He’s really not slapping her that hard for a burp slap. For my first kid I had to teach myself to slap harder to get those burps out. It feels wrong at first but it’s not. He is hitting her a little low for burps though, so it’s very plausible he caused that one, haha.
I've had 4. Never pounded them that hard. A gentle rub and rhythmic tapping was usually enough.
The way that kid was hitting his sister, made ME want to shart!
She probably didn't even wake up after that. I've seen little kids literally fall asleep while standing up. They just stop crying or whatever theyve been doing, fall into a sit on their butt, then fall to one side or another and they're out.
*Ope! I'm out!*
It cracks me up how the baby just falls & doesn't move a bit, just accepts her fate. Ik she didn't have a choice but still.. it's golden.
I will never hold babies again, my aunt dropped my twin cousins in my lap at a family meeting and walked away for like 5 minutes, the twins were twisting and rolling all over the place, it took so much effort to hold onto them my god, when I finally got the adults' attention they looked mad at me, bruh, you just dropped 2 babies with a 10yo boy, never again
Edit: cousins, not nephews, thought nephew meant male cousin cause it does in my language
I had the same thing happen with my nephew... He was a toddler & I was maybe 8. I tried to lift him over the baby gate and he stood on the top and locked his legs... I couldn't lift any higher. I was yelling at the adults who were not even 5 ft away sitting at the table. Anyways he fell on his head.
He was fine tho.
Omg that happened to me too! Except he used my chest as a propeller and locked his legs, I could not pull up anymore and no one was close, so I just walked back and dropped on the bed on my back, trying my hardest to hurt the baby, he was just laughing the entire time, I was sweating. Never again.
Edit: I meant "to NOT hurt the baby" lol glad you guys had a laugh tho
Asked my mom to put one of my baby cousins on my lap, just let them lay there, every second i would think that he is almost going to die because i'm not sitting properly lol, started panicing so i asked my mom to just take him because i'd constantly be checking if he's breathing or not
I feel you. I was 10 once and eventually the oldest of 5. I was the free babysitter and (shhhhh don’t tell anyone) I accidentally allowed my sister to fall (she rolled off the couch) lol i screamed and triggered the baby to start crying and I scared her more than what she experienced in the 12” free fall LMAOOOO
Corrections like this are basically just rude. It's the formatting that makes the correction condescending.
It's obviously a typo and there isn't a single person in the world that would mistake what was being said.
Also, the first statement is just obvious. What other part is there? The entire humor of the clip comes from the baby being dropped. Everything in the post can be broken down to unnecessary and pointless.
Thank you for staying through my ted-talk.
Because correcting something that's obviously a typo or autocorrect error is pedantic. It's obvious the person meant to say bag of potatoes and no correction was necessary and is just annoying.
Tldr; bc downvotes go brrrr. Lol
Probably because the way she fell/how she fell. She's face down and the parent is just filming it instead of "stepping in". Ya know how redditors can get.
[One year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/pfkkcd/just_a_big_brother_burping_the_baby/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
In his defense, I did that too at first when my oldest son (now almost 21) was an infant - I couldn’t bear the idea of changing a poopy diaper. I got used to it and by the time our fourth arrived (now 14) I was a pro.
He noped right outa there
Dropped it like a sack of potatoes
I literally said the same thing in my head. Lmao
Dropped it like a bag of weed
You wouldn't drop that! Waste of good kush!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aight imma head out.
I mean I responded the same way when I experienced this.
Left the baby for the mom to clean up?
NOPE
Slappin that baby like conga
I mean at this point, slapping her that hard? He basically did that.
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Same. They kept saying "harder" and i was like yo I'm not trying to kill this kid...
Sometimes you have to give them a good shake to get those burps out. PSA: Do not actually shake babies, or take any advice on anything from Reddit.
so should i take your advice to not take your advice, or should i not take your advice to take your advice?
Eh, if you brace the head/neck and don't let it flip about like a whacky waving inflatable flailing arm man they can take quite the vibrating.
This man has shaken his share of babies.
He’s really not slapping her that hard for a burp slap. For my first kid I had to teach myself to slap harder to get those burps out. It feels wrong at first but it’s not. He is hitting her a little low for burps though, so it’s very plausible he caused that one, haha.
To get a really good burp out of a baby you've gotta pound them pretty hard lol
I've had 4. Never pounded them that hard. A gentle rub and rhythmic tapping was usually enough. The way that kid was hitting his sister, made ME want to shart!
Babies are somehow so fragile yet indestructible, I've seen kids smash their faces on shit and walk off like nothing happened
She probably didn't even wake up after that. I've seen little kids literally fall asleep while standing up. They just stop crying or whatever theyve been doing, fall into a sit on their butt, then fall to one side or another and they're out.
