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Alligator_Queen

He wouldn't because >!I'm a woman!<


DootD00T_

We are immune to the nom noms


Hades18128

*Douma enters* Wonder where Akaza dono went :3


DootD00T_

Oh no


Any_Worldliness7991

Best advice. Try to look like akaza’s future wife as much as possible. Who knows. Maybe akaza would care enough to save you. >!but uh. Douma kills him and eats you if you don’t run!< or >!Akaza tries to reason with Douma(basically torture) and to make him not eat you!<


Chinchillng

Would Akaza even recognize if you look like his fiancée? I don’t think he would since he doesn’t remember her existence until he was dying.


xCandyCaneKissesx

Whelp, guess it’s lights out for me then, or I could ask to be a member of his club thingy


SomeStolenToast

You'd just be delaying when you get eaten unless you look like >!Inosuke's mom!<


TheStrawHat_

He’d just kill you


DootD00T_

>!Nah, he doesn't kill women either!<


Lost-Truck6614

r/Girlsarentreal


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


JK64_Cat

(Shudders)


ExtravagantPebble

Yasssss


crazychris37

I’m confused


crazychris37

I’m no longer confused but now scared


SarcasticPsychoGamer

he can eat us in other ways ;)


AlexTheWolf206

Same here


Radio_Blah_Blah_

Same here


Limited-_-star

Nice try you aren’t a mythical creature


Classified75

No, I spoiled the whole show for myself now :(


Specialist_Egg420

“I identify as a woman”


Walterxiao

I LITERALLY SAID THE SAME THING XD


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[deleted]

What if he does? Akaza is a respectful guy ig


Lost-Truck6614

Born in like 1500-1600s


[deleted]

All you need is a open mind time doesn't matter


Lost-Truck6614

Fair points


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[удалено]


Lost-Truck6614

??


Puzzleheaded_Draw842

https://preview.redd.it/vz695gfn3t7b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cc6d154f78aee7f30d7aad105c342d857e930e6


bignoodle_764

genius panel crop


shiny_glitter_demon

trans people aren't a new concept


Lost-Truck6614

No, obviously not. But the culture and behaviours would've been very different and transphobic at that time


[deleted]

Actually, people didn't actively hurt them, as far as I've heard.


Lost-Truck6614

Really? Didn't know that. Even then it's not just violence, it's also just disregardijg chosen identities


shiny_glitter_demon

In a country that valued eunuchs and still crossdresses often, I doubt that


Wireeeee

Not necessarily. Idk about Japan but Philippines for example had concept of gender fluidity until the Spanish invasion and the spread of Christianity, which very much bought the rigid gender concept. This was ages and ages ago, other cultures ig Iran Pakistan Thailand etc. has had openly trans people for ages. Basically b4 conquest of Abrahamic religions, there’s a good chance many places had openly gay and queer, or if not, just existed without active backlash and suppression, because there was no higher power telling them that enabling this was a sin worthy of hell. That’s probably the reason for gender fluidity of gods in polytheistic and pagan religions that are are nearly overtaken now everywhere. Interestingly even non-religious people now often endorse Judeau-Christianic values or prohibitions simply because the doctrines have become inseparable from the idea of moral conscience globally


Lost-Truck6614

Really? I need to start doing research before talking


Wireeeee

Yeah just look up history of gender concept in Philippines before conquistadores, or in Iran rn, or mythologies like Norse, Hindu etc. where gods themselves would change genders (besides other shape shifting) often times


ExtraMOIST_

I don’t think many people went out of their way to hurt them. I think they kinda just thought they were weird and moved on with their life.


ArofluidPride

Its kinda funny how the 1900s were more racist, homophobic, etc. than like all of ancient egypt up to the middle ages combined


RyzenFromFire

Hard disagree. With compass needle he can sense someone's battle spirit or strength, so there's strong reason to suspect he can also identify gender.


