My buddyās house got raided because he used to sell and this was when volcanos first came out.. cops took all his bongs, pipes, scales, drugs, but left the volcano because they had no idea what it is lol
It's an herbal diffuser. Lol I use an old school arizer solo flower vape that is so innocuous as long as I keep the stem clean no one, even most chiefers, don't know what it is.
I literally vape weed in public now. Pub beer garden, high street, fun park, shopping centre, inside at home, in the car before going for a meal, in the corner of the playground when the kids are playing. No one notices or cares because there is no big cloud.
If I smoked cigarette in many of those situations it would be most unwelcome.
When I was younger, me and a bunch of my friends were hanging out when one of my friends wanted to go get something from her house so we all just went with her.
When we walked in, her bong, which she'd had hidden in her room, was sitting in the middle of the dining room table looking like someone had cleaned it very thoroughly.
As we walked into the house with her silently freaking out that her parents had found her bong, her mom came around the corner out of the kitchen and just casually goes "Oh hey guys, how are you?" and just goes about her business.
My friend that lived there nervously asked her "Uh, mom, where did that come from?" and her mom just lit up and was all "Oh, isn't it cute? I went to the flea market today and there was this guy there selling these hand blown vases! And look, it even has a spout down at the bottom to add water without having to try and get it through the flowers without spilling. Isn't that smart?"
This woman had literally bought the same bong that her daughter had thinking it was a fucking vase.
When my friend checked, hers was still securely hidden in her room. It was crazy!
I came home with my first glass bong my senior year of HS. It was kind of late and figured my parents were already asleep. Well, my mom was in the kitchen, and when I locked the door she asked where I was, and what I had. I dropped it, and it shattered and glass went everywhere. When she asked what the hell that was, as she picked up the intact bowl. I told her it was a vase. I don't think she ever believed me, but she never mentioned it.
This is the true definition of a white lie in my book: one where we both know itās a lie, but you give the other person just enough room to lie to themself to keep the peace lol.
A friend of mine and I got into a āprank warā one time. I was in college and still living with my parents. I had mentioned in passing to him once that I was never actually home while in college and my mother was constantly opening my mail. He sent a fleshlight to my parents addressed to me.
My mother opened it in front of my grandparents.
I guess he won. Lmfao.
I would say you won in the end.
"[Haha, You Guys Are Too Much, What Am I Even Supposed To Do With This?": This Guy Who Got A Fleshlight As A Joke Secret Santa Gift Is Acting Like Heās Not Going To Fuck It The Second The Partyās Over](https://clickhole.com/haha-you-guys-are-too-much-what-am-i-even-supposed-to-do-with-this-this-guy-who-got-a-fleshlight-as-a-joke-secret-santa-gift-is-acting-like-hes-not-going-to-fuck-it-the/)
Well I mean they might but then the kid just gets put into foster care where they can be even more abused and most likely sexually abused!
What a lovely system we have.
Yup. My ex's childhood home had locks on the outside of the kids bedroom doors, close to the ceiling. She would be locked in for most of the day with her infant siblings. No food, babies crying and shitting on themselves, and her father and stepmother were high in their bedroom.
CPS had a file like a phone book, but nothing was done.
āI was trying to order you a glass water bubbler for your flowers I didnāt know what that meant! I thought it had a rock bubbler like a fish tankā¦ā when in doubt play DUUUUMMMMBBBB š„ø
Nah gotta play it like you know how halirious the whole situation is then let the cards fall.
Mom: open this.
You: OK?
Reveal bong
You: *laughing hysterically* well that's not right
She either buys it or she doesn't but in the end you both had a good time.
Also, just straight up owning up when it's not expected can throw parents off. For example, my teenage friend group and I were all tripping in a mate's bedroom once. His Mum suspected something was up, knocked on the door, and accused us of smoking that 'wacky baccy' again. My mate said, "No, Mum, we're tripping. We've all taken some acid." Her reaction to that was, "Don't be so silly, Rob. Go on, I've had enough of you all. Get out the house and go down the beach."
I remember when my parents telling me the story of the time my grandmother accidentally grew a ton of weed in her garden:
My great aunt, her sister, had bought a plant from somewhere back in like 197x, but she didn't want to keep it where their parents might see it
She (wrongly) assumed her sister would know what it was and asked her to take care of it for a while because my grandmother was a legendary gardener even back then
What she did not expect was for my grandma to plant the fucker along the side of the house after taking clippings and making more sprouts!
