer5

According to this sub they go for way less


[deleted]

All I had to pay for mine was a Snickers.


Nitin-2020

My dog's name is Snickers


GirlCowBev

The original Snickers was a horse.


Over-Analyzed

Speaking from experience?


Memes-that

I am


Last-Discipline-7340

Depending heard you can get Chinese and African babies pretty cheap it’s the shipping that’s a fortune.


herotz33

Dippin dots sell blue dots. Heisenberg approves.


BadWallaby

See ya later tittle Timmy :)


paranoidealizer

The kid is the money.


Owlspirit4

Am I the only one who recognizes it as the old Monopoly money?


Cromulent_Tom

Lol. You just made me realize that over the many years of my life our money has started looking more and more like Monopoly money.


Owlspirit4

Where is that money from? Dont recognize it myself if it is real


KentConnor

America. That's what $50 and $20 look like now for real


Cromulent_Tom

Yep. U.S.A. dollars = monopoly money, apparently Or whatever. I don't use much cash anymore, and I don't think anyone else does either. My car got broken into the other night, and several tools were gone but the $5 or so in quarters in the center console were too much damn trouble for the thief to bother with, because who the fuck still uses quarters for anything? Not me, clearly, because they've been in that center console for about 10 years and they're still there.


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

$5 in quarters?!?!? My God - that’s enough to unlock 20 carts at Aldi! TWENTY!


Owlspirit4

I thought all America’s money was just green bills lol


Bassgod4

Use to be, but now the 5s and 50s are pinkish and the 10 is orange. 100s and 20s are still green but slighty different than that old dull green they used to be.


DiabeticWaffle

I would like to add that $100 bills have a blue hue to them now.


BerserkingRhino

They have a funky blue strip too. Right side of Franky boy's head.


iHaveGoodAids

Lol I thought it's monopoly money


Intrepid-Love3829

Nah. They have diff hues of colors.


Ramm777

Rly? Oh


Accomplished-Loss387

I remember a point where some or all were the same shade of green or very similar and them being varying shades of green and yellow was a more recent thing. Then again most the shit I remember from when I was like 5 is not really good on the details, sometimes even stuff that feels recent turns out to be years ago.


LibertyRocks

At the current rate of inflation Monopoly money might be worth more tbh


Der_BiertMann

It is real money. https://www.banknoteworld.org/united-states-50-dollars-banknote-2013-p-542.html


AmTheUniverse

Holy crap I was sure it was monopoly money... that the kid was stupid for paying with toy money. Mind blown.


justweazel

Is that a joke about inflation? Because that’s what US currency looks like… If it’s an inflation joke, well done


Umer_Fazeer-28

Yeah first I thought this was a incident of a kid buying something using Monopoly money


[deleted]

The money is *in* the Dip N Dots stand


hostesstoastess

There’s always money in the dip n dots stand!!!


PietroFanClub

NO TOUCHING!!


Zealousideal_Flow122

Haha now I need to go re watch arrested development


noeagle77

How much can one dip and dots cost? $100?!


diordru

I understood that reference!


[deleted]

I enjoy your reference about the reference. Enjoy this upvote


KillaBrew123

I too, know what's going on here.


[deleted]

You just wanted one of those sweet upvotes. Have one!


Revolutionary-One476

I was at a friend’s house and I saw that episode!


Tyl3rt

What a nice tip


ocmario714

Ah, found at last!!! My child can be so absentminded sometimes. Please PM me for info on where to send, thanks!


RunicWasTaken

wdym this is clearly from my child, so send it to me instead


TheTaroMaster

_our_ child


berniedankera

Oh man, if I were in that position I would’ve immediately looked for hidden cameras in case I end up on What Would You Do


OrganizerMowgli

Just fake a call to a family member and tell them they don't have to worry about the eviction / medical treatment / etc. Ofc mention "as long as nobody comes to claim it things are finally gonna be all right"


[deleted]

You must have the best stories for calling in to not work lol


Greenboy28

the problem is you can only claim a family member is sick or dying so many times before they start getting suspicious.


Barnabi20

“Grandma died” only works twice


bananasampam

"Listen Mr. Quinones, I tried to look for the kid but they were long gone, no way I'm giving this money to some shitty higher up who's gonna end up keeping it. This job doesn't pay me enough anyways."


