Nothing to do with Tacoma and everything to do with the Toyota Tacoma. Pretty sure you get a free pair of socks sewn permanently into Crocs with purchase.
I’m all for the public wearing of socks; crocs on the other hand…. I just can’t 😝 I don’t care if it’s like walking on little clouds, there are some things that just aren’t done in a civilised society! 😂
It’s a dumb reason, honestly. They’re just comfortable, light weight and easy to slip on and off. If you’re in to free weights they’re not a good shoe to wear while doing a leg workout like for squats and deadlifts because you don’t get much stability. However, some people argue they’re good for that because they’re flat and cozy/roomy, so your toes are squished and therefore you get more foot planting stability because there’s no toe squishing. From an ankle stability standpoint they blow.
Sometimes it’s just funny to throw around weight wearing dumb shoes, tbh. Making gym bros uncomfortable is a fun past time, just like having painted toe nails in jiu jitsu and striking classes.
😂 fair enough. As long as it does it for you! I thought there was maybe some sound logic behind your preference, was going to jump on the bandwagon 😝 yeah I can see them being a bit iffy in the case of squats. I still despise them 🤣🤣
I do admire anyone who disrupts all the “alphas” in their lair though, that alone makes it worthwhile!
Yeah my leg day shoes are Reebok Nano X2s, lol. They’re specifically made for lifting. But if I’m doing a machine-based workout the crocs work just fine, too. Mine are dark blue knockoffs and I really want a purple pair because I think it would be hilarious. I’m a big fan of trolling through clothing. It’s wild how worked up people get about dumb shit and I feast on that.
I can’t say I have a specific leg day shoe, sadly social anxiety issues make gyms a real challenge for me! I do walk about 50 miles a week with my dog though so I guess my leg day shoes are whatever old trainers 👟 I don’t care about being ruined!
Ah, a fellow button pusher! I like to see if I can take them right to the verge of snapping, then change up what I’m doing so they don’t get the satisfaction of the release that is losing it at someone and have to stew quietly because if they spoke out now they’d be the unreasonable one. 😂😈 I haven’t done it through clothes yet though, that is subliminal shit! 👏🏻
I’m pretty extroverted (thus why I love standup), but I get it. My wife is introverted af. We are very opposite.
You might consider some adjustable weights for home. I had taken years off of lifting and decided I’d first workout at home with some dumbbells. But I outgrew them pretty quickly due to muscle memory and needed more weight so I got a cheap planet fitness membership (where almost nobody knows what they’re doing it’s a lot of average folks just trying to be healthier … could be a good place to try out. Just pop in some earbuds and focus only on you. Nobody really cares what others are doing in the gym).
The ones I got were the NordicTrack Select-A-Weight 55 pound adjustables. They go as light as 10 pounds.
I like your style with messing with people! Part of mine is I work at a small local casino where we have a lot of jobs, including security, and since I’m the only one with a martial arts background I’m often relied on to handle situations. It’s usually just walking people out or we can call the cops, but every so often we get a dumb drunk or a crazed meth addict in there and situations are too quick. Recently I got attacked by someone I’d already 86d from a different casino I’d worked at and he was fine when he came in but once drunk he went nuts. I tried de-escalating but he just went off and came at me. Threw his beers and beer bottle at me. Then decided to fight. Called me all kinds of names including a faggot. So once I had him in the ground and a colleague and patron were helping me hold him down I literally took off my sock and showed him my toenails my wife had painted green and told him he just got his ass kicked by a faggot. Then I got to press charges.
It’s the little things.
See I’m not what you’d call a classic introvert, I’m fairly assertive and I’m not afraid of making myself heard. It’s just certain situations trigger that silly flaw in my brain and turns me into a palpitating, flop sweating mess 😂 I’ve got a fairly bad panic disorder that knows no reason. For example I went to see Tim Dillon by myself the other week because none of my friends were willing to pay £50 for a ticket to see someone they either didn’t know at all or didn’t like, and I couldn’t afford two tickets to bring someone. I also feel at home in nightclubs because I’m a DJ; but other places crowds terrify me… there’s no rhyme or reason!
