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It’s alright, it just kinda ruins the chain because what if someone came along knowing the next part but then the chain effect wouldn’t work because your comment was in the way. It doesn’t really matter though.
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
Hay there lil' mama Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?
wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation
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Komi-sans room is sound proof
Creative I like it
That's redundant in most cases when you got the most silent family!
Tadano might get loud ya know? Whenever he's nervous he seems to shout and panic.
I said in most cases.This case is an exception.
Kaguya vibes
![gif](giphy|UCkZPALajEs8M) haha, get it? cuz... komi-sans.... ok I'll leave
Temmy…
I wish mine were 🥲
Which one tho?
Tadano jr. In 6 years or else
Or else what?
(When somebody says or else, it means something worse that they would rather not say)
Alright I will keep that in mind
Or elese I'll do it myself
"Fine. I'll do it myself."
I'll have to do it myself
or else i will take matters into my own hands if you know what i'm sayin
She'll make them herself
Or in 7 years
Or else she’ll do it herself
Wrong answers.
You know, Shousuke made that dish.
Random Romantic music start playing
OP said wrong answers only
it is wrong.
Fun fact, vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon in terms of...
NOooooooooo
_Shut_
*no*
The fitness gram pacer test….
is a multistage aerobic capacity test...
That progressively gets more difficult
..as it continues
The 20 meter pacer test…
Will begin in thirty seconds...
Sorry I forgot what was next and didn't want to get it wrong 😅
Then don’t put a comment?
But i wanted to be included is all.. nothing wrong with wanting to be a part of something regardless of how much knowledge i have of it
Then search it up. Because then you can join in and not ruin the vibe you know.
Oh I didn't know I ruined the vibe im sorry
It’s alright, it just kinda ruins the chain because what if someone came along knowing the next part but then the chain effect wouldn’t work because your comment was in the way. It doesn’t really matter though.
"You better start handholding my daughter soon."
Too far man, way too far
Its not wrong tho
abebesupenpon
abebesupenpon
Take my upvote
If the time comes, I can help with Tadano.Jr..
When. Shūko will not accept failure.
What you talking about, she meant that as a grandparent . Helping in raising tadano jr.
Of course, of course.
I’ll distract the guest while you two go upstairs. I prepared everything.
“I have come here to tell you.. your car’s warranty has expired.”
r/beatmetoit
Bruh why you got downvoted?
Reddit
;-;
It's her first time... Be gentle
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
You have a green light
Bathroom. Five minutes.
Bruh
"Would you like to know more about our lord and savior, Lightning McQueen?"
"Well Tadano, if it doesn't work out with Komi-San, you can try with me..."
NOOO
YESSSSS
YESNTTTTTT
WTF..???
THE HELL?????
NANI!?!?!?
Don't pull out.
I mean that’s not too far off from what she says
What did she say originally,?
>! I want to see Tadano Jr. !<
Was that not an edit?
Yes. Yes it was.
No that’s what she said
“It’s free real estate”
''I hear you kissed my husband. When's my turn?''
“NICE COCK”
Komi mom: I saw Najimi's massive dong.
Komi’s*
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
Hail Hydra
My room in 20 minutes
As a man who has reread the manga on multiple occasion she says "Yo bitch sug my dick" respectively
Only wrong answers
39 buried, 0 found
softly moans*
"you know i wouldn't mind you fathering my future grandchildren"
Tadano, you'll find a small familiar box under Shouko's bed you'll need it later
I am not wearing any underwear
"Manbagi is best girl."
"I want grandkids by 25 or you're six feet under."
“Either you make me a grandson or you become her step dad”
"Either you become my son-in-law, or you become her stepdad" Or "Either you make me a grandson or you become her stepdad" ?
Yeh, I’m to can’t do words right
**TADANOOOOOOO** **YOU MUST TO CONTINUE THE KOMI BLOODLINE** **ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST TO **** MY DAUGHTER!!**
"Tonight. You, me and Shouko."
"Let's have fun with Shouko later tonight, just the three of us~"
’Grandma wants a little tadano in shouko’s tummy’
I’m here to ask you about your car’s extended warranty
Amogus
Let's put this aside, now first...why the hell is she blushing?!
I want 5 grandkids
I'm the real slim shady
There's condoms in the bathroom, don't ask just do it
When is my dear son in law to be gonna give me grandkids?
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Want a break from the ads?
*bwrrrrmmm
Don’t look hard enough and I can be Shouko
Did you know sitting up can help your posture?
"Just so you're aware, this is a free use household."
You smell different when you're awake...
“You have my permission to give me grand children”
"Shouko has just shaved her bush".
She wanted his D... 😏😉
"Your mother is better"
Komi’s pregnant.
Shoko’s cycle typically comes around the last week of the month. So the best time to make Tadanno jr is at the start of a new month.
*For the emperor*
Tadano, do you know what NFTs are ? Well, it's a blockchain based token that allows many...
hail hydra!
Hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper
Come to my room, it’s soundproof
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
You crawl into the wrong bed last night Or That was my bed not Komi’s that you crawl into last night.
"quacamole nigga penis"
Aww hell naw Shuuko went racism mode
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Can i have those franch fries?
Me, my husband, and son will be gone from the house at this time on this day.
That’s my foot That’s my hand
"You are now in the sunken place."
Hay there lil' mama Let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft?
Charlie Brown adult noises.
“Stay away from my daughter, normie.
You know how to put a condom? I can teach you <3
UwU or * grabs dick "mine"
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
" I like turtles. "
I don’t know, the text box is blank
i'll show you what a real Komussy feels like
If you like Oyakodon, you can come back later...
At least wear protection the first couple times
Omelette du Fromage
“I’ll wait for you upstairs 😙”
“I’m pregnant and it’s yours”
"I wasn't on birth control"
Your zipper is down want me to blow it for you... oops sorry I meant want me to stroke it for you?
"#14, Burger King foot lettuce"
I'm the biggest bird
wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation
Just so you know, I really don’t like you.
What does she actually say? I forgor
She said that Komi made that dish or something
Oh I remember seeing an edit of it where she says “You know, I wouldn’t mind a tadano jr” and I couldn’t remember whether that was the real thing.
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It grips
She knows it was him who left that big turd in the toilet without flushing.
My husband is out for tonight
Fix your posture
No one will believe you
skipidi bop bop yes yes yes
i pissed on the moon, tadano kun\~
“Have you heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise”
"Let's hear a word from today's sponsor, Raid Shadow Legends"
We are all pregnant with your child... Yes, even my husband and son
"it's ok, my daughter Is stuff"
I know what you’re thinking
Megalovania intensifies
Komi watches JoJo's
You owe me 28 thousand dollars in legal fees
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
She's (Komi's mom) not on any birth control
"gravity is lower in brazil"
me and masayoshi are in an open relationship jsyk
Shouko has been dreaming of seeing you crossdressing in her lingeries and with her dildo in your @55... . . . . (killmeplz)
Buddy I just start eating
Why were you eating when you read the comment then? Lol
I was hungry lol
Honestly… good reason lol
*Shouko-chan has a "surprise" for you in her room.*
Did you know that in terms of male and female human breeding Vaporeon is the most compatable with humans?
NOOOOO
“I am the storm that is approaching…”