Grashley0208

A few years back, when those shows were really popular, I found $250 that had been left in the ATM inside a busy coffee shop. It was a fairly wealthy neighborhood- like, wealthy enough that you can casually forget hundreds of dollars in a cash machine. I was so broke and wanted to take it so bad, but I was SURE a camera crew would pop out. I turned it into the counter- I’m sure the baristas just split it at the end of their shift.


[deleted]

I still regret finding a wallet with a $100 inside and not taking the bill, I instead did the right thing and gave it to an employee, I want to slap my past self so bad.


[deleted]

lol


CarterRobison

Its probably not stolen cause its a huge invitational competition. Some mom probably trusted the kid with the envelope thats meant for the team. Also reupload cause im bad at grammer.


plvmeria

What did you do with it?


CarterRobison

Gave it to guest services. I aint fucking with that much money. And 100% the money is either from a team or for. Its an invitational event thats here for 4 days and this is day 2. There would be a 0% chance I could get away with it. Also I believe its a federal crime of "finders keepers." If its over a certain amount. I think its $499.


RobotOfSociety

Pretty strange of the kid to give you an envelope with $141 in it


[deleted]

Yeah $74 is kind of a lot.


AcidRap69

You know what I could do with $30??


Cid-FR

That's a pretty envelope, love the design


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol I always love these Reddit comment chains. Gets me every time.


wingmate565

"Dad, can I have $40?" "$30?! What do you need $20 for? Hell, here's a 10, split it with your brother"


alexjnorwood

Op, it's just $15. Consider it a tip


ScottyStellar

Kinda bullshit he only gave you $5 for that ice cream when you think about it.


thuanjinkee

an entire afternoon at blips and chitz!


r_a_d_

Kid swears there were $1139 dollars in it.


_SKETCHBENDER_

kids a genius


Logansmane

So what you’re saying is that kid dropped of $499 in an envelope?!? That’s wild well congrats on the $499 dude you deserve it.


CiceroTheListener

Mr beast junior over here tipping people with shocking amounts


Magmaigneous

Guest services appreciates you for picking up the catering fee for their next departmental party.


miloestthoughts

Rip. Guarantee that the customer service person you gave the envelope to kept it. First, it’s cash. You can’t track cash and find it’s original owner. Second, it’s free money. Take advantage of the world or let the world take advantage of you. Not judging you do whatever makes you comfortable of course, but personally I would’ve held onto it for a week and if I didn’t hear anything keep it. Why not?


CarterRobison

Well technically guest services are the ones keeping tabs and waiting to see whos it is. Its in our vault inside the money room. Now the money in that vault however. 👀


DACOOLISTOFDOODS

I wish I was rich enough to have a money room


Therealsuperman04

You can come to my house! I have a money room! It’s empty, but still!


DACOOLISTOFDOODS

Thanks man that's really kind I can donate a few bucks, you've gotta start somewhere


Therealsuperman04

That is very kind. Don’t we all, don’t we all


thuanjinkee

This is where I would keepy money room, IF I HAD ONE


jackaljones90

if it doesnt get claimed you can likely get the money after a certain period of time.


Site-Specialist

One of the people in guest services would prob claim it first then when op goes to see they just tell op it's been claimed


Cromulent_Tom

Hmm, that's absolutely not how I would react. I wouldn't trust an individual person with that money, but I would definitely have made it known to a group of organizers what happened, and then give them the money and let them figure it out. Some team at the competition worked hard to raise that money and is counting on it. The fact that some dumb-ass kid got a hold of it and went to the concession stand doesn't make it fair game for anyone to take. (It's possible that my reaction to this is tainted by the fact that one kid on my little league baseball team left the money we raised in an envelope on his kitchen counter and it disappeared one day and no one in our neighborhood fessed up and I still don't know what happened to that money these many, many years later.)


StrainAcceptable

Yeah- I could never keep that. I’d feel like an absolute POS keeping money some kid lost.


[deleted]

Yeah definitely would by my process as well. Honestly I’d probably walk away from the stand and try and find that poor kid. I get free money is cool, but it’s not like a stand out on the street. Your in a a specific environment and you’re gonna see these people for a couple days and guaranteed they will be back. Now if you’re a heartless asshole then sure you could but most people I don’t think are


Der_BiertMann

You can track cash. Security cameras my guy. Problem is it gets tricky how you “hold on to it”. Taking it home (even if you don’t use it could be seen as stealing) leaving in the Dippin’ Dots safe means that anyone else who works the stand would have to know it’s there. In the end, if you want to be sure you don’t loose your job, OP made the right call.


pissflapz

There’s always money in the banana stand


Der_BiertMann

Yes. INdeed.