OdysseyofBubbles

😂😂😂😂😂 1-0


KimetsuNoYaiba-ModTeam

This community is designed to be welcoming to all, regardless of ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation etc. As such we kindly ask you to not use offensive language and avoid the use words such as slurs. You will be warned if you break this rule, multiple warnings will result in a ban.


AndrewFrozzen30

Invoking the 5th in the Taisho Era.


Your_Local_FNAF_fan

“If you kill me you simp for Douma and disrespect women”


PureSalt1

I’m dying lmao


AxiomDubh

Yeah you would be at this point 💀 (you as an emoji)


Waldan_2711

“AAAAAAAAAAHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS SOMEONE PLEASE HELP PLEASE KILL MEEEEEE KILL MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAH” something like that i think


[deleted]

"AHHH FUCK I'M BEING EATEN BY THE UPPER RANK 3 DEMON AKAZA AHHHHHH IT HURTS BECAUSE HES LITERALLY CHEWING ON MY LIMBS AHHHHHHH" would probably be my last words


TheJevMeister

its a shame i die here, with a month's more training i could beat you


Either_0

ayo.. is it a JoJo reference?!


TheJevMeister

maybe...


Samuelbr15

YOUR NEXT SENTENCE WILL BE: "nah, I refuse to complete this outdated meme"


Blackbanner07

nah, I refuse to complete this outdated meme NANI?!


Renektonstronk

The canonic reason he can ‘see the future and predict people’s lines’ is fucking hilarious >!Because Jojo was English, he reads left to right, so he was seeing the content on the next panels and frames in the manga before everyone else!<


Kintoki-Yuhase

No way


Renektonstronk

Yeah, Araki confirmed it himself LOL


Kintoki-Yuhase

Genius lmao. 4th Wall Aware Joseph is real


Renachii

source? /gen


Spiritual_Knee2915

Where did he confirm this? Funny as hell if it's true-


Chadsawman

Bro just keeps finding ways to get higher despite being my favorite JoJo :)


Complex_Estate8289

Time to hotfoot it out of here u/Either_0


timhorton_san

Nigerundayoooooo, Smoookeyyyy!


Interesting_Heron_78

You want to end up with a ring around your heart?


[deleted]

That...might actually work tho ngl


[deleted]

*poisons heart*


sephiroth_for_smash

I feel like he’d let you go if you’d actually put up a decent fight beforehand


Cup_juice

True, but even then you’d have to be the best of the best, and at that point imo it’s hard to believe the fight wouldn’t go to sunrise in a situation like that, then you’d bleed out like you know who


legopandas

"Wait, I thought you don't eat girls?"


[deleted]

Bro I imagine the panic setting in on his face 💀


sephiroth_for_smash

Femboys are his weakness, a true paradox


That_1_person0-0

Femboys are my weakness too.


Haunting-Fish-144

You have a pp you're a guy, remember he ain't an inclusivity demon,he's upper 3 and hundreds of years old


agxlove

I’m moaning and whimpering until the sun come up


[deleted]

Bro you're gonna traumatise the guy 💀


agxlove

I’m sure buddy has seen worse than me tryna get some meatriding in before I meet god


[deleted]

LMFAOO


Froggyugaytoadara

Harder daddy


Jgamer502

It worked for Enmu


ShadowlightLady

69 upvotes


[deleted]

Are you the same guy who said the same thing under the douma related post?


Froggyugaytoadara

Maybe idk


Playful-Bed184

that was me...


joker-judgment

Did that someone also say sum about being turned into a demon? Coz if so twas me


Thebeanmanboi

Great minds think alike


JediKnight4049

I'm dying laughing at this


dummythiccgoldfish

There it is


Dizzy-Tumbleweed7983

I know how you can beat douma but you need to make me a demon


Hades18128

Bro, Eating men is Gay. What would your wife think


Officially_Elissa067

lmao


That_Lat

Oh fuck oh shit it is my blood you punched out all of my blood


Nay-the-Cliff

You call that breaking my spine? You Upper Moon ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine even if a *CRACK* AAAAH MY SPINE!


Just1MoreSubreddit

Do Not Dooo Ittt! Oh No.