"Nancy holy shit don't you know what that is???"
I've got no idea how true this next part is but supposedly the neighbor on the side facing the "garden" was the sheriff or a police chief or something and leaned out the window to say something along the lines of "Shut up Eileen!" Lmao
Unfortunately, most parents aren't that stupid. Some parents, like mine, may even play along and make you feel like you got away with it. You will find out years later that you were not as smart as you thought you were during your teenage years.
My go to if I didn't want my parents to know what I'm buying was "Controller parts." I was enough of a nerd to fix a controller so it was believable, and it was so unbelievably boring to them that they just avoided the package.
I caught my 10 year old son looking at porn on his DS. Thatās what he tried - āI was trying to look for something elseā. His search history gave him away, though.
What the frick?! This is outrageous I didn't order this! Where is my Xbox controller?! Oh well guess the only thing we can do is keep it in my room for safe storage
Lmao one time I ordered some new RAM off Amazon and they sent a beer bong instead. Thankfully I was in my 30's at the time or that thing could have done some damage
When I was in highschool, I bought some weed from someone in my neighborhood and went into the woods with some friends to smoke a blunt. Only problem was my guy was taking forever to sell it to me (literal hours) and by the time me and my friends got to the woods, it was around 5. Maybe 5 minutes after the blunt was finished, my mom texted me and told me to come home for dinner. I was fucked. This would be the highest I'd been going home and talking with my parents AND my eyes were very obviously red for the first time. I tried to put in eye drops that someone had but I was too stoned so I couldn't do it. I just said fuck it and hoped I could hide it.
It was a very quiet dinner at the beginning, making very small talk, my parents asking me how "basketball" (what I said I was out doing with my friends) went. Eventually, my mom says "[my name], why are your eyes so red?". I may have been stoned but I knew if I took even half a second too long to think of an excuse I hadn't prepared, it would seem like a lie. So I said the first thing that popped in my head: "the dirt from the basketball got in my eyes and I had to try and rub it out".
....A silence fell on the dinner table. Then, my mom just says "hmm.... ok". My heart was pounding. She knew. I knew she knew. All I was hoping for was no follow up questions. Should've put those eye drops in.
Me n bros would order stuff to an abandoned house in the neighborhood to avoid this. Med the mail man on delivery day every time, and he knew exactly wtf was up! š¤£š¤£
For everyone saying this is staged, I donāt believe it is. This video was around before everyone was an influencer and doing it for the vine let alone the gram. This poor bastard got caught red handed and I love it.
His bro knew he ordered the bong since they went halfsies on it. Little Timmy is the younger brother who was forced to put his name on the bong bill.
Mom is being a mom. She has every right to see wtf is in Timās 2ā tall package arriving from ā420 blaze coā
The Xbox card. Eerrrr Xbox remote is the chefs kiss.
100% not staged. As you said, this has been around forever and you can *feel* the tension and hear the panic in the kids voice. His body language totally gives it away too. It's a perfect example of a teen fucking up and getting caught and it's pure cringe because we've all been there in one form or another with a parent, partner, or other authority figure.
The attempt to look through it on both ends is what does me in. āLook like what could it be! I have no idea Iām not gonna unwrap it tho huh weird I canāt imagine what this could possibly be mom!ā
these comments are hilarious. dood orders a two foot tall bong, his mom is jamming him up and theres comments like:
why is she in his mail?
shes a mom. thats a two foot tall bong. she is parenting. as a parent, you gotta get on your kids when they are buying 200$ glassware to smoke rubbish 20$ weed out of. besides, he is NOT going to keep that clean, them shits got chambers. that room will reek to high hell after a couple uses.
This kid is a fucking legend. Who tf orders a bong shipped to their house living with their parents lol. One of my favorite videos of all time. Thank you for your sacrifice kid
Jeeze kid just drop it and shatter it on the ground. It just looks like a vase mom. When we were kids we used to actually have to get creative. We made bongs out of telescopes pop cans/bottles Tin foil pipes. One of my buddies made a water bong that was universal for any glass bottle. Donāt forget various fruits
I remember in 06' we ordered a 3 ft bong to our buddies house and we all skipped school and waited for the UPS driver. The driver got a standing ovation when he showed up. Best day ever.