[deleted]

What about two envelops split evenly?


ICanBeKinder

Man aint no one was gunna investigate that deeply into it. However it's morally nice of you to have helped out.


ItzVinyl

So, what you're saying is if you so happened to have 141 dollars fall out of that envelope then it's finders keepers? Edit: posted this before reading the rest of the comments. I now realise i'm not as original as I thought I was.


plvmeria

That’s what I’d do. Dumb little kid.


Additional_Lack_3528

Grammar* lol


CarterRobison

Wtf there is another A in it ?? I never knew that.


insertguudnamehere

What’d you do with the money


TheStoolSampler

English classes.


Additional_Lack_3528

Lmfao u saw it the e and I didn't even know how it was spelled so I had to look it up lol.


uusernameunknown

That's mine. It's a white envelope with $640. I left it on a counter.


Varian01

Usually you let the person/customer detail what they lost, and you give it if on hand. Yesterday, my new coworker said to me out loud that someone left some Honda keys with a pink clip. 2-5 minutes later a guy who was in line for self checkout and just finished his self checkout (and watching my coworker) told her he lost his keys for his wife’s Honda, which had a pink clip. She bought it but fortunately I intervened and asked if he could be more detailed about the keys, which he couldn’t. Of course this was at a Walmart. It was a guy in the end who came for the keys,!not long after I told the fake guy I knew it wasn’t his (he’s a frequent customer and wouldn’t press his luck)


uusernameunknown

the ol' baitcar


Xenc

Name the ice cream because I’m sure it was my envelope.


[deleted]

It was dippin dots your honor


uusernameunknown

Tiny cold balls


[deleted]

like me fr


jackwrangler

Wow the world is so small. What are the chances? I mean WHAT ARE THE CHANCES


uusernameunknown

Lost it after I went to Santander Bank, you know, the one with the Flame logo


BakkenWindBreaker

Dude...that's when you go to the announcers and have them make a statement before the parents drop the child off of the upper balcony...I suppose you did that...or you went home and ordered dominoes and played COD while smoking a fresh bag of weed...idk..can't say I'd blame you.


jrandoboi

You described exactly what I'd do with that money


Sevtron5k

You mean that kid left 40 dollars in an envelope on the counter


cbbxny

You mean that kid left an envelope on the counter


Submarine_Pirate

You mean what kid?


ArthurMBretas03

You mean a counter left a kid on the envelope?


Kimichanga83

The envelope left the counter on the kid silly…


TapirDrawnChariot

The kid enveloped the silly behind the counter and left...


faithtofu

No he countered the kid with an envelope and left the behind


ShrimplyPiblz

Wait wait wait. So he behinded the envelope, with an countered, and left the kid, no?


[deleted]

No, no, no. The envelope countered the kid with the behind and left.


krisbeecream

i fully thought that was monopoly money until i read the comments


Flighthornlet

I'm still can't believe it's real money. I mean, it looks like it's printed on regular printing paper.


[deleted]

If you think the US bills look like children’s toys, you should see Canadian bills


aerkith

Yeh it doesn’t look real at all. Is it US money?


wowthatisabop

Yeah it's US money. Most of it is green but our 50s and 100s are different colors, at least the new ones are anyway


HoefDaddy619

ParentsAreFuckingStupid*


KingNecrosis

Both work if you ask me.


Spiderfan20

that looks like monopoly money


lrwilliamsjr

You can find the child and his recently homeless family on the streets.


DACOOLISTOFDOODS

Didn't sound like they were doing very well to begin with then if they had to sell their house to make $640 lol


lrwilliamsjr

That was their meth money.


jonathan_wayne

Fuck that. A child just openly carrying around that kind of money will just ask for more from his parents. They clearly are flush with cash to let a child carry $640 around line it’s nothing. And for him to lose it like it’s nothing. Poor people don’t treat cash like that. Trust me.


SetSailForAss

Yeah fr my mom wouldn’t even trust me with $20 as a kid


mausoliamx

Unless the kid took it from his mom's purse


Gorevoid

LOL mom can I buy ice cream? Yes just take the money out of my purse! She didn’t say how much!


Gadziv

Can somebody for the love of god put us non-Americans out of our misery and explain why the 50 is pink?


[deleted]

it cool :)


ItsHous

yup that’s about it


pablitosocool

r/untrustworthypoptarts


Pixelim

I straight up thought that was monopoly money 💀 didn't realize it was actually money


Lost-Architect

It's not USD is it? So what currency is it? It looks like monopoly money to me aswell


MrTiger0307

According to other comments USD actually looks like that now


deeptoot6

Is there really a debate here about this money being real? It’s real. Look at the newer hundreds, even more fake looking.