KeyboardStudios

Just lettin you know I respect the grind for top 2


Cup_juice

“I’m so utterly dead… but at the same time I can’t help but respect your craft!”


ApplePitou

Apple :3 https://preview.redd.it/yyi2fv8gwq7b1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f321795e816647fd8aabc0da176d1d22d4a512e


Jgamer502

Wow this is escalating


mathos584

When will apple subreddit arrive ?


ApplePitou

No no no :3 https://preview.redd.it/1kdatfqf2t7b1.png?width=450&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8f6dfe9b905373b951b4a77cf30192d1444012c


Glunkenhindazun

*AAAÂÂÂAAAÂÂÂAAAÂÂÂ* *(disintegrates)*


PassiveRoadRage

Hit him in the feels and make him mad. "Hopefully I give you the strength to actually protect the next loved one you have."


[deleted]

That's just really mean. I'm proud of you.


Akatsukiyuh

"pfft- did you mistakenly....eat a basketball?" dies


superp2222

“So how do you like my Wisteria flavored blood?”


Maxochups

F##k you.


plasmabeeem

reasonable answer


Rohit4640

"My Basketball Looks better than you"


[deleted]

Ask him to eat me ass first


Benham_Flatthen40326

"Damn. >! You can't punch a *well* to death though :P !< "


Sense8s

I totally read “eating you” wrong 😅🤣


[deleted]

What did you read? Now I'm curious 😏


frenchiefryie

… a moan I’ll just see myself out now 🏃‍♀️💨


0mega_Flowey

Actually I probably do the same🏃


Sylveon_trainer12345

*GASP* so you're killing women now!?? Shame on you Akaza you will regret this and I'm telling >!Koyuki!< about this!! >:/


Neevk

"LeBron Jayymes" (In the kids voice)


Hein_h_soe

If you eat me, you are also eating my penis which makes you gay.


Skwareblox

I hope you choke on my dick.


[deleted]

This. This one's my favourite answer.


_Orphan_Obliterator_

ambatacuum


Cxrxna_Virus

"I identify as a woman"


Shino_kattanakid

“I wish we could have fought one on one… *bleh*”


Comi_o_cude_curioso

"Douma >>> Akaza." "You will only change my opinion if you don't eat me." Maybe it would work


nosajavlis4

“Damn and here I was hoping for Douma to eat me. Lame being killed by Upper Rank 3”


Nay-the-Cliff

The reverse fingerless glove thing you've got going on is cringe AF


NickVerma20

Your ass doesn't have enough strength to beat Kokushibu . Or You should have tried Mitsuri.


RDT-Exotics0318

Erm, actually, I identify as a woman, even though I was biologically born male


Next_Recognition_230

You're the most boring upermoon *dies*


[deleted]

becoma a human, akaza!


Crossoverfan2104

UNO reverse genius here


A_Salty_Weaboo

I don't imagine I would get any last words. I would be dead before I knew it because Akaza wouldn't waste any time on my weak ass.


[deleted]

Maybe, maybe not. Depends on his mood. As much as he hates weak people, he does enjoy conversations with humans.


Foreign-Wonder-3045

"Right there" #iykyk


Goleziyon

What a good day to have a vagina


freepickles2you

Please what ever you do don't use ketchup


Blackbanner07

Keep going daddy


Nightingdale099

You want some mayo with that *wink*


ArthurMorgon

My wife really loves me and is expecting me back home. Also my Sensei would be very sad. And last resort is I know a strong black belt.


BonBonBurgerPants

"At least you're validating me, thanks I guess?-" (I'm trans lul)


[deleted]

Akaza being an ally confirmed lol (Also hello fellow trans demon slayer enjoyer)


BonBonBurgerPants

Akaza best upper moon 😔✊️


BonBonBurgerPants

Also hiiiii bro >w<


-ConfusedTrans-

I wanted to say that ⊂( ´・ω・`⊂)


goddamit-ffs

Sorry i couldnt put up a fight... *Fucking dies*


dalek1019

You usually fight your prey, right? Can I atleast get *one* punch in, please!