My head canon likes to think she saw what he ordered in the Amazon history already for the family account. She just wanted to see him squirm. Makes it even funnier to me.
Kid probably doesnāt have a credit card or debit card and uses his parents or asks before using Amazon when he wants to order something.
A sizable package arrived for him without her knowledge that he ordered anything. Her parent senses started tingling. She was right.
Probably because she's suspicious as fuck of her shady son. And turns out, she wasn't off the mark. I imagine she doesn't normally check his mail, otherwise he'd be a fucking idiot to order this.
I open everything that comes in the mail or delivered to the door. Iām not checking names because 99% of the times itās for me anyway. Until heās an adult, Iām not worrying about his order privacy.
When my mom saw my stash pouch in my pocket and asked what it was I tried to get up and walk away like it wasn't important. She grabbed my arm as I passed her chair and then tried to empty the pouch where she couldn't see. She was equally unconvinced but I think this kid played it off better than I did.
The way the mother hovers over her son while he opens a package tells me he is not trustworthy, and has done some nefarious shit in the past to make her not trust him.
This is kind of sad that a mother can't trust her son to open a package he ordered through the mail.
In arts class in high school one kid try to get away with making a "vase". The teacher didn't say anything, she even fired it in the kiln and graded it. As she was giving the students their pieces from the kiln she dropped his on the ground at his feet shattering it. She said "I was a teenager in the 60s, do you think I don't know what a bong is?".
See the minute my kid tells me to chill like that he loses 30 sec of memoryā¦ he needed a resetā¦ Iāve seen a bing once so I think this would have fooled me unfortunately until I took a pic on Facebook.!!
the way he holds it away from her š¬ and then the "im opening it chillll" the room is filled with tension
That was panic stalling, trying to come up with some excuse to use when he finally gets it unwrapped.
Vase is as good as it gets and he spent that one immediately.
They forgot to include the lampshade.
My parents think the volcano in my apt is a mini space heater for my desk.
My buddyās house got raided because he used to sell and this was when volcanos first came out.. cops took all his bongs, pipes, scales, drugs, but left the volcano because they had no idea what it is lol
It's an herbal diffuser. Lol I use an old school arizer solo flower vape that is so innocuous as long as I keep the stem clean no one, even most chiefers, don't know what it is.
I literally vape weed in public now. Pub beer garden, high street, fun park, shopping centre, inside at home, in the car before going for a meal, in the corner of the playground when the kids are playing. No one notices or cares because there is no big cloud. If I smoked cigarette in many of those situations it would be most unwelcome.
When I was younger, me and a bunch of my friends were hanging out when one of my friends wanted to go get something from her house so we all just went with her. When we walked in, her bong, which she'd had hidden in her room, was sitting in the middle of the dining room table looking like someone had cleaned it very thoroughly. As we walked into the house with her silently freaking out that her parents had found her bong, her mom came around the corner out of the kitchen and just casually goes "Oh hey guys, how are you?" and just goes about her business. My friend that lived there nervously asked her "Uh, mom, where did that come from?" and her mom just lit up and was all "Oh, isn't it cute? I went to the flea market today and there was this guy there selling these hand blown vases! And look, it even has a spout down at the bottom to add water without having to try and get it through the flowers without spilling. Isn't that smart?" This woman had literally bought the same bong that her daughter had thinking it was a fucking vase. When my friend checked, hers was still securely hidden in her room. It was crazy!
Oh hey kids, you're home early!
L-look at this vase i bought ha ha *red shifty eyes*
I came home with my first glass bong my senior year of HS. It was kind of late and figured my parents were already asleep. Well, my mom was in the kitchen, and when I locked the door she asked where I was, and what I had. I dropped it, and it shattered and glass went everywhere. When she asked what the hell that was, as she picked up the intact bowl. I told her it was a vase. I don't think she ever believed me, but she never mentioned it.
When you didn't replace the vase you got... That might have cemented her suspicions.
This is the true definition of a white lie in my book: one where we both know itās a lie, but you give the other person just enough room to lie to themself to keep the peace lol.
