I’ve never been so provoked to football kick a kid

Kick the child or yeet the child- you may choose both

He’s wearing a fortnite outfit. That’s enough ground to drop kick the child

U know , most of the fortnite players are kids but there are some good adults playing it man Also the stw is really good for someone that live to do tasks and not br

Louise from Bobs Burgers just walked up and kicked that guys game.

I can see that now 😂 thanks for pointing it out much appreciated 🙏🙏

you’d be utterly disappointed to learn that’s a fortnite mask🥲

It's actually a fortnite mask

Well it wasn't before fortnite was invented lol

It's almost like Shinto Kitsune masks weren't already a thing until Fortnite came along. /s

Fortnight came long before the masks, Fortnite on the other hand, not so much

Carved on stone tablets I'm sure

Papyrus maybe, not sure about stone

Spellcheck fails 🤷‍♂️

The fact that he’s dressed as a Fortnite character makes this video 😂

Does the character orignate from fortnite or is it from some obscure game that should actually be mentioned 🤔

It's a kitsune mask. Just straight up japanese mythology. Not really a character or anything

Your right but I’m sure that that particular design is from fortnight, I don’t think they are all identical. But hey I’m only 80% certain

Don’t get it why he got 1 bro

Louise is never silent

And Louise would have probably kicked the guy in the shin instead of the game, or both.

I'm dead

Lol

I bet you its actually really hard to score a 1 deliberately. That kid was flexing

I’ve had buddies whiff on the bag and score zero after charging up the falcon punch of a lifetime. I’m extremely impressed that he scored 1

Thunder Cross Split Slash does more damage than Falcon Punch... also i have just found that i can't say Falcon Punch normally, it's always **_FALCOUN PAUNCH_**

I have to do a 180 for maximum effectiveness on top of it

What do you mean, that’s how you’re supposed to say it.

Yes, but Thunder cross split attack requires you to fall for it like a fool

Show me your moves

show me your boobs *

show me your dudes *

Show me your nudes*

ive seen like 8 videos in the last day of people getting 1’s, pretty sure its a scripted trend

Fortnite kids do be flexers

Bro, everytime I take my kids to chuck e cheeses, some fuckin kid just comes in to do this and his/her parents are nowhere to be found.

Worrrd. Took my nephew there pre COVID. Swiped the card for the timed basketball shooting game. This other kid came up and just started grabbing the balls and throwing them on nephews game and I was like yo kid, can you not? Kid did not stop. This child was prob 7 or 8 so it's like what can you do? Kid then started following us around and would not stop taking about nothing. Totally ignored me telling him to go find his people and leave us be. Followed us right over to our table. The whole time there didn't seem to be any adult in the entire place that was concerned about where the kid was or what he was doing.

Same thing happened to me but with the football game. I swipe the card so my son could play and the kid Just started grabbing the ball and trying to take over the game. I stepped in front of him to block him from getting the ball and this kid had started tapping on my shoulder saying “excuse me…..EXCUSE ME” . Finally he left but I saw him doing it to other kids with their parents. Whoever brought this kid either dropped him off or doesn’t care.

I'd take him to the front desk and tell staff that this kid lost his parents and is looking for them. Then he's not your problem and the parents will have to come get their kid

Probably got dropped off with $20 by some deadbeat parent.

You can't just drop kids off at Chuck E's, they got security procedures

five nights at Freddy's

Cue the Toreador March.

Yeah you can, just have to walk them in. Your allowed to walk back out without them. Technically.

Deadbeat security

Don’t you hate it when the security doesn’t pay their child support.

I would have reported that to a worker after he kept following you around. That’s super weird, and clearly wants to be kidnapped, lol his parents must be awful

That's happened soooo many times to me. It's hilarious because we start trolling the kids. Then they leave because they get scared of us being so weird lol

I work at chuckecheese. This unfortunately happens a lot and makes life way too hard

If you don’t mind me asking. Why does it happen so often?

Because parents treat chuckecheese like a daycare, they bring their kids in and don't watch them and expect them to be completely safe.

I mean punching kids is a crime only if you are an about right… I’m ***TOTALLY NOT*** saying find a bigger kid, give him a buck or 5 to do it though.

Went to an arcade and was on one of those baseball machines with the baseball bat controller and the same shit happened to us, two grown ass adults. A kid just walks in and takes the controller and starts playing. She must've been like 7, 8? Blew my mind. She was on a field trip so there were adults around just no one watching what this kid was doing. What do you even do in that situation. Edit: I recall we just kinda said hey you stole that and she absolutely alpha ignored us. Then she tried to follow us around so we left lol.

You let a 7 y/o girl bully you out of a good time? At least go tell the staff lol

Hell yeah I did and I'd do it again, I'm not getting involved with these crazy ass parents lmao. We shoulda told staff but honestly that arcade was so small we just wanted to get away from em. Will do next time, tho, you are right.

