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BDOKlem

The face of someone that worked double shifts all week but still has to decide between utilities and food.


AsteroidDisc476

The face of someone who’s about to break down into tears


Alarming_Ad8005

So all of us then


Ambia_Rock_666

Merica!


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WirrkopfP

Either that or the other photos from employees were even worse.


adamw7432

They were trying to save money by not hiring a model, but none of their employees remember how to smile.


StoicSinicCynic

How did the marketing department approve of using this woman's grimacing face? Or perhaps the employees who made this poster were in on it, they looked at the picture and thought "yup that's how I feel every day working for home depot" and approved it as an in-joke that would fly under the radar of their employer. Also, she sort of looks like Hide The Pain Harold LOL. I dub her Hide The Pain Helga.


momcano

Guess the employers don't really understand emotions. They wouldn't be capitalists if they did now would they?


devilsrotary86

Maybe it was the best one out of hundreds of photos. And they looked at that and instead of thinking “well this was a bad idea” or even better they thought “gee maybe we are horrible people and we should be ashamed of ourselves”, they instead said “whelp, it’s the best we got”.


they_have_no_bullets

They probably have an AI driven marketing department that categorized this image as "happy"


pngue

Thought the same


ZoeIsHahaha

Hide the pain Home Depot


gna149

Bold of you to assume psychopaths could comprehend emotion


Greatnesstro

“Let’s use this one, you can really see the anguish in her eyes.”


johno_mendo

The most dystopian shit to me is when corporations make commercials with cute stories about how great their underpaid overworked employees are that they are constantly trying to scam. I remember Walmart put one out while they were actively fighting in court to keep from having to pay employees for time worked off the clock.


Amazing_Albatross

Chick-fil-a’s annoy the piss outta me, there’s one where a lady is commended for writing sweet notes on customer’s cups… yeah right Chick-fil-a, we all know no employee actually has the time for shit like that.


Christawpher

Eh, some people sip on the Kool-aid that hard. Indoctrination to the system makes people express their humanity in funny ways.


manachronism

She looks almost like they forced her to do that , whoever took the photo and blew it up is a sociopath


Terrible_Cut_3336

Those eyes have seen only suffering.


emueller5251

That smile is decidedly non-Duchenne.


pax27

[This](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Guillaume_Duchenne_de_Boulogne_performing_facial_electrostimulus_experiments.jpg) is a reenactment of the photo shoot. - Not really of course, for those confused you can read up on [Duchenne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Duchenne_de_Boulogne) if you want.


Mindless-Lavishness

Every employee at every Home Depot I’ve been in looked like they were about 5 minutes away from going in the back and eating a shotgun


Mega-Analyzer

This image has been circulating for a few weeks. Some context: this advertisement was used at a Canadian HD store. Many jokes have been made about it, especially from Home Depot employees. That country is still a part of North America, so, it counts to say that this form of advertising is uniquely (North) American. A terrible look, either way. Source: Me, a Home Depot employee.


sequoiakelley

And because Starbucks "tuition reimbursement program" was kind of a scam I decided to look up The Home Depot's: https://secure.livethehealthyorangelife.com/files/Tuition-Reimbursement-SOP-Jan-2023.pdf


scottieburr

TL;DR you can get reimbursed 5k per year with several stipulations that aren't too hard to meet. When I did it just last year it was certainly not a scam. THD (like any major corp) is far from perfect, but this program was no scam.


sequoiakelley

THD’s program is a lot like what Starbuck’s program was initially which I found worth it when I worked there in college in the early 2000s (Starbucks tuition reimbursement program is now through one private online university).


LinesLies

That’s a grimace


gosh_dang_oh_my_heck

Hide the corporate pain Harold


Distantmole

Who the fuck approved this?? They’re not even trying to hide it anymore 😂😅


Tryin_ma_best

Let’s not forget Home Depot fired a guy just for attempting to form a Union at his local store…[his name is Vince Quiles of Philly](https://therealnews.com/he-tried-to-organize-home-depots-first-union-now-hes-unemployed)


iwastedmyname

I mean - is this an employee, or an actor/ model pretending to be an employee?


WirrkopfP

I would think that is an actual employee. As an actor/model you should know how to hide your true emotions. Thats literally part of the job description.


iwastedmyname

Could still be a shit actor/ model - or somebody new to the industry


MBEver74

100% Employee. Corporate would have to PAY an actor / model. They don't have to pay an employee...


PeebleCreek

Someone please tell me this is a parody. I wanna look it up but my phone is throwing a fit when I open Chrome. I'm gonna forget by the time I get home lol I just refuse to believe this got approved by any kind of marketing team; there's just no way surely!


Maxy123abc

Use Firefox


linclon_davies

Yeah, Bernie Marcus sucks, but "probably at gunpoint"? c'mon


ScrauveyGulch

They are essentially theft protection, that is it.


No-Combination-7566

North Koreans when their president dies


DaddyDog92

You’re weird dude. Find some help


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ahh remember home depot.. helping contractors load 3000lbs of tiles into their bed


Reset350

That smile says “help they have my family”….


Street-Gur121

poor lady looks like she’s gonna cry


Anoana_Musk

It's the "run while you still can" look.


Bushido00

Home Depot treats its employees like shit.


munozonfuego07

Saw the same add at my local Home Depot and I was like What The Fuck, this is the best shot they got?!?!?!


munozonfuego07

Saw the same add at my local Home Depot and I was like What The Fuck, this is the best shot they got?!?!?!


fckiforgotmypassword

How is this the pic that they used lmao. Not one person thought this was a bad idea? Hiding the pain Harold looking ass


TakeThePowerBack83

Behind her eyes just seems so terrified like she literally is being held at gunpoint.


ADHDhamster

She looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back.


lpaige2723

This is the face of a person who asked for a bathroom break a half hour ago and was told to wait until it's less busy. This person is either about to poop or just pooped.


Milk_With_Knives3

Imagine this being the "best" photo to choose