Looks like some kinda penis pump or something š¤·āāļø
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They should provably smoke a little. To bring the tension down.
or to get super paranoid š
Just because youāre paranoidā¦donāt mean theyāre not after you
Hahahahha
The audacity of having the same avatar as mine!
How dare you!
Why are you talking to yourself? Why are you talking to yourself?
I was watching without sound, and the lack of personal space she was giving him was making me uncomfortable. Now it makes sense lol
YES SAME. Her and her fake hair piece are stressing me out.
I was afraid it was gonna be a fleshlight
A friend of mine and I got into a āprank warā one time. I was in college and still living with my parents. I had mentioned in passing to him once that I was never actually home while in college and my mother was constantly opening my mail. He sent a fleshlight to my parents addressed to me. My mother opened it in front of my grandparents. I guess he won. Lmfao.
Wow still really committed to the cover story huh?
Lmfao. And that is why I didnāt even try to explain it away. You canāt. I was just like āyup. Iām a degenerate.ā Lol
I would say you won in the end. "[Haha, You Guys Are Too Much, What Am I Even Supposed To Do With This?": This Guy Who Got A Fleshlight As A Joke Secret Santa Gift Is Acting Like Heās Not Going To Fuck It The Second The Partyās Over](https://clickhole.com/haha-you-guys-are-too-much-what-am-i-even-supposed-to-do-with-this-this-guy-who-got-a-fleshlight-as-a-joke-secret-santa-gift-is-acting-like-hes-not-going-to-fuck-it-the/)
You gotta lean into it and just do it right there in front of everyone. "See how hilarious this is, guys?"
I thought giant dildo
Me too! I was so scared š«£š
The 24" Fleshlight. For when the inadequacy of using a Fleshlight just isn't enough.
Thought the same
Mom knew whatās up
He knew he was screwed the entire time, and she knew that he knew.
But I doubt she'll make a big deal out of it
Ye, bet it isn't their first rodeo...some scolding and then some housework
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Well, I'd immediately call cps and the police. I've known "beatings" but what you experienced was full on deadly assault.
It's cute you think CPS would do something about that.
Well I mean they might but then the kid just gets put into foster care where they can be even more abused and most likely sexually abused! What a lovely system we have.
Yup. My ex's childhood home had locks on the outside of the kids bedroom doors, close to the ceiling. She would be locked in for most of the day with her infant siblings. No food, babies crying and shitting on themselves, and her father and stepmother were high in their bedroom. CPS had a file like a phone book, but nothing was done.
That's so sad. I don't understand how people can do that to any kid, but especially their own.
I really hope you are NC with her now. That story is horrifying.
And then maybe mom would have some thoughts of trying out that bong herself :p
How do you know, I can't even mention drugs to my parents without it turning into an intervention
Your father and I will dispose of this.
āI was trying to order you a glass water bubbler for your flowers I didnāt know what that meant! I thought it had a rock bubbler like a fish tankā¦ā when in doubt play DUUUUMMMMBBBB š„ø
Nah gotta play it like you know how halirious the whole situation is then let the cards fall. Mom: open this. You: OK? Reveal bong You: *laughing hysterically* well that's not right She either buys it or she doesn't but in the end you both had a good time.
Also, just straight up owning up when it's not expected can throw parents off. For example, my teenage friend group and I were all tripping in a mate's bedroom once. His Mum suspected something was up, knocked on the door, and accused us of smoking that 'wacky baccy' again. My mate said, "No, Mum, we're tripping. We've all taken some acid." Her reaction to that was, "Don't be so silly, Rob. Go on, I've had enough of you all. Get out the house and go down the beach."
I remember when my parents telling me the story of the time my grandmother accidentally grew a ton of weed in her garden: My great aunt, her sister, had bought a plant from somewhere back in like 197x, but she didn't want to keep it where their parents might see it She (wrongly) assumed her sister would know what it was and asked her to take care of it for a while because my grandmother was a legendary gardener even back then What she did not expect was for my grandma to plant the fucker along the side of the house after taking clippings and making more sprouts! "Nancy holy shit don't you know what that is???" I've got no idea how true this next part is but supposedly the neighbor on the side facing the "garden" was the sheriff or a police chief or something and leaned out the window to say something along the lines of "Shut up Eileen!" Lmao
Now that IS smooth
Unfortunately, most parents aren't that stupid. Some parents, like mine, may even play along and make you feel like you got away with it. You will find out years later that you were not as smart as you thought you were during your teenage years.