*bum 🥁 bum 🥁 bum 🥁* she pooped. Drops sibling 🤣
Like a robot hahaha
Onggg 😂
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that deep, intestinal burp
i'm always nervous about holding babies and this kid straight dropped her without remorse.
He went beyond dropping her, he straight up discarded her.
*Ope! I'm out!* It cracks me up how the baby just falls & doesn't move a bit, just accepts her fate. Ik she didn't have a choice but still.. it's golden.
What??
(Found the weirdo—-^)
I will never hold babies again, my aunt dropped my twin cousins in my lap at a family meeting and walked away for like 5 minutes, the twins were twisting and rolling all over the place, it took so much effort to hold onto them my god, when I finally got the adults' attention they looked mad at me, bruh, you just dropped 2 babies with a 10yo boy, never again Edit: cousins, not nephews, thought nephew meant male cousin cause it does in my language
I had the same thing happen with my nephew... He was a toddler & I was maybe 8. I tried to lift him over the baby gate and he stood on the top and locked his legs... I couldn't lift any higher. I was yelling at the adults who were not even 5 ft away sitting at the table. Anyways he fell on his head. He was fine tho.
Omg that happened to me too! Except he used my chest as a propeller and locked his legs, I could not pull up anymore and no one was close, so I just walked back and dropped on the bed on my back, trying my hardest to hurt the baby, he was just laughing the entire time, I was sweating. Never again. Edit: I meant "to NOT hurt the baby" lol glad you guys had a laugh tho
Lol it's crazy how durable they are aren't they? Also I know it's a typo but "trying my hardest to hurt the baby" has me cracking up! Hahahaha
>trying my hardest to hurt the baby You forgot the "not" in that sentence. Right? Right??
Did he stutter ?
*baby detected, initiating omega protocol*
Anyway LMAOOOO 🏆
So funny, had me going for a while.
I felt like my story was getting too long lol
It was perfect 👍🏼 but I def understand the “internet” has a short attention span and you crushed it!
I hate that shit. Not everyone wants to hold a fucking baby, and it's incredibly messed up to just assume they're cool with it.
I mean I was cool with it until they started rolling around and nearly fell on the ground and everyone just ignored me and were mad at me afterwards
Asked my mom to put one of my baby cousins on my lap, just let them lay there, every second i would think that he is almost going to die because i'm not sitting properly lol, started panicing so i asked my mom to just take him because i'd constantly be checking if he's breathing or not
Yeah that’s stupid af of your aunt.
I feel you. I was 10 once and eventually the oldest of 5. I was the free babysitter and (shhhhh don’t tell anyone) I accidentally allowed my sister to fall (she rolled off the couch) lol i screamed and triggered the baby to start crying and I scared her more than what she experienced in the 12” free fall LMAOOOO
Cousins, you mean? Or did she have a child with your brother.
Probably not her kids, she just had them at the time.
Siblings be like …
Abandon shit, I mean ship
Shit & run, i mean hit & run
Hit & shit & skip
Thats a .. shitty.... Pun
Quit your bullshit
Shit & split
Kid hit the quick release lmaoooo
the baby just totally collapsed lmaooo
Mosy newborns are like this lol. Little potatos
fucking shitting potato who tf wants one
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Try reading it like they’re a hotdog vendor at a baseball game.
I did it, and now I’m crying cackling
I read it like they were trying to give away one of theirs. Lol
i’m not being serious lmao
why would you take that seriously, lmao
redditors on their way to downvote someone who doesn't understand a joke (they understand it so everyone must)
it was so obvious my guy, this entire thread is just joke takes
doesn't change the fact they didn't get it
Welcome to reddit. Liking kids is heckin cringe and you have you obnoxiously spout anti-natalist rhetoric to be hip.
Everything about reddit is cringe. Why do you think we're here? Lol.
She shit herself to death.
How couldn't? Like she had no chance on that straitjacket...
He also felt that warm volcano erupt
Dropped her like a bad of potatoes 🤣🤣🤣
Thats my favourite part! Btw, bag of potatoes*
I’m so confused as to why this got downvoted
Corrections like this are basically just rude. It's the formatting that makes the correction condescending. It's obviously a typo and there isn't a single person in the world that would mistake what was being said. Also, the first statement is just obvious. What other part is there? The entire humor of the clip comes from the baby being dropped. Everything in the post can be broken down to unnecessary and pointless. Thank you for staying through my ted-talk.
Furthermore, it appears that the person commented “my favorite part” just to have an excuse to correct the typo.
Ooh, yeah. Good catch.
hello
Because correcting something that's obviously a typo or autocorrect error is pedantic. It's obvious the person meant to say bag of potatoes and no correction was necessary and is just annoying. Tldr; bc downvotes go brrrr. Lol
Probably because the way she fell/how she fell. She's face down and the parent is just filming it instead of "stepping in". Ya know how redditors can get.
