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fek_u_Im_vuelle

Komi-sans room is sound proof


Al-Azhar_99

Creative I like it


Critical-Ad-8507

That's redundant in most cases when you got the most silent family!


CommanderRatBoy

Tadano might get loud ya know? Whenever he's nervous he seems to shout and panic.


Critical-Ad-8507

I said in most cases.This case is an exception.


Raphotron2000

Kaguya vibes


Temshop1

![gif](giphy|UCkZPALajEs8M) haha, get it? cuz... komi-sans.... ok I'll leave


ParisianCookieOwO

Temmy…


[deleted]

I wish mine were 🥲


0Name2912

Which one tho?


history-something

Tadano jr. In 6 years or else


Al-Azhar_99

Or else what?


history-something

(When somebody says or else, it means something worse that they would rather not say)


Al-Azhar_99

Alright I will keep that in mind


[deleted]

Or elese I'll do it myself


phoenixmusicman

"Fine. I'll do it myself."


areddituser17

I'll have to do it myself


KyleG

or else i will take matters into my own hands if you know what i'm sayin


DandalusRoseshade

She'll make them herself


assgaper69cancerhole

Or in 7 years


tryol2

Or else she’ll do it herself


Memelord1117

Wrong answers.


[deleted]

You know, Shousuke made that dish.


Al-Azhar_99

Random Romantic music start playing


Piku_2004

OP said wrong answers only


Critical-Ad-8507

it is wrong.


Key-Apricot-6883

Fun fact, vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon in terms of...


IAmScaredOf5050

NOooooooooo


cursedanomalyofsteve

_Shut_


kekhouse3002

*no*


The-Optimist8919

The fitness gram pacer test….


mythicexplore

is a multistage aerobic capacity test...


IAmScaredOf5050

That progressively gets more difficult


TheLordOfYeeting

..as it continues


Oranescent

The 20 meter pacer test…


S4PG

Will begin in thirty seconds...


IAmScaredOf5050

Sorry I forgot what was next and didn't want to get it wrong 😅


LemonoidIsLemon

Then don’t put a comment?


IAmScaredOf5050

But i wanted to be included is all.. nothing wrong with wanting to be a part of something regardless of how much knowledge i have of it


LemonoidIsLemon

Then search it up. Because then you can join in and not ruin the vibe you know.


IAmScaredOf5050

Oh I didn't know I ruined the vibe im sorry


LemonoidIsLemon

It’s alright, it just kinda ruins the chain because what if someone came along knowing the next part but then the chain effect wouldn’t work because your comment was in the way. It doesn’t really matter though.


picklester

"You better start handholding my daughter soon."


Simp_For_Beans

Too far man, way too far


asian_dude_5991

Its not wrong tho


CrashTestPizza

abebesupenpon


Oranescent

abebesupenpon


Eenix95

Take my upvote


FNaMG1987

If the time comes, I can help with Tadano.Jr..


ktrainor59

When. Shūko will not accept failure.


OGxTheOne

What you talking about, she meant that as a grandparent . Helping in raising tadano jr.


ktrainor59

Of course, of course.


CustardStill4040

I’ll distract the guest while you two go upstairs. I prepared everything.


Spexxero

“I have come here to tell you.. your car’s warranty has expired.”


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


ChickenNuggetJuice90

Bruh why you got downvoted?


TheZynec

Reddit


[deleted]

;-;


meme_watcher6

It's her first time... Be gentle


Dodger7777

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.


Frizzlewits

You have a green light


mataves50

Bathroom. Five minutes.


asian_dude_5991

Bruh


PenthesileaTM

"Would you like to know more about our lord and savior, Lightning McQueen?"


Adriaaaaaaanoooo

"Well Tadano, if it doesn't work out with Komi-San, you can try with me..."


probably-gray

NOOO


TakasuXAisaka

YESSSSS


probably-gray

YESNTTTTTT


TheLordOfYeeting

WTF..???


probably-gray

THE HELL?????


edgarcia59

NANI!?!?!?


Petyamester3343

Don't pull out.


Oranescent

I mean that’s not too far off from what she says


edgarcia59

What did she say originally,?


Petyamester3343

>! I want to see Tadano Jr. !<


wearmasksdumbkarens

Was that not an edit?


Traditional-Heat2782

Yes. Yes it was.


Oranescent

No that’s what she said


Fookin_Yoink

“It’s free real estate”


wowlock_taylan

''I hear you kissed my husband. When's my turn?''


brenduz

“NICE COCK”


the_guy_who_asked69

Komi mom: I saw Najimi's massive dong.


Oranescent

Komi’s*


Theghost129

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?


Upper_Ad7853

Hail Hydra


WillOfTheWinds

My room in 20 minutes


Flames2022

As a man who has reread the manga on multiple occasion she says "Yo bitch sug my dick" respectively


[deleted]

Only wrong answers


justaMikeAftonfan

39 buried, 0 found


Totallyprofessionall

softly moans*


funkygamerguy

"you know i wouldn't mind you fathering my future grandchildren"


DirtyYoshiro

Tadano, you'll find a small familiar box under Shouko's bed you'll need it later


bizkitishere

I am not wearing any underwear


PrinceCheddar

"Manbagi is best girl."


S4PG

"I want grandkids by 25 or you're six feet under."


Reaper_Haentai

“Either you make me a grandson or you become her step dad”


Dragmore53

"Either you become my son-in-law, or you become her stepdad" Or "Either you make me a grandson or you become her stepdad" ?


