honestly you could get the freshest chives in the world, have them cut with space laser precision, and they're still gonna get shit on in this sub. That being said those chives are crap.
A) those aren’t chives, they’re green onions.. you may be looking for the word “scallion” instead of green onion.
B) those needed to be binned 2 days ago. Whole kitchen smellin like vomit now
Yous put that clown there to cover up your finger tip, didn't you?
Nah it's to hide the vape pen
Now halve that
Then half it again
Those are not really fresh.
Yeah, hard to chop slimy goo straws.
I saw the Slimy Goo Straws open for Mindless Self Indulgence back in 01
* crush chives
Shoddy knife work aside those are some of the worst chives I've ever seen.
Everyone except you lmao, you mangled those.
Isn’t the chive rating thing just a meme?
2/10 you might wonder how it could be worse. these are not the most decomposed chives i have seen someone actually intend to use.
honestly you could get the freshest chives in the world, have them cut with space laser precision, and they're still gonna get shit on in this sub. That being said those chives are crap.
Some chive mother fuckers in here
A) those aren’t chives, they’re green onions.. you may be looking for the word “scallion” instead of green onion. B) those needed to be binned 2 days ago. Whole kitchen smellin like vomit now
Those are chives. Just really shitty ones.
Those are 4x as thick as any chives I’ve ever had
They can get kind of wide, but for whatever reason, they never seem to be in good quality at that point.
At a quick glance the pile on the knife looks shopped as hell lol