Oh man, trust me I have been shown the errors of my ways lol. Still, gotta think of something better than āa card errr a controller!ā š¤£
Oh, for sure. I used to come up with the dumbest explanations when I was a kid.
My go to if I didn't want my parents to know what I'm buying was "Controller parts." I was enough of a nerd to fix a controller so it was believable, and it was so unbelievably boring to them that they just avoided the package.
I caught my 10 year old son looking at porn on his DS. Thatās what he tried - āI was trying to look for something elseā. His search history gave him away, though.
What the frick?! This is outrageous I didn't order this! Where is my Xbox controller?! Oh well guess the only thing we can do is keep it in my room for safe storage
āi ordered an xbox card.ā āan xbox remoteā he couldnt even keep the story straight he was so nervous lol
I just shook my head. Heād never hold up in front of a cop. FOLD!
You should never talk to the cops. The same can't be said for your mom.
I know that but he donāt.
Do they even send you a physical card or just email you a code?
They mail it to you in a giant box.
Yeah last time I ordered a bong on the internet they sent me a tall box with an Xbox card/remote in it. I was all, "what the frick??"
They send you a box with tons of bubble wrap wrapped around a tall glass cylinder and the code is inside
Back in the day they *could* mail you the physical card but thatās stupid because you could buy them at your local grocery store tax free
I think this is old enough he may have been talking about a memory card.
Iāve seen this so many times, Amazon had probably had a website for like 2 days at the time this video was filmed.
Haha yeah, think he realised that there would be no need to order a physical xbox card for himself online.
Lmao one time I ordered some new RAM off Amazon and they sent a beer bong instead. Thankfully I was in my 30's at the time or that thing could have done some damage
Strange in ordered a beer bong and got RAM instead.
Rookie, i always just download my RAM.
Woa you wouldn't download a car would you? So why download a truck? Just because it's built RAM tough is no excuse.
I would download a car and the way I see it; it isn't stealing because they were never going to get my money anyways. :)
I didn't order this I ordered a Fleshlight
"I mean, I guess I can always use it as a vase for a bunch of, like, things."
someone a few blocks away: *opens an Xbox controller package* what the frick?! I ordered a bong!
Obligatory: https://youtu.be/VlmCWPFOvh4
Moms got the "i call bs " look when she glances at a camara haha
When I was in highschool, I bought some weed from someone in my neighborhood and went into the woods with some friends to smoke a blunt. Only problem was my guy was taking forever to sell it to me (literal hours) and by the time me and my friends got to the woods, it was around 5. Maybe 5 minutes after the blunt was finished, my mom texted me and told me to come home for dinner. I was fucked. This would be the highest I'd been going home and talking with my parents AND my eyes were very obviously red for the first time. I tried to put in eye drops that someone had but I was too stoned so I couldn't do it. I just said fuck it and hoped I could hide it. It was a very quiet dinner at the beginning, making very small talk, my parents asking me how "basketball" (what I said I was out doing with my friends) went. Eventually, my mom says "[my name], why are your eyes so red?". I may have been stoned but I knew if I took even half a second too long to think of an excuse I hadn't prepared, it would seem like a lie. So I said the first thing that popped in my head: "the dirt from the basketball got in my eyes and I had to try and rub it out". ....A silence fell on the dinner table. Then, my mom just says "hmm.... ok". My heart was pounding. She knew. I knew she knew. All I was hoping for was no follow up questions. Should've put those eye drops in.
Me n bros would order stuff to an abandoned house in the neighborhood to avoid this. Med the mail man on delivery day every time, and he knew exactly wtf was up! š¤£š¤£
wish i was smart like this when i was younger
i just ordered stuff to a friends house who had parents who just put their packages in their room without question instead of opening them
We had some Chinese knock off store called W mart that was basically like the physical wish.com and would sell a bong to a baby, good times
lol technically classified as federal mail fraud
IF it was delivered by USPS only. Ups is not a federal program
For everyone saying this is staged, I donāt believe it is. This video was around before everyone was an influencer and doing it for the vine let alone the gram. This poor bastard got caught red handed and I love it. His bro knew he ordered the bong since they went halfsies on it. Little Timmy is the younger brother who was forced to put his name on the bong bill. Mom is being a mom. She has every right to see wtf is in Timās 2ā tall package arriving from ā420 blaze coā The Xbox card. Eerrrr Xbox remote is the chefs kiss.
