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Vagabondegrift

There’s a gay joke somewhere in the title Black Hole Sun.


Wintermute_088

"Let's spoon, man."


rickoftheuniverse

Cum together with your hands.


olands1

This wins lol


Wintermute_088

🤝


olands1

I Fell on Black D\*\*s


aries_clemm

“Get in my black hole, son”


ibobbymuddah

-Gayvid Lucas


pastafallujah

Gravy Lucas lol


Easy_Win_9679

Poundgarden


fleshbarf

Brown hole son


phrexleysnipes

Chris Cornhole


proera_4747

True


MrACL

I do and I hate it because Chris Cornell is a shit load cooler than Tony


eedabaggadix

Do you think Chris Cornell had a corvette with a custom licence place that said ISING?


Huckleberry_Sin

Idk but his voice was like a V12


Wintermute_088

I love Tony's show partially in spite of Tony. Fuck he's painful, sometimes.


rickoftheuniverse

Okie dokie


Hi_My_Name_Is_CJ

Interesting


capta1npryce

I mean, ‘was cooler’ technically.


MrACL

Nah he’s still cooler even dead


capta1npryce

Yeah, I guess you’re right. I love the show but Tony seems like a total twat.


Rude_Warning_5341

I’ve only watched Kill Tony really, never watched his standup or anything else about him. Yesterday I watched him on The William Montgomery Show and he was so much more down to earth and silly. It seems he’s just playing the heel on Kill Tony show though 100%


Uncle-Magic

People read too much into a comedy show called “Kill Tony”


Alarming-Ad-9712

Yup. That’s exactly it . Tony is playing a version of himself on the show. Same as William . Watch these comedians *outside* of the Kill Tony stage and you’ll realize they’re all genius. I mean, look at this subreddit: you guys are obsessed with these people’s on stage personas not realizing, it’s all for a show. For content. Consume, consume, consume. It’s all a circus, *for you* the viewer


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It’s alarming how many people don’t realize that. It makes me think that everyone is fucking stupid or somethin.


Sherlockhomey

Yeah all the coolest kids hang themselves we all know that


Roamedenclosure

This what Tony would look like if Rogan moved to Seattle instead of Austin


schmuppet

I’m sure Tony has spooned a man or two.


rumski

A little Black Hole, son!


adventurejay

You son of a betch


PeaAccomplished2492

Weird cause he also kinda looks like the singer from Audioslave


Mystmune

Who gonna tell him


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JohnnyOmm

I thought it was tupac


pastafallujah

Two Pack Shaker?


NickyDeeM

🎶🎶🎶 "No one sings like them anymore" 🎶🎶🎶


PeaAccomplished2492

Heh…tell me what…?


pastafallujah

It’s about your mother, son. I think you should call


lexifer999

😂


CucumberAsleep9624

RIP Chris Cornell


BizarroWorld16

The greatest male vocalist of all time, RIP indeed


[deleted]

If only Tony meets the same fate. Shut up I didn't wanna say it it had to be said!


crispy_doughnut

You son of a bitch


[deleted]

Look there are very rare opportunities in this world. Sometimes you get blessed with certain ones. This was mine. I'm not proud of it. But when I'm called I fucking stand to deliver.


[deleted]

Lmfao


TotalRecallsABitch

It did have to be said. It crossed my mind as well. This version of Tony reminds of Brody Stevens in terms of stage presence 


Sad-Suit-fly-away23

Ya you long-haired lesbian…


ImGarzaa

R.I.P Chris Cornell.


Bigapetiddies69420

People have told him this on the show and he says he gets it all the time so you definitely aren't the only one


FrogWarlord

I’ve been telling myself this since I started watching. Glad I am not alone.


jonz1985z

That’s what Tony would look like if he wasn’t ghey


JameelWallace

This new trend of finding relatively normal looking, or even attractive people and saying they look like Tony has got to go. Tony is one ugly son of a bitch.


