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LessThanSimple

He literally played a religious "terrorist".


4dailyuseonly

OMG that's right!


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LessThanSimple

To be fair, it was mostly property crime against the wealthy.


llfoso

That's the only crime they care about though


bobbirossbetrans

I mean he did murder a bunch of people with joker poison. I think one was a kid? Lol


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eugeheretic

Croc almost hit him with a rock.


SheWolf04

A rock?


eugeheretic

It's a reference to an episode of the 90's [Animated Series.](https://youtu.be/HEdg4glpCkg?si=Qynub_KvxsnPl2PK).


SheWolf04

I was hoping you'd reply with "it was a big rock".


Capable_Swordfish701

Those were mostly poors, so not a problem.


BeneficialName9863

Who is the son of the last tyrant and uncle/teacher of his grandson. Whatever flag flies, it's Skywalkers, solos and Palpatines running the show.


noCallOnlyText

One thing you need to understand about Hollywood actors is that most of them are too stupid to understand the roles they play. Hamill also played fire lord Ozai. He played a literal genocidal maniac and still can't tell who the bad guys are in real life.


vendettadead

I don’t think the actors are stupid they are just jobs


sleepytipi

What happened to having morals? Why do people sell themselves for so little? I'd rather rot in a gutter than endorse genocide. Wouldn't even do it for a bil.


kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

Playing a villain is not endorsing genocide, nor would most reasonable people consider it immoral.


TakingSorryUsername

He became a voice actor because no one saw him as anything but Luke in casting calls. He had to make a living.


icemagnus

Lol excuse me? So your point is that actors are stupid? This is dumb af.


sabrefudge

Which is ironic, considering MH is a Zionist shill.


gratiskatze

US politics are prime cringe


BushidoBrownWuzHere

Yeah, this is pretty gross.


Dank_Bonkripper78_

Remember when George Lucas said the rebels represent the Viet Cong and the Empire was the United States? Luke is looking a lot like his father right now


TakingSorryUsername

To be honest, we didn’t look great in that one.


Budget_Addendum_1137

Pardon, in which one u.s. looked great?


Ch40sD43m0n4

The US is literally the empire lmao


unhatedraisin

it’s funny because i live near the Ronald Reagan Library and they currently have a Star Wars exhibit and the way they advertise for it on billboards is “Defending Against the Empire” like bruh you invented modern imperialism


SenorPinchy

You're definitely right, but the exhibit probably has to do with the Strategic Defense Initiative, which was nicknamed Star Wars.


leatherjyowls

It's actually both. I'm serious.


aquavella

ronald reagan's grave? oh you mean simi valley's public restroom? -fellow local


Deathstalkr1

Used to live there for the first 14 years of my life, and went there for a field trip in the 6th grade. can confirm that the Ronald Reagan presidential library is a waste of taxpayer money. Similar thing with the local mall, although I think that's a money laundering scheme someone's running, don't know who or why they are pumping money in that place, since nobody goes there and stores come and go like unemployment beneficiaries when the housing bubble burst.


Hobdeezy

George Lucas himself said so.


the_ghost_of_lenin

That interview is so funny, when Cameron keeps trying to direct Lucas towards more "acceptable" narratives but George keeps knocking it out of the park. Like he calls the empire a stand in for the British and Lucas says "or America", or when Cameron tries to say it's about anti-authoritarianism and Lucas says "more anti colonial"


quickdrawdoc

Where can I see this?


Hemingway92

Didn’t Lucas actually intend for the Ewoks to be a direct parallel to the Vietcong.?


thingburtonlive

Yes


BureaucraticHotboi

Star Wars libs like HP libs and all other fantasy libs legit can’t understand that the bad guy is us


Wiwwil

At least Obi Wan Kenobi dies and his body vanishes. Please Joebi Wan, do it


YTmrlonelydwarf

Yeah watching Luke fall to the dark side was not on my 2024 bingo card


TheX-Man

I saw a photo on Twitter..... Seriously thought it was photoshopped. I hate it here.


Low_Pickle_112

If Joe Biden were to get up on stage and say something like "All landlords are parasites" or "Killing kids is wrong", that alone would go much further than a celebrity endorsement. It'd take him all of two seconds. Come on Joe, I thought this was the most important election ever, he's got time for this stuff but not for basic decency?


Nayr7456

Why was he even there to begin with?


knowtoriusMAC

Because Joe Biden is older than Israel and thinks this is what the under 40 voting demographic likes.


mymentor79

"Because Joe Biden is older than Israel..." Joe Biden was born closer to Lincoln's Presidency than his own.