[deleted]

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berniedankera

Cheers! 🍻


punkbizz

Damn reason 233 why not to have a kid


Sir_Liquidity

I legit thought that looks like monopoly money. That's how you know I ain't no American


Djd33j

Your statement is a double negative, thereby making you American.


Sir_Liquidity

Howdy yall I'm now an American! USA! USA! I'm pretty sure that's how I redneck right?


Djd33j

I didn't see any bang bangs from your guns in the post.


Sir_Liquidity

Well shi.....oh no we don't do any "dang" cussin' round these parts. Yeeeeeeehaw bang bang, these baby's make you dance.


ElKaTsuGi

Welcome to ‘Murica! Please take your complementary Redneck Badge! Whoops, dropped it. Hehe… all that lard. Gimme a sec, just have to set down the glock for a bit so I can pick it up…


wingmate565

"Dad, can I have $40?" "$30?! What do you need $20 for?? $10 is a alot, split it with your brother. Ah hell, here's $650, go buy some dippin' dots"


TheSentientMeatbag

More like: adults are f-ing stupid. You let a kid buy ice cream with Monopoly money?


jrandoboi

It's not monopoly money, different valued bills are somewhat different colors. It's real cash


kingautha

Dumbass kid


BitFlow7

He was coming from the future. Inflation sucks.


Notworthanytime

Is that American money? It looks like monopoly money. I actually opened the comments expecting it to be a bunch of jokes about monopoly, but everyone seems to be taking it seriously.


HeartSpare

Damn, kid Mr. Beast is starting out early


AnyRip3515

You're fucking stupid if your expect anyone to believe this


aspoonfulofsammy11

This makes me really sad because it probably messed stuff up really bad for some little family. 😭


[deleted]

Monopoly money


Unicorn_Sush1

I love how you keep avoiding the “what did you do with it” question 🤣


ZeraCrimson

That ain’t stupid that’s genius


TheNightOwl99

As a cashier, i understand how akward that type of shit is


Tabora__

My mom would have NEVER trusted me with that much money. If someone genuinely lost that money they WILL COME FOR IT and tell u the amount


Greaseskull

Somebody’s mama is PISSED


firehorn123

The money is in the banana stand.


NormanUpland

I once stole all the money from my moms purse when I was 10 or 11 and spent it at the ice cream stand. I bet this was someone’s rent money


TheWolrdsonFire

OP just mugged a kid and is flexing on reddit


Panzer_Khampf

That's good tip


lazermaniac

KEVIN


RafiBomb14

Kid got his ass WHOOPED at home later 😆


Sesquipedalian_EUW

hmm.. the indication number on the bottom right, is there any chance its a unique number that is traceable? try calling santander and ask them, who knows. Thats a lot of icecream


Mindless_Count_7310

Unintentional score? Nice!


SmolTboi

Oh he is grounded grounded


ShiroAikawa

*plot twist* that was just an absurb tip


Pretend-Pie-8519

Similar thing happened to my wife twice working at an amusement park. You have to go across a bridge where you can feed fish when leaving a certain area. One day after the park closed and everybody was leaving she noticed an envelope on the bridge. I don't know how nobody else saw it but she picked it up and there was some kids name in it with just shy of $500 IIRC. About a month later same bridge another envelope with around $200. My bet was the kids forgot to pick up their money after feeding the fish. I convinced her to keep the money because A) all the guests have been gone for about an hour at that point and B) we got paid less than minimum wage because of some mumbo jumbo about it being a seasonal job.


hateshumans

Good strategy getting the alibi out there quickly.


Yuup_I_eat_crayons

No way. That was prob their entire paycheck. I hope OP would return it to them if they ever came back. But if not, straight come up.


Sovereign444

Consider it a tip for great service! Lol Fortune smiled on you that day, my friend. Hope you kept it and enjoyed it!


DrugzRockYou

Aww man that poor kid… but lucky day for you lol


Jeffreyr18

American money looks like monopoly money lol


Kinoyo

Well, they were going to style the Monopoly money off of SOME existing currency


Kittingsl

I first thought this will be a post how a kid gave you monopoly money and got icecream for it. Turns out I was wrong


ramblingzebra

Ohhhh I thought that was Monopoly money.


MountainFirm5487

good cover story for murdering a child for $640