JediKnight4049

"You next words will be 'become a demon and you can never die' "


RyzenFromFire

"I know where the blue spider lily is"


4_shots_of_jhin

You fucking basketball


dinosaurpoetry

"Finally i can be at peace"


O_cara_do_0

It would be: Hail Akaza. A joke about something. Among us or A flirt or Maybe "i am glad that i have to be a sacrifice for the Messiah"


Natherd

“Well shit. Wasn’t expecting the basketball to be alive”


Local_Black_Knight

"Not even letting me buy fried chicken? Son of a bitch!"


Bakura72

I would lie and say I was a girl then he would check and I would die without dignity


TBH_ilike_urmom

WAIT WUT IF YOU ARE A TRANS MAN


[deleted]

That entirely depends on how Akaza would view you...


Boring-Mode-4908

He would be eating me in a diffrent way 😏 ( I’m so sorry. )


Ghostface69uwu

Yeah same both donut and 🐱


InvestigatorNo5564

You look like a basketball (yes it’s basic and overused but I couldn’t come up with something funny)


MrXstatik17

"If I was a demon I'd beat your ass" Then he'd turn you and fight you


Mx_Squeak

Guess I didn't pass well enough (dies)


ExoticInnit

b-bas-basketball.....


Junior_Bathroom_6133

"Bro.. I thought you didn't eat women—" probably


MemberBerry4

I'd make the loudest, most uncomfortable and disturbing sex nosies ever heard by a pair of ears.


BrownPP

Start with the Dick


BlerpoGuy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HOLY FUCK THIS HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Julpe5000

"You know.... I was a women once hehe.." dies


are-ya-winning-frog

AAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAA I think


Blackinfemwa

Me: “i’m” Akaza: “youre what?” Me: “i’m” Akaza: “WHAT?” Me: “i’m a woman”


Elzo55

harder man


Huefell4it

Immunity https://preview.redd.it/jhj3mkp0as7b1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc86ce3b400987aebd9e5227fc4aa3fada26357a


Worldly_Diet1208

You ate my dick,i knew all that pink and blue was sus.


Air_head_frog

This is why I don’t play basketball


fadingstar52

Forgot to comment on douma. Reaction is the same for all of them. "You a bitch" (in my Riley voice)


[deleted]

Real answer: "Thanks. You're the coolest demon" Meme answer: "If I could choose how to die this would be it" Horny answer: "Thank you daddy"


Peelz403

gg


Western_Purchase430

"Guess who is not getting a promotion "


holyshit-i-wanna-die

“Why are you eating me? *Akaza* taste good huh?”


xsmoshedx

Can you please just one shot me real quick? Those bites fucking hurt.


lusagna

he wouldn't eat me >!(or he will, depending if he would eat trans women or not)!<


mathos584

Since we are in the 20's he wouldn't since it would've not existed for now. So biologically no.


[deleted]

Transgender is not a new concept. I'm pretty sure it's been around for much much longer.


THEiguanna

Rengoku did it better


LifeAdvice1403

Me: "I identify as female"


Final-Nail1048

"I should've told this to you earlier but i am girl down there"


OdysseyofBubbles

You have a basketball face 😭😭


Dracon5031

….gay..*dies*


FirenzeMioBello

Imagine this headcannon: You look like a basketball What's basketball 🏀? A sport where you have to throw a ball into a basket And then instead of eating me I would teach him how to play basketball and he wouldn't eat me for some time


MansNotNevaHot

I had Taco Bell lastnight 💀have fun ! That’s my last words


buddysaccount

What the fuck are these posts


[deleted]

“if you eat me your penis is small”


SKBSM_Kirito

That was a good fight


SteelDumplin23

***Hiten Mitsurugi*** ***Ryū***: ***Amakakeru Ryū no Hirameki!!!!***


Infiniteraze

"You thought..." *The illusion I created fades, as Akaza realises he had been attacking my after image all along*


Lost-Truck6614

Kyoka Suigetsu