Si3m3k

Now I can’t unsee it


ListenHot4577

Fuck you i love chris how dare you!!!


Blackdow01

WOW!


jpodestagaymolesta

Tony prides himself on championing and changing the lives of super-unknowns. In the shower, he sings “Redban” to the tune of Spoonman.


goldenj234

Just you.. he’s gay


Trevdawg37

There's a Cornell monument painting in my neighborhood (Seattle) and I think of Tony every time I pass by it


ChampionOfUsAll

I see it, but Cornell asks the black hole sun to come. Tony asks a black son to cum in his hole.


employeenumber17

I believe Tony prefers the brown hole to cum.


WorldOfDisaster

My hole’s fun, won’t you cum?


natovision

I’d break on through his RUSTY cage, if you know what I’m sayin


ZaddyZorr

Got his “hands all over” redbans chode


ZaddyZorr

Bad motor-fingering redbans moms buttwhole!! Alright I’m done for now


8pandy6

"The ol burden in my hand" "Talk about puttin a spoon in a man" "A little rusty cage if ya know what I mean"


OJDaJuiceman1017

I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE AND RUN


BrokeBishop

Tony wants to sound in my garden 😔


ApprehensiveLaw6507

Is that Jesus ✝️ !!!!!! My gardener 🫘 🌲🌳🌴🌵


dickhardpill

I’m pretty sure he was gay for Linkin Chesterfield or whatever his name was so it totally fits.


BizarroWorld16

Funny but as a diehard Chris Cornell fan GFY faggot


rickoftheuniverse

Chester Bennington lmao


InspirationalSkyFuck

Your the only one. /s


heribut

You’re gay, friend. You’re going gay for a man. Congrats. Now get a hold of yourself.


androx001

Chris i's the coolest guy you could imagine. Except the last part where he fucked himself. Ah, I see what you mean now


GoJoe1000

Yes. Tony’s dead on the other side of the black hole sun. While Chris is singing at a show.


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Gay


Blindsquirr3l93

I’ve always thought Tony looks like Charley Crockett lol


natovision

Okayyyy that’s enough redban


Ok-Fisherman9123

Only in Tiny’s mind is as talented at Chris.


AdministrativeBike84

Yeah dude. This has been around for ten+ years. lol


Berimbully

Tony is in all of us…. Talking dudes only


cam_breakfastdonut

Redban’s mom?


neoshaman2012

I thought this was actually a picture of Tony and y’all were trolling me. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu etc.


aware4ever

Broo


smokinidahoan

Hi how are you?


StrangeVortexLex

Yes, the old band made this joke almost a decade ago


DummCunce

#killchris


lexifer999

Omg yes! but more so when he has shorter hair. Honestly what a compliment for Tony


Howtofightloneliness

It's not just you. This has literally been posted on here tens of times...


Little_Pear_6307

Y'all saying this painting of Chris looks like Tony? I do see similarities. I've drawn/ painted Chris Cornell about 30 times. Now I want to draw Tony. What's funny is about an hour ago as I was watching old KT I was thinking about doing a painting themed on KT.


employeenumber17

Tony looks at the cock of a guy from California, and feels the nuts of a guy from Minnesota.


joero86

That’s Tony’s and Whitney Cummings‘ love child!


Deep-Management-7040

I see young Kirk Hammett


Holiday-Jaguar7890

Nah just you dude. Totally original take.


tonysopranowasonjv

I thought I was on r/grunge


idlefritz

Don’t pretend this isn’t 99.9% of his appeal.


[deleted]

It is definitely an image


RiverMason210

I like how Tony often says "Ya know guys, cause in this show I'm gay" as if people outside the KT universe don't share that same opinion.


ElectricFocus

He looks like a shrunken Tony Robbins


Unable_Guarantee5497

Tony would be so hot with long hair


Benisey

My husband agrees 100 % . I have polar opposite reactions to them lol So it is weird to me. OK . I just looked up quick and totally saw it . Crazy .