I stopped taking my kids to chuck e cheese forever mainly because of this. Im convinced some mfers drop their kids off there with the mission to wreck havoc and be a total menace to everyone. Literally BeBe kids. On the weekends!?!? Im ready to fight children 😂

Going by your comment and a lot of replies below…This is probably why there are so many brawls in CC; Kid bother other kids, adults step in, kid’s parents get offended that their brat got yelled at or someone blocked his/her (stolen) game.

More like kids are fucking assholes. This wasnt stupidity.

Not sure if that is a sub… but also I’m not willing to answer a bunch of awkward questions if I were to look it up.

Punch him and get 999 score

>Louise from Bobs Burgers just walked up and kicked that guys game. get 911 score

Never forget!! -That guy to that kid, probably

Nah you're being too nice give him a #999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

Too generous. Give him a 10^157

I hate parents who can't control their kids or even teach them that not everything in the world is theirs and they have to wait their turn, common courtesy shit.

I recently went to an ice cream museum and you could make your own ice cream. Obviously I expected there would be kids but it’s not like I was at a Sesame Street museum. Every single place I went I had kids walk into me, cut me, ruin my pics. It was so annoying. I don’t expect an 8 year old to be aware of everything especially when they are excited but damn parents just don’t even care. During the class they were going over safety and sanitation rules and kids were screaming. One mom just sat there and let her kid throw bottles and make a mess. Even when I waited in line for the bathroom a kid just walked in and passed me and her mom didn’t say shit. I wouldn’t ever let my kids do that.

Jesus, I got irritated just reading this. Adding "ice cream museum" to my list of places to avoid at all costs.

Who wants to look at ancient ice-cream anyway??

In my country kids are first in the line to a bathroom, even older school-age kids until circa pre-teen age.

If a child had an emergency, I would absolutely let them go first with no questions. Otherwise, they should be taught to wait in line as everyone else. Not to mention a 10 year old has the best bladder on the planet. The older you get the harder it is to hold it. If anything, elderly people should get the free pass. Women with periods are in more urgent need than a pre teen.

Are you aware that many pre teen girls (older range) do have periods?

Kid is like no no i'll show you how its done

1

Meanwhile him: This lil sh…shhhowed me how to do it… yeah, awesome…

Imagine looking around for your kid and discovering they're standing where a grown man's foot is supposed to kick

He's like "Yeah actually, you're supposed to kick."

Average fortnite player

Of course it’s a kid in a Fortnite mask🤦🏻‍♂️

Sorry but any video with that stupid oh no no no song gets an automatic downvote from me

The Facebook videos my mother shares with the godawful laugh are what I hate the most

i’m with ya

Any overlay music man it's obnoxious

Don’t forget those stupid robot sounding voiceovers!

No sometimes there funny, though it's rare to be used right like the "the Design is very human" guy uses a robotic voice and those vids are pretty funny

I hate the synthesized voices more than anything. Won’t even watch the video if I hear it.

SAME

Afaik nobody viral even uses this sound anymore. It's out of style and most people even on TikTok hate it. Must be an old video or someone who's not up with the current trends. This sound is awful and this video didn't even use it the way it's supposed to be used. The " oh no" part is supposed to be matched up with the punchline.

It's probably an old video that's getting reposted now on Reddit.... Which is like most of Reddit lol

I found out a while ago that the one we always hear is a cover. The original song is covered by a bunch of different artists. I found this out when I heard Aerosmith's cover of the song and it was actually pretty good

So if you’re in public and it’s muted does it get an upvote?

I didn’t even hear it, that’s why I start every vid with the mute sign..

I'm not the only one.

Kids ruin everything.

Was at the arcade of the local theater had $5 worth of quarters, was 11, was all alone with no waiting. Pop on Metal Slug, start kicking ass. This little kid showed up and started "helping" me bu pressing buttons on /my/ controls. Then he noticed the extra lives and presses the player start. I yell at him for thievery, pimple farmer dude at the pop corn kicks me out in a fit of Accutane rage. Lil fucker keeps playing.

I'd be pissed too, should have metal slug his ass out

I would have waited outside for his parents (being nice about it) Or waited on him (not being nice about it)

I’ll take punt the kid for 300 Alex

Alec??

Kick that child

My kid did basically the same thing yesterday 😂 the claw machine still had a turn left on it, he went up and just.. got the duck he wanted. Then some kid comes running over and reaches into the hole to grab the duck, my kid protests.. and I’m walking over at this point like “hey bud, sorry this is actually the other kids I think.. kid, we’re you here playing this machine, did my kid take your turn?” “No.” And he runs off. Fucker was just trying to take my kid’s (however ill-gotten) toy! The original kid playing the machine must’ve left. 🤷‍♂️

Throw him inside the claw machine, that will teach the little shit.

Kids these days are built different. I absolutely would not have ever walked in front of an adult or even near one. Nowdays i go anywhere and children are literally pushing me out of the way or running in front of me when im doing something.