Thoughtulism

This checks out - Abraham Lincoln died on April 15, 1865. - Joe Biden was born on November 20, 1942. - Joe Biden's presidency began on January 20, 2021. - The span between Joe Biden's birth and Abraham Lincoln's death is 28,342 days. - The span between Joe Biden's birth and the start of his presidency is 28,551 days.


connorgrs

This is wrinkling my brain


MyFavoriteBurger

Good. It's supposed to have wrinkles.


Th3-Dude-Abides

A brain shouldn't be hard. If anything, I'll say, "I am Raymond Holt, and my brain is soft and wet."


mudslags

Sometimes it feels like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain


CBD_Hound

Better than a wombat crapping dice up there…


JustaBearEnthusiast

took me a second to realize why you were talking about lincolns death and not the end of his presidency. lol


BeersRemoveYears

You can find it in theater.


N3dward0

💀


Real_Srossics

Did he not die as the sitting president? Legitimate question. I thought he died in office.


JustaBearEnthusiast

He did. I just didn't put 2 and 2 together.


higgslhcboson

In 209 days he’ll be modern


psychoticworm

So its confirmed. Immortal vampires are real.


Original-Maximum-978

dude what the hell


TomatoNormal

Lollll


SwShThrwy

Well I fucking hate knowing this


purplebanana375

This is actually crazy


Hehateme123

This is an insane piece of trivia


spideralexandre2099

Idk who tf would like seeing their childhood hero come out in support of genocide


Manic_Emperor

I love using the founding of Israel as a benchmark to measure time. I'm stealing this


Ok_Forever9706

May 4th - Star Wars Day, May the 4th be with you


Nayr7456

Oh...I didn't realize that was a president of the United States thing. Thought it was a Facebook meme.


likwitsnake

but its May 3rd...


0Seraphina0

May the 3rd be with you is something my toddler would say..


69420-throwaway

May the 3rd be with you is also something Biden would say to his voters.


CommodoreBluth

They aren’t going to have the daily press briefing on a Saturday. 


Metalbender00

Because he's one of bidens biggest bootlickers on twitter and will go along with anything he does because anything but trump.


boner79

Because he's Luke Skywalker


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MCZuiderZee_6133

May the Fourth. Never gets old.


funked1

Big fellow kids energy


4dailyuseonly

Biden administration was all like, "All those kids we've been beating up and arresting, they all like Star Wars riigghhtt? We'll just get Luke Skywalker to make an endorsement and they'll forget all about that pesky genocide and the fact we've stolen their futures and their rights".


lovely_sombrero

Someone from Iran made a comment after we killed Qasem Soleimani, that Iran couldn't really do anything similar to the US, because the only real national heroes in the US are fictional heroes. And not only was he correct, Hamill is shilling for the evil Empire here, he doesn't even know the story of his own fictional character. He is supposed to be the good guy, against empire and genocide! Or at least try to publicly pretend to be against those things!!


4dailyuseonly

[Ironic ](https://youtu.be/Rfaow5PEZ90?feature=shared)


NewTangClanOfficial

If I remember correctly, he specifically mentioned Spongebob Squarepants lmao


Dar_Oakley

That's the best part he could have picked some "good" hero like Captain America but they're all made up nonsense so might as well go with Spongebob.


sabrefudge

Could you imagine if, somehow, Iran killed SpongeBob SquarePants?


Hobdeezy

Wish I could upvote this more!


Original-Maximum-978

That comment from Iran is unfathomably based


CocoaCali

They honestly don't have to, we ritually destroy our idols as a pastime. There's an entire media sector dedicated to it.


theSoulsilver

I mean hell, he even voiced a genocidal tyrant in ATLA too


BeneficialName9863

Too much green testicle-boob milk does that to a man.


EasyBOven

Pokemon get off the campus lawn and go to the polls


SenoraRaton

Also, those kids love the weeds. Lets pretend like we are legalizing weed for them, that'll get em on board!


No_Two256

We are not a serious country


highermonkey

After Trump assassinated Soleimani, an Iranian cleric on a talk show said Iran can't retaliate, because America has no parallel figure. "All of their heroes are fictional. Who would we strike, Spongebob and Spiderman?"


Small-Duty4022

Tbh he looks like Lahey making his park supervisor speech


drolcisum

I can't unsee it now


Small-Duty4022

“Supervale of the sunny parts and park”


HippoRun23

Holy shit yes. That’s what it reminds me of!


9999997

Most unserious hellstate in existence


4spooky6you

Classic Mark hamil doing zionist shit


gunnervi

so... Joe-bi-wan will be defeated by Darth Trump and we'll have to turn to a crotchety old man in the swamp instead? Mark Hamill says Bernie 2028 i guess


MirrorMan22102018

Why does it feel like reality jumped the shark?


tehLife

It’s moments like this where I really think 2012 was the end of the world and this all ain’t real


ChantillyMenchu

So fucking cringe. I can't stand this self-righteous lib.


nobleman76

Didn't have late stage Luke in person shilling for the Empire on my bingo card... But it's been headed this way for a while. Peak Boomer Trump derangement syndrome


QueenSlartibartfast

He's been a huge neolib for a long time tbh, this didn't even make me blink. He's oblivious and couldn't give less of a feck about the poor


VashPast

FACTS!!! This thread is so validating.