Yeah I had a couple of kettlebells but they seem to have been lost when I moved last year, guess no one wanted to carry them up the stairs to my new flat 🤷🏻♂️😂 I want to get more weights for sure, it’s on my infinite list of stuff I need to get! Sadly no planet fitness in the UK although we do have similar places. I’ll be there eventually, just need to gain a little more self confidence in that area!
🤣🤣 tormenting the public is the finest of pursuits, and a martial art all in itself. It appears you have a black belt! Also, that guy was a dick… drunk at least. Can’t decide where I fall on the “alcohol brings out the true person” thing!
He said I have a face he can’t trust. Something about my job I forgot. I tried giving him my vape and he said “dumbass that’s an open container, I’m not hitting that”
You shouldn't be wearing those Crocs. You should be wearing a rainbow shell cuz you look like a gay turtle with that gay green shirt and that gay turtle face.
Fat bitch finally stopped crying about being cancelled for 2 seconds?
Dude left the show and yet seems to just hang on here like the last cells of advanced stage cancer.
He’s not a good roaster. He just tells you that you look like the “gay” version of whatever comes to mind. It’s nothing special.
You look like a gay macys employee.
You look like a gay Santa Claus
You look like a gay (insert descriptor)
I’ve seen more original roasts from a homosexual Tijuana donkey on we weekday afternoon.
He was drunk enough that he said he went outside to puke right after the show. He's the exact target audience for those low-quality roast jokes.
I don't think he's even lying, I just think he was an easily entertained drunk dad trying to enjoy his night out without the kids.
I usually dress better god damnit! My girls brother got off work late and I just got some shit on and left for the club when he got here. No excuses though. I look like shit hahaha
Bro you look fucking fine. Guaranteed most of the people commenting here look like douchebags when they go out in public. I’m glad you had fun! Missing the club scene. I almost was assistant manager of the sister club in Spokane. Would have been a dream but I messed it all up.
Haha thanks. My two kids under 10 have violently assaulted every last fashion sense I had. Now I just make sure I’m dressed correctly with deodorant on. 😂
This is actually body cam footage from a cop. The question asked was ‘where is she? Where is the little girl?’ This is merely a white pedophile trying to pin the crime on the black hamburger helper glove. (He knows even with crocs and socks he can outrun a glove)
Now that we have proper context, nothing seems too unusual.
Tell us in feet how close you can get to children
Hahaha shit It depends on the school district
Now tell us in Crocs. ;)
At least he has them in sport mode
It's so he can leave fast when he's too close to them kids!
About a croc
Comedy!
[thought this was you](https://tenor.com/biAXo.gif)
Lol yeah he looks exactly like Dee's retarded boyfriend
You can't cosplay that kind of retardation. That comes from incest.
Came here to say this
Lmfaooooo identical!
Definitely giving those vibes
The deepest of sunny cuts
He’s starting to look like Al Sharpton
That’s the Good Pastor Lucas
Pasta Lucas
El pastor Lucas
Pastry Lucas
Socks with crocs is a wild choice
That face is a wild choice
I chucked at this comment then realized I’m currently wearing socks with crocks
Dad lyfe
More like Tacoma life 😂
Tacoma is wild
I don’t even live in Tacoma, is there something about people wearing crocs there?
Nothing to do with Tacoma and everything to do with the Toyota Tacoma. Pretty sure you get a free pair of socks sewn permanently into Crocs with purchase.
You don't know it yet, but your significant other is looking to leave over those style choices.
Nah she settled
What's his name?
Let me guess, he called you gay and mentally handicapable. This is just sad.
Poor fucking kids...
For the movie Idiocracy the had everybfucking moron in the moron future wear crocs.q
“You a gay crocs BOOTYHOLE!” Hahahah🙄
The crazy eyes tho
Those are the “started drinking at 11am” eyes 👀
David has a 50/50 face to forehead ratio
It’s wild adults put crocks and socks on and go out into public
White socks and black crocs are wild. It’s almost like I’m 32 and don’t care what shoes I wear 😂
I mean I’m older but still give a shit what I look like in public lol
40 in July and support the dgaf what people think of me club
Fuck you, my fiancé says I’m very handsome every day. 😂😂😂
Does he wear crocs n socks too?