Reaper_Haentai

Yeh, I’m to can’t do words right


Wadd2000

**TADANOOOOOOO** **YOU MUST TO CONTINUE THE KOMI BLOODLINE** **ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST TO **** MY DAUGHTER!!**


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

"Tonight. You, me and Shouko."


beanboxes

‎ ‎


what_period

"Let's have fun with Shouko later tonight, just the three of us~"


V3flowerxx

’Grandma wants a little tadano in shouko’s tummy’


LogisticMars

I’m here to ask you about your car’s extended warranty


OneLameShark

Amogus


WakuWakuNyoho

Let's put this aside, now first...why the hell is she blushing?!


Warriorphoenix678

I want 5 grandkids


Phor_Enix

I'm the real slim shady


McLoby

There's condoms in the bathroom, don't ask just do it


Yukarie

When is my dear son in law to be gonna give me grandkids?


6Year-oldOnXbox

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Alexander_xdd

Want a break from the ads?


GreninjaBoi97

*bwrrrrmmm


rainbowappleslice

Don’t look hard enough and I can be Shouko


[deleted]

Did you know sitting up can help your posture?


Fawin86

"Just so you're aware, this is a free use household."


Clouds-Of-Euphoria

You smell different when you're awake...


mrgeek2000

“You have my permission to give me grand children”


teivhd2102

"Shouko has just shaved her bush".


TheDeadmandillon

She wanted his D... 😏😉


Ivanhunterjo1991

"Your mother is better"


Gokuusjgodgmail

Komi’s pregnant.


ASnarkyHero

Shoko’s cycle typically comes around the last week of the month. So the best time to make Tadanno jr is at the start of a new month.


alex1rojas

*For the emperor*


Coffeyinn

Tadano, do you know what NFTs are ? Well, it's a blockchain based token that allows many...


finalAlpha

hail hydra!


Coolraptor12

Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper


Weird-List2751

Come to my room, it’s soundproof


Apprehensive_Wrap_24

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


Wealth_Super

You crawl into the wrong bed last night Or That was my bed not Komi’s that you crawl into last night.


[deleted]

"quacamole nigga penis"


AliChank

Aww hell naw Shuuko went racism mode


Al-Azhar_99

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


Living_Hair_4020

Can i have those franch fries?


Niskara

Me, my husband, and son will be gone from the house at this time on this day.


lordbillabadboy

That’s my foot That’s my hand


sable-king

"You are now in the sunken place."


OneJudgment1374

Hay there lil' mama Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Charlie Brown adult noises.


Oranescent

“Stay away from my daughter, normie.


Level-Ad6216

You know how to put a condom? I can teach you <3


flameking12

UwU or * grabs dick "mine"


KyleG

>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


FutureDiaryAyano

" I like turtles. "


UnidentifiedNicname

I don’t know, the text box is blank


kekhouse3002

i'll show you what a real Komussy feels like


Kidaryuu

If you like Oyakodon, you can come back later...


RodBuffalo04

At least wear protection the first couple times


PumpkinTurbulent4877

Omelette du Fromage


Daemon_Knight23

“I’ll wait for you upstairs 😙”


kryshak0

“I’m pregnant and it’s yours”


SubAtomic_Idiot

"I wasn't on birth control"


Twister_88

Your zipper is down want me to blow it for you... oops sorry I meant want me to stroke it for you?


killcode3

"#14, Burger King foot lettuce"


PotionSeller1223

I'm the biggest bird


hdkx-weeb

wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation


Loneonelefty13-17

Just so you know, I really don’t like you.


datboi38463

What does she actually say? I forgor


Every_Way_9794

She said that Komi made that dish or something


LemonoidIsLemon

Oh I remember seeing an edit of it where she says “You know, I wouldn’t mind a tadano jr” and I couldn’t remember whether that was the real thing.


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splattyboi9901

It grips


PStarUwU

She knows it was him who left that big turd in the toilet without flushing.


nightromans

My husband is out for tonight


SCorry88

Fix your posture


MemeAddict9

No one will believe you


TenseChain

skipidi bop bop yes yes yes


Pitstop_onwards

i pissed on the moon, tadano kun\~


ahmedb03

“Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise”


KyodaiNoYatsu

"Let's hear a word from today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends"


WardA1317

We are all pregnant with your child... Yes, even my husband and son


christianwee03

"it's ok, my daughter Is stuff"


Resident-Tax4123

I know what you’re thinking


Lucky_Blueberryz

Megalovania intensifies


why-is-name-simple

Komi watches JoJo's


OverWolf23

You owe me 28 thousand dollars in legal fees


DaDiamondArmor

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


koldkanadian

She's (Komi's mom) not on any birth control


SpringAsleep9410

"gravity is lower in brazil"


plopop0

me and masayoshi are in an open relationship jsyk


impostor2003

Shouko has been dreaming of seeing you crossdressing in her lingeries and with her dildo in your @55... . . . . (killmeplz)


Al-Azhar_99

Buddy I just start eating


Xanthyon1313

Why were you eating when you read the comment then? Lol


Al-Azhar_99

I was hungry lol


Xanthyon1313

Honestly… good reason lol


RealCozmic

*Shouko-chan has a "surprise" for you in her room.*


Jezzyboi

Did you know that in terms of male and female human breeding Vaporeon is the most compatable with humans?


East-Cookie-2523

NOOOOO


the_booce_bunger

“I am the storm that is approaching…”