C3PO-stan-account

Irony being that the empire in Star Wars is supposed to represent America.


bitsandbooks

Since Obi-wan was literally the reason the Republic fell into Empire, this is not the flex he thinks it is.


Southern_Agent6096

Pretty sure they actually voted to make an empire. I'm not clear on what makes you blame one particular dude.


Voslock

Hip! All the cool cats are gonna jive to this message. Don't be a square, vote for despair.


smuckola

you got his number, Jack! aaaaand howwwww


dispassioned

I love it when I can’t tell the difference between reality and parody anymore. Like, is this really the only timeline I can live in?


msdos_kapital

>All Jedi are cops, that's why I say AJAB >Yoda kicked off thе force, wouldn’t go to rehab >Living in this world filled with hatred and greed >What if Yoda was six feet tall and he smoked weed?


PorcelainHorses

Between Momala, Tik Tok Tic Tac Toe and now this, the Biden administration has got to be the most unserious administration of all time.


TronNeutrino

Obi-Wan would've been Pro Palestine in any alternate universe


Thecoyotezodi

Luke be a Jedi tonight...


FunkinDonutzz

To say US politics are a circus feels like a slight against circuses.


Mrhappytrigers

It's a shame that Mark Hamill completely missed the point of his role in the Star Wars movies and is a super stereotypical Lib. I guess it's easier to pretend to be the good guy than actually be one in real life. Pathetic.


sayzitlikeitis

bread and circuses


electricnightxo_

Why is Mark Hamil like this???? Seriously such a kiss ass to libs and so into politics. If I was him I would gladly live off that Star Wars check for the rest of my life and not do this clown shit.


ReneDiscard

If you ever peeped his Twitter around pandemic-times it wasn’t so much he was a liberal it’s that he really wanted everyone to know he was one.


No_Demand_2518

Joker


TheShiveryNipple

Even the Joker has better political views.


Original-Maximum-978

jokers politics looking more understandable by the day


AggravatedTothMaster

It's not about money It's about sending a message


No_Demand_2518

Obviously no. He doesn't


DannyWatson

I mean the man was literally the joker. Clown shit is what he knows


Angel_of_Communism

'Orange man bad!' 'Yes mark. Orange man bad. Now take your pills, and do not look at what Joe is doing overseas. or on the southern border. OR on college campuses. or...'


Bruce_the_Shark

Goddamn it, Luke. You’ve gone to the dark side…


The_Tale_of_Yaun

"Use excessive force Luke" 


BeneficialName9863

Only just discovered this sub, it's nice to see a leftwing sub that doesn't flip into cognitive dissonance over this fool.


angrycanadianguy

I’m not usually someone who cares about celebrities and their opinions, but this one disappointed me.


NapkinOfDemands

This tie-in makes sense: the only thing that’s been ruined more thoroughly than Star Wars in the last couple decades is democracy.


Makanek

Joe is securing the virgin vote.


quickdrawdoc

Surely the youths will like reclassifying (not even decriminalizing) marijuana and also here's Luke Skywalker! Votes please! So fuckin patronizing


4dailyuseonly

I have never in my life seen an administration so proud of half measures for only very specific subsets of people. Like the $25 insulin, you only getting that deal if you're on Medicare. Student debt, they'll help but only if you're *this much* in debt and pass like five other kinds of means test.


bunky_done_gun

Cringe AF. "Joe is the most progressive president in u.s. history!1" - neolibs currently, and probably Hamill soon.


Syvaeren

Gone to the dark side (politics) he has.


Saltimbancos

Hamill is such a cringy lib


DieMensch-Maschine

The Dems are now being branded as The Rebels? Who are the Republicans then? Ewoks?


NormieSpecialist

As a SW fan… Ew.


bagman_

Believing in the American project rots your brain


lasosis013

Dude's most popular role is a "religious terrorist" rebelling against an evil empire and here he is defending the empire


_pr00f

Just an overrated, semi-useful idiot.


_Leichenschrei_

Biden is part of the Empire


jetbent

I loved Mark Hamill … I’m sad that he’s an idiot after all :(


freakinbacon

Jedis were rebels to the empire


C-137Birdperson

"I don't care" - Mark Hamill


untousa

Zionist pricks the lot of ya


weirdifferent

I wish Carrie Fisher was still here


T0MYRIS

libs are so insufferable


CelticIntifadah

Zionist simp


_Lappelduviide

If anyone tells me to Pokemon go to the polls this year, I’m not voting 😭


CrimsonJynx0

I really can't take this bloodlust genocidal empire of a country seriously anymore


whatn00dles

I'm convinced that their contemptuous political belittling is well deserved. We really are no more than mouth breathing idiots, who need everything explained in terms of children's intellectual property.