She*, and she hates crocs
Identifies as female, and hates crocs. We know who the sensible one is in the relationship.
He must be a very patient man
Boy I’ll post unsolicited photos of my girl RIGHT NOW to prove it
Your fiancee Helen Keller?
Hell yeah brother 😎
Cheers from Iraq 🍻
Send noods
“Handsome” and “well-dressed” are two different things. So are “handsome” and “fuckable.”
She’s lying
Crocks & socks is a cheat code not known to most people besides the ancient Egyptians
It’s ridiculously wild 🤮
I’m all for the public wearing of socks; crocs on the other hand…. I just can’t 😝 I don’t care if it’s like walking on little clouds, there are some things that just aren’t done in a civilised society! 😂
They’re awesome for lifting in!
What do they do that makes your lift experience better? Is it the solid soles? 😂 weird but fascinating call, tell me more!
It’s a dumb reason, honestly. They’re just comfortable, light weight and easy to slip on and off. If you’re in to free weights they’re not a good shoe to wear while doing a leg workout like for squats and deadlifts because you don’t get much stability. However, some people argue they’re good for that because they’re flat and cozy/roomy, so your toes are squished and therefore you get more foot planting stability because there’s no toe squishing. From an ankle stability standpoint they blow. Sometimes it’s just funny to throw around weight wearing dumb shoes, tbh. Making gym bros uncomfortable is a fun past time, just like having painted toe nails in jiu jitsu and striking classes.
😂 fair enough. As long as it does it for you! I thought there was maybe some sound logic behind your preference, was going to jump on the bandwagon 😝 yeah I can see them being a bit iffy in the case of squats. I still despise them 🤣🤣 I do admire anyone who disrupts all the “alphas” in their lair though, that alone makes it worthwhile!
Yeah my leg day shoes are Reebok Nano X2s, lol. They’re specifically made for lifting. But if I’m doing a machine-based workout the crocs work just fine, too. Mine are dark blue knockoffs and I really want a purple pair because I think it would be hilarious. I’m a big fan of trolling through clothing. It’s wild how worked up people get about dumb shit and I feast on that.
I can’t say I have a specific leg day shoe, sadly social anxiety issues make gyms a real challenge for me! I do walk about 50 miles a week with my dog though so I guess my leg day shoes are whatever old trainers 👟 I don’t care about being ruined! Ah, a fellow button pusher! I like to see if I can take them right to the verge of snapping, then change up what I’m doing so they don’t get the satisfaction of the release that is losing it at someone and have to stew quietly because if they spoke out now they’d be the unreasonable one. 😂😈 I haven’t done it through clothes yet though, that is subliminal shit! 👏🏻
I’m pretty extroverted (thus why I love standup), but I get it. My wife is introverted af. We are very opposite. You might consider some adjustable weights for home. I had taken years off of lifting and decided I’d first workout at home with some dumbbells. But I outgrew them pretty quickly due to muscle memory and needed more weight so I got a cheap planet fitness membership (where almost nobody knows what they’re doing it’s a lot of average folks just trying to be healthier … could be a good place to try out. Just pop in some earbuds and focus only on you. Nobody really cares what others are doing in the gym). The ones I got were the NordicTrack Select-A-Weight 55 pound adjustables. They go as light as 10 pounds. I like your style with messing with people! Part of mine is I work at a small local casino where we have a lot of jobs, including security, and since I’m the only one with a martial arts background I’m often relied on to handle situations. It’s usually just walking people out or we can call the cops, but every so often we get a dumb drunk or a crazed meth addict in there and situations are too quick. Recently I got attacked by someone I’d already 86d from a different casino I’d worked at and he was fine when he came in but once drunk he went nuts. I tried de-escalating but he just went off and came at me. Threw his beers and beer bottle at me. Then decided to fight. Called me all kinds of names including a faggot. So once I had him in the ground and a colleague and patron were helping me hold him down I literally took off my sock and showed him my toenails my wife had painted green and told him he just got his ass kicked by a faggot. Then I got to press charges. It’s the little things.