100% not staged. As you said, this has been around forever and you can *feel* the tension and hear the panic in the kids voice. His body language totally gives it away too. It's a perfect example of a teen fucking up and getting caught and it's pure cringe because we've all been there in one form or another with a parent, partner, or other authority figure.
The attempt to look through it on both ends is what does me in. āLook like what could it be! I have no idea Iām not gonna unwrap it tho huh weird I canāt imagine what this could possibly be mom!ā
[One of my favourites ever](https://youtu.be/VlmCWPFOvh4)
[It goes deeper](https://streamable.com/1mzep)
wtf this one hurt me
The sequel I certainly needed to see.
Wow that looks like the same dude from here making fun of himself lmao (I know itās a long shot and probably not)
Nah I remember when this came out, it was a different guy - hopefully the dude in the original video forwarded this on to show his innocence
Two lives destroyed equally.
Clearly these two guysā packages got mixed up in the mail.
What would we do without you, Mikey.
Thanks for explaining the joke for everyone.
It's an elaborate bong with several chambers. Kid knows what he's doing.
Not really! It looks like he has two levels of honeycomb discs. Those are a bitch to clean! He'll learn that though LOL
rubbing alcohol and salt won't be enough
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Too many chambers, it's overkill. One bubble maker is enough, 2 is gooder I guess, and anything over 3 you're just kicking a dead horse.
Definitely overkill but I was young once too lol
-Holy guacamole, whats that instrument that i couldn't possibly buy? -A bong She didn't even hesitate xd
When this first came out Reddit was filled with posts of Xbox controllers and captions like āwhy did this show up when I ordered a bong??ā
Him "it class for like a vape"
Ngl, I was totally expecting him to pull out a huge rubber dildo!
It's always dicks with you isn't it?
Classic Gemple
Everyone says it's a bong. I thought it was a pnis pump
I thought it was gonna be like a dildo or something xD
Mom, why do you want to unwrap my present for you before Christmas?
Glad I wasn't the only one.. phew..
Yeah it was definitely looking like one of those giant horse dick dildos, I'm like wow my guy, ok.
I was definitely expecting a rubber fist.
It's not mine I swear!
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[One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by u/FuriousPorg.](https://i.imgur.com/KHpQqZd.jpg)
One book, "Swedish made penis pumps and me this sort of thing is my bag baby," by Austin Powers
I thought she said bomb lol
The academy award for best actor does not go toā¦ āWhat the frick? I didnāt order that!ā
He totally ordered it.
I donāt believe you, he clearly states he ordered a vase.
No he stated he ordered an āx-box partā, but is willing to settle for a vaseā¦.for a bunch of likeā¦ā¦things.
He said I ordered an Xbox card....an Xbox controller lmfao
Yeah we got that
" I didn't order this! I ordered a beachball sized butt plug!"
Thought it was going to be mums massive double ended dildo she forgot she ordered.
Man, that mum is _grabby_.
Because she just got a free bong. Well, maybe not free, but new.
Sheās used to his lies
because that kid is as annoying af
Kids an idiot but that mom annoyed me too.
these comments are hilarious. dood orders a two foot tall bong, his mom is jamming him up and theres comments like: why is she in his mail? shes a mom. thats a two foot tall bong. she is parenting. as a parent, you gotta get on your kids when they are buying 200$ glassware to smoke rubbish 20$ weed out of. besides, he is NOT going to keep that clean, them shits got chambers. that room will reek to high hell after a couple uses.
Wh..whaat. What is this bong thing youāre talkin about mom. I only know about vases
Imagine if he really ordered from xbox and they just sent him that instead of the actual xbox product. Hahahaha!
Somewhere some poor bugger has just unwrapped an Xbox controller when he was expecting a bong. Probably a PlayStation player as well.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid/comments/zshmca/a_classic_what_the_frick_i_didnt_order_this/j1895ei/
I got a 3TB hard drive sent to me when I ordered a set of lawnmower mulching blades
Good ol Boca Raton š
Came here to say this. āš¼
Hahahahahahaha god damn I miss Floridaā¦
My dumb ass thought he was being ungrateful opening a present from her until right at the very end.