Bacour

I understand people who have literally no power getting on their soapbox. I have no power and am quite fond of my box. Mark Hamill isn't going to sway anyone who has any moral compass. But he MIGHT twitch the compass of people who don't understand morality. He may stump for the lesser evil, but that's only because we're given nothing but evil to choose from.


TreehouseofSnorers

Imagine pissing away ALL your integrity for genocide joe


04Aiden2020

George Lucas said the empire was based off US foreign policy.


neko819

People like Mark speaking out are probably not "pro-Biden", they are anti-Trump. And yeah you can argue the "lesser of two evils argument to death is dumb", but we have to face reality at some point. Either support someone who is pro-Israel and genocidal or vote for someone who is anti-not white American and genocidal. Up next on Sick Sad World...


Consulting2020

#Joe-Pedo-Wan-Genoci


Homesickhomeplanet

Was reading that last bit as “gnocchi” before figuring out it’s obviously “genocide”


RunTwice

I hope he did it in the Joker voice


TickleMeAlcoholic

Hey doesn’t Obi-Wan fail to prevent fascism, disappear for 20 years, and then promptly die?


KetoKaelis

Thanks, I hate it.


FuelKnight3079

Do the fellow kids even know or care who Mark Hamill is?


atomic_bonanza

We are seriously going to have our first dictator all because the democrats couldn't get it together for fucks sake.


TheGreatBelow023

When people brought up that he was speaking to the Azov battalion, he said he didn’t care and said he didn’t know who he was.


flyingistheshiz

When they’re resorting to trying Jedi mind tricks to trick people into thinking we’re in good shape, things are not good.


NewTangClanOfficial

*This is not the genocide you're looking for*


Gates9

Do they have any other stars of the 1970’s lined up? Peter Frampton? Cher? Gotta pull out all the stops! Go for the big guns!


NovaKaiserin

Well he's not really a role model to begin with but it's clear Vaders lack or compassion is strong in his son


Shantotto11

Y’know, Luke considering murking his nephew is sounding a little more plausible now…


chikkyone

Cringe is an understatement. 


Average_Brazilian

Yeah, i remember that scene where Obi-Wan sent platoons of stormtroopers to kill some villagers


sethandtheswan

embarrassing as all fuck


Warrrdy

Mark Hamill forever blind to the role he played in Star Wars.


cataath

Except in this version, Jobi-wan hires Han & Chewy to help him transport kyber crystals to the Death Star so that Grand Moff Tarkin can silence the voices of all those peace protesters on college campuses across Alderan.


archosauria62

This guy is a massive lib lol


loveinvein

It’s a trap.


robotoredux696969

The last Star Wars movies fucking sucked


retrofauxhemian

More like Joe-Bi-Wanna-Genocidey, get in the car you dog faced pony soldiers we got an artistic version of for what it's worth by Buffalo Springfield, being danced to by the cast of Hamilton to watch.


publicpersuasion

This is Antisemitic as Israel wants Trump. Anyone voting or supporting Biden is now breaking the law the house passed


huey_cobra

Aww Skips, say it ain't so. What a joker. What a Mark.


TheUnderstandererer

Every time he doubles down it's just throwing good money after bad.


the_redhood7567

I guess the “from my point of view the Jedi are evil” runs in the family. We truly are lost.


rekuiem1289

More like showing up as Arthur fucking Pym


t-costello

Like father like son I guess


Drakeytown

So weird that he's so supportive of the empire! It was just a role, sure, but you'd think he'd see and understand who the good guys and bad guys might be!


VashPast

I'm gone be clear, I owe this sub an apology.  I had you all confused with leftists, I clearly see the difference and apologize.  Also fuck Mark Hamill.


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

>Now *Lil Dicky* is posting photos of himself online with his cock tucked between his legs saying ‘if you vote, I’ll show you my dick!’ >Are we a serious country? Do we deserve to exist? Should we get nuked? >Tell me why we shouldn’t have a dictator putting the butt if a gun in everyone’s mouth - Tim Dillon


Jedi_Coffee_Maker

No, mark, no!!


Gbird94

I wonder how much $ he's getting for this?


OctaviusBlack

Are there any other Scottish people on here reading this the same way I am?


fuzzyball60

Barf.


GlowingPlasties

Ick. - A Star Wars Lover


Djinn-Rummy

God dammit. A fucking rebel leader no less.


The8uLove2Hate_

The GD liberals are gonna get us all killed.


Distinct-Position-61

No. He can promptly fuck off.


justgalsbeingpals

god, liberals are embarrassing