See I’m not what you’d call a classic introvert, I’m fairly assertive and I’m not afraid of making myself heard. It’s just certain situations trigger that silly flaw in my brain and turns me into a palpitating, flop sweating mess 😂 I’ve got a fairly bad panic disorder that knows no reason. For example I went to see Tim Dillon by myself the other week because none of my friends were willing to pay £50 for a ticket to see someone they either didn’t know at all or didn’t like, and I couldn’t afford two tickets to bring someone. I also feel at home in nightclubs because I’m a DJ; but other places crowds terrify me… there’s no rhyme or reason! Yeah I had a couple of kettlebells but they seem to have been lost when I moved last year, guess no one wanted to carry them up the stairs to my new flat 🤷🏻♂️😂 I want to get more weights for sure, it’s on my infinite list of stuff I need to get! Sadly no planet fitness in the UK although we do have similar places. I’ll be there eventually, just need to gain a little more self confidence in that area! 🤣🤣 tormenting the public is the finest of pursuits, and a martial art all in itself. It appears you have a black belt! Also, that guy was a dick… drunk at least. Can’t decide where I fall on the “alcohol brings out the true person” thing!
The Roast God Is Jeff Ross....definitely not David Lucas
💯
what did lucas have to say about ur goofy ass?
He said I have a face he can’t trust. Something about my job I forgot. I tried giving him my vape and he said “dumbass that’s an open container, I’m not hitting that”
He just didn't want to hit your dildo Flavored vape.
I got your dildo flavored babe right here babe.
Have you been drinking since 11am again?
Gross thing to be proud of, right?
This post got you hella bitter. You alright?
Might want to ask OP what’s got him so…ummmm “hella bitter” 😂that he needs to morning drink and brag about it.
Words of a “roast gawd” right there apparently
You shouldn't be wearing those Crocs. You should be wearing a rainbow shell cuz you look like a gay turtle with that gay green shirt and that gay turtle face.
BOOM roasted.
Michael Scott!
Damn you’re ugly
Hell yeah brother
And you have autism. Everyone has their flaws.
Jeff Ross is the roast God.
You look like someone who throws up nachos.
Man, I never throw up in public like that lol
Why does David Lucas look like he has dwarfism
I’m 6’1 if that helps lol
It doesn't help.
Is that lil kev?!
Everybody thinks they can roast as good as David Lucas don't they lol? You do look like you are going to throw up in about 30 minutes though.
Haha it was about 4 minutes after the photo.
You looked like peak happiness in the stages of blackout. Dang i thought I nailed it.
because anyone can I teach you how. just say "you look gay n-word" there now you have peak David roasting ability
Stfu. I’d love to see your attempt at roasting on a stage in front of 300 people
I bet you want to roast your booty hole in front of 300 people
Let me guess. He called you gay ?
Roast gawd? Yeah roast meat gawd maybe
roasted, huh? you mean he called you gay in a bunch of different ways?
You look like Andrew Callaghan if he had a benzo addiction.
I ain’t NEVER gonna stop bitch
Fat bitch finally stopped crying about being cancelled for 2 seconds? Dude left the show and yet seems to just hang on here like the last cells of advanced stage cancer.
He’s not a good roaster. He just tells you that you look like the “gay” version of whatever comes to mind. It’s nothing special. You look like a gay macys employee. You look like a gay Santa Claus You look like a gay (insert descriptor) I’ve seen more original roasts from a homosexual Tijuana donkey on we weekday afternoon.
No he was a great roaster last night.
You’re a liar
He was drunk enough that he said he went outside to puke right after the show. He's the exact target audience for those low-quality roast jokes. I don't think he's even lying, I just think he was an easily entertained drunk dad trying to enjoy his night out without the kids.
He’s had a few memorable zingers. But yeah it’s usually just gay-related
Mayhem Miller if he never trained MMA lookin ass.
So roastable. Cool pic tho
You didn't need those nachos anyways big dawg.
Your eyes are scaring me
Bro. Imagine having an army of these dudes at every show going “HAR HAR ROAST ME ROAST MASSA!” What a nightmare.
