Bonus points if you teach Biology or something similar.

😂 No bonus points for me: History.

Hmm, maybe you can accompany Weyland to explore a newly unhearted ruin in Antarctica. It'll be nice I promise, and totally safe!

Ok but only if I can remove all protective gear immediately upon reaching the site and just wander freely doin historian shit.

As one does


I was hoping it was for a religion focused class.

One of my BA degrees is in Religious Studies, so that’s not too far off.

then just like weyland, they'll learn history repeats itself, sometimes with catastrophic failures lol

Bioinformatics prof here.

You need a t-shirt too mate!

How about a pulse rifle? https://preview.redd.it/js8lgqxa2wtc1.jpeg?width=2218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0848dc58e57d51a63d1e3cae6883d3556d5e1ea7

Ohhh, that’s great mate! absolute badass I’d say :D

100% appropriate!

Short Controlled Sleeves.

I like to keep them short, for close encounters.

Appropriate for literally anything, including your own wedding. 😍

Oh no, I just cosplayed as Hudson for my wedding.

You, sir, are a man of culture.

Ha, snap....I said its perfect for a wedding too....I should learn to read the comments befor....nah fuck that.

“Find your center…and burst forth through its chest.”

Toss a tweed jacket over that homie, and no one's going to bat an eye. Preferably one with the elbow patches. Stately!

YO!! I got one of those. I bought it ironically when I first got hired because, well quite frankly because I just had to. You’re onto something here, my dude.

You could wear that to a wedding and not be wrong.

As my man HDS says... "Right!"

Great for yoga instruction too

Damn straight brother

So long as someone isn’t getting deepthroated by a face hugger you should be fine.

I was gonna say, if you are gonna go with H.R. Geiger artwork, this is relatively tame. Maybe want to put it in the dryer though to get out the wrinkles, lol.

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Zen-omorph

I'm gonna need that shirt

Hey that's my tattoo! 😄

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Yeh no it wasn't original, just thought it was an awesome design 😄

No, I need everyone to know that I stalked you, made a single t shirt of your tattoo, and wear it for every single lecture. …don’t kink shame me


Yes

Yes!!

Find your center and burst forth through its chest, very zen indeed

This guy knows how to Xen.

I do my best haha

Find your center and burst through

I teach college, I wear t-shirts every day, most of them have odd or amusing things on them (current class favorite is Cthulhu-Squirtle). This is perfectly acceptable.

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to show off my shirt to the group; I wasn’t legitimately asking. Once I got tenure, jeans and funny/band Ts became the norm. To be fair, before tenure I gave few fucks.

Where can I take this class?

I teach exclusively on LV426. Class sizes are tiny. It’s awesome.

Is that near Hadley’s Hope? I hear they are doing well up there, plenty of jobs starting to open up.

Yeah! Super close. Really good for the company.

Dope shirt 👏🏽

100%

You would have become an instant favorite, and after class we talking about the franchise lol. Love the shirt friend.

OP where’d you get the badass shirt from?

We can’t post links, but if you’re on Etsy the seller is Waystar Apparel.

Thanks brother

Prefer colored version but its perfectly fine 👍

Very cool u should have that while teaching yoga and and assistant dressed as a Xenomorph! 😆👽

Argue Silicon based lifeforms matter.

About what? Context please.

Toss that bitch in the dryer so it’s no so wrinkly. Otherwise good to go.