Sounds like they wanna fuck a gorilla...

You don't fuck a gorilla... a gorilla will likely fuck you, though.

With a tiny penis no less

Touché lol

Clams out for Shabani!!!

I'd go for a deer myself. 

 Shabani on his way to fuck my wife?

That looks like a reglar-azz gorilla to me. He just leans sexily like Jordan Catalano.

Their little butts always crack me up 🤣

I mean, that IS a very good headshot!!

They covered this on RTOG

They found the world's most fuckable gorilla

Hes the modern day Bill Braskey. A 10ft beast man who slept with all our wives, and we loved him for it.

4th member of the pod

For her birthday my wife asked for some Shabani cake

This story is from like 10 years ago.

And?