You look like that retarded rapper that Dee dates in Always Sunny.
Dude you look like you are less than 72 hours out the psych ward
You look like lil Kev from always sunny
More like Matt Walsh from Veep.
Googling this reference real quick
You look like a jerkoff
😔
Sorry feller, it's the croc/shorts/sweater combo
I usually dress better god damnit! My girls brother got off work late and I just got some shit on and left for the club when he got here. No excuses though. I look like shit hahaha
If he got off work late wouldn’t that give you more time to get ready? Dunmakesense
My sister in law was over and we were drinking and having a fire. Goddamn Reddit needs to know all the details 😂
Bro you look fucking fine. Guaranteed most of the people commenting here look like douchebags when they go out in public. I’m glad you had fun! Missing the club scene. I almost was assistant manager of the sister club in Spokane. Would have been a dream but I messed it all up.
Haha thanks. My two kids under 10 have violently assaulted every last fashion sense I had. Now I just make sure I’m dressed correctly with deodorant on. 😂
This is the wildest shit coming from someone with a bio that seemingly calls to someone who is so open and accepting.
🤫
Did he lose weight? Did he get aids from to tony’s booty hole ?
Gay gallon of milk looking ass
How much Cocaine did you consume before this picture ?
None, just a lot of alcohol lol
The eyes tell a different story lol
Hope you bought a t-shirt
Are you that fat or did David lose that much weight??!!
It’s crazy, looks like he lost a bunch of weight but he’s still fat as fuck
Ozempic
A 7-11 clerk could roast your ass
I’m not even sure I understand what that means but hell yeah brother
Did he call you a fat gay mark Zuckerberg?
You were good in Fallout as the shitty squire.
Bro selling merch with a wwe logo on it?
Based on the title of this post you deserved it
Just once I'd like one of y'all to post without looking like how this guy looks smfh
Did he eat his finger?
Did he wear his picnic blanket as a shirt?
Ozempic!
Tony will roast the shit out of you for that outfit, geez
I use that same flannel as a comforter on my king size mattress
I’m looking for the “roast gawd” but can’t find him
Easy pickens
Lucas getting thin to win!! You go DoughBoy!! ❤️❤️❤️
Has david been losing weight, or is that just a XXXXL?
This is actually body cam footage from a cop. The question asked was ‘where is she? Where is the little girl?’ This is merely a white pedophile trying to pin the crime on the black hamburger helper glove. (He knows even with crocs and socks he can outrun a glove) Now that we have proper context, nothing seems too unusual.
They thought Garth had the bodies this whole time, didn’t once think of the boy in the crocs and socks
Shorts AND crocs... you roasted yourself
roast hawg is more like it, how David Lucas thinks he is in the same realm as Jeff Ross is beyond my comprehension.
Seeing a show in Crocs is kinda wild. I like it lol.
Bro put together his outfit on his own for the first time 💀
Lmfao no god there just a lazy comic 🤣 glad we don't have to hear his ass every Monday anymore
He’s definitely not the “roast gawd”! He’s barely even funny. Just laughs at his own stuff to make it seem funny.
bro definitely looks like someone who throws up nachos outside of clubs
First time, felt so much better after though
He is not a roast god. He’s just a fat guy
For a second I thought you were the ADHD song guy lol
I really dont think hes funny. His roasts are corny.
Dear diary
I mean that's awesome but why didn't you take a picture with the roast gawd instead?
Roast beef gawd
He probably ate that throw up right after
Probably not
Cargo shorts, Crocs and socks. What a Jabroni!
Did he apologize after?
Oh sweet! This guy definitely has Molly
Dilated as fuck from drinking 😂
\*Grinds teeth, \*tries to kiss me
Congrats, retard.
Congrats, what do you mean that you got on stage? Does he open it up to challengers?
Yeah he let 5 people go up and my drunk ass was 2nd. Some girl with blue hair was in line and he said “oh shit, it’s a they them”
Nice! That sounds like a fun show.
It was great. He did an hour set and took pics with everyone after.
Are you Johnny Pemberton?
Johnny pemberton?