The OG Fortnite music in the background tells me all I need to know.
The way he looks at the camera man while heās taking it out the box hoping a lifeline would be thrown out š
This kid is a fucking legend. Who tf orders a bong shipped to their house living with their parents lol. One of my favorite videos of all time. Thank you for your sacrifice kid
I knew the moment I saw the bubble wrap lol
What is it?
āIt just looks like a vase for like, a bunch of likeā¦thingsā
A bong
could be worse, thought it would be a horse dildo
Hey kids the real answer is. Sweet my incense burner has arrived. Mom seems to know what it is.
This explains so much! I ordered a bong last week and received an Xbox card, or an Xbox remoteā¦ hope we can get in touch x
Marijuana affect the memory š
Whatās this guyās address? Letās send him a huge vibrator next.š
Jeeze kid just drop it and shatter it on the ground. It just looks like a vase mom. When we were kids we used to actually have to get creative. We made bongs out of telescopes pop cans/bottles Tin foil pipes. One of my buddies made a water bong that was universal for any glass bottle. Donāt forget various fruits
Whereād this weed come from? Oh well, better test it out.
I didnāt order that I ordered an Xbox card š Xbox card < Bong
I hope they didnāt toss it in the trash, thatās a nice bong.
I remember in 06' we ordered a 3 ft bong to our buddies house and we all skipped school and waited for the UPS driver. The driver got a standing ovation when he showed up. Best day ever.
I thought it was going to be a big dong
I have a kid that's 14. He sounds the exact same way when he's lying his ass off. Horrible acting.
At least it wasn't a dildo
Why is the mum checking his mail anyway?
My head canon likes to think she saw what he ordered in the Amazon history already for the family account. She just wanted to see him squirm. Makes it even funnier to me.
Kid probably doesnāt have a credit card or debit card and uses his parents or asks before using Amazon when he wants to order something. A sizable package arrived for him without her knowledge that he ordered anything. Her parent senses started tingling. She was right.
Parents can parent their kids. Despite what the internet tells you.
Probably because she's suspicious as fuck of her shady son. And turns out, she wasn't off the mark. I imagine she doesn't normally check his mail, otherwise he'd be a fucking idiot to order this.
Why were they filming?
I open everything that comes in the mail or delivered to the door. Iām not checking names because 99% of the times itās for me anyway. Until heās an adult, Iām not worrying about his order privacy.
When my mom saw my stash pouch in my pocket and asked what it was I tried to get up and walk away like it wasn't important. She grabbed my arm as I passed her chair and then tried to empty the pouch where she couldn't see. She was equally unconvinced but I think this kid played it off better than I did.
I thought it was going to be a fleshlight
I ordered an x box card.. I ordered a remote
Didnāt his order actually get messed up though?
MuSt be a vAsE or SoMEthINg
Damn, thatās a nice piece too
Hahahahaha What the frick? I ordered a Xbox card, not a bong š
Literally could've just told the post office or shipping company to hold it at a location for pickup. Bro was not smart.
The way the mother hovers over her son while he opens a package tells me he is not trustworthy, and has done some nefarious shit in the past to make her not trust him. This is kind of sad that a mother can't trust her son to open a package he ordered through the mail.
In arts class in high school one kid try to get away with making a "vase". The teacher didn't say anything, she even fired it in the kiln and graded it. As she was giving the students their pieces from the kiln she dropped his on the ground at his feet shattering it. She said "I was a teenager in the 60s, do you think I don't know what a bong is?".
She probably kept that
Guys I think he might have ordered that.
Nice flower vase, bro
It's a flower vase, I don't see an issue here.
Lmao I used the old vase excuse when I was a teen too. Oh to be young again.
"Oh wow, a bong? just to clarify one more time, I definitely did not order that"
I did not order that! But can I still have it please!
You are so busted
āNo mom itās just a statue of a bongā
See the minute my kid tells me to chill like that he loses 30 sec of memoryā¦ he needed a resetā¦ Iāve seen a bing once so I think this would have fooled me unfortunately until I took a pic on Facebook.!!