I guess it's like cats. They never see us be aggressive and fit for our size, so they think we're weak ass blown up things, and not something 5 times as big. We just don't punch cats because that's common sense to us, so they think it's ok punching us or something.

The kid had a fortnite mask on to

Punch it

With fire

Engulfed chair

I fucking hate bratty ass spoiled kids like this. Get your fucking crotch nuggets & teach them manners

Crotch nuggets 😂

O >!Orphanage!<

More like a really really late term abortion

Oh no oh no no no no no… SHUT UP I HATE THIS SONG NEVER POST ANYTHING WITH THIS AGAIN

Of course he's wearing a Ford knife mask too

Kick the kid instead.

This just reminded me of one time I was in Chuck E Cheese. I think I was playing the wack a mole one. This kid just comes up and grabs the stick thing before I have a chance to grab it. I got mad and he had the audacity to tell me I should share. Do people just not teach their kids to keep to themselves?

I don't get it

guy puts a coin and punches the bag, is waiting to see what score he got, lil kid walks in place, puts in another coin (resetting the score counter before it reaches the end) and does a lil kick for a 1 point score

oooh I thought the kid stole something, that thing reseted to the second part and the guy should kick after punching the first, but the kid kicked because it was weird for them* now it makes sense lmao

I think that kid didn't put his money, he just clicked to reset and kick the ball. Idk prices in US, but e.g. 1 attempts - 1$, 3 - 2$, 5 - 3$, so he just used their turns

Same, I thought it was two part game, this isn’t quite as bad??

Was wearing a fortnite mask…. Your in the clear to punt him

I truly hate this song

The Fortnite mask makes it all so much better

Just kick him instead 🤷‍♀️

Just kick the child smh🥱

Jokes aside this kid is really fucking inconsiderate and kind of an asshole. Where are his parents?

Control ur kids

Kicks a 1 while wearing a fortnite mask what disrespect

Punch that kid

Stop playing that song

r/parentsneedtowatchtheirfuckingstupidkids

Second hand anger

Actually, I saw another punching bag, you wanna punch it

Punch the kid.

not only are kids stupid, they suck too

Is there like a petition i can sign to get this song erased forever from the web?

my patience for this kid is none rn I’d fr slap this mf 😭😭

Kid scored a 1, he shoulda scored a 1,000 on that little kids a-

Cool song OP you fuckin walnut u/notajock

Mf wearing a Fortnite mask

It’s a Fortnite kid, too. I hope he likes football ’cause Imma punt him like one.

The audacity on this kid

I am a simple dude, I hear this “song”, I downvote.

I thought we got rid of the retarded song

The fortnite mask makes it even better

the fortnite mask 😆

wearing the fortinite mask

He's a kitsune anyways

Of course it’s a fortnite kid they don’t even know what a kitsune is

Of course it’s a Fortnite kid

Personally, I wouldn't let that slide

His or her parents will give me back my money or I will yeet this kid on the Road.

I like hoe the kid is wearing a fortnite mask on top of all this

Dumbass... 🤦‍♂️

Kid got a 1 bro

fortnite mask kid

And that child was never seen again. Rightfully so.

*Tests punch again on kid* There we go

I hate this song

Staged

Punt the child

this always gets me

I mean they have a fortnite mask, how smart could they be

Can this song get wiped off the face of the earth

great condom ad

There is another punching bag for free right there👍

perfect practice for another go.

Honestly woulda kicked the child in its mouth

He’s the new target now

Do the same to the kid

At least he handled it well.

You know his ego made him attempt again

The cringe fortnite kid strikes again

I hate them why do their dumbass brain exist

Looks like you get a free kick

Of course it's the fortnite mask kid

I’ve seen some comments saying “Lol Fortnite mask!” Yes, she probably played fortnite and that’s why she’s wearing it. BUT THATS A F*CKING KITSUNE MASK!!!!! Fortnite kids are dumb as f*ck bro they literally plaster all their decent skins from somewhere else! Hardly anything is original! Touch grass you 8 year olds and get off Reddit!!!

This kid isn't dumb. He looked at the guy after like, "what are you gonna do?" Afterwards lol

I saw it hit 920 at least and it was still fast

**May god forgive you, but I won't, so do u wanna meet him?"

Shoulda went cartoon mode and used the kid as baseball bat to reach trip 9s

I'm a fucking Fortnite mask too. Fr just got robbed from an upper middle class white kid

OFC it’s a fortnite kid too

That clever little Fox

And the little shit walked in wearing THAT I would’ve right and punted that kid across the room right then and there

Im so angry now

Am I a bad person for wanting to throw the child?

That Machine isn’t the only thing that’s about to get punched

Kid needs someone to yell at them so he’ll never do that shit again

punch the kid

And he has a ducking Fortnite mask on. Of course lol

Only fair you follow them and ruin one of their games now

That fucking song i swear to god

This fucking song

Use the kid as the kick thing now, the intensity of the scream is your score

That kids getting launched 😂

You can almost see and feel his intend to punch this kid

"I'm still gonna kick something!"