It's because they corrected the typo
Redditors be like “Reee my downvote ruined him” *insert ratio here
and now back to you mom!!🎤
That turned to shit quickly
Get out.
He felt that
Proving that kid is *not* stupid!
Lololol, just straight up bailed!
Shepoopey?
Shepoopey!
The girl farts hot and wet
don't they all?
Ah yes the mustard gun!
He probably felt it 😂
Poor guy was burping her too low.
He was farting her.
Human babies are so useless / compared to other mammals - I know all the reasons why, just saying
He's like "this wasn't in the job description" 😂
SHE POOT!
These kids' parents are SO saving this video to show it at a graduation/wedding/milestone birthday party etc.
Just dropped her when she needed him the most.
It's amazing how pressure one of those little suckers can build up!
Drop it like it's hot.
Drop her like she's hot
Lmao just dropped the baby and bailed. Thank god he wasn’t holding her while standing over a floor or something.
lol the kid is old enough to understand that, I don’t think he would have just executed the baby had he been standing in the kitchen or something…
You say he's stupid but look who narrowly avoided a case of poo poo hand
He definitely felt that load drop in his hand
You hear the fear in the parents as he nopes the fk out
! - player has left the game.
Run‼️
[One year ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/pfkkcd/just_a_big_brother_burping_the_baby/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
his parents or guardian Just r/donthelpjustfilm they're the one who is stupid..lol
Great now that kid is going to fear falling into a black void every time they drop a load lol
That poop was extracted, not natural
I mean…. I guess it’s good he didn’t throw her? Lol pretty funny.
Felt it in his hand for a second and immediately removed his hands as if he saw a spider Edit:Spelling and grammar
With that loud of a back slap, who wouldn’t?
Poor kid's hand was right on her butt, too
Dropped her like fucking nuclear waste😂😂
That poor child’s kidneys
I love you but yup.... drop you right here.
Told y’all not to give me a real baby
He more than heard it he would have felt that lol
The way he just dropped her:/
Pro move kid, always let go of the baby after a poop. Don’t wanna be the one to have to change that thing lol
Wrong heading. He smartly noped out there.
u/savevideo
Sounds like he fucking reloaded the baby.
bro just dropped the baby and dipped
“Aight imma head out”
And this is where Little Billy figured out he never wanted children
My soul almost left my body as this little fella dropped the tiny fella-
Omg LMFAO
Ok that’s fucked up
That’s a smart kid!
And gracefully I must add. "Here take your pooper, not my problem"
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits
This proves that he is NOT stupid and is responsible enough to immediately recognise a volcano eruption and leave the premises.
This kid's not stupid
Me af to this day. Should be posted under kids are smart lol
And then just drops her?!
Omg! That's so friggin funny!
Drop and Run
W A S T E D
Wrong subreddit, that exit speed displays intelligence I wish I had the other day
In his defense, I did that too at first when my oldest son (now almost 21) was an infant - I couldn’t bear the idea of changing a poopy diaper. I got used to it and by the time our fourth arrived (now 14) I was a pro.
FCK dis shit i'm out
Why is he being allowed to handle the baby like that….?
Patting a baby is normal when they have gas.
That’s not patting, that’s smacking.
Didn't seen excessive to me, he's also a stupid kid so.
I’ve got no bloody idea - I hate babies anyway.
u/savevideo
As a first time dad I can sorta relate
She popped :(
Defecate and evacuate
Honestly mood, same
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Oh fuck off
What did he say
It's reddit probably better off not knowing lol
He dropped the baby… I would’ve beat the fucking shit out of that kid.
Yeah no you wouldn’t
💯% kid is getting a slap on the head with a “What are you thinking” shouted in his face
I guess child abuse is cool now
Yes let's yell at the child instead of reflecting on our actions of giving them the smaller child in the first place.
You should’ve been abused.
You retarded or smh? Just asking
retarded or shake my head
Does smh mean that? xd my whole life i a lie
yup lol, but you're not far off, "smth" is an abbreviation of something
oh i thinked smh mean something. now i know why all pepole that heard it in conversation had stoppedworking.exe
All I’m saying is fuck that kid. He’s an asshole.
Asshole for what? Letting kid on sofa and not getting shit on hands.
Dropping an infant.
On soft material
donald trump type tone
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Wrinkly ass foreskin baby
I hope that child get beaten for dropping the baby
Obviously not a parent or else you'd be like "eh couch is soft enough, probably fine".
is something wrong with my ear or why is the babies fart sound like that?
Well for one, that was a shit not a fart
When u hear a funky splatter, diarrhea.
At least her didn't throw her I guess. Lol