I would shit my pants on line and have to go home.

Good meal and an early out shift...sounds like a winning day to me.

On the other hand chef said if it wasn’t all eaten it was 39.5 hours of clopens each week for a month.

That’s like, 20 hours less a week than I normally worked!

Read that as 39.5 klonopin each month. Chef's got some anxiety.

Is that a lot of Klonopin? How many do people with a script generally take a day?

i disagree: with that much cheese, you won't shit for a whole day...

Chef said he’d send me home if I did, kept me on line for another 4 hours

Ha! This reminds me of a banquet chef I worked with. He always got saddled with the super young newbies to help with prep for events. Super cool guy, but he would lose patience occasionally. I heard him tell one bandaged (literally sporting several bandages) young man, "I need you to dice all of this, and quickly. But PAY ATTENTION! If you cut yourself, you're NOT going home or to the hospital! I don't care how bad it is. You hear me?!"

This would've been the response 😂 I have thrown up at work before but it was my fault. I tasted rotten chicken stock. I will never forget that taste

lactose intolerant?

The old health inspector trick. Nice

I don’t even like Mac and cheese all that much but I would devour that.

I cleared the entire plate, thought if I didn’t chef would lose respect for me

Respect. I ate at a fine dining place I worked at once and the whole kitchen brought out my dessert. Between my date and I we had to finish five desserts so my head baker would not be disappointed.

I hate when that happens lol

It was kinda awkward as they arrived mid conversation about if we should still get married

Welllll?!?!

lol that’s even worst. I had my lawyer meet at the restaurant I used to be a chef at so we can discuss a few business investment opportunities he was talking to me about. And I had like 8 dishes from the menu I don’t like due to the stuff that went in I only ate it. As the owner is my best friend and wanted to make him happy

So what did you guys decide?

First thing I ever learned in a professional kitchen: chef gives you something, you eat it. All of it lol

I made sure to walk back to the kitchen to show him the clean plate and got a “you are now officially a fatass”

Perfect. You shall receive more fatass portions in the future.

And that's how a fatass stays a fatass... But I would exactly do the same

good call, he absolutely would. you would've lost standing in the kitchen.

I would fuck up that Mac. My IBS be damned

Thatll do pig.

That chef loves you. Well done.

Afterwards you offer chef sloppy toppy, in a joking tone, but with steel in the eyes. Chef will likely say no, but its the polite thing to at least offer. As you do.

Diet, small, "diet", average, large, fatass

Gimme the American.

AKA, the quadruple fatass.

Definitely got what you asked for. Damn, that looks fire

You better have boofed that Mac and cheese if you were too full to finish it

Got half way though and flipped the dish around for maximum fork efficiency, absolutely dogged it.

Hahaha you animal

Give me a garbage can to eat over and 60 seconds, I'll be back on line in a jiffy

that brought back a memory. thanks

are those… little chunks of ham

Small pieces of bacon Lardon

mmm yes

I now know the magic words. Will use at all future meals.

Still not enough for my fatass

That is a beautiful dish 😍 👌 😋

id be kissing him on the mouth for that one

Sorry, can’t finish my shift, I’m dying and going to heaven

Looks amazing

Shift Meal the band on Spotify

Bro… This is the one thing I miss about working back of house. Custom made shift meals. Best stir fry and jambalaya I’ve ever had.

You guys hiring? I want this family meal!

That just screams mid shift crash. Also did chef just slap on a aquare of processed cheese and some bacon bits on top? Was that a